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  • I think its so funny that people get so piss at the elpresador for the things that he saids. The reason he does this is for entertainment he doesn't care for about his score. The ones that get so defensive are probably the ones he makes fun of. He know he isnt number 3 in the world but he is just saying it bc its funny. So people lighten up and get a personality and quit taking gaming so serious and if you do get mad at his commentaries its bc your the one he is talking about lol

  • @haloforu And that's why the Ak74u is still noobish. It has the highest damage of all smgs and the recoil is negligible. With rapid fire you win most gunfights.

  • That's be because no ones camping like little bitches. And ELPRESADOR you were using one of the two noobiest guns. I think the ak74u is more broken because it's a smg and it's damage is high and rapid fire.

  • @Rebirthsouls

    SMG is preferred for short ranged maps. Most of the fighting is done indoors, so you wouldnt use a huge ass gun like an assault rifle or sniper rifle

  • Haha scumbag steve says everyone but him suck. Whores out the most overpowered weapon in the game.

  • Playing against a lot of low levels and split screens don't make you beast

  • he aint the best player (big headed) the best player on ps3 is Ronaldinho1224 he would destory this piece of shit

  • aint hard to find a good player go on leaderboard see whos better than you i play as good as you all depends on whos in the lobby...

  • Sir... Stop sceaming! Thank you

  • you suck bro ill smoke u 1 v 1

  • @MEGAMAN4441 no one gives a fuck

  • @joshmullenismyhero Never said I was unsubscribing, just letting him know what would happen, which it did.  Now go back to your trailer park and minimum wage job you zit-faced faggot.

  • @mspgrass I never said you were unsubing, i said you should. dont like the video's dont watch its that simple kid. Now back to selling your ass to pay for your internet. took you 2 months to reply to me so i guess you didnt make much money lmao

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  • @wb1227 haha youre funny

  • You're taking him way too seriously. He's just making fun, he's not bragging.

  • so true !

  • Blocking Bullets with his Jaw <--- EPIC!

  • this guy is funny

  • im a PS3 player and ill give you props your the best ive seen online...we dont have many good players

  • play Competitive and you'll get your ass fuckin wooped.

  • lmao at the butthurt fanboys that dont know how to take a joke

  • All you haters that keep commenting, "My pussy hurts..." "Wah, I lost respect.." "I'm a good PS3 player, you can't beat me.." really don't get it do you? You probably think Wrestling on TV is real too, huh? WTF? Grow up, get a life and take this for what it is....ENTERTAINMENT!

  • STFU ELCOCKADOR

  • @Burngun49 will u stop dick riding?

  • @xSICKskillZzZx i run with an mpl btw

  • let's get a game going. add me. FEARLEZ_PHANTOM

  • i am a ps3 player and i kno for a fact tht he wasent beating high ranked players

  • 1168 people got beasted by elpresador

  • @Awayze lol i was joking. its obvious what u said i was just kidding lol

  • 2.455 peepz pressed the wrong like button.

  • @iPeeCAST umad?

  • I am going to exit this video because the word beast has lost all meaning so i am going to take a shit on my laptop and flush it down the toilet.

  • @pronegamers Now thats Beast! :)

  • RONALDINHO

  • AND WAT DA FUCK DO I FIND SOME IDIOT TRYIN TO BLOCK MY BULLETS WIT HIS JAW LOL BEST PART!

  • To all Ps3 people, calm down its a joke. I mean come on 23-4 is not even a good score.

  • R u fuckin stupid all the good people on ps3 play s&d. U ain't nothin compared to whiteboy7thst u aint even dat good. Fagg

  • go add AnteeCR7 ON PS3 LETS SEE HOW WELL R U GOING TO DO

  • UNSUBBED U ARE A PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT OMG UNSUBED U ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO WHITEBOY7THST HE CAN KICK YOUR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS U ASSHOLE GO ON BLOCK ME OH I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING I WILL BLOCK YOU

  • IPwnstar4hire !!! Whiteboy !! Where The Fuck You've Been ! Unsubscribe !!

  • anybody else realized everyone he played against arent prestiged???

  • @xSICKskillZzZx i play ps3 with 5 other players 2 are girls my kd is 2.47 and my win 2.12 and we only play domination

  • u have a PEDOFILE laugh....i would not trust you.

