exclusive new jeff dunham 2012

[ShyanVixen]

Oh the things people will do to get more views.

[wildwatcher333]

Exclusive 2012! Postedin 2009

[Virusacid]

Subtitles in English for someone speaking in English??? Videos for the Deaf, eh?

[sammybaby188]

Are you scared? Not really no. How about now?...rawrrrr

[Retartedvideeomaster]

So listen Achmed, where did you some from?

-Your Freaking suitcase... HAHA I TOLD ANOTHER ONE!!!

[mrs3Quator]

It's actually from 2007...

[salmanslim]

not 2012

[Talartha]

......He is sooooooo funny! LOL!

[mustashman45]

some of the subtitles are wrong

[maeganratliff1997]

okay is not rascial becuz hes just joking around

[majestic716]

the best!!!!!

[MsTamalee]

Lo!@$@!%@#L



[ItheSwick]

I don't really care if you explained it away in your annotation... You still needed to be aborted

[EC27v]

Ok seriously subtitles blow and this is old. Not 2012. you lose

[xtosus]

jajajaj this isn't 2012 because I was just there... in bank atlantic,.. fort lauderdale..

[hamsey18]

this video isnt 2012 its 2009 dumbass uploader

[GaaraIzNumber1]

It's not "karate" it's "holy crap i'm".Just to let you know.

[TheRoper132]

he is so funny

[AmexicanBoy]

I love it since the first time a saw " Achmed ". So funny.... I kill You !!

[Philawockeez]

FAIL... who ever does this subtitles need to take english .00001 again. seriously, i'm having difficulty listening as an english learn but seriously, how can you miss "i'm" with "karate" at 3:18 ...

[floridameerkat]

How could this video have been made in 2011, if it was uploaded two years earlier, in 2009?

[jeremybear14]

@floridameerkat time travel

[SweetyTweety990]

I love okman although not to sure how to spell it

[racing2002]

god damn it, oh i mean allah damn it lol

[cyke91]

Title shouldn't say exclusive new Jeff Dunham 2012!!!!!

[rukasector8]

fuck youuuuuuuuuu faker!

[MrBabechaser]

1237 ppl didnt shut up and god killed by flying prius parts.....

[boogalooshrimpable]

LOL 6:34 no i know how Jacko died!

[arceus38]

It's funny how it says 2012 but this was put up in 2009

[PinkieAj817]

He looks like the dead Bin Ladin

[DarthKieduss43]

Pendajo, this ain't new!

[juztinjuize]

how can 1000+ ppl dislike this???

[kweston04b3]

...you wanker!

[princefail223]

he....freakin.....roxs

[chuckylucky1000]

yow this is awesome

[cirielim]

yeah lol this def is not new...

[BenzTech79]

the subtitles are annoying and some of them are wrong...but at least it's clearer than the other uploads of this same video...

[quadarinxxx]

Anyone else who just discovered that achmed has a bird?

[jonathan71630]

i never new he had a beard

[ontheairtv]

anything for a view!!! LOL still a good video. but lame way to get views

[KamTheOnly]

lmao... NEW 2012 and uploaded in 2009 :P

[Executus300]

@KamTheOnly Yet the description says made on march 30, 2011.

[slickhbb1]

shit should of read the comments before i watched

[riddleb2309]

THIS IS SOOO NOT NEW! You idiot

[madmax32697]

terrifying terrorist!

[parkjes09]

@madmax32697 The person who uploaded it knows that you IDIOT

[VaxKuAra]

This is NOT new, you idiot.

[parkjes09]

@VaxKuAra THE PERSON KNOWS YOU IDIOT



[theresonly1teaminMel]

Love Jeff Dunham but To the uploader, you lying son of a bitch!

[LikeABoss2200]

This isn't from 2012 Lol misleading

[zoroastru]

not disliking the video. disliking the name and description of the video

[lovingGAC]

gtfo, how can you dislike jeff dunham? #comedyfail

[benrudolph22]

you shut up i kill you

[johncena61968]

shut up i kill you

[iisynysterx]

not new been in YouTube for ages, wud u like sum epic with this fail ya dumbass

[SuperToolman69]

funny



[pampermanneke]

ass



[fighting16th]

what the heck is up with the subtitles?

[thopon]

its funny but u liar about 2012

[Brittany1255fisk]

This is so frikin funny

[TheNoraCool]

THUMBS UP!! if you watch this in 2012

[BaghdadiMoh]

another stupid on YT when we will done from u ?

[tinkerbell6040]

This isn't new I've seen the whole 6 times

[rumours77]

@tinkerbell6040

And it was funny. All 6 times.

