Such a crude version you just have to laugh! It conjures up visions of Russian prostitutes and their pimps dressed in second hand clothes from the seventies in a tacky Karaoke bar in a shitty town in the middle of nowhere!!
Yeah,it comes on just as the fat bloke to your left breaks wind and has a heart attack, and the pregant bird on the right floods the floor with water...then the lift gets stuck...yep,it's one of those tracks...
well it is near xmas so if i get a bontempi i will be able to do a copy of this with my wife sounding like a porn star as backing track.....ooohh hit me big boy ..how to screw up a legends music ,its a bit like getting me to sing a version of a classical song .
I would hit her with more than a soddin rhythm stick
salaciousone 10 months ago
Ain't half been some stupid bastards! ;)
kettlezone 1 year ago 2
This sounds like Nina Hagen without her band. Maybe she got blitzed at a karaoke bar and someone had a recorder at the mixing desk?
thezombiecheerleader 1 year ago
It is uncredited because the people playing it probably wanted to disown it.
It sounds like freaking Barbara Cartland!
shashi2005 2 years ago
sounds like a mixture of shite and porno
Gunndar 2 years ago
I prefer the Irish version of this song . . . . . Hit me with your shovel Mick !
catbreath007 2 years ago 10
You mean it's a bunch of wank..?? I agree.
365275 2 years ago
One of those rare songs it's impossible to listen to without masturbating.
350125Stay 2 years ago 4
Hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh out loud tonight. I appreciate the Irony and so would Ian. Bravo!
sbyrne1 2 years ago
Such a crude version you just have to laugh! It conjures up visions of Russian prostitutes and their pimps dressed in second hand clothes from the seventies in a tacky Karaoke bar in a shitty town in the middle of nowhere!!
moncheej1974 2 years ago 14
a fun take off of the song, not to be taken seriously, but enjoyable none the less.
ChuckyHammer 2 years ago
talk about knocking the funk out of one of the coolest songs ever....
BognarRegis 3 years ago 6
It's bloody lift music!
nuttygirl2001 3 years ago 6
too right it is ! good one !
DeanFaggotNOT 2 years ago
Yeah,it comes on just as the fat bloke to your left breaks wind and has a heart attack, and the pregant bird on the right floods the floor with water...then the lift gets stuck...yep,it's one of those tracks...
Dreddloxx 2 years ago 2
@Dreddloxx Now that's sarcasm
kelzuya 1 year ago
@kelzuya Sorry about that...I could'nt resist! HAHAHA!!!
Dreddloxx 1 year ago
Poor.
くだらん。
hmatsu 3 years ago
This is pure shite!
Hi Harold :)
Wot are you doin posting this rubbish?
haahahah :)
Debs
debs4mysweetbaby 3 years ago 2
Didn,t say it was any good,its called irony:)
haroldturkeypants 3 years ago
Hellow Purvi30, the song tell "... and the gardens of Japan, from Milan to Yucatan..."
Regards from Spain.
santacruzada 3 years ago
I like it!
badmartianshrew 3 years ago
wtf?
displays8 3 years ago
"....ann dee gardinns of jer-Pann....What is all that about aaarghhh. Sorry I listened to this Ian!
Purvi30 4 years ago
Hellow Purvi30 the song tells "...and the gardens of Japan, from Milan to Yucatan..."
Regards from sunny Spain.
santacruzada 3 years ago
I know that !!!!! ....Eskimo, Arapaho, move their body to and fro etc etc
What I was laughing at was her pronounciation. At least pay homage with some lyrical accuracy!!!!!!!!!! Ciao from Londres
Purvi30 3 years ago 2
Bring back hanging.
ELGROOVER 4 years ago 4
oh elgroover that made me laugh:)
cheyennebritbrat 4 years ago
Hahahahah!!!
debs4mysweetbaby 3 years ago 2
well it is near xmas so if i get a bontempi i will be able to do a copy of this with my wife sounding like a porn star as backing track.....ooohh hit me big boy ..how to screw up a legends music ,its a bit like getting me to sing a version of a classical song .
flapette 4 years ago
eh?
sounds like Nouvelle Vague do lift/elevator muzak!
...hit me with your shovel Mick....please!!!
ARGH!
1further 4 years ago
wtf?
verychoice 4 years ago
FUCK , IT SUCKS !!!
Fiierne 4 years ago
OMFG!
sickos!
awsumgal94 4 years ago 2