  • I can fuck you up im on ps3

  • who plays the BumBox lol

  • DISLIKER(S) = BITCHES WHO CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH..I DON'T FUCKING SEE THE REASON YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN ENTERTAIN BETTER THAN THIS GUY..GO AHEAD..SHOW ME !!

    HIS NAME IS ELBEASTADOR MEAN THAT HE BEASTS EVERYTHING HE DO !!

    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE ?

  • @Mazorism u mad bro?

  • @ModernWarfare2Godz I JUST WRITE IN CAPS...

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  • easystation3 is for people who cant afford xbox live whch is 50 bucks a year yea. so cheap ass bitches thts who plays the easystation3

  • @SeXyBeRtO1 buddy I got both and play both equally online and offline for specific games they both have there up games and down games

  • ps3 sucks,who the hell would play cod on it lol.

  • see me on ps3 bitch knifeNDblade

  • @231koolaid He Not Adding Nobody Its Just For Entertainment And It Gets The Fanboy Sooo Mad Its Exaclty Funny AF LOL :D Take A Joke Man

  • @231koolaid LOl this guys an onlyusemeblade wannabe

  • Haha! The comments are funnier than the video itself.

  • EasyStation3 is filled with little kids with no skill and a noob named Gayboy7thst who begs for favorites.

  • @ikeownage46 calm yourself he asks for the favs cuz its hard to keep up a channel with that much publicity

  • omg you are pathetic

  • @iiJoshbromley NO ! YOU'RE A LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING TRUTH..THE WORLD ISN'T FAIR YOU FUCKING PUSSY..GO EAT YOUR VOMMIT IF YOU CAN FUCKING LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK THE BEAST HAS TO SAY. "ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY" DON'T YOU GET THAT ?

  • Play domination

  • NO MAP PACKS AND LOW RANK = EASY ENEMIES duh lol

  • go in the competition playlist theres ton of decent players there

  • Elpres if you say ur a pro. you should play me.. i know all the unpatched glitchs and all othe good classes

  • Holy shit these people suck i thinks its because most people willing to pay $60 for online know some what of what there doing some of the ps3 players probably got the game without intending to play online

  • noexplode11 was 18-2.. that's not "decent"?

  • @xKluuzx you just dont get it do you...

  • @ldrz1 I know it's a joke video, I just wanted to take the title literally for once.

  • Its funny how he only uses ak74u rapid fire, while on xbox he uses sniper rifles, and other weapons, pay attention ppl

  • easy station 3 hahahah

  • play domination then you'll get owned

  • Lol good job Pres!

  • decent player? there was one on ur team -_- 18-2 is better than decent fat fucking 40 yr old virgin

  • Pres, you are playing against retards!!! most PS3 players ARE NOT that bad!

  • @magellans3 He knows its a JOKE.

  • @jaredw969 well of course. it's just getting old... he's made 5 videos of this nonsense.

  • WOW the lunge @ 1:30

  • relax people, this is just entertainment, once in a while he has very good games, this time it was on the PS3, he is just in his character where he is the best player.

  • Just shut up. Quit fricking raging agenced the PS3. If you hate it so much then go back to Xbox 360.

  • @M1911Upriser umadbro ?

  • @2RobVanDam776 Youtubes not all about subs little boy.

  • @s8tank I didnt say it was....... can you read? i was only stating how much i had

  • With as much shit as hes talking and hes going tryhard? isnt that a little sad? ak74u w/ rapid fire and he still yells and orgasms when he gets a kill. Bet he fks his 360 b4 he goes 2 bed

  • lol. wheres zzirgrizz when u need him?

  • Lol playing against lvl 23 non perstige people

  • @YeahCain2 derppppp de derppp faget

  • El Presador instead of fucking trashing ps3 look at yourself and see how fuckin idiot you are making fucking vids about different system grow yo big ass up and act like a man yelling and shit thru a mic wit yo dirty ass live com yo shit suck get up there wit the MARKOFJ or DAHGAME360 SANDYRAVAGE NASAONE do they do that bullshit nooooo #Grow The Fuck UP El Immaturadore

  • @BigDaddieMondo says the guy talking shit on youtube. Cool

  • @BigDaddieMondo you need to realize he isn"t good at COD on 360 haha and he admits it.... chill out and see that his strength is epic commentary! so sit back and enjoy! =D

  • Why do sooooo many people troll about a video of a game? I've seen so many comments of people arguing and getting pissed at each other. People please just watch the video and enjoy it. Geez..

