batman vs jesus (ohcurt this is for you)

[Nagneto]

BATMAN!!!!!

[IAMJESUSmovie]

Please take a look at my most resent videos. I have begun to open the 7TH SEAL. I'm sure you'll find them enligtening.

[MdP2]

That's NOT Jesus! A real Jesus would look badass and would work miracles on your ass!!

No miracle maker here, people - Just some man who has the ability to reshape his own head (4:50)...

[LargoSama]

jesus could only perform miracles with the stone of ardonia in which he joined forces with the power rangers the beetle borgs and VR troopers all great shows but anyway gods not really your probobly a gapeing homo and such and such

[omgodsword]

Is it just me or does anyone else think that this jesus guy looks like a pedophile

[omgodsword]

This jesus guy looks like my sports teacher at college

[thechurchofdave]

Jesus has a lisp and sleepy eyes lol

[battim]

apaarently. i see you are 6999 subs. you should screen save that.

[thechurchofdave]

battim: I am holding out for 666999 course I'll prolly be dead by then but my kid shoudl get a kick out of it lol

[david050196]

god sez were his children and jesus is his son wat makes him so special were all children of god and u never no if he is or he isnt jesus so stfu jesus sed he will hav second comming didnt he but u cnt judge i dont think its him....

[CAndiron]

Obviously this guy's nuts, but just to correct your theology a bit (this is weird so I don't expect you to be sympathetic). Jesus is supposed to have a divine and human will as well as a divine and human nature. The human will is not omniscient like his divine will. Hence he did not know the day or hour of his coming as did the Father (Mark 13:32), and even hoped in Gethsemane he might escape crucifixion (Matthew 26:39). So it's entirely possible Jesus would have had to read from cards.

[ahcapella]

Wait...I thought that *Obama* was supposed to be the Messiah?

[Sabrnig]

I am glad you can find the humor in it because I am in the middle of people taking stuff far to seriously!!! I am happy to report that while I defended my right to be my geeky self and to speak my mind I am also going to protect myself by NOT spending time with certain people who are acting more like "IamJesus" than they know! Seriously WTF?

[Michelle5451]

Funny stuff Time, I laughed all the way through this.

Can we be certain he not simply mispronouncing Jesus? I've met a lot of guys in the Southwest named Jesus.

[Michelle5451]

I am half-way through and had to stop the video. I fucking LOST it with the tighty greenies thing.

[Stuka87]

The Batman is wise...

And who would have guessed that El Paso had turned into a holy land?!

[battim]

no wonder we have border gaurds...

[FantasticBabblings]

I think it is an OhCurt/BoyWonder thing. I don't know about these shows. But then I don't own any Barbra Streisand albums either.

The Jesus guy looks a little like Sid Ceasar. I can't believe the son of god would have such poor video quality. Surely the real Jesus uses a Mac.

[battim]

thanks, i knew it wasn't a stereotype, but the real question is, do you own a cher album?

[FantasticBabblings]

I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth.

[battim]

gypsies tramps and thieves....and all that fun stuff. halfbreed, its all i ever heard......

[xerocool101]

rofl..wahaha.. randy savage ftw ..hehe good times.

[battim]

ohhhhhhhh yeeeeyah

[bugsinrug]

Soap Opera? Falcon Crest?? I thought it was a reality show. I'm bummed now.

hugs, Chris

[battim]

nothing about a guy who thinks he is god being reality..huh...

[rollsthepaul]

The bullshit alarm should go off when the word God and infallible are used in the same sentence. Of course God is fallible, it's just that we are fed bullshit to keep us controlled so stop thinking and start accepting anything that your religion tells you, no matter how bizarre it is and do it that way for the rest of your life. Only bullshit gods are omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent and these words are another trigger for the bullshit alarm. He loves us and doesn't want to punish us.

[battim]

if of course, he exists at all......you know?

[battim]

better than satin, although i understand you have green satin panties too.

[MSWmson]

Tim, I'm dying over here! More, more of the disgruntled Batman!

[battim]

he'll be around.....need more tubers to poke fun at...you game?

[MSWmson]

Always.

[cooksterz]

If Jesus was on you tube, he would sub me. Really i could go to the semifnals with Curt and the GH category. All others he would beat me out, except country music. The Bea, with the fur, and the whole club was looking at her!! :d

[battim]

bea was one hot beeeotch. betty white had a little thing going round in the seventies too.