To me anyway. :)

[GhostAholics]

Thumbs down for a) copying and b) being a sad twat who needs to get hits by lying in the title!

[4000chaos]

haha 2009 then 2011 then 2012? dude u are a piece of fucking shit lol u are fuckin ridiculous man jeez get a life

[DaFSXLegend747]

2012 is the new 2009... Can't tell whether you're a complete idiot or you think we'll fall for you setting a newer date... Which we did.

[SuperGirlanime]

Seriously? >.> This just said it was from 2011...

[sask34]

This is older than Walter

[dunDaan]

Stop modifying the video title dumb-ass. This is old, not new. Period!!

[TheLane915]

this is not 2012

[ODSTXing]

I call bull shit . It was added 2009 . Total bullshit.

[raran44]

This is from "Spark Of Insanity" 2006

[LAnI1255]

hey jeff kiss my ass asshole

[MrNairb01]

its a nice puppet show ..

[54FGUY]

This was made in2007

[shadowthehedgeho3423]

it's "that was dark was it not?"

[kaneliii]

ur faggot

[LovinMyJayJay]

you guys are douche bags -.- yup, ur super cool cuz u can hate on someone -.- asshole

[Haaiiiitsmestephanie]

I love how he wrote 2011 but he uploaded it 2009... Amazing...

Like this if you agree?

[Ninioczka]

to nie jest z 2011 ;/

[sodabubbleburper]

chocolate bar? its "klondide bar"

[pavloslz1996]

idiots..it was uploaded in 2007 with shit quality and sound

[PetarRadojevic]

exclusive idiot(mvp11000) ;)

[Bugsrock200]

Ok i wont move my Butt

YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE A BUTT!! :)

[stuchly1]

@Bugsrock200 hi, butt-erfly! xxD

[Thickerspartan]

U shod change the name of this bid if u can

[HorseRider160]

If Achmed had a bowl of candied shits and giggles, He gave me the whole bowl! :D

[madairsoft234]

He fing sucks at subtitles

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

Who did the subtitles?! "Karate in the air?" lol "stuckwards" ?? :P "Saddam's Master gas" wtf? It doesn't say "that was sadist"! :O It says "that was dark" "If you are dumb enough to watch the explosion." not "stay enough" Klondike bar! that's significant to the joke!

[MegaNo1arsenalfan]

it is funnies shit every thumbs up if you agree

[miranda3613]

Lmao were do u get ur recruits the suicide hotline

[EurOschi]

WTH . He says "holy crap i'm in the air" not karate in the air ^^

[EurOschi]

and what is master gas ? :D

[KLeaTHeR]

Yea made on march 30 2011 and u uploaded it at 3 nov 2009 >.< WTS BRAIN !

[PokeFans364]

jeff:if you've been in my suitcase all this time how did we get trough security at the airports? achchcmed:oh, that's easy they open the case and i go "hello im lindsay lohan" hahahahahhahahahahaa

ROFL

[cuebee21]

i already watched this one few months ago... but fuck.. i finished it again like as if i never heard or watched it before

[alexandracmj]

knock knock whos there me i kill you! lol

[FfreshSince1990]

jeff win are you comeing to jacksonvilie beach fl

[sonnychik]

OMG you guys If you would pay attention you would realize they put up a annotation saying they know it was uploaded in 2009 and to stop saying stuff. Just chill out. Geez... :/

[ToLiveIsToDie1995]

This aint new... :(

[TheTamas95]

yea it's not new but it's a super cool video.....Achmed is the best!!!!!

[KourasmenosGR]

this is not new :((

[MrRockjock13]

The penny bit (joke) and follow it up with the priest/mike jackson joke is Genius.

Great Post.

[chrystalhope1]

This is 2009 and I already saw it

[MrStatechampion4]

How did you get karate out of holy crap

[sarahjeiswag]

you suck at subtitling

[minecraftmania66]

uploaded in 09 retard

[tehRaguel]

Downvote this man!



[lapd1989]

Bad vid older then me, I'm 91old

[captAlexroberts]

Flag the video.

[TheCDRRecords]

there is a shit load of spelling mystakes and you said like 30 percent of it all wrong.

[bkingg1]

this video is way ahead of its time

[TheRandomGuy46]

thumbs u if you are watching this in the year 6096!!

[scania235]

XD "hello i am linsey lohan"

[kazik1908]

f..k you mate its old

[Juxtaposed2Lucifer]

i like how when terrorists attack we just mock them because our military is so bad ass.

[measendave]

SILENCE! I KILL U! haha

[TiffEatsCookies]

YEAH HE DID. So stfu, still just watch the vid.