  • Best Parts: 1:01, 1:31, 2:44, 3:02, 3:50,

  • i wonder how many games he actually played to find one that he actually played good in

  • If you're that beast ELPRESADOR, I DARE YOU TO RUSH WITH A M14 AND NO ATTACHMENTS.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade I dare you to stop taking dick you faggot nerd.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants I dare you to take your own advice, Mr. "I call people Nerd on YouTube Call of Duty videos". Go back in your man cave, the sunlight's going to hurt your eyes.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade God damn you say faggot shit.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Listen man, if you're trying to troll, be a douche bag, you're trying a little to hard. Snooki could do a better job of upsetting me then you. I don't see why you replied, feeling like a bigger man because you can get a last word in? Or do you call everyone a fag because you were traumatized as a child when you were forced to suck your father's cock when the sex with your mother wasn't working out, and how he called you Sally every time he jizzed in your mouth?

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade Yeah I'm trying so hard I made you write a novel in the reply box. Faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants This isn't trying. This is pretty casual. I'm sorry if you waste your life trying to get responses from people. It works, but find a better hobby. Say Faggot again, or don't your choice.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade You are trying to not look like a dipshit. You failed. Be a faggot again, or don't your choice.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Why don't you admit to your own failed antics and move to the next video, be the bigger person and don't reply. And I'm not trying to look like a dipshit, because I don't go around trolling because that's the only entertainment I have. Like you sir. You obviously find enough time to be a troll, like I said, new hobby.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade Why don't you admit you are a faggot nerd? Find a new hobby, like being straight.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Already a hobby, very natural, you struggle with being straight, since you talk about homosexual's alot. Even then, what's wrong with being a homosexual, with leading a happy and virtually great life? They obviously get a lot more than you, you sit there and probably just wank endlessly in hopes one day, you might get drunk off of some southern comfort and fuck a fat chick.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade Once again proving my point, you counter with nothing more than "nuh huh u r gay not me". Kill yourself, you faggot retard.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants As you just did yourself you hypocritcal slime ball. Tell me, is your self esteem issues so low you have to try and get people's goats? Honestly your life must be filled with so much misery as you try to make yourself look like some internet jock, well you know what? You aren't, you're a ten year old with the intelligence of a ten year old and the attitude of a five year old. My younger brother behaves better than you can even live. Get a life.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade I love how you keep making assumptions about me and then insulting me based on those assumptions because you have nothing concrete. Fucking nerds rofl. Keep getting mad faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants As I love how you make assumptions about me. You assume I'm a homosexual, when I'm not, and honestly? Faggot? Come on man, be more original. You have internet but cannot even take the time to explore the colorful language you so highly claim you have. Also to your earlier statement, "nuh huh u r gay not me". I did no such thing, I said you struggle with being straight, I didn't say you weren't.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade that was the most beautiful statement i ever read :D

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade write another paragraph about it.

  • @HikoruTheBrokenBlade pretty much.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Wow you sure say faggot alot, are you sure yours not one, im not even sure what this arguement is about. but it is clear you have lost good sir. now if your looking for buttsecks you should probably move on, calling others a faggot is no way to get a dick shoved in your mouth like you want.

    Truth: 75% of people who call others faggots and gay-bash, have had Homosexual feelings toward someone of the same gender.

  • @Urijahuri God damn you are fucking stupid. Next time you try to make someone else look dumb at least have a basic grasp of the English language.

    Truth: 75% of faggot retards that get called out try to counter it by saying "dur no u r gay not me"

    Learn to speak, and learn to spell you god damn idiot. Fuck you.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants haha, who are you calling out? a knowledge of the english language? most of america doesn't have that, and what if im not from america? what then? and i agree with Hikoru, whats wrong with homosexuals? they are just humans. so are you a Nazi or something? i think you are good sir because Nazi's by definition are people that are against things, so i would say you sir are a Homosexual-Nazi, for you are against homosexuals. so that is what i shall call you hence forth HomoNazi

  • @Urijahuri Cool story. Yeah I'm a Nazi this is WWII. You fucking retard faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Lol who's the retard who doesn't know the english language now? here let me help you.

