The Hemi Jeep Show Episode 14 - Chris Crocker Review & Horror Movie Rant

[TheWilliams104]

saw should have ended at 3

[GlennQuagmire007]

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY Wasent Scary IT WAS FUCKED Up It Was More Fucked Up Than Chris Crocker!!!!

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

ATA (All Trollin' Aside), damn you are talented! The combination of this character plus providing reviews is terrific - it's like RWJ but funnier. I liked "I can't take it anymore - and neither can you!"

Let me send you my very own LEAVE SHAWN JOHNSON ALONE vid, where I take The Onion to task for joking that Shawn had to be put to sleep (The OTA was inspired by The Onion's wicked news satires).

--Troll the Ancient

[therealCanablisS]

supergayyyy

[tpainrx]

paranormal activity was fake and stupid saw 6 im not gonna bother watching that shit

[dawgsays3]

ok heres my reviews in order of the movies u said

sucked

was okay.

now the movie i loved was The Final Destination awesome movie sucks that the series is ending.

[ntnhcao]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!! :p lol

[ilikezelda64]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[Trev3600]

holy shit

[nerfmerc2]

well PA and saw 6 were ok but halloween 2 what the fuck that was fuckin horrible

[HuntersHuntDickTwo]

Gayest intro, ever!

[KERETAA]

i wanna see south park dissing him

[IAmTrentz]

hey kids, what do you know it is time for the hemijeep show!

[johncase7777]

Sorry Hemijeep19, I don't know if you are having a bad week or something but shit man. I want to say i'm Unsubscribing but I don't want to to sound like all the other dip shits but I am.

Here for a while your vids have been pissing me off. The one about the kid did it for me. He may be a troll but you are just an ass for picking on him. In you vids you just become an asshole. I might think of resubscribing to you when you pull the stick out of your ass. Just think I use to like your vids.

[patchwork667]

Noun

douchebag (plural douchebags)

(US, slang) A jerk; a mean or rude person.

That douchebag ruined my shrimp cocktail.

Why doesn't that guy get a job? He's a regular douchebag.

(US, slang) An idiot, a dim-witted person.

[dramaboy4u]

i didn't really like paranormal activity ... it was pretty awful. and i don't like the saw movies... they make me sick... because the acting is so bad.

[Riadraptor]

Subscribe to 1:28

[IFukdYourGirlfriend]

"Hey Kids What Do You Know Hemi Jeep Is A Fag Ass Homo". Unsubscribe from this fag fuckkk

[sk8ips]

lol draining wallets. it drains ur wallets only if u go to see them.

[S91909838759hoi]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[blull6]

I hate the Saw series, personally it is just a bad series as far as horror movies go.

Also, Chris Crocker is a whiny little son of a bitch, I can't stand him either. Should I even say him though?

whatever, nice vid Hemi

[PS3GRIMREAPER91]

why are stupid new yorkers always so fuckin rude to people just hearing u talk makes people not wanna talk to u because it seems like u sound pissed off which is why unsubscribed

[dragonmissy]

i am not a horror flick person. except for vampires and werewolves and not twilight.

i did see Saw 6 it was actually the first Saw i have seen. It was ok. My friend says its better then the others

[softball90876]

i love saw and saw 6 was ok but the first one def pwnd

[Holy1337Speak]

Fag.

[coil97]

Holy1337Speak go die

[Holy1337Speak]

Troll.

[coil97]

your the troll

[Holy1337Speak]

Shut up, troll. And learn to spell.

[HorrisNorris]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[gusty123321]

"saw" is the new "friday the 13th" (there are 12 friday the 13th's, so thats 6 more saw's to be equal)

[blull6]

Saw is the new Halloween, Friday the 13th could actually keep up because Freddy was awesome.

But I sorta agree at the same time.

