Ali G - Teachers and Students

[controllerbrain]

I didn't ask you four eyes

Alright wiseguy

[israh12345]

i love ali g and think he is hilarious but i think he was actually quite mean in this clip to that guy that used to be bullied :/

[TheMafiozi]

LOL....'tatoo' subject....hahahahah

[mymarkis666]

Lol they think bullying is bad but the other three sat there in silence and let it happen. I bet they're the kind of parents/parental figures which tell children to stand up to bullies too.

[weewee123456]

How do people agree to be on this show?

[VitalSigns1]

These people need to loosen up. Can't they tell he's just fucking around? They're so stupid.

[gtalcstories]

SBC was out of line. Its a very funny show but just randomly picking on 1 of the guessts and throwing constant insults at him is unfair and not funny. Its bullying. Shame to see such a large number of posters here mocking the guest for standing up for himself, and laughing at the childish insults thrown at him..

[DaTroof93]

@gtalcstories no one asked you, four eyes.

[rkrohaan07]

@gtalcstories I agree....in my opinion SBC has a kind of 'local', silly and petty humour, American's dont get this as their humor is more global and open... they cant even understand how such things could be funny. SBC is a very funny guy but will stop at nothing for a laugh - he'd probably even kill someone if he thinks it could look funny. He got away with Borat and then Bruno bombed.

[xLoneWolfICP]

@gtalcstories stfu four eyes i bet you blew the run of the litter

[mymarkis666]

@gtalcstories Guessing you're American.

[zeester110]

"Alright wise guy"

Whitest comebck I ever heard

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo

[tikifreakazoid]

"Wouldn't they study harder if there was an incentive?"

Lol, for a second they're all going 'Shit, that's rue'.

[1995a1995z]

I didn't ask you 4 eyes... I LOL'D SO HARD I FELL OFF MY CHAIR

[gamingfailblogs]

Four eyes is a very insecure person.

[rightyourwrong]

lol. the dude with the glasses gets soooo fucking uncomfortable.

[slickslagg]

"tattoo(taboo) subject" lmao

[robitector1]

gayboy LMAO hahaha

[ebos89]

ROFL whoever studys the most gets to play with these LMFAO!

[stamford15]

its funny because Ali G made the guest look dumber... :)

[jottaz1]

hahahaha "tatoo" subject!!!!

[DerrenBrown100]

I would study harder if there was a boob squeezing incentive.

[thecoolguyify]

Sacha likes to piss people off really bad.....

[WtfHonz1no]

wow that hoe there pisses me off so bad rofl

[SuperPais]

."Lets talk about something, that people dont like to chat about.. a tattoo subject." Lol

[ezwanpi]

hahaha little runt of the litter

[nicky2coats]

I would definitely say "these" are an incentive. Why the fuck else am I spending the better part of my 20s earning a lucrative degree? To get a dental plan and a 401(k)? Fuck that noise, it's to play with "these." BO!!

[jayesdw]

alright 4 eyes

[PowerToker420]

hahahahahhah ali g is hilarious

[chuckbuntz]

lol sacha would of banged him :P

[Rockets010101]

Lol

[WtfHonz1no]

the lady there pissed me off so bad when she started yelling "out of the question" bla bla,get back to the kitchen hoe!

[derrenlegendbrown]

LOL, Ali G studied at Cambridge University- One of England (if not the world's) best universities.

[homiezrgr8]

@derrenlegendbrown Cambridge is ranked in 2011 as number one university in the world

[sparbaroku]

3:59 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they looked so pissed!!!!!

[strethy]

ali g is a genius

[Mineav]

"I didn't ask you, 4-eyes"

xD

[levozan]

Four Eyes: ''No no''

Such a hypocrite

[spyu]

In all these interviews it looks like they were tricked to agreeing to come on. It's so funny how mad they are lol. I love the part where he's like, "Don't you think students would be more motivated if their teacher said the student with the best grade will get to play with these."

[0MattAttack]

no, no! no, no no,!

[iGreekSalad]

LOL four eyes was ready to exchange fists

[airllama11]

I felt awkward watching this. How the hell does he go through with this?

[ponybcurtis]

@airllama11 Me too. How awkward, but hilarious!! The one guy was ready to fight him. haha!!!

[acrovader]

That one guy that's not saying anything doesn't look like he wants to be there...ha

[gennoy93]

fair play to that guy for saying hes not so sure ali G could beat him up. bit low from baron cohen with the four eyes jibes

[gnawy113]

LMFAO ... They're so stupid .. Ali G Got their asses so easily and the proooof ... is that we here are laughing LMFAOOOOO

[iaplminute]

i would have studied very hard in school if that was my incentive

[gazetti]

its funny to see how uncomfortable they all are

[Mikuruification]

This is the best one out off all of them k

[seacuracao]

OLOLLOOLOLOL. was anyone here bullied in school "oh yes" i understand that.

