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  • I just found my future husband...<3

  • right on

  • this nigga must be illuninati

  • @absereafesk Are you listening to what hes saying... I believe you don't even know what he is trying to say or even what the illuminati are.

  • YOU GOING TO HELL. Christians do love to say this. Maybe because their already living in hell here on earth, (heaven/ hell are mental states of being). Their already poor, powerless, hoping that a human sleeping in the clouds can help them, haha.

    If there's a god waiting to send people to a burning hell - why would I worship a cruel evil person like that? Humans have distorted the image of god so much - I refuse to accept any of it.

  • @bbrain2 Yeah spot on. Give us no evidence of existence at all then send us to eternity of suffering for not believing in him. But he loves us all?

  • @bbrain2 Maybe because God aint a person? But I do agree humans have distorted the image of God so much. Its upto us to realise what the standards of God are. But if you think that getting punished is evil then you have to question law in this world.

    When we commit crimes we get punished, nobody claims the judicial system is evil right? But the beauty of God is that he is merciful unlike the law system and he can forgive.

    To each his own. Peace

  • I'm glad all the old religious heads are dying off, and new babies being born. Get them and their failure religous sytem out of here :) - HELL - the sooner the better!!

  • Put that book down cause it will FUCK YOU UP.

    you understand me....? Ha ha.

    amen.

  • He seems very intelligent. But you can be intelligent and ignorant at the same time. Romans 1:18-22

  • @savedbyblood19 IRONIC.

  • You going to hell.....lol

  • @redheatp LOLOLOLOLOL HOW THA FUCK YOU KNOW.?

  • I like griffin's comedy but all the stuff he said about muslims is made up bullshit. For example at the end he says Muslims dont believe in Jesus, which is completely false.

  • @BigBrown12again When did he say they don't believe in Jesus?

  • Eddie Griffin is in my opinion of of the best Black Comedians in North America. VERY funny dude.

  • lol hes funny but u know not all muslims wear burquas

  • Yea it was right what jesus said: "If you dont fuck with me, i dont fuck with you!" and thats the key. for this obvious fact there's no need for any religion man

  • the mystery bitches has a perfect explaination in the bible that alot of people miss cause they don't even read it or read it with preconceived notions which is almost as powerful as not even reading the damn thing. Still it is extremely funny, Eddie Keeps me laughing.

  • The Muslim women cracked me up

  • We all need to have fun and have a good laugh, huh. Well going to hell is NOT funny!!

  • He began his whole argument about the falseness of scripture by (more or less) paraphrasing scripture: "Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body," (1 Cor. 6:19-20). Doesn't that hurt his argument just a little bit?

  • omg this guy is hilarious! LOL! 

  • Where did these mystery bitches come from?!?

  • Real TALK!!! 6:06

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooo 4:16

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  • lmfaoooo omg 1:37

  • They just try to make god SOME UPTIGHT ASSHOLE.

    And human make rules; then assign these rules over as god? cmon

  • Christianity was once an all white religion (KKK)

  • @bbrain2 that's an ignorant statement

    that's like saying every american is a red-neck

  • @squirrelspown Humans created religion, not god.

  • @bbrain2 that has nothing to do with anything

    you are saying at one point all Christians were white and part of the kkk, which is an ignorant and completely un-true statement

    just as if i said all Americans are red-necks, which is false

    some masters had their slaves attend mass and as a result a fair amount of slaves were in some way Christian,(of course there were other reasons as well) and this was long before the KKK was ever brought together, the kkk was formed after the civil war

  • @squirrelspown Do you know who you were in your past life? Or do you think this is your first time here in a physical body?

  • @bbrain2 i believe that i don't know a single thing in the grand scheme of things, and no one does, but i can tell you this, you can more more prove religion is wrong than anyone else can prove its right, and religion is the base of our laws if you don't see that look at the 10 commandments and than at our laws, see any similarities? ya

    all in all, when you take religion down to its base level, its simply guidelines on how to live peacefully with each other some ppl bastardize that but most dont

  • @onewhomsubmits That is the bad part, i can listen to the most violent music but i know its just music. People really do take our entertainers as literal teachers when the only thing you should learn from them is how to laugh and relax

  • no gods, no religion please

  • I love this man. He makes me laugh every time I think of him. As for religion, even though it is meant for entertainment, I totally argee with his points regarding religious conflicts, church attending, Adam and Eve crap, etc..

