Free IceCream!

[Davidportilloprometh]

Fuck the paparazzi, for that matter, fuck all the mainstream media. Fuck TMZ!!

[TheMartinLane]

@generaladmirmaljon I am watching In 2013

[emean5]

why is pedofile less bad then rapist

[sayrith]

wow before facebook

[elizabethsiddique]

Oh! :(

I thought i was gonna get free ice-cream

[figgybottom]

you look like a preist

[themichaelbuhler]

I MISS THIS OUTRO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

[alexcoates11]

Future Phill sent me

[nerdlova]

oh shit the old intro and your old passive aggressive rage/humor, i miss this

[Ziklag321]

Where the fuck can I sign up to join this religion?!

[musicgenius100]

nv

[rancorx]

i remember this intro dees times ya know what i mean ?

[GregPercussion]

I remember seeing this!

[hastur758]

I love rage!

[kattaylordesign]

Oh my god, this is soo old.

[headwhop26]

hahahaha Phil has a link for myspace in the description

[allezlesbleus1998]

2008 Phil I am here from the future, first off no-one received their free ice cream after joining your religion and we were all a little bummed about it, you will be awesome, the nation will grow to a level where it's probably going to need to invest in some land (future phil get onto that), hire matteatsmochi when you can, he's awesome, but you need to feature him in more videos. monkey's rock, 2011 you frequently break your "keep it under 4min rule" and we all love you..in the pants, nonsexual

[azgalor222]

Hello 240p.... we meet again.......

[ILikeToMong]

Secret message at the end?

[Aminimio]

YOU DONT AGE!!!

[Halfbreedzero]

WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN FAP MATS PHIL!?!?

[MeMyselfAndThey]

Oh man, I remember this intro.. Brings back memories. Haha.

[MessIahmake]

FUCKING DODGEBALL AND FREE ICECREAM!!!!

[dogybogy826]

Phil!! where's your hair?!?!? :O

[Hitsfromthe80s]

Future Phil sent me. (man I wish past Phil could read this)

[TrenTehGreat]

BURN AFTER READING

[OrignalRandom]

OMG the 12 sept is my birthday that's so epic...I guess



[animedork27]

This is what it used to look like? dang

[TheBrianWashed]

Phil from the future sent me...

[jwktiger05]

The outro(? new word?) was awesome

[dales007]

woah 240p :/

[Steellatch]

Phil's myspace link in the discription

[midgetsdo360]

All religion is stupid, which is why i'm a christian.

[001hinata001]

i watched this the day before yesterday. xD

[mrmegaturbo16]

Thumps up if you are watching this for the future

[multileroyjenkins]

In 2011!

[MrJaimexD]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WATCH THIS IN 2011 :D

[generaladmiraljon]

@MrJaimexD i'm watching this in 2012!!!!!

[KneelOnR]

Question of The Day two years ago: he had more reasoning for that than that taylor swift thing

[PenguinsOwnFace]

This intro was THE BEST

[Alexander1358]

Lol! I love this dude but... He reminds me of Boxxy LMAO jajajaja something in the way he talked back in the day, I'm not trolling or anything no! but he in a way is the same funny dude :) That we like, We are his nation, for some reason but anyway back to the actual phill :) nice to seen you grown

[MauledLtd]

lol.

[VerilyViscous]

All philintologists, we are the Defranco Nation that will rise up to Kansas to fight the vampire robot nazis who are also zombies with dolphins that have lasers.

[PistolxSwitch]

if you haven't seen burn after reading brad pitt dies. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[Grifftrogg]

I miss that intro music.



[JizzMilk]

FUTURE PHIL SENT ME!

[harrycchambers]

future phil sent me

[bored102198]

Uhmmm, why did u associate mormons with scientology? We are christian u asshole

[hinaruto43ver]

lol

[IMrKidI]

Notice the myspace link? Thats when you know this is old school.

[IMrKidI]

Notice the myspace link? Thats when you know this is old school.

[dubraybuckeye13]

yea, im glad he is like... good now. lol. I used to love him, even back then, but now i see how much this sucks. haha

[ShammyWoWLoL]

WHY WAS I LINKED HERE!? I JUST WANNA SEE THE SEXY GIRLS OF THE NATION!!!

[DrunkenStars]

fuck yeah

[dingo596]

i'm a philliologyeist

[Kittynaruto18]

PRAISE BE THE PHIL THANK GOD FOR THE DEFRANCO NATION

[sarahsoccergirl]

praise the phil!

[ASilveryBlue]

if instead of you talking to god, you BE god, then ill convert.

currently, im agnostic w/o god, so it might be nice to have a god that is actually real...

[therainman6969]

@aguywithapetfish yea but you're not MOST of them. most of his viewers found that funny. he's not catering to you specifically, and he's not really mocking god either, he's just joking.