[IAMJESUSmovie]

hey

[battim]

is what gay horses eat. did you chuckle at least once? light of the world salt of the earth and all that good stuff?

[appybuddha]

I think you found Jesus. Now your going to go to Hell for your blasphemy. When Jesus and I are kicking it in heaven, we will be sure to send you a postcard.

Me: "Lets send him a postcard."

Jesus: "Na, its 4:20."

Me: "..but It's always 4:20 around here."

Jesus: "yep"

[battim]

hence all the clouds in heaven huh?

[jvforever72]

i was waiting for the seventh sign, and now it's here, and i thought it was going to be Paul Robinett

[battim]

paul was the seven headed dragon with the virgin on its back

[jvforever72]

that explains so much now;)

[VyckRo]

man, he only read something, from the Bible

[battim]

the el paso part is in mark or john?

[VyckRo]

"the el paso part is in mark or john?"

I do not know man, Ask an atheist, they read the Bible.

[battim]

yes we do, its easier to use the bible to refute the bible than any other source.

[VyckRo]

but if you do not believe in the Bible, you do not believe tha "refute" so ...

[battim]

the point is the bible contradicts itself. its quite humorous how many times it does so

[VyckRo]

It is not true!

see the videos of CreationistsWON. for ex "Brief Bible Blunders"

and there are many other examples

no contradicts sory

[HaleyMary]

I doubt that guy is Jesus. If Jesus really did return I doubt he would claim to be anybody.

happy belated Halloween, by the way. :)

[battim]

well if anyone would know, its his mother...haleymary

[thork86]

hah! great stuff

[battim]

razzzamatazz

[Android369]

lol this kind of jesus has a lisp

[battim]

you noticed that too?

[Android369]

I just couldn't let you miss out on this...;-)

[battim]

well with all the gay humor i didnt want to play into stereotypes...this character never does that (eyes roll)

[OhCurt]

Hey, how did you know about the pants?!

[looking around for spy cameras]

BTW, Knots Landing is better than Falcon Crest. But if I say it's better than Maude or The Golden Girls, God'll get me for it.

[battim]

its on kenrrrrrrrgcam its the hottest spy cam site on the net. you are most visited spycam number three! well, out of three. green panty wearer. the golden girls are more entertaining rolling credits that knots landing is on the season finale. yes dems is fightin words.

[OhCurt]

I'm adding that spy cam credit to my resume, W00T!

And I'm sending Donna Mills over to kick yo azz.

But it's okay, cuz she'll totally help you fix your mascara while she's there.

[battim]

i hope its not as thick as she wears it...that trallop.

will she old me down? ruff

[BlakeMason2]

Let's see a guy with a lisp from New Jersey (or hell--Hoboken or something)--I don't think so man.

The batman persona really kicks ass though. That's great. WOW bea arthur was, well, much better lookin as a younger lass. And BTW, that guy pretending to be jesus makes me want to fall asleep hard. I'm not sure real Jesus would make me so sleepy.

[battim]

he feed you loaves and fishes, heal your illness, and you'd sleep like a baby. for three days. then rise again in fulfilment of something of another that biblical historical revisionism made relevant to it.

[songpidgeon]

Um..... I dont think he is Jesus, because Jesus would know about tweezers...

[battim]

loved your irish song. and yes, god would never need to trim, he's perfect, so the believers tell me.

[BlakeMason2]

Tim you gotta read Richard Bach's Illusions. I think our friend Mr. Jesus needs to read it too.

[kenrg]

Well.... the El Paso / Passover connection is pretty compelling, but I gotta believe that when the messiah comes, He wouldn't wear such a cheap toupee. Of course, He wouldn't even need a toupee - but if He did decide to get one, it wouldn't look that obvious.

And, yes, I still have erotic dreams involving Maude (and her daughter).

[battim]

you see, as one not losing his hair, i would not notice such things. i'm just sayin...and are the erotic dreams of maude and her daughter at the same time tag teaming the kenrrrrrrrrrgmonster? oh my did you give me material for my next batman vlog. almost wanna put on the mask now.

[pornfartin]

Dude, I'm assuming you have seen Generation Kill. Were you there? Is it based on you? Cause you ARE that one guy, Ray's boss, Colburt I think.