  • In ancient Rome..Christians routinely died in the arena for entertainment purposes for the Ceaserians...They boldy walked int their Fate not denying the Christ knowing full well that they would be greeted by Him on the other side....instead of bombs...Lions Jaws!!!

  • What an Ignoramous!!! Sounds funny from a certain point of reference but from another incredibly ill informed and foolish.

  • This is classic. I didn't know Eddie Griffin was this funny.

  • @RODikUlus yeah same here!

    

  • "You goin to hell. " So true... but christians tell you this because their already in hell. (mental hell) Awaiting a death to experience heaven because they could never make it here. (sad, but true.)

    Amen.

  • @bbrain2 its funny to see ppl like you try to make points,because you are so ill informed it makes you want to take pity

    we believe that salvation will come if we act justly and do right by our fellow man

    the main goal of this? Make heaven on earth.

    it, however, does not work when there are those ppl (hint hint) that refuse to help others, but instead try to step on others and crush others to feel superior, and not help their fellow man

    being good to others>better world>heaven on earth

    see that?

  • @squirrelspown Well your absolutely correct!! If you're a representation of a christian than I admire that. I never heard a christian talk like you. Most of them are waiting on death to expereince a heaven, and using a devil (which is really their OWN ego doing bad), as a justiication why they are not rich, wealthy, and successful.

    They say a devil stopped them from succeeding in life :(

  • @bbrain2 Thats their shadow,

    religion is what you make of it, i say there is a God, others say there is not, and that should have no effect whatsoever on the teachings that ppl receive from religion, which are get along and help create heaven on earth,but sadly not every one does this

    and just to clear up any onlookers notions, divine heaven and earthly heaven are one in the same, if each person tries to work towards earthly heaven they will be rewarded with divine heaven, but they are still one

  • @squirrelspown Yes, your my favorite christian now.

  • @bbrain2 why thank you

    i saw your channel you seemed to be looking at fairly intellectually inclined physiological videos, which is really not to different from what i am saying

    we are one, we must act as one

    and is what most religion teaches

  • @squirrelspown This is another sign appearing to me. The first one appeared that told me some of those scriptures in the bible are true, and I shouldn't go against them just out of respect. Because I do believe in jesus, but I don't believe some of the human told story of his life. I.E. WORSHIP ME, follow these rules, if not fool; prepare to burn in HELL!!:_()

    Let's control the mass population with intimidation fear at the end of their lives.

  • laughing at Gods word.he will be punished 

  • he is possessed big time

  • @4:39

  • 3:20 the Jesus Freak @ the left bottom corner is not amused ,

    makes it even funnier , haha

  • @NexisFilms Well He's Not A True Christian If He's There...Like Seriously Who's Show Did He Think He Was Going Too lool

  • @joshua1813 Looks like he would be better off with a dane cook show .

  • When Griffin says That God didn't write a book, he's not actually refuting what random people say, as you suggest. He's saying that God had nothing to do with the Bible at all. That men made it up. Didn't you watch the clip?

  • @denji2006 I should have made myself more clear. When I said "No one ever said that God wrote a book", I didn't mean that nobody in the history of the world ever said it, what I meant is that "God wrote the Bible" is neither Christian theology, nor is it a Biblical statement. Yes, people say it, but it's not something we deem factual.

  • Jees, even a white boy knows good when hears it. Funny stuff.

  • where did these mystery bitches come from!!!! lol

  • Eddie audience don't get half his jokes, you can hear it in crowd response...its a shame because he makes sense during most of this show meaning the You Can Tell'em Said It show...not just this clip

  • Love it

  • The point he is making is try that you're so busy trying to pay attention details like what the messengers wore on a Tuesday and you forget the main message

  • How does he know that he is made in God's image? He obviously doesn't believe in any book, or does he?

