The Chaser - Childcare

[k2kraze]

$7.50 for a daily bus ticket for a child?

Holy ****. I get mine for $2.80 in Melb.

Funny sketch, though :P

[sniperairsoftcrazy]

So im curious about which calculator this was recorded on...

[Orbit915]

It takes eleventy thousand ounces of smooth to make a stone throne..... Jealous?

[anonymousman1011]

god damn its is old

[ostur70]

0 videos? lolwut

[ChoonDSW]

I feel sorry for people who have to work 8 hrs a day and pay $100 for child care. Thats not right.

[MasrawyPasha]

@ChoonDSW Thats why you shouldn't have kids until you retire.

[ohwnosrepeht]

OH SHI- the 207 from wynyard! man i catch that sometimes, lol

[BIGM420ganja]

 FUCK YOUR ADVERTISEMENT

[DeathMetalShredd666]

HAHAHAHA

anal sex win

[ashthegreat]

Lol he looked like pinochio in a cupboard at 1:30

[realTangy]

202 to northbridge!

[AgentTasmania]

just leave em at home, that's free

[Tarateesh]

FUCK WAR.

just watch the vid you morons.

[fishingfrenzy123]

lol child care, $4.00, to funny, somtin my dad would of done to me haha

[chairmanmao89]

how the hell did you guys managed to get war into this video

jesus h efing christ

[artiefowl]

New Zealand never has and never will do Anything except for help the Aussies in the Anzac who are the true greatest soldiers in history just look em up

[axty87]

how the fuck did this discussion turn into war?

[Lonlywolf89]

1) wth are u speaking of? speak about chasers ffs

2) this video is hella funny

3) russia won ww2 and america just helped a BIT

[Drelza1]

hmm, what the hell are we tlaking about again?

[12froggy]

Wow. you guys must thing your all civilised. pathetic.

Go Chaser. Lol. at Craig child he's so cute.

[MaximumPopcorn]

I think that sometimes people should try having a holiday in their home town.

[fuknhardtogetaname]

wow some pretty irellevant comments going on....

terrorism's hell got to do with childcare and all hey

[MuffiiinMan]

Stop sniffing petrol.

[brums0ne]

and honestly man how can you say shit like you could kick any countries ass, your losing two wars at the same time not to mention vietnam or korea when the chinese got jack of you near their border and smashed you all the way down to the 38th parralel. your a typical american man full of ignorance, arrogance and a liberal dose of stupidity

[brums0ne]

read a book ace, you yankees had three targets in mind and only picked hiroshima on the day because of favourable weather, you didn't even pick a target for your bomb until about 6 hours into a 14 hour flight dont talk about your history until you know the facts jack

[Llian1]

OMG what kind of an imibicle do you have to be to not realise that its fake!

[HAHA897]

some are real some r fake

[MrDesignit]

mattteeeee, its a freaking parody TV show... relax.

[Llian1]

it simply cant be real, i just cant believe that some people dont realise that.

for example, in the bus, if the kids alone... whos working the camera?

[MrDesignit]

Im not saying it is real, im saying its a tv show lol

[lizfriz]

so fake. but funny.

[LimeGuy101]

fucking moron! how stupid and ignorant do you have to be to think that this is fake? Im fucking sick of all you dumbass americans saying anything out of the ordinary is fake, well newsflash dickhead, its real! fuck off and grow up! and if your aussie? well, SHAME ON YOU!

[lizfriz]

I'm Australian.

It IS fake. No one would let a child go by itself. Even the chaser's would not go that far.

It is just a bit of comedy, settle down.

[LimeGuy101]

Well obviously they didnt let the kid go by himself, they had a camera crew there, the idea was to see if the attendants, you know the people behind the desk and the bus driver, the idea was to see if they would do it, and they did, and ofcourse the chasers would go that far, they got themselves arrested for dressing up like terrorists, what do you expect?

[lizfriz]

They would not harm a child is what I meant, dressing up as terrorists is messing with "big people" instead of kids who cannot look after themselves.

I agree with you on what you said, but what I meant that was fake was the fact that the people like the bus driver knew this was being filmed, so they would not have acted as they normally would in that situation.

[LimeGuy101]

okay, sorry for going off like that, I'm just sick to death of people saying that everuthing is FAKE, when it's not, like pro wrestling, its staged, however the blood is real, look up "juicing in pro wrestling" if you think it's not, the massive moves are real, I mean you cant fake getting slammed through a steel age and then falling 20 feet to the ground, and most of the pain is real, you don't have to pretend it hurst when you get slammed on your back on a concrete floor, so yeah sorry

[imskilled76]

Fuck you americans are fuckin awsome so go suck your moms dick you son of a rapist. Sure were all assholes but America could kick any other countys ass any day

[LimeGuy101]

ahhh yes americans are fucking awesome, thats why they always have school shootings, that must also be why Al-Qaeda decided to make 9/11 such an important date, listen, i dont hate americans, but im damn sick of some of the shit they do, i mean you have no idea how fucked up your country is, you dont even know how much the rest of the world hates you! and you actually think that you're the most powerful country in the world, haha! that makes me laugh, you cant even keep your own presidents alive

[imskilled76]

I agree but its my fucked up country. It makes me laugh that most of the world learns about the USA in there history classes

[LimeGuy101]

I agree with that, although it is annoying, we do learn about the USA, understandably, because of all the stuff that abe lincoln and george washington did, but still, I'd like to see some Australian history, even though there isn't much to say, we're pretty much making our history now, I mean we are only 250 years old.