[DJNpimp]

Paranormal Activity wasn't as scary as i tohught it will be, yet very entertaining. I can see why people wuld think its staged, but hey, i didnt pay to see it :P

[FilipinoWriter]

I'm wondering if SAW will ever end...I mean...really? I got slightly bored of it after saw III...I've seen all of them....after the second one, everything became too predictable

[mermaid12345678910]

i think their going to have saw 26 come out next year at the rate their making them.

[CAV1245cats]

SAW 6 PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wierdstore]

zombieland was good

[Zawazuki]

Hemi's keeping it real.

Saw is alright, defiantly not the best horror movie. Like you said, he died in like the second movie. lol

[iamjohn4life]

im going to paranormal activity with my friend anna. it looks good, and its suposed to be scary. but honestly, who knows how much of the movie we're actually going to watch? haha

[DigestedChild]

i loved paranormal activity.....

[KingDerekx]

u wanna see sum REAL paranormal activities? just look at that britney spears bitch. now that shits scary.

[gorgonjola]

CRAP

[cookiesonsteve]

i was wondering when you were going to compare Chris to something frightening

[Trev3600]

THE LAST 5 MINS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

[NintendoGamer86]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[GamerBum12]

paranormal activity is something definitely new, i liked it...the actors were fuckin unbelievably realistic, thought that shit was real hahahaha...saw 6...gay

[robertman12345]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[Micfri123]

hahaha this so so funnnnny

[MichaelAlliegro]

paranormal activity was not cheese-E, and i haven't seeen Saw 6 yet so i can't say.

[ACDCwarmachine]

dude i dont care if they spent a dollar on paranormal activity, it had good effects asshole! and saw 6 isnt gonna make 11,000... more like somewhere in the millions!!!!! you obvioulsy have not seen any of the saw movies because its not just the guy saw... its other people too

and these movies arent very cheap either! those were the good horror movies of this halloween! that dumbass vampires assistant and that trick'r treat movie with the pumpkin head guy is cheap!! not saw 6 or P.A.!!!

[playahataman]

ur fat

[rjohagan324]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[BabyPilly]

Aren't they making / have made a new Friday the 13th remake?

[HIPEOPLE652]

SAW has lost its prime after the 2nd movie and para. activity is a cheap s*it movie ok so hom many hemi points do i have now?????

[joetater]

o dang i forgot to unsubscribe

[HemiJeep19]

Unsubscribing from good videos psh typical little douche on YouTube =/

[shadowurahara16]

HOW DARE HE!

[POKOHelba]

some retards love everything before and see something horrible, and go "DURR UNSUBSCRIBING"

[joetater]

aww is tha wittle hemijeep butthurttt

YOU THINK I CARE IM JOE FUCKIN TATER

[Grimmjow316]

How sad getting worked your just like crocker you ain't got shit neither attention seeking whore. Your full of yourself saying your vids are good have yet to find one that's entertaining

[KittyBunnyPiggy]

LOOK OUT 4 THE GHOSTS!!!

[AMVPlayaTV]

They all suck, do I win the Hemi Points? :P

[AMVPlayaTV]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[Chrisbrownloverforev]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

Lol (:

[schlabobble]

Thank god you brought this show back.. I was like WTF!?>!??!!

[BIGBADBOY9112]

i am totally gonna see both of them :D

[IceColdAwesomeness]

hey you wanna play a game? iv been dead for 4 years now!! lol

[LiveAliveBaby]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[OAIEguitar]

most of the saws happened right around the same exact time... so obviously hes going to be alive.

[Polpats]

I only watch your videos for the fail lols

[SideHundreds]

troll.

[LiveAliveBaby]

hemijeep has been doing vids like this before UGVC was even around. he just got a better camera and green screen.

[IFukdYourGirlfriend]

No he hasn't. He is following Carney's style Hemi is a straight up fag fuck.

[LiveAliveBaby]

hemi has been doing these shows for almost a year pretty much. Carney came around about 3 months ago. do ur research dumbass

[slayerofaardvarks]

Hemi was around longer than carney dumbshit.

[tylertyler82]

cracker.

[tylertyler82]

hey snow white.

[tylertyler82]

snowflake.