  • @L33thalLee lol ur never learn would you jesus never worte the bible he said where all sons of gods and our temple is is home so why de fuck u going church and giving money away and all they do is remidn you how much of a sinner u really are lool whilst taking your money lool just cos your claim to be part of religion doesnt mean shit if you dont get the message and clearly 99% or religious nuts dont period!

  • @WSTARCINEMA I'm sorry but trying to read the paragraph you wrote is giving me a headache. Sounds like you said that I am going to church and giving money away? You must have clicked on the wrong person when replying.

  • How ignorant is it to say that Jesus died from 3 nails when it says he was brutally beaten, had his flesh literally ripped apart with a cat of nine tails, nailed to a cross for several hours, suffering from dislocated joints, and then being stabbed by a large spear in the side.

  • @revlooshin Jesus didn`t die on that cross. He married to Marie Magdalena and he had kids and settled up somewhere near europe. Get your VATICANCENSORSHIPFREE education bro. ;)

  • @Karpacjanos It's not wise to adopt a philosophy from the History Channel, hollywood movies or fiction novel authors. Do some actual research.

  • @L33thalLee Dave Icke, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Jacque Fresco. They had the greatest impact on me and i really doubt they had any connections with your judgement/opinion/suggestion/s­tatement/accusation.

  • @Karpacjanos Like I said, do some actual research before making a ridiculous claim that Jesus married Mary Magdalene and never died on the cross. Too much disinformation out there to do half ass research.

  • @revlooshin shiieeet.... 50 took 9 bullets whatchoo talkin bout fool

  • @revlooshin Um who asked you?

  • If you read the book, it doesn't say that Abel got married. Abel was murdered. It also says that Adam and Eve had many more sons AND DAUGHTERS. That is obviously where the "mystery women" came from.

  • No one ever said that God "wrote a book." The Bible doesn't even say that God wrote The Bible. It says that God INSPIRED holy men to write it. Griffin is trying to come across as being 'heavy', but he really sounds like a fool. He couldn't get under MY skin with this brand of ignorance he's spewing here. I've heard it all before. It's very weak.

  • @revlooshin true!

  • @revlooshin "No one ever said that God wrote the book" - I don't know what society you live in, but that's all I hear and they go on like it is fact. Being biased and blind for your beliefs is never a good thing. It's been consistent across people and across media.

  • I like Eddie Griffin as a comedian, and I respect a person's right to his/her opinion, but even when entertaining if you make a statement this strong it should be coherent. Griffin denounces The Bible, then quotes it to assert his own beliefs. He makes himself look ignorant. Like his rejection of scripture is based on some reason other that he gives. Many nonbelievers are duplicitous this way.

  • I DISAGREE

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    I LOVE JESUS CHRIST

  • (Just my take on it) I really just didn't think it was funny. I guess bits of it could be if it was presented differently. As far as blasphemy its no more that than anyone else misrepresenting God in their day to day speech and actions, and the point behind it is still misguided mostly due to lack of knowledge which any cop will tell you is no excuse. He has his opinion and so does everyone else :)

  • You all need to have some fun and get a good laugh. What is the point of arguing and debating over something that is meant to entertain you. Have fun, peace out!

  • @MrLTS21 entertain and educate

  • This is some funny shit!

  • god dam! i love it!

  • eddie on point but not on everything.m sure his smart enough to know by now that committing suicide is a sin in Islam.The suicide bombers are not muslims,they are mind controlled Delta assasins trained by the CIA and Israel Mossad.

    oh and the Quran may be written by a human but the words came from God via the Angel Gabriel. Muhammad is the last authentic prophet of God.

    peace.

  • @TheBlueberryboy how the fuck you know did god come down and tell you? lol

  • @TheBlueberryboy how do u know that,oh my bad somebody told u...

  • His logic is so basic and clear that any idiot could get it. I am an Atheist but as long as religious people don't push their dogma on me, won't be no shit!

  • i know brothers with 9 bullets still walking around ....very funny

  • FUNNY!!!

  • this best stand up ive seen in while. this the best part. glad to see other people that feel the way. mike epps unrated never faded is another good one. he speaks on this  subject.