[imskilled76]

weveonly been here for 220 years and we have a huge history but then again weve had so many wars cause our country is uterly fucked up and people trying to fix it . and we do have some of the best solders the world has ever seen

[LimeGuy101]

Yes, you do have a big history, mainly thanks to people like Lincoln and Washinton as I said. I do feel sorry for Barrack Obama though, I mean he's fighting a war he simply cannot win, sory to disappoint you mate, but in the next 5 years China will be the world leader. And the soldiers? Well, they are the most well equipped, and they get the best training available, and they are damn patriotic, but somew of the best in the world? I dunno, maybe about 3rd, the best is obviously the Spartans.

[imskilled76]

i agree spartans are beastly but do you mean like the spartans from the movie 300 or like halo 3

[LimeGuy101]

umm, are you serious? that was such a typically american thing to say, no offense. Who gives a shit about halo, I am not, NOT referring to the game, they only named their guy spartans due to the fact that the actual spartans, yes the ones from 300, were brilliant fighters. goddamnit you just proved how stupidly commercialised america is, the first thing you think of is halo, and then you think 300, i bet you didn't even know that the spartans were real people.

[MrDesignit]

Your demonstrating right now why a large portion of the world dislikes Americans. Your a very arrogant bunch, I know its a broad statement but America is NOT the best country in the world! Have you ever studied outside of America? How then do you know we learn your country's history? I personally have never done a history lesson about America nor do I know anyone that attends mine or any other school in my region that learns American history. Why bother, its just people shooting eachother...

[imskilled76]

yes but that what makes our history so amazing were only 220 years old and we've been fighting for freedom and that means killing them if they don't wan to to cooperate. like with the atomic bombs we did a test of the bomb 1/100th the size and showed it to japan they brought it on themselves. I know what your going to say we killed innocent civilians but 15 days before the bombing a plane went over each city and dropped over 2 million flyers saying to get out and that they are blowing upthe city

[MrDesignit]

LOL!!! I didnt know that. That is the stupidest thing you could ever do in war. Hey everybody, in 15 days we are going to fly over here and drop a bomb; ) just thought you should all get ready. Im not talking just about WWII I'm talking your whole history. Its almost like you guys enjoy shooting eachother, you started by killing eachother(independence) then killed eachother over slaves then fill in the gaps and your still killing eachother (in America) today. Australia has got the gun laws right

[acepilot8588]

LOL,pleasepay no regard to my "Fellow" American friend here...While what he says may be historically accurate, it in NO WAY truly characterizes our country. America is unique mostly because ofthe diversity of the people who populate it,we have our geniuses and our assholes just like everywhere else, but in our short but enormous history, I think weve managed to alter history (hopefully) toward the betterment of humanity!

[pplzperson]

LimeGuy, you are an idiot.

What country are you from so I can come back with all the stupid shit you guys have done.

About school shootings, did you hear about what happened in Germany?

And the government in other countries censors the media and news.

Hear about the attempted hijacking of a plane in France? No, you haven't, because the French government never announced it.

This terrorist shit goes on all over the world, not just America. The only reason I know of this is because my teacher

[pplzperson]

was boarding a plane at the same time the terrorist was apprehended.

So don't go ranting on about how America sucks just because you hear shit on the playground.

Read a textbook sometime and learn about America's history before you bitch about how we suck.

Idiot.

[blueprophet9]

Correction, Russia won WW2.

[blueprophet9]

Shit, this is the dumbest point I've ever read. Don't try again.

[shadeslayer1988]

correct. all wars are a team effort

[anonymous2431]

New Zealand did nothing.... Russia would have developmed nuclear weaponry

[alphamone]

actualy, russia had spies in the manhatten project specificaly so they didnt need to do the hard work themselves.

[lycurgusthelawgiver]

What are you talking about? We totally trounced Grenada!

[LimeGuy101]

I'm from Australia, and those were just a few examples, I know that shit happens everywhere, but America is the most corrupt country there is, you do realise that your government doesn't want world peace, it wants to stay in control, that's why JFK was assassinated, because he did want world peace, same with Obama, who will be assassinated no doubt, and your corrupt government isn''t the only reason i can't stand America, you also brought consumerism to the world, as well as pollution.

[pplzperson]

So you are saying buying and selling products is a bad thing?

And we didn't bring pollution to the world, if you want to really go far back, England did. They were the first to industrialize.

And that whole JFK assassination conspiracy is a load of crap. He was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald in the book depository.

I didn't want Obama to be president though. His free health care will have us ending up with the same amount of health care Canada has...shit.