OLOLOLOLOOL

[BingobONGOyesyo]

Quality

[Dzubur93]

If a teacher really used "these" as a motivator, it might actually work, although for female students, they'd have to get a male TA to offer a feel of his thights

[LirikRealista]

it's funny how they are all grownups who are so against the bullying but that "four eyes" was ready to fight ali after he provoked him xD

[nik0t1ne]

teachers are all fuckwits

[Breakfast221]

I think it's much funnier when he's a dumbass than when he's an asshole.

[hobnob99]

lol i bet ali gave "four eyes" a nipple cripple afterwards and farts on him for the people of west staines massive

[WEZDEZ303]

Ali g jst got shut up by those people!

[luckytom13]

@WEZDEZ303 hahah no is in reverse

[Isaac8cow]

lol

[tikitimeproductions]

3:40 the best shit right there 4 eyes wanted to scrap i swear to god

[anedgomar]

faces at 4.00

[anedgomar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH



[Kamissick]

LOLOLOLOLOL Westside LOLOL

[guittarist]

ali g bullied "4 eyes" brutally . hahahhaha .

[koosmangat]

obviously these guys must have not done their research on the The Ali G show,.. there are in for some real treat!!

[justinyeyah]

0:57 "You're a minor!" playing it over and over again.

[Basetrem]

@justinyeyah

hhahahahaa



[musikakonditori]

Fifi man lol

[Rs2009x]

The look on their faces at 1.23 is priceless!

[abahawas]

gotta be the most awkward shit in the nigger

[rureallysorry]

lolololololololollololololol

[khakimov]

gayboy lol 

[sanman312]

Funny how he actually has a higher IQ than all of those guests

[holm81]

@sanman312 How do you know? ...

[asdddddddddddization]

@sanman312 u must be a fuckin genius

[iDraw3G]

@sanman312 and you're basing that on what exactly?

[sanman312]

@iDraw3G Just look up the guy who plays him.

[iDraw3G]

@sanman312 i know the guy who plays him, and there is no evidence that Sasha Baron Cohen has a high IQ

[sanman312]

@iDraw3G Are you kidding me? He went to the third highest ranked university in the world...

[museman98]

@iDraw3G He went to cambridge!

[LordOftheMind]

Epic end, Ali G for teacher of the Year award

[druxka]

I love how he manages to get him to say he was actually bullied.

[Tellthatruth]

ROFL! He almost had a fight! ROFL!!

[icawalker691]

a 'tatto' subject

[icawalker691]

a 'tattoo' subject



[UltimateBokanator]

wicked

[KobraGaming]

hahaha he shulda boxed him

[123gwf]

Did that guy on the end actually say that he thinks teenagers aren't interested in sex, that they wouldn't take it as an incentive????

[kern0099]

Ali sorta got pwned. Called out and changed the subject? I'm smelling something bitch made! And it ain't bread son.

[Tellthatruth]

@kern0099 It's just a joke, man. He ain't going to take as far as to fight somebody.

[kern0099]

@Tellthatruth You're a little slow, huh?

[Tellthatruth]

@kern0099 I wondered if you were being sarcastic, but I wasn't sure. You're aware that sarcasm doesn't translate well through text.

[kern0099]

@Tellthatruth Well, true dat. Irony does tho. See?

[angelinaaox]

this made me laugh soo much :L!

[crook4real]

lmao look at there faces right at the end

[ikenvic134]

I appreciate how he was making fun of the guy the whole time passively..that shit was funny..

[Tanfeliz]

That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.  I love it that the guy wants to kick his ass!!! LOL

[d3rkaderk4]

45 people were the small kid

[Komnenos1191]

How humourless are those four knobheads?

[birdhouse13579]

The end was really the best part of this conversation :D

[nicbarrow]

Nooo... noo. NO!!!! lol

[TheBlueberryboy]

i wish dem had a bumboclaat mash up...

especially wit di one on di far right ..di one wit moustache like a bush yard....

Grung dem smartasses down.BUYASHAKA!!

[oakalinn]

ohh this one was tense

[DeepSnowBand]

upstairs and down....

[waltzinator4]

lol why is my principal on the ali G show?

[OriginalSliz]

@waltzinator4

because they invited him

[waltzinator4]

@OriginalSliz you mean her...hahahahaha Sacha cohen is the ultimate troll...

[k0er123]

was any 1 here bullied in school . ' yeah ofcourse .. I understand that <3

[abarford1]

TATTOO SUBJECT LAWL !!!

[thecritiquevirtuoso]

Sacha Baron Cohen is the ultimate troll! I love it!

[hemant11becks]

0:41 he's picturing the teacher bonjour bonjour rofl

[AleksPeisert]

lol americans

[officechronic]

the face at 3:21 is priceless

[kimitchell]

the funniest thing with ali g is that he just makes these educated people into idiots!

[asammieawa]

that fifi man deffo got bullied at school and 40 years later tried to stick up for himself against ali g and failed miserably

[dyonrichards]

ahahaha, four eyes was lost for words

[eljefe90]

lmaooo 

[alii90]

Laadi Daadi boy FiFi Maaann LOL

[YoungHussainYTV]

The ending was soo funny 4 eyes !! lol

[madedd02]

is there so threat behind that sir? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[klubbansmakarkuk]

lol everyone is so fucking awkward at the end

[Jannacek]

no wonder education is shit with people like these!!!