[tylertyler82]

breeder of retarded children.

[MrHappyFaceFilms]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[DavidArchuletasGal]

why do you care so much about chris crocker if you dont like him.

i think his videos are entertaining and funny

[wetwipey]

yo dude love this show!! be be careful and look out for the ghosts! you know what i meenz!

[TakahashiStudios]

THANK YOU! Chris Crocker needs to stop. Thank you for saying what the entire Youtube community is thinking.

[R4nd0mn33s]

I don't get the point of watching a horror movie. Something that makes you scared and night and not be able to sleep. Maybe because I'm a coward, I can't stand those thrilling music and creepy ghosts.

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS chiefz

[JustToWatchvids1]

havent seen saw 6 or PA, but i do like horror movies

[rimlanin]

Im tired of horror movies, always the same. Its ither some psycho killing people with a chainsaw or some ailien making people into zombies.

[PS3GRIMREAPER91]

i dont like these videos im unsubscribing

[fobfosho]

hemi!!! i totally agree with you but i do luv those chessy horror movies! i do think its ridiculous that saw VI is out but i do luv those saw movies! haha..i still dnt understand how he is some what still alive! wut can you say i do luv horror films even tho it sux! hahaha...paranormal activity i dunno but i still wnt to go watch it...

[hoosyerdaddie]

I haven't seen either, but I do think it's kind of disturbing that so many people would watch a movie that's basically a few people getting tortured. What does that say about the audience?

[cozmo1223]

have you lost weight

[t3trojans]

yeah he cut it off and then ate it again

[DianaH18]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[vaggeta1]

im not being mean but i dont find a single vide of yours funny tbh there all stupid to mean but if other people like then then there they go they can like them

[keckvids]

paranormal activitie sucked, it was cheesy and wasnt scary at all. and as for the saw series, after thefirst they werent worth seing.

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

awwe come on dude, paranormal activity was actually good

[SuperEd86]

I haven't seen any of the new horror movies that came out this month, but I've been watching a lot of older kick ass ones that I own on DVD.

ROCK ON!

[XxlucyisdumbxX]

Ugh. I am so sick of Saw. they need to just end that series. And I haven't heard enough about Paranormal Activity to have anything to say about it, but I ain't goin to see it.

[Jguy365]

i thought chris crocker had quit youtube... its interesting how easily he got famous just by telling us to leave britney alone. how can't we?

[bob6yt7]

paranormal activity was fucking great just watched it tonight. and saw fucking sucks.

[louay1996]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[crispybacon100]

SAW SUCKS

[kanucksfan94]

This is what happens when just anyone tries to make a youtube series

[habib205]

Look out for the Ghost

You Know the only paranormal activity that i saw was shit Flying out of my toilett

It maybe Flow in the Movie paranormal activitys

Seriously

I believe in shit like Ghost and crap like that

But the movie paranormal activitys is bullashit

I watched the Movie and i Know when i See a fake

[chrissyloo328]

Chris Crocker shouldnt stop. he is the shit. i love him. hes my idol

[AmericasAvenger]

o.0

[975mas]

lol Nice VID!

[FlightOfTheCondoors]

crappy sound quality

[StillAware]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[beaststr]

look out for the ghost?

[Dracomancer350]

lol you rock hemi, cris crocker is... meh I'm not going to say.

[QskullcandyQ]

paranormal activity is best movie evaar. cris crocker is retard and you rock :D

[MurderCapital666]

I love horror movies, I always have, but seriously there is a serious lack of good ones this millennium. It's all remakes and SAW rip-off's now and many of them goes for the PG-13 rating.

Well, at least that is the horror movie state on the US market, outside of Hollywood there has been a few good horror flicks.

[Natphat05]

and all PG-13 horrors suck like i said in my comment below. I say they should end the Saw series maybe throw jigsaw in a wood chipper

[metalerohead951]

well hemi jeep i agree.... chris crocker should just die. more over youre right those halloween movies are to damn cheesy and draining peoples wallets..... why not host a hemi jeep contest on who can make a scary movie like paranormal activity using those cheesy special effects that they used in the movie, you know just to make a paraody out of this crap just to get it over with! and saw six should definately just stop; its rediculous!