[LimeGuy101]

I'm not saying that at all, I didn't word it properly, I meant consumerism society, as in all the suits and skyscrapers and over-advertising, as well as numerous other implications it has had, like Miley Cyrus. Anyway, I know America didn't "bring" pollution to the world, you just made it worse, without America we wouldn't be in anywhere near as much shit environmentally as we are now, and I'm not insulting the American citizens, just the authority figures, who are all satanistic bastards.

[pplzperson]

Ah ok.

Our politicians are not the brightest of people....

Miley Cyrus is a joke....Basically anything brought out by the Disney corporation is horrible in these days.

[Marauder501]

Except for Pixar.

[DanScodellaro]

Mate, at the moment, America;s infant mortality rate floats around 6 per 1000, according to the CIA. For comparison, that's more than Cuba (full public health care). Oh, and Singapore, leadign the world, less than 3 per 1000 (that's right, a small republic in South East Asia, that was a third world country less than 30 years ago has better healthcare).

[TheRachel33]

isnt it funny the way americans are so arrogant they cant even see through their proud to reflect about and solve their own domestic problems? like their infant mortality is bigger then Cubas or Singapore but instead of reflecting about it they prefer to boo your comment

[TheDybbob89]

yeh its pretty sad for Americans aint it? they're so arrogant they make the french look like amateurs

[luvyouOonot]

so much crap according to the cia .... im sure its more

[97268324]

The chasers breached high security compunds at apec i think they would do it again.

[alfonzo830]

the kid is never left alone theres the camera guy or some1 watching him the whole way

[TheChasers07]

1:16 to 1:17

So Cute XD

[alextan94]

omg its just a joke

[zedea25]

if you don't like it, don't watch it.

[XxfishiexX]

I do like it, i Dont like the comments that some people leave.

[hurdleturd]

HAHAHA you're poor, you proletarian scum.

[monkeyhoyle1]

dude shut up. its only a joke

[jakari123456]

why are you this so seriously? it's a joke have a since of humor. your to overly dramatic

[givethenod]

Ollie is so adorable. apparently he cried when craig left him at lost property

poor ollie!

[ushineJesus]

Funny! Such a good message that costs should come down for child care. Fair enough parents should work, but for those who don't have the education for jobs or don't earn alot of money - the government should help them! It is not fair!

[neil1306]

Lol

[phocjame]

aww

[willbaboon]

I have to say I agree

[phocjame]

Well, if you're a single parent and you have to work all day, then how else are your kids going to be looked after, eh?

I know from experience how hard it is for a single parent in this situation - I was looked after by a nanny for 5 years, what a bitch.

[phocjame]

Just out of interest, are you aware of how incredibly retarded your comment is?

That's not a redundant solution, considering that it is referring to an event that happened in the past, and therefore out of your control.

[cdelia11]

If your pregnancy was not planned thats understanable. But if you want to have kids you have no right winge about the goverments child care programs. If you have a kid that was planned and you relised you have shit all cash and you cant aford child care well you are a shit parent.

[phocjame]

Unless of course you get laid off from your job, or you get robbed, or your husband runs off with your cash & your best friend (or vice versa).

If you can't afford child care, that doesn't make you a shit parent, that makes you poor.

[cdelia11]

No it makes you irresponsible. If you have a kid and you know you cant aford child care and you winge how child care is to expensive, well you are a dumb fuck who has no fucking right to winge.

[phocjame]

But you do have a right to "winge", since one of the government's jobs is to look after their people.

If you've got a kid, but you aren't able bring in enough income to support both of you, it is the government's job to support you.

[cdelia11]

No, the public needs to be responcible. What if the public all decided to stop working because they couldnt be fucked? Would the goverment suport you to, because your not making any money?

[cdelia11]

No, the public needs to be responcible. What if the public all decided to stop working because they couldnt be fucked? Would the goverment suport you to, because your not making any money?

[drummerlars]

ahahah typical view of a dole bloodger

[ZBevis]

maybe you should've kept it in your pants or kept or legs closed??? therefore asimple solution to your problem?? don't have a kid if you can't look after it, just like a dog you don't buy it if you don't have the room for it????

[XxfishiexX]

I agree, unfortanate things that cant be helped happen to people all the time

[DrPainwantsyou]

ummm, off topic but oh well i say it any way, isn't a Deadroth a creature from morrowind :P. I love that game

[tasmania246]

how stupid

[needkan9]

dumbfuck

[cdelia11]

what do you expect from tasmanians

[commodoreman87]

yes

[Anushacharmed]

Is thats Craig's kid?

[GarfieldDaCat85]

Yeah, I think that's Oliver, Craig's son

[helgelen]

That is funny.

[clubpenguin777]

get anger management

[SSYarnu]

lol

[clubpenguin777]

harbour views lol

[mooksman27]

lol

[moritsuna]

Ha ha so funny

[australia2304]

Aww sad

[squreshi10]

the part at the end breaks my heart... da da!

[figjamNESS75395832]

lol ahahahaha