    Na·zi [naht-see, nat-] Show IPA noun, plural -zis, adjective

    noun

    3.

    Sometimes Offensive . ( often lowercase ) a person who is fanatically dedicated to or seeks to control a specified activity, practice, etc.: a jazz nazi who disdains other forms of music; tobacco nazis trying to ban smoking.

    i hope this helps you realize how dumb you sound. but it probably wont. i feel sorry for you.

  • @Urijahuri It's called sarcasm you dumb fuck. God damn you are a faggot retard. Keep trying.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants Sarcasm? or are you merely trying your hardest to hide the fact you never realized that the word nazi had other meanings. but thats not the point. i wonder why you continue to call everyone a faggot, unless of course you have some strange attatchment to faggots. and by the way, the word faggot is a slang, so maybe you should learn the english language and know that they are called homosexuals, Faggot is derived from the word Fag, which is a Cigarette.

  • @Urijahuri God damn you are trying way too hard. No one in the US calls a cigarette a fag, get with the times retard. The shit you say is so stupid it doesn't even make sense. Try harder faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants as i said before who says i am from the US, and hey guess where the english language came from, England that's where. but seriously, you have said "faggot" in every comment you have posted on this video. it really is making me wonder if you either have a fetish for homosexuals that you are trying to repress, or if you got molested by uncle creepy as a small child and this is your way on getting revenge. either way, i just want you to know. its ok, no one will hurt you.

  • @Urijahuri As I said before you are a dumbass. You are trying so hard to sound smart, but anyone can tell you are borderline retarded. Keep making up shit to throw at me, because it's all you can do. Either way I just want you to know, it's not ok to be a pathetic loser.... Oh yeah, you are a fucking faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants you speak of people making up shit to throw at you, and keep making up that people are homosexuals to throw at them, i am NOT making anything up, im just trying to think of a logical reason behind you just randomly repeating that people are faggots when you have no proof and do not even know these people. so who is the one making anything up now, im making educated guesses upon your actions, but you wouldnt know about education, you Homophobic Hypocrite.

  • @Urijahuri Cool story. Keep getting mad over YouTube you faggot nerd.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants mad? the only person who is mad is you good sir, for you are the only one here spewing profanities, and complaining that others are stupid because they have a higher intelligence than yourself, and have been proven wrong. i have actually been laughing my arse off at you sir, i almost feel sorry for people like you, then i remember how fun it is to see people like you raging, and calling everyone who speaks to you a "Faggot, nerd, retard, ect, ect" its Hilarious good sir.

  • @Urijahuri Yeah you are laughing so hard that every comment you post is as long as a novel and nothing but raging. Yet I make you look stupid with less than half the text. Faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants haha, you say you make me look stupid, i must e because i cannot see it, maybe you could show me where exactly you have made me look stupid, otherwise Pics or it never happened. yeah sit and have a good laugh, then i start typing my response, and this is not a novel, its me making an average comment size for myself. sorry i dont 1 line and use l33t sp34k so you can understand, and im ever so sorry that i am using large words that hurt your brain.

  • @Urijahuri Show me one comment where I used "l33t sp34k" or said you were "hard to understand." Oh yeah, you just made that up. Keep trying faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants and see, i obviously have not been made to look stupid, or you might have proven me wrong by showing me a single post where said things have happened. but fear not, i will not be angry with you, for the ponies have told me to love and trollerate all the haters, and fire at them the Orbital Friendship cannon until they're foolishness is wiped from the faic of the internet.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants also, you do know that "Cool Story Bro" means "im a lazy ass and didnt bother to read what you wrote" also know as TL;DR, or Too Long; Didn't Read. and after a bit of research i found out what the word faggot means, and it is in fact a bundle of twigs, or tinder, use to start fires. just letting you know because you seem to be using that phrase and that word incorrectly.

  • @Urijahuri hahahah your so mad. dude give your keyboard a break.