[mistheone2010]

fuck u

[SUPERPANDA1300]

ok wanker it's you so fuck off

[eminemrox547]

best video ever

[muleewiles]

Jeff Dunham is always excellent, but the guy who pirated this upload with an antigay comment and wrong information is a flake.

[dodi3bodi]

It's old bro

[itrytoteachyou]

can someone tell me how walters voice is done? is it pre recorded?

[markholt84]

define being gay about watching a video, twat.

[SUPERPANDA1300]

It's Not New But Still Fucking Funny As Hell

[solarterraineous]

The washington monument does sort of look like a tribute to Bill Clinton, if you think about it.

[RandomeCo0kiez]

i saw flying car paaarttttsss

[GyThanksGd]

Ahmed Returns

[TheAdittt]

how stupid do you think we are.....this is from 2 years ago.

[rakkasan611]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[riho110]

I KILL YOUUUUU!!!!

[awesome77ification]

i kill u tooo!!!!

[09danydany]

it s from 2009 you idiot, not 2011...achmed it s the best no matter the time

[nikoolific]

For new Achmed show...

Search "Achmed Returns"

Share and enjoy...

[passionwriter12]

this is not new, why did u put it like that, u suck balls!!!

[TheDarkKiller0]

not gonna lie, but most of the subs are wrong

[FaultlessName]

Umm... President Bush in May, 2011... well we might be better off...

[youmo07]

mvp11000 don't worry i like it its soo funny

[kidsmoke69]

deeng sometimes i wish these liddoh characters were reaal !

[JuggaletteBaby24]

this makes no sense.. this is 2011 footage you say but it was uploaded in 2009... could u explain?

[bigtimerushKLJC89]

@GamingVillian13485 cuz im pretty sure it is.... lol. sure looks lie it from my view

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

i love how the captions didn't attempt spellig phlegm xD

[Mrsbabyblue2009]

that isn't 2011....this dialog with Ahmad is an old one, but still it's great :))

[nikoolific]

@Mrsbabyblue2009 For new Achmed show...

Search "Achmed Returns"

Share and enjoy...

[codysimpthebomb]

THIS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOu!

[eddiep127]

hes a time traveler! "exclusive new jeff dunham 2011" THIS WAS UPLOADED IN 2009!?

[r0ckf3l3r]

@eddiep127 Dude! Watch out! We got a bad-ass uploader/time-traveler over here!

[jellymanmarlin]

The problem here is its an old video posted as 2011... We know Achmed is awesome, the title is not...

[Johnny1776Freedom]

what public school system did you go to. You list it as 2011, everybody can see you uploaded it in 2009. After you lured us here with 2011. Then you rub our noises in it with a popup. You should be banned from YouTube for just being an idiot. I know I would like to give you a pop down, and knock your freaking head. I wish Achmed would KILL YOU, you jerk. Just one question for you. Did your parents have any children that lived?

[girlswhocansing]

like seriously if you havnt seen this who the heck are you i think achmed needs to KILL YOU!

[000iraqialia1]

hhhhhhhhhhhh

[Chanellew4]

just sayin, why would you lie about it being made in 2011 if u were just gonna put it in a pop up? just making yourself look stupid. people are still gonna watch it even if it was made in 2009. i mean COME ON. ITS JEFF DUNHAM.

[AymenS0626]

i keel u!!

[22chevycobalt22]

Seriously, whoever wrote the subtitles must have been deaf.

[mangodeath100]

ELLLOOOOOOO

I AM LINDSAY LOHAAAAAAN.

[Astral96]

982 dude GOT KILLED by Achmed!! xD

[Bjones1408]

You fucking retards, this is uploaded in TWO THOUSAND and fucking NINE!, So this is obviously NOT from this year...2011. DUH!!!!!

[Piercedmelody]

he's too goood! Damn xD

we love achmeeed

[DLYviu]

the guys that disliked this are actual suicide bombers lol

[pezzapazza]

for many people hate this: "I KILL YOU!!!!!" ahahahah XD

[TheHeadmare]

A, c, phlegm....

[ssickles9]

2:45 lol

[MagicFreakist]

Me i kill yuuh hahh

[akunze1990]

how is it made in 2011 when it was uploaded in 2009?????

[Brendo863]

really 973 people dont like this this is funny as hell

[TheSunMoon]

time-traveller!

[Fox250R]

idiot

[ISRAELININJACHICK]

It's Achmed Cha cha cha cha cha Achmed!!!! A-c-phelgm.....SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!!!!

[TheNikki1483]

@ISRAELININJACHICK