  • ha ha, this guy is awesome! ")

  • You got to keep readin the bible. Adam and Eve had daughters and they are mentioned.kain marries one of his sisters.According to the Bible, In the day that God created man, He made him in the likeness of God. He created them male and female, and blessed them........ and Adam lived on hundred and thirty years, and begot a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth. After he begot Seth, the days of Adam were eight hundred years; and he had sons and daughters.(Genesis 5:4)

  • @Ratacon2004 Go away you shill of god.

  • @Flystand Im just correcting someting he claims is not in the bible. Sorry to hurt your feelings.

  • this sketch brilliant, Eddie Griffin genious and he knows his skitch, did everyone here understand the message? half the comments i've read so far are pure conflict, like he said right and wrong is in our essence, and we all know it aint right to fight amoungst ourselves, and we all got a sense of humor

  • HA!

  • Muslims believe that Jesus is a messenger.

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  • @maju786

    well we should aim to be "thinkers" not "believers"

  • listen just cause he joking that don't mean follow what he say..... cause u dumb ass people would listen in follow anything. "entertainment folks"

  • @TH3RIPPA yea but its not like he was lying

  • christians say jesus is the messanger , the muslims say it's mohammed , i say , who gives a a fuck who the messanger is ,? did u get the fucking message?

  • @LSphotoshop both was messengers but mohammad was the last messenger

  • WROOONG hahahah muslims say jesus christ was a messanger and we say muhammed was his last messanger and yes we muslims got the message its called the Quran its the christians who lost the message because paul john peter wrote the wrong things about our messanger jesus peace be upon all the prophets

  • @Hitemdown habibi why u gota bring up religion on a comedy sketch its a joke lol

  • @LSphotoshop hahahaha when it comes to our beloved prophets its never a joke,,muslims have the answers so we have responsibilty to tell the misguided ,,now with that said eddie griffin is hilarious but should stick to talkin about funny facts and not fiction,, peace

  • @Hitemdown hes a comedian i am a muslim am pretty sure god doesint say be all serious like eddie said if i have a senes of humor god has one two

  • @LSphotoshop in order to be a muslim you have to have knowledge abt the deen and submit your will to Allah,,Islam is not a religon its a way of life ,,abraham noah moses jesus muhammad all was muslims and messangers so they have to be respected and not made fun of ,,Allah has humor but in good things not mocking the best ppl he chose to deliver his message to

  • @Hitemdown man listen u cant be all serious about things cause sometimes seriousness is bad u need to take things lightly sometimes

  • @LSphotoshop hahahahahaha who are you to tell me you cant be serious at all times listen carefully okej im the LAST person u gotta tell dont be serious u would have known that if u knew me but u dont hahaha,,the thing is i dont like ignorence especially when ppl talk ignorantly abt Islam -thats the only time i get serious as all muslims should take care my confused "friend"

  • @Hitemdown bro you cant tell me if am confused or not you never met me in life so you cant say shit but the important thing is, did you get the message

  • @LSphotoshop that made sense,,,message is still the Quran confused boy

  • the thing he said about Muslim and marriage is wrong...

    the vial on the face is not a "must" for Muslim ladies

    beside how do you know the holy books is from mankind?

  • @shin7speaty I know man,How will u marry a women u havent seen without fail,he should study the religions before saying whatever comes into his mind. I guess there is nothing else he could have said about islam.

  • Drinking game: take a shot every time eddie says the n word

  • tony blair is now catholic and has been to confession

    are you telling me all those deaths in iraq have been forgiven because jesus was on a cross how many thousand years ago...

    its a deathcult

    merry birthday of the sun which has just started moving an extra degree as its the WINTER SOLSTICE

    that's why the sun is resurrected in spring and all the flowers come out - its the goths who have done this human sacrifice effigy thing - the gothics - god is from goth

  • @Maple01

    sacrilege!

  • Muhamed and Christ do not have the same message,Christ said love one another, and not to judge others, Muhamed said kill all those opposed to islam, get it right. Put aside all that people claiming to be Christians do and look at Christ message, carrying the bible does not make you Christian, you can't kill in his name! Christ died because he had to to save our souls, he gave up his body while nailed to the cross, he endured more than anyone, "I am spent."

  • @Maples01 because you have read the koran right?