[zeno144]

SEXY PHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIL

[Spagittified]

this was uploaded on my birthday :D

[diddozproductions]

@Spagittified HAPPY BIRRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY

[Froggeh92]

Satanic message at the end?

[BenM6521]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Crass1995]

even tho i don't like kanye he was without questioning in the right

[Fiskaa91]

@aguywithapetfish you are going to tell him what to do? you may not like some of the things he does, guess what? he's not here to please you

[zachariass]

is his priest collar made out of paper...?

[memrulztv]

@aguywithapetfish fag

[treehug29]

yes!!!! totally the best religion ever!!! im converting right now!! 

[idk89ify]

HE WAS IN THE RIGHT!!!

[UrbanMiss]

Did that just say "No ice cream until the Apocalypse?" Who the hell wants ice cream then, Phil?! I'll be too busy praying to my ACTUAL God.

[deidaraslut]

:D

I'm a philitalogist now! ... or however you spell that :|

[atrinc]

a few pauses with blank stares will make you even more interesting

[Showsmlove]

hahahahahaha!!! i'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo converting to Philintology

[roxile7]

Like your suit :)

[Skyfieldlanding]

I think I shall convert to Philintology.

[XxHeidi55xX]

I shall also

[MJChipper]

Agreed, Brad Pitt is easily the best actor in Burn After Reading. But I honestly couldn't and tbh wouldn't be bothered to find a film with less impact.

1. The film suddenly stops in the middle of an anti-climax filled with beatings with an axe, computer hacking and online dating.

2. For John Malko's character they just conjured up the two most white-trash surnames they could think of and put them next to each other.

3. Fucking hell, the gym lady is annoying

Sry to write a review lol

Love pdf

[DaTimmyShow]

im a philintologist now

[KevYnAwesome]

Holy shit, best religion EVER.

[Thiren111]

lovely - go back

[nadinerobbins817]

i want to become a member of that religion!! where do i sign up?

[Bladeodarkness24]

i am now a philintolagist

[superlou1s]

Phil, I think your religion should have a holiday on christmas... But your holiday on that day should be a MASSIVE orgy.

[TheDiffusedPotatoe]

Lol... Kanye did something BEFORE the whole Tailor Swift thing... Wow..

[amazazing77]

i am a philintolagist

[tevronwizdom]

yo hes an ugly geeza

[Hinataxox101]

He was in the wrong. But in the right. How? Well he's in the wrong because he should've beaten the crap out of him, not just broke the light. :)

[TehZell]

Philintology... beautiful. consider me converted

[youtoober19125]

im totaly racist i hate blacks but kanye was doin the right the thing

[soadratmetc]

Oh my lord Philintology sounds the GREATEST!

[somethingclever16]

What the hell is up with the creepy talk at the end? Is it part of the "religion"? But really WTF?

[brentkillian]

Burn after Reading REALLY REALLY SUCKS IT IS THE STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!

[ninjawithashotgun]

i have a photog in my life his name is cocky McCocksuck aka: sam king aka: snaggers (cause his fingers are as small as sausages) i hate that prick and i have a voodoo dole that i stab over and over again!....... oh yeah and WOOT for phillintology!

[Trebuchet1221]

Just changed my religion on facebook

[WEIRDALYO]

philintologist, LMFAO

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

Religion is for sheep I think. Just my opinion.

[Browneye1035]

Everyone asking for free ice cream, watch 53 through 55, it says no ice cream until the apoc (apocalypse)

[inamadworld]

CONVERTING!!!

[chinkyshadow]

cool he said something about mormans

[viper600smith]

PHILINTOLOGY FOR THE WIN! Where's my free ice cream???

[spoonman197]

I am that annoying guy! lol

[scratchyflame]

i dont really give a shit about Kanye West, but I do believe that he was in the right for his actions.

[TimeMedler]

how do i become a Philintoligist

[theamericankids]

agreed man, i loved burn after reading

[Cycon91]

HEY I'M IN screw protestantism' its so freaing boring WE DONT EVEN HAVE BLACK PEOPLE SINGING! so hey i'm in

[Tattas999]

*No Ice cream until the Apoc.

[CabooseVlogger]

Philentologist can i still join

[MrTheo2303]

that religion is badass =3

[reaperdeth56]

your religion owns you spoke to me in a way ive never been spoke to before where can i sign up?

[orangecreamsoda101]

lol, omg hes dressed like a priest!

lol :)

[BakerSk8erxD]

whens the apocalypse cause i want ice-cream

[BakerSk8erxD]

ALL HAIL PHIL I betta get my ice cream motha fucka an i want sprinkles on that shit

[seismicrob2956]

man i hate this show sorta cause he kinda interesting but not enought o hold ur attention for a long period so i always find myself missing things and have to rewind

[MrRyanShane]

Dude. Learn to fucking spell. and shutt the fuck up. enuph said

[Sunnyninjakid]

I want ice cream now!!!! plz?

