APril 18th, 2008

[Nikki8489]

Thumbs up lol, you are unbelievably funny :D

[theprimal68]

Hehe, the thumbs-up thing had me cracking up :)

[SimpsonDG]

I would hope that airports would offer a third choice - like maybe accepting my word as a gentleman that I'm not carrying weapons. I like how the machine has a sign that says "SmartCheck", as if that's going to make it all OK.

[TruTV]

Glad you're not dead!

[Terentilius]

This was pre-taped. She is actually dead.

[dickshine]

Hey do these with more sun light!!!!

[ladygunnison]

why dont you talk about LOST anymore? thats kinda why i started watching

[file83]

It's a fact: Brigitte holds the record for most marriage proposals on YouTube.

Seriously. It's a fact.

Oh, and she turned me down every time.

[SimpsonDG]

Brigitte for President!

[icelandisforme]

i wished i wasnt the 4998889966544th person out of 22657657339874476455837 people to say they love you and want to marry you.

[SimpsonDG]

icelandisforme - you couldn't be the 4,998,889,966,544th person, since that is 800 times the total population of the Earth. Also, 22,657,657,339,874,476,455,837 is 200 billion times larger than the total number of humans who have ever lived.

[Jackle61]

SimpsonDG; I'll bet many people have asked more than once. Like McDonalds, they have served over a billon people, but I'll bet some were served more than once.

[SimpsonDG]

Jackie61 - But Brigitte can only turn down one proposal at a time. So let's suppose that Brigitte receives proposals at the rate of one per second. Then 22,657,657,339,874,476,455,837 proposals would require over 717 trillion years, which is 50,000 times the age of the Universe.

[hoodydoody7]

did i really hear you say you would rather be groped by Me that the airport machine?!!

[Kwasimodoe]

lol keep clicking the little circle thingy after she says "these machines" lol

that's right I have a warped sense of humour -_-

[Kwasimodoe]

@ 33 seconds

[never3st]

congrats on not being dead. good on ya mate.

[dustyb58]

Did you have to pay for the new computer? I still like my PC and the idea of not having to replace the entire thing if something breaks. Like my 12 year old monitor.

[joefileman]

Hi Brigitte! I hope you are having a swell time wherever you are and congratulations on your new computer! I've been thinking of getting laptop myself.

[specialmousenz]

I love the whole turn it around thing so that they feel more awkward than you, hahaha you like, push back against them and stuff, that is something a person can have a lot of fun with, they do get a bit shitty sometimes but, damn customs officers - no sense of humor!

[wtfsuperman]

I've actually been chosen for a random search in a Canadian terminal

I was sixteen, and it was a bit awkward

but not as bad as I thought

[girlwithcurl0216]

lol, thats so funny! I wonder what I would choose... that would just be odd

[prettyrenexx]

I live in Arizona, go to Phoenix Sky Harbor all the time, and I didn't even know that! That is so weird and awkward.

[almalinda06]

yay for not being dead.

i think the screening thing is great. some people have issues with being touched by strangers. this makes things a whoooole lot easier.

[cali604]

brig, i get worried when i dont see u.

last week was tough without you, kinda like no orange juice in the morning..glad your back and where are u? tell the truth, are u on vacation, an island, stalking me again??

stay awesome

paul

[CasualDaveDotCom]

the pat down would be temporary but the picture could be on the internet forever, I know they say that wouldn't happen but I'm sure if we did a web search right now we'd find some

[Jackle61]

I'm going to buy one of my friends an airline ticket to where ever he wants to go in the continental US, as long as he promises to pick the scan. It will be well worth it to see the scan viewers come running out of their little room screaming as if their eyes had just been put out with red hot pokers.

[katiesopinionfan]

YOURE AMAZING

[WileyCoyote69]

"Take your time".

Heh.

[amirahlee]

i prefer to be touched by one person than having many looking at my body. im kinda confused a little. whats the use to checking a naked body?

[BraceFaceResponds]

man, i would like to get a thumbs up after getting my naked picture..... but i'm choosing the groping check... at least i'll get to see the face of the person who just violated me.

[proffmongo]

While we are talking about being naked how about doing a naked vlog? I'm sure you have been tagged bt now!!!

5 stars!!! -:^)

[guitareruption]

ackward

[Triwood1973]

Seeing your video completes my week!

I'm sure no one would object to any screening method if it means a safe journey home for everyone.

[wezz84]

marry me?

[Lunerrrrs]

i guess it wouldn't be a big deal if i never saw or knew the people looking at me naked!

[ApeQuake]

Nice to have you back!

[jpaulholl]

haha. Wow.  Tough choice. Love your stuff!

[patodruida]

BTW, it's great to hear you are not dead (nor married, while we are at it).

Congrats on your new computer.

[patodruida]

I've gone through that device in London and Moscow already. It's really not a big deal.

Funnily enough, the lady at Domededevo airport still insisted in doing a full-body search even after her colleagues in the adjoining room got to laugh at my out-of-shape physique. Swear to God.

I don't know why. She did mentioned she "liked Mexico a lot" but I didn't really thing it would have been a smart move for a Mexican male to complain about sexual harassment in a Russian airport.

[kleeklai]

~I would watch the

Airport Scanner Channel

(just wait, it'll happen).

What has Reality TV done to me?

It almost could be touted as an

 High End Avant garde Art Installation too!

;)

p.s. congrats on the new computer!

woot!

[2331152channel]

i like your videos....

have a nice day Brigitte...

[2331152channel]

i like your videos....

have a nice day Brigitte...

[XTC7775]

missed ya....

[mkulax]

lol i like the look of ya

[Hobartthedolphinboy]

That WOULD be a tough choice for girls.

Guys couldn't care either way.

[oinkysqueak]

why? do girls wear strap on vibrators at airports?