  • @1honeylovely 5:51 O ye who believe! take not the Jews and the Christians for your friends: They are but friends to each other. And he amongst you that turns to them is of them. Verily Allah guideth not a people unjust.

  • @Maples01 Merry christmas Maples.I have muslim friends and they are good people know them way before this brain washing of the masses to think muslims are evil. Also before you pick faults with other peoples holy books the bible is full of bad stuff too.

  • @1honeylovely Merry Christmas to you too. Yep, Christ came to save our soles and preached no more killing, also divorce was for adultery, not because you found a better looking one, something that the old testament was well known for. I could believe the muslims if the koran was full of kill the infidel/unbeliever. Yet islam comes from Muhamed, descendant of Ishmael, son of Abraham, the bible spoke of what was to come, which has been just as foretold, I need nothing else.

  • @Maples01 I think your missing the point.All religion has universal truth in it,they all promote that a person should cultivate certain qualities like joy,truth.The koran does not promote murder,it might get interpreted by a few as that but then there are christians who bomb abortion clinics who say they do it the name of christianity.those christians don't speak for you anymore than a muslim who murders someone and says its done in the name of Islam speaks for all muslims.Happy ny.

  • @1honeylovely Just like all the fairytales we all grew up with, moral of the story; There will always be evil, but justice prevails. The quran and the bible are nothing more or less than fairytales, they are just a primitive way of explaining the world to people whom did not understand such things as why the sun rises up from the east and such. It's makes me puke my intestines to know how some people limit their freedom due their beliefs in fairytales. Live your life to the full.

  • @Flystand And yes this is blasphemy, don't like it? fuck you.

  • @Flystand To you whites it is a book of fairy tales. it's a history book to the chosen.

  • @Maples01 Are u a muslim NO then shut the fuck up in Islam we are told to respect each other respect other religions not kill any 1 in islam there is no excuse at all to kill any 1 ! so get ur facts right before spreading wats wrong

  • @TheSnobar That's what's in the book, get your facts straight!

  • @Maples01 if jesus died on the cross to save our souls, then aren't we allowed to sin freely? he paid our dues for us according to u, right?

  • @AZK91 It was so we can be forgiven, not so we can continue to sin!

  • @AZK91 jezus s not dead. he is commin back

  • @AZK91 that means u will have to live according to his guidance not the yours,if you love Christ u would want to follow his ways not the worlds,Christ is coming back,can anyone explain bible prophecies r coming alive,the pharisee said the same thing to Christ,so u can raise people frm the died and do miracles but you cant come down from the cross,wat people dont understand is that it was God's will for him to die for us.It funny how many atheist have never opened up the bible but talk sma

  • @AZK91

    jesus died to save us from god.

  • @AZK91

    tony blair has become catholic so all those thousands to millions that died in iraq and afghanistan has been forgiven

  • @AZK91 Hebrews 10:26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins, but a certain fearful looking for of judgment and fiery indignation, which shall devour the adversaries.

    Romans 6:1-2 What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? God forbid. How shall we, that are dead to sin, live any longer therein?

  • @Maples01 Shake them haters off. True Christians understand. Someone replied to you saying, "if jesus died on the cross to save our souls, then aren't we allowed to sin freely?". Clearly they haven't read Romans Chapter 6. This question is clearly answered there.  Be blessed.

  • mohamed copied moses when he said kill the non believing infidel

    and look at exposing christianity dot come - the Inquisition amongst all the others they killed in the name of disgusting Abrahamic cults represented by men in long black robes: rabbis mullas priests judges and graduates are all part of this babylon system

    from a shiksa / kafir / heathen / pagan and whatever else the fuck you baby cutters call people

    shame on you all

    god is no estate agent

    say no to dar ul islam

  • the bible is the inspiried Word of Yahweh then you don't believe in the same God as me...the God of Abraham / Issac / Jacob (not their true hebrew names) and Yeshua isnt your Savior. its your choice and you have a right to it but TRUE christianity is belief in the Bible as the True Word of God...blessings all

  • although i think he has alot of intelligent things to say especially concerning the govt etc.. He has NO ideal what he's talking about when it comes to the Word of God, the bible is the inspired word written by man under the divine revelation of the Holy Spirit, I mean come on use common sense, if you don't believe in the bible as being the Word of Yahweh then what "God" are you worshipping and how do you know anything about Him? Its your choice what to believe BUT if you don't believe...cont..