[battim]

you mean mcgraw the captain?

[pornfartin]

he's the guy that looks like you, seems a little reserved yet has his crazy moments, like you. The group that the reporter rides with, not tromblay, not ray, but the guy with the scope in the passenger seat. He's like the main character. and he is you.

[battim]

colburt, i know who you mean. lol.  we have a similiar life path, maybe he'l be on youtube one day

[thizizliz]

Tim - Here's my question - why do you care? is there some danger in this guy's insanity? For example, was there mention of kool aid?? Oh, and btw it sounds as though you're a fan of Golden Girls as well..... I'm just sayin'. PS Funny video tho.

[battim]

I don't care, I find it funny. Yeah maybe he is nuts, maybe its an act, maybe he simply believes it, either way of we don't laugh at humanity we will cry. I prefer to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints...you know. Cause sinners have much more fun

[thizizliz]

So okay, we'll laugh til he gets the kook aid out - oh, I meant kool ade. Yeah..And of course i agree, if we don't laugh at these loons, we cry or rant. Tonight I was watching some election coverage and Pat Buchanan was the Right's voice of reason. Does someone as young as you know how far they have gone to make Pat B sound reasonable by comparison? Wowza. So yeah, we laughed.

[battim]

well i am 41 so i remember pat buchanan well enough to know, like lou dobbs, he has reinvented himself.

[BlakeMason2]

no way--41? The batman persona must have preservative qualities, like -7 years. ;)

[battim]

maybe.  lol

[battim]

liz go look at his front page, he favortied this video (amongst others) me thinks its an act.

[thizizliz]

Ya know, I hope that's true. I went to his site and he had his own featured those things are easily changed. Have a good one!

[JimmerSD]

Wooo I think someone has been reading way to many "Left Behind" books..

[battim]

somebody's been eating acid in college is a better guess...

[JimmerSD]

What makes you think I stopped after college. Wait you meant him didn't you? Nevermind.

[battim]

so jimmerSD, if it were limmerSD your initials would be LSD

[JoeSomebody2]

That anyone could have the junk to make such a grand claim astounds me. Then again, even the real Jesus would receive such criticism, because we would think he's nuts. Of course, that's not going to stop me from mocking the possible reincarnate, since it's too good a moment to bust some balls (or get practice for the true coming).

[battim]

you think people walked up to jesus and said "who do you think you are jesus christ?" "possible reincarnate" is the finest skeptical description i have ever heard. lol. i just call him zombie jesus.

[1DRock37167]

I would have thought Jesus wouldnt have grey hair, maybe he is Jesus the Grey:-)

I know nothing of soap operas!

Hey, this guy has a lisp! Jesus aint got no lisp and neither does Maude!!!

Golden Girls is totally a gay thing.

[battim]

but do people who eatch golden gils have a lisp, that IS the one million dollar question. that comment will get me in toruble.

[PappyStu]

Vid resp uploaded LOL

[battim]

loved it, ander lloyd webber rocks

[jakluk4]

HAHAHAHA

OMG, i so adore you! and I so needed this video this morning! hahaha

here, jump in with me *helps you into my dingie and out of the cesspool waters of stupidity*

ok, gotta go, I have to go visit Jesus now! hahaha

[battim]

oh my, i was invited into jakluks dingie. now i am nervous.

[jakluk4]

mwahahaha....as well you should be *wink*

[battim]

i am, to the point where my dingie shrunk. are we still talking about boats?

[KazukiSeirei]

Bea Arthur... ROFL!

[battim]

bea arthur posters paper my walls...

[KazukiSeirei]

Sweet :D

One of my friends has "Golden Girls" bumper stickers all over his car. I never did figure out where they all came from.

Peace.

[ReluctantRedneck]

This is a hoot.

[battim]

maybe i should do owlman instead then. i could hoot all night.

[woozlbug]

...and you're wearing a batman suit and just happen to have a shirtless picture of Alex Trebeck lying around, throw the first stone why don't ya?

Yeah, the Jesus guy looks like he's high. My bong told me I was Jesus too, nothing special.

[battim]

exactly. and he apparently listens to showtunes and knows critiques jesus' fashion line.

[xerocool101]

lol kilarious... u sound just like a wrestler (wwe/wwf lool)

ftw!