  • @Rmelias86 i told you im not mad it just saddens me to see such lowly trolls as yourself, especially when they dont even realize they've been had by yours truly. your pathetic little troll attempts are like that of a small child who roamed /b/ for a day, maybe you should go back there and learn a few tricks first. but i imagine that /b/ has only gotten worse since i left 3 years ago. this new generation of fake trolls saddens me, but im just gonna love and trollerate the shit outta you.

  • @Urijahuri i got like not even halfway through your wall of text and i lost interest

  • @Rmelias86 Lulz, maybe you should get off the intrawebs and READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A GODDAMNED BOOK!

  • @Urijahuri maybe you should get off your boyfriends dick. you wouldn't be such a faggot.

  • @Rmelias86 so worshipmeyoupeasants couldnt win this flame war and sent in his boyfriend? and again with the gay jokes? i thought we all progressed beyond second grade, but i guess we still have a couple of stragglers, so how does it feel to be stuck in second grade and still laughing at fart jokes? oh well. again its sad to see people with such unoriginality as to have TWO people use the SAME joke, makes me laugh because you two are THAT stupid as to not try a new angle of trolling. Fail Trolls.

  • @Urijahuri again. i got about halfway through your wall of text before i lost interest.

    write another paragraph about it. you'll feel better.

  • @Rmelias86 oh did you post something? TS;DC, Too Short; Didn't Care.

    maybe if you have something worth while posting as a comment then maybe you too can actually be intelligent enough to write something. till then im going to leave and hope your -Stupid- doesn't rub off on me ^_^ love and trollerance, you ignorant fools.

  • @Urijahuri i win.

  • @Rmelias86 you win? yes, you win the intrawebs, it is only deemable upon your death, and it reduced your real penis size by x100 and increases you e-penis size by x1000. but sadly nether will reach OVER 9000 like myself.

    but in seriousness, you have not won. you and your friend lost long ago, but you never realized it. haha, because at least in not a couple of faggot butt buddies like yourselves.

  • @Urijahuri TL;DR

    I WIN.

  • @Rmelias86 oh and to put in a simple term so that your feeble mind can understand.

    YOU LOSE, YOU GET NOTHING, GOOD DAY SIR.

  • @Urijahuri i get the satisfaction in knowing that im making you fume over your keyboard by simply typing a few words.

  • @Rmelias86 how many times do i have to tell you, im not mad, im not fumeing, as i am typing this very phrase i am laughing. because you seriously think Gay jokes will upset me, im perfectly comfortable in my sexuality, and i laugh because oh the ignorant things you say. so I, yes ME, I WIN because i have the satisfaction of knowing that i am more intelligent than you. because you -think- im mad, and im actually getting alot of fun from YOU!.

  • @Urijahuri how many times do you have to say goodbye. but then keep coming back with a fucking novel long comment.

    TL;DR dry your fucking tears you pussy. your gona give your keyboard water damage.

  • @Rmelias86 tears? yeah im crying tears from laughing too damn hard. i think its GODDAMNED FUNNY that i can piss you off from writing what i call average sized posts so i thing i will continue to ramble on and on and drudge on about nothing in particular, i said goodbye, but hey guess what its the internet, and unless you shut off your PC your never truly off of it, Get it? no probably not, i love insulting your puny diminutive intelligence, i don't even care that your not reading it you moron.

  • @Rmelias86 umad bro?

  • @Urijahuri You lose.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants ORLY? you lost so long ago... im even whoopin your little boyfriend that jumped in to back you up.

  • @Urijahuri You are "whoopin" me so hard that you left a full page of crying on my channel because you got so upset. Grow up crybaby faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants q-q sum moar faggot!

  • @Urijahuri I win.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants

    Look at you,for fuck's sake. You're pathetic!

  • @rolandocbf And you are so mad you are looking over my comments on other videos. Rofl I win nerd.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants

    Holy shit,the string of comments! I didn't realise you were just a pathetic troll. I thought you were actually being serious.

    "FAGGOT NERD" Bahahaha! Your vocabulary is seriously fucking limited you delinquent.

  • @rolandocbf You got owned by a "pathetic troll" with a limited vocabulary. Faggot.

  • @worshipmeyoupeasants

    Bahaha, you crack me up. I'm done with you but thanks for the laughs. "FAGGOT". "NERD". Bahaha!

    Block'd,better luck next year troll.

  • @rolandocbf I WIN. Pussy.