  • To god damn funny!!

  • LOL this guy is epic

  • lol hilarious but his muslim infos are so wrong smh

  • cain married aibel's sister and aibel married cain's sister

  • And eddie griffin doesnt have good knowledge on any religion judging by this. Jesus is a messenger in islam too, something nobody seems to want to bring up! Great comedy though...

  • @INDZDIPSET who cares its comedy ...and i think eddie is right ... your taking this way too serious...

  • the one argument anyone can use against Christianity (and the reason i will never be a christian) is that the bible says the world is flat, also, Jesus is god? and man? and the son of god? wtf?

    Im no preacher or religious, pious person but Islam is the most sensibly written religion, its a book on life, with no mistakes that i can see scientifically.

  • I OVERSTAND !!!!

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  • FAKE religion is religion that is opposite to religion, in other words God.

  • @suckyourmumfool relax man, im talking respectfully here, so respect to be respected,

    so u telling me that u dont have any religion? dont act smart with me, if u dont believe in both why u kept them ! and if u want me to believe that islam is fake like the bible u must give me one mistake in Quran. that is impossible i guarantee ;)

  • @ShattiUnique your guarantee is null and void. Mistake: in the quran it says to not swear by anything other than allah. yet allah swears by literally everything! how can one be a hypocrite and all powerful and all knowing. look it up on youtube: "does allah commit shirk."

  • @KuppinCasual who really cares i like listening to eddie he is smart and funny as ever, you all take this to effin serious writing paragraphs on how he should talk and what he said wrong ... relax and listen and lean something ... who gives a shit about debating what he says ...

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  • @suckyourmumfool haha, no need to say this, cause i will keep my faith till i die, but i hope u try to search for the truth, if u want to know anything about islam im glad to help u if i could

  • @ShattiUnique Word.........Its simply Better recognize or step a side...Islam is united and we will neva be divided or misguided

  • @Purpleboi08 im a muslim and i know islam is the way.. thanks man ;)

  • Eddie Griffin is a great fucking comic man. He is wise, but he comes off as a complete jokester, but dude got some real sense in him. Lol it's kinda like that Old nigga on the block that been through it all and you think he don't know his shit but in reality hes like an Owl lol

  • The real shit.

  • k he may be funny but for all those christians u know he is probably going to hell

  • christians dont have any jelousy on there religion.. many people make fun of jesus and they just laught!! WTF where is ur mind? i think u know that its not the right religion thats why u laugh.

  • what do u know about islam to say Quran is not words of God? cheep loser.

  • All christians and muslims coming here to talk shit should learn something before they open their mouth! He's telling the TRUTH!!! If not, why are y'all getting so mad? Y'all just stay blind and keep talking shit instead of learning something! Y'all AIN'T GOD!!! and your religions say: don't judge nobody! Now look what y'all are doing! And many other things but I ain't got talkbout that! real people know it!!!

  • real

    

  • Religion is not all bad, the practice of spirituality is good HOWEVER its more like a cult now. I believe in God. End of. God is Love, if we spent more time professing love instead of greed and power we would not be in this chaos we are in today. Religion is just a way for people to control, take the culture of religion out of the equation and I guarantee your life would be easier, just you and god/love, forget racism, sexism, homophobia, just be a good person do good things. God is love.

  • this nigga smoke crack

  • eddie has a very ignorant view of religion. the jokes arent funny when they dont make sense. he brings up a lot of good questions about christianity, which cannot be easily explained. his last joke is the best.."did you get the message?"

    thats what its all about. God came down to earth in a physical form as Jesus and suffered as a human to forgive us of all our sins. we feel morality intrinsically because we were made in God's image. Eddie knows wasup, he chooses to live a selfish prideful life

  • @djjsinclair All religions are bullsh-t. Of course if one really wanted to start a movement & make it last for millenia he/she would be willing to die for it. That's exactly what Jesus did. He was just Jew who started a movement and it's named after him.