[weridrach]

i will be Philentologist it sounds like a job though Philentologist the study of phill lol lov u phill

[MellyxPants]

UHHHHH I'M DOWN FUCK

[CookieDoughConundrum]

In. The. Right. (:

[clark778]

would join ur religion but i hated burn after reading

[eMiLiCiOuSx100]

PHILLY BE PRAISED :D!!!!

[Mjosianne]

I want to be a Philentologist in the Defranco Nation!! That sounds like fun...and hells yeah, free ice cream!

[linkin233]

no ice cream till after apocolypse

[Mjosianne]

haha, that's ok, I'm patient :]

[tHeMACKIN916]

he said u only get tha ice cream after tha Apocalypse--it wuz a side note--- so D:

[whydizz]

ha ha 5 stars for intro! ha ha dodgeball tournement!!!

[yellowdaisycat]

id join that religon

[DropDeadRawrrr]

im joining, i wanted ice cream b4 im hooked

[BlackPrardeLover]

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!! lol im so a philentologist now!!! btw someone want my ice cream? i dont like it! lol

BUT I LOVE DOGEBALL!!!! lol

[XBCX96]

fuck yea, im a philentologist now..............wherre's my free ice cream? haha

[okeeno27]

I wanna join

[Llawliet246]

I wouldn't mind being a Philentologist : P

[oooRiotRiah]

Where the fuck is my free ice cream?

[leviwillis88]

burn after reading was GREAT! a different kind of movie.

[TheComboMeal4]

philantology for the win

[360jlm]

i would love to be a philantologist

[Nabbert]

burn after reading sucked.... the only reason i didnt waste my time was because i had sex while waching it!!

[bloodsexbooze13]

*converted* I HAVE SEEN THE SXE LIGHT!

[1Jac0b9Alb3rt9P036]

did any1s sound go out on this like mine?

[sargeantvyper117]

whats with the creepy satanic-sounding voice at the end Phil?

[theycallmeMEGAN]

for real if i were kanye i would easily break every camera that ever tried to get at me

[kraftwerk456]

i am a believer in sxephil. Fucking Hallelujah

[Zapior27]

ill join as long as i dont have to read a book that gives me 5 paper cuts (yea my old friend tried to make me read the bible every time every time i gotta papercut idk much about god but i think that was a sign not to read the bible)

[MrTopiB]

Ice cream? hell yea I join!

[MrTopiB]

Oh wait I'm in Church of Milhouse...

And Milhouse is God!

[starrychica82]

Oh wow as soon as you get a celebraty to join( maybe Madonna is board) I will join. Though, free ice cream IS tempting. You do know that the dark side has cookies. I think they were both wrong.

Just don't mug people. He got what he deserved.

[cityshuffle]

burn after reading was terrible!

[xprettiscenegirrlx]

Brad Pitt was the best character in it.

But, seriously? Burn After Reading was probably oneof the worst movie ive ever seen. It was terrrrible. Bad acting, terrible roles, and a dumbass plot line.

[Pimpbot1000]

philintology FTW

[myroflcopterisnice]

who is Kanye West?

[xxdunnnoxx]

google man, google

[robbofrobbs]

technically Kanye West shouldn't have done that, but, people shouldn't have the right to just sit there and be a douche with a camera. They should get fired if they "provoke" the person they are taking pictures of.

[jackeebutler]

Love burn after reading, same great Coen brothers' quality :)

[bangxlx413]

Kanye shulda punched him in the face.

[jkool47]

lol

[deidara003]

XD it has a little button , with the words black hole creator

[M40A3er4life]

Philantology XDDD

[littlebigfan3000]

i want in on that religion seriously like i would train to be a priest (ice cream scooper)

[Spiritan3mz]

Best religion ever.

[youherdithere]

papparazi bitches be crazy

[ScelesticFish]

Sad what happens to brad in that movie.

I loved the two government agents in the film.

[edzis1997]

*No Ice-Cream 'till the Apoc :D

[BloodNekoGirl]

omg ur hilarious xD and i think Kanya was right...i mean i would hav probably beat the shit out of that annoying person

[lillyevans22]

Phil with 80 million holidays we would have about 219 holdays every day.

[davbrow4]

so be it! im all for it :D

[J4KETS]

u doubt our religion :O blasphamy

[DrummerBoy321ROCK]

see whats kool tho is that if we get 219 holidays everyday lets sy you get 5 presents every holiday you call over all your fmily and all of you eat 219 holiday meals and open 1095 presents and everyone is happy along as they dont have to clean up. so 219 holidays not a problem with my opinion.

[fingerblastj]

noooooooooooooooooooooo why this why this

[kuranintoki]

i want to be a philintologist =]