[battim]

lol. well i did kind of mold the voice around randy macho man savage and the animated series batman.  so that makes sense. you know what im talking about.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

**Kisses**

:  )

[battim]

kiss bea too. praise be bea

[zenguin13]

I think jesus did have a slight underbite..

I'm just sayin'...

[battim]

i have heard that as well....i hear mohammed had big buck teeth too.

[MGABBYB]

Jesus has another channel, kingdomofgodvideos. SSSS=Same shirt, same shit. lol...

[battim]

he doesnt need to change, he' is god.

[MGABBYB]

Thanks for the link to the new Jesus' page. His vids are kinda boring, but the comment section makes me lol...

[battim]

kind of boring? arent you being generous?

[MadBadVoodo]

Bea was fucking HOT!

Five Stars!!

[battim]

praise be bea.

[DissentingDogLevi]

If that guy is Jesus, then who is the long haired man that has been giving the most creative hand jobs of my life?

[battim]

i think its time you have a talk with your pole stroker...

[silentfades]

NO NO NO its this guy --

Dr. Jose Luis De Jesus Miranda claims he is Jesus Christ incarnate (former thief and heroin addict) and now millionaire minister lol

Marc in NYC

[battim]

miranda. he used to play shortstop for the orioles. praise be brooks robinson.

[silentfades]

lol

[sunsetlover]

omg I havent laughed this hard in a while

[battim]

glad to hear you laugh...

[PappyStu]

I would believe you are the REAL Batman before I'd believe that joker is Christ...

LMAO

[PappyStu]

no pun intended with the 'joker' refference

[battim]

what do you mean "real" batman?

[PappyStu]

Chuckle

[AlexGrim]

He can't be Jesus, cuz I AM!!!

I kid

He's just trying to make a splash!

Love that Golden Girls ending

[battim]

we are all jesus and jesus is us. i am moving to el paso home of tacos and jesus. praise the lord.

[AlexGrim]

Amen Brother! Glory be!

[battim]

praise bea arthur.

[AlexGrim]

Isn't the false prophet or the anti-christ suppose to full everybody into thinking they are the messiah or sumthin? It's been awhile since my Bibble days, I could swear that's what da book says. Maybe this guy is the Anti-christ or the False Prophet?

[battim]

rapturists teaching in christian are reletively new (18th/19th cent) and most cristian religions do not believe in an "endtimes" that has an Antichrist or a false prophet governing such an event. the rapturist perspective is a modern fundelemtalist doctrine rejected by most christian faiths.

[AlexGrim]

I'll take your word for it, dude. I gave up on all that stuff in the mid 80s. Thanx for da clarification.

[battim]

its all nonsense to me...

[DantarBlade]

LOL!!! I am *line* Jesus *line* I have come *line* to save *line* the world *line* from *line* hell.

Hilarious! Can the fake not stop to read his lines for fifteen seconds to at least suspend our disbelief slightly? FAIL!!!

Good call, this guy should be good for a few laughs.

[FatWagar]

I couldn't agree more!!!!!

[battim]

i cant stop singing eddie money's "if i could walk on water"

[battim]

i just about peed myself. i almost feel bad, i think there maybe something more wrong with the guy than a prank.

[DantarBlade]

He spouts nonsense trying to make it sound biblical, but he is so off target I can't help but laugh! I am an astute Christian, and know the Bible reasonably well, and if this guy is Jesus, I must have been reading the big book of Dr. Seuss for the past twenty years! LOL!

[battim]

i am a god skeptic. but i wonder if folks back in the day walked up to jesus and said "this guy thinks he is jesus"

[CaressOfMoonlight]

Tim...always classic. Poor Kenrg

You never fail to entertain

[battim]

hey ken needs some ribbing. he is a fine speciman of a human and someone has to keep the ego in check. perfection is tough to live with i am sure.

[CaressOfMoonlight]

lol. I'm sure it is.

Good to see you back in the Batman character, i enjoyed it back when you did it more often.

Your political commentary is always interesting, but the splash of comedy is refreshing. Sure you know that already.

This dude is crazy though. My whole apartment thinks he needs to be put in a hospital.

[battim]

but they think a grown man dressing up like batman and gay bashing is completely normal?

[CaressOfMoonlight]

It's YouTube....And they live with me! Lol

[FatWagar]

jesus christ on a cracker...Im off to check him out!

[battim]

but jesus wasn't a cracker.