[KorunnaiHolonet]

why'd you kill the old hemijeep intro ? :(

it was cool

[ThisIsKuroCat]

Well, I would suggest that you could make fun out of every movie like "Didnt he die in the second Movie???" , cause they are just *Movies*.

But well, the Chris Crocker thing was damnnn right.

[bluedevils51]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[gearsofhalotheftauto]

Lol nice vid man. 5 stars. Love the intro by the way.

[Natphat05]

My advice is if the Horror Movie is rated PG-13 that means it is going suck. I think saw is a copy cat of the movie cube. They say that Paranormal Activity is suppose to be the scariest movie yet but i think The Exorcist is the scariest movie ever.

[DavidRck]

true

[DayTimeJeff]

wait ur dissin a movie that was made with a hand held camera? its like dissing the blair witch project

[DayTimeJeff]

i think u should get rid of ur intro and just go straight into it

or make it shorter

[swiftedgebg]

i liked the "punt on your pants it's time for the real chief rants" part :D

[HemiJeep19]

You sure have a lot of opinions there, DayTimeJeff.

[DayTimeJeff]

haha ya my bad

i like the show

[SuperEd86]

I agree.

[orrin4]

Hahahaha!! I LOVE your video's there getting BETTER and BETTER.

[HemiJeep19]

Thanks!

[SuperBob909]

Paranormal Activity is a great movie get over it.

[Falloutboyfan251]

i think sav 6 will be really stupid because i think he died in like the 3rd movie or somethin.... but if anybody sees it they are wasting money

[razzamellon]

yer he did die in the 3rd one coz he had an autopsy in the 4th one

[swordmonkey05]

saw in space that could be interesting.

i wouldn't be as anoyed if remakes we actualy remakes not reimaginings.

they could at least bring some of the black and white ones. like creature from the black lagoon, the fly, poltergiest etc.

what old horror classics would liek to see be remade

[CoolJohnDog]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS

"I wanna play a game and I've been dead for like four years."

[yugialex1]

they all fucking suck Peace out

[EarthAvatarLuigi]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!!

[LoCoBoi187]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[Cadragon13]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[sarahlacroixmusic]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!

[ttop9999]

it seems that most modern horror films are either re-makes, or sequels. And of those re-makes and sequels, it seems to trickle down to the simple fact that they are nothing compared to the original. So, to hell with Saw VI, you know what i mean?

Paranormal Activity however is pretty original. i saw it last night, and it scared me a bit. Although we have all heard our share of stories relating to ghosts and demons, this movie shows that you don't need high tech equipment to scare a person.

[MEOWFIISHTUXEDO]

It isn't gonna end Saw will soon have a TV show, I swear, I can see that happening sooner than you'd think.

[Mangaka1990]

The Saw series has just become a lot like over horror franchises when they make too many sequels and repeat the same thing over again.

Let's just hope Saw doesn't get remade a few years down the line like all the good horror movies from the past.

[thedarklordsknigh]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[nextbikerider]

i hate horror movies expecially saw its like u al ready now whats gona happen

[TheDCFShow]

Great video. Completely agree about the horror movies.

[herndon5]

I'm not sure about the show anymore because you took out some good things out and replaced them with something less interesting things.

But the performance has greatly improved.

[spacedog1996]

I hate horror movies & horror in general. I don't see the point of paying to get the shit scared out of you or being disappointed by crappy effects.

[Guyx4500]

I like your hemijeep shows!

BTW I think Saw is overated, and old at this point. I could care less for Saw 6, really.

[saskchic1011]

i dont do horror movies very well....another great vid

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

this video was awesome btw.