[anne43nl]

I wonder if the people get told afterwards that it's a joke?

[officechronic]

@anne43nl what joke?

[gbardan1]

lmaoo talk about bullying!

[SIETETIZ]

GAY LORD HAHAHAHA!!!

[chrizzz130]

fiffy man ahahhahahhhaahaaahhahahhahhaha­hhahhahaha

[greylego]

lol 3:59 i imagine the guy in the front seat sat like that for 15 minutes

[metamorphosis22]

the guests are a bunch of tightasses

[bavari1987]

A "tattoo subject" LMAO

[ndececco93]

Alright, don't go on about it Little Boy!

[4l4ddin77]

youre a minor

[1995a1995z]

LOL, he starts having an argument with that guy

[MunisAwesome]

It's funny how the guy was against bullying nd violence, but as soon as Ali G mocks him and starts on him. He says "I'd like to see you try!". lmao

[rushindulen]

that guy said kids don't wanna play with "these".... wtf is he talking about? of course they do!

[abiramnathan]

lol he's rockin fubu, ali g is a funny wigger

[eminmo]

the guy on the left didn't saying anything LOOOOOOOL

[krapkakes2]

don't go on about it little guy  ahahhaahahha

[nkazahaya]

hahahaha, a "tattoo subject"

[MrBuc128]

La de da de boy LMFAO

[askjiir]

"Gets to play with these." LOOL

[nanotech2080]

Whats the difference between shaking a hand or having a congratulations greeting with a nice pair of titties after you've earned your great grades? :D They have taught us bullcrap. :D

[waltzinator4]

GOOD LORD THATS MY PRINCIPAL. SECOND TO WOMANNN...

[oOoSOLACEoOo]

ALI G is such a FUCKER XD AHAHAHA Bullying people live on TV XD

[oOoSOLACEoOo]

feeeefeeee man XD

[TheHrtbr8kmunkey]

i didnt ask you 4 eyes

[tehrealdjcrossfire]

"dont go on about it little boy" "I didnt ask you four eyes" ROFL!

[Fuliginosus]

Gaylord acts tough at the end.

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

ali g BABY!!!

[genericusername337]

omg put this on subtitles

[miksirikoitsen]

Ali would kick that 4 eyed pigeons sorry ass! BIG UP!

[JSMyst]

i would of been working in NASA by now if my teacher let me play with her tits lol

[parce86]

@JSMyst same hereee!!!!

[koosmangat]

@JSMyst not if your teacher looks like woman in the show!! hahah

[LoggyWD]

even thought i has a full stache upstairs and down

[rand0manga]

that old girl person is my principal

[Marasma101]

"little runt of the litter" HAHA

[theporksicle]

3.55- hehehe 1234 I declare a pussy war. Those two fighting, lol.

[mikeypimp50]

i wasnt askin u 4 eyes

[sep800wastakenwtf]

...a "tattoo" subject, lmao

[94murph]

runt of the litter pmsl

[TomValedro]

LOL, this is funny.

[Legendworking]

"They want to learn". so that is wrong with our schools, idiots assume we want to learn

[Gintable]

@Legendworking They also brainwash us to think we "want to learn"

[mrahman1992]

42 people thought the "dislike" button said "dis I like"

[tarkeke]

@mrahman1992 rofl

[larney1234]

lol 'don't go on about it little boy' 3.20

[WombatAssasssin]

"You may laugh, but I bet I could beat you up." LMAO

[junaids23]

LMAO damn i started laughing 0:01 seconds in when he does that thing with his hand and says "repeck! check i' " haha

[allantapps]

they don't know  what's going on!

[jamesdiamond19]

That nerd guy was getting g'd up

[thegov08]

Sorry I just can't figure it out. Are the people he's interviewing in on the joke or not? Either way how can they not laugh? They're not trained actors?

[fhqwgads420]

@thegov08 no the interviewees are never in on it, that's what makes it so good! They don't laugh because they're trying to discuss their topic, so they don't even realize he's having them on

[thegov08]

@fhqwgads420 But wouldn't they have seen him on tv before?

[walterreally]

That was not that funny. I love the Ali G Show but the reason it cracks people up is because he plays a moronic guy that still manages to ask questions which cannot be answered easily. But this degraded into petty name calling and just intimidating the guest. It wasn't about the questions or the answers but just about focussing on one single guest.

[bobbyjans]

@walterreally yeap i agree with you. this is downright degrading. Imagine that guy's children watching him bullied on TV. Ali G makes pretty good jokes and funny antics but this time it has exceeded the line.

Respect, in every sense of the word.

[themplskid]

@bobbyjans I see what you're saying, but this is comic relief. He wasn't really bullying him. That man has a Phd and I don't know if I can speak for him, but if that was ME I really wouldn't feel too bad about getting bullied by somebody like the character of Ali G. And I really don't think that guy took it personally. The look on his face was more of a "WTF? Is this guy being serious?" which was the point meant by Cohen I believe.