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

you probably could make a better video taking a dump.

the only reason i'm gonna go see saw 6 is to make sure its the last one. i swear to god, if they make 7, the producers are gonna wake up in a cold room, playing a tape that says, "hello, this is twerks, and i wanna play a game. and guess what? you lose"

[weirderbros44]

paranormal looks so cheesy...

[wifiguy1010]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[Daviticus1000]

Saw six? More like SAW SUX!!! :D

I just put more thought into that joke than Hollywood puts into these crappy horror flicks. How about we just not see them?

Also Chris Crocker makes me ashamed for my orientation.

[CanadianShow]

I find they release more horror films throughout the rest of the year so they'll be out on DVD by Halloween, then releasing movies in theaters

[getgad777]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[MattMK45]

lovin the episodes atm, hemijeep!!! keep em up!!! yer i just dont get why jigsaw wont die, and whenever i think of him on his frigging trike with the tux and that horrible mask, i cant sleep for days, seriously!!! I saw the first saw, it was all right but too obsesive and pretty retarted and sick. I think the director either has cancer or is just so screwed up that he would see it reasonable to actually be like that.

[i4nh]

hemijeep19 ftw

[ButtercreamBrittany]

Chris Crocker made more than one video? Why?

[RILEYstreetMAGICIAn]

paranormal was horrible !!! it was retarded

[RicemanCDN]

hahaha" wanna play a game ive been dead for like 4 years already"

[TravieDarkie]

im not gonna lie, stepfather WAS GOOD

[Tylee1O]

that was a okay movie but it just wasent scary. It had the guy figuring out "my new father could possibly be a murderer and rape my mother..."

But it was enjoyable but not scary (which i love in horror movies is new ways to scare me or scare me period.)

[yungerrapper]

THANK YOU HEMI! I can't stand these random horror movies. When I'm an old man, 80 years old, I'm expecting SAW 68... and, it's not just Halloween. Remember Prom Date? What the crap was that?

[Bl00dnFl4mes]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!!

[theblackcrowzero]

Their gonna finish the Saw series with 8. In my opinion, the Saw movies should have been done with Jigsaw dying. But now they are actually TELLING some websites that dr. Gordan IS alive, and that he will be in the last movie. They also said that dr. Gordan's role in the movie will be REVERSED. I guess that means that he will become the new Jigsaw in the final movie. But I'm not sure if it's true or not. Who knows where the fuck they'll go with it.

[66switch66]

i know what you mean with the saw movies, as it just drags on... all i watch saw movies for now is the traps :D, but as poeple are saying that "Dr Gordan" is alive, then that does make me want to watch saw 6 in detail... i have no idea why :P

[darrenandsarah123]

Dude, why did you get carded for orange juice? are the freaks using that to make meth with now?

[oddballmatt]

this video lets me remember what hemijeep19 stands for, the super mario brothers super show

[ItsReallySteve]

nice job, hemi. can't staaaaaand chris crocker.

[OzzaCartney]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

[xxMusicTramp]

great video!

[OnUIHate]

They SAID they were going to end the Saw series at 5 but since they came out with 6 YOU KNOW they're gonna come out with a saw 7, 8, 9, AND POSSIBLY 10!!!!! Until the STUPID ASS PRODUCERS...FINALLY...Find a way to kill off jigsaw!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chubbbypanda]

i watched couples retreat. it suckeddd

[nathanpker5]

Chriscrocker is fucking anoying i dont see who laughs with him or it. and yes i no what u means!

[Axegambler]

For me Hallowen is more about comedy than horror. Asking for sweets and then toilet papering their house..."Scary!"

If you want to make a horror film, then make another "Scary movie"

thats my opinion.

Great vid! 5 stars!

you know this show could do with a pin number...

Not really

[rj2389]

I don't see a movie without asking my sister if she has seen it and if it is any good

[brainsenburn]

LOOK OUT FOR THE GHOSTS!!!

everyone was talking about how scary paranormal activity is, so i went to see it with my friends, and the first 45 minutes into the movie, people already started leaving the theater?? it wasnt even that scary!! it was actually a stupid movie!