Perfect Dark - Multi - Me Vs. Impossible Dark Sim Team

[MrMusterdtiger91]

revenge of the sims...appearantly

[Benobot99]

LOL 2:37 to 2:48! No chance.

[Destroy2777]

5:23 omg they weren't perfectly accurate!

[1787dude]

for a team of dark sims you did well!!!! really

[TheWaynelds]

Playing against a turtle sim on Dark with a slayer is fun too, because he always uses the guided rockets to find where im hiding. sometimes i never see the guided rocket coming and theyre hard to outrun

[TheWaynelds]

I always do a 1 on 1 with a darksim on the complex. I put it on 1 hit kills and slow motion with no radar. I only put Falcons, shotguns, and the Maginum DLX. I put the DLX in only because the Darksim will seek out and use this gun, and the fire rate is lower. so if he misses me (which is only a 1 out of 50 chance) i can empty my falcon clip on him before he gets another shot in. You gotta be really quick to kill him too since he always faces you and shoots as soon as he sees you.

[OmgALeaf123]

u ate shit

[TricksterDavid]

auto-aim and one hit kills is actually in your favour. obviously you don't realize that. make a real near impossible game. auto-aim off and no one hit kills. if you don't believe me look at th126 videos, he's not bad. oh and no radar.

[marcoz9008]

LMAO 1:20 i laughed so hard

[BiasedGuy123]

1:44 most deadly game of peekaboo ever.

[kazsxd]

I ALWAYS WANDERED FROM WHERE THEY PICKED THAT UGLY FACES OF THE SIMS looool

[parkourfreerunner1]

lol good shit man :) i remember when i was young and used to own on this,,,,then i got older start playing it again and i can't aim for shit

[ThePantha2]

Good times...i'd play this game all night with a couple of buddys.

[TooHuman]

@ThePantha2 Same here (:

[Kid0Lover]

Fun times. The most fun I had with darksims was me and a friend playing on a team, with 8 darksims on a team, on the Felicity/Facility, with only shotguns. We called them wolfsims for the way they'd always hunt for us in a pack.

But they are horrible with shotguns for some reason :D

[deftdelivery]

Teabaggin douche bags!

[CU2UK]

You like to die?

[UNFRGVN]

you got manhandled in this match! funny as hell though! :D

[criswiipro]

Dark Sim = Big spawnkiller nub

[BanjoDark64]

i can beat 8 dark sims.

[TheRynoXs]

NIUN BRILLO JUGANDO

[Laurelindo]

LMAO at 1:42, "hello there, are you still alive?"

[TheCgamer93]

DARK SIMS ARE BUNCH OF SPAWN KILLERS!!

[sudd609]

you can do the elevator trick that always works :)

[hentaiseeker]

Dark Sims (or ANY sims for the fact) can't use the following weapons effectively (Farsight, mines, Tranquilizer, SuperDragon, Grenades, Laptop Gun, ...)

You KNOW you are fighting Dark Sims when you see the following:

Empty Laptop Guns deployed

Proximity Mines spammed along hallways yet seemingly never explode

No grenades ever shot from a SuperDragon

Sims never bothering to shoot 1/2 way across a map with secondary fire of Farsight XR-20

Sims won't use secondary mode of any thrown weapons

[falcon2whip7]

not bad

[LuiZCor3]

que pollo kzm

[shadowandnight]

my god you cant even take a pause break, knowing your dead in 3 seconds lol

[Michel010505]

you realy get ass kicked by them,i love darksims because they are so no realistic haha

add me on perfect dark online Michel010505

[thealbuzs]

I rather use the single shot for the mag... 3 shot burst leaves you all vulnerable for almost a second

[ShimiDia]

Yah, hi, I tried my hand at this, but I guess I deviated from the 'rules' and added a Phoenix because it's a pistol. I didn't think of its Exploding Shells at the time. :P

Shotgun was in as well since I stink with it and it seems to be in a hard to find spot in mine.

[moa373]

when the going gets tough..... invite judge sims to the party on ur team :)

[PeppyHare4000]

imagine fighting the dark sim team with weapons as explosives and one-hit kill weapons like the Farsight, Golden Magnum, Crossbow and Tranquilizer (Lethal Injection). >:)

[PerfectDarkDmc619]

Most Honorable and Most Professional? Dam right they should put that..... Perfect Dark FTW!

[lilog22]

hahahaha omg they fucked you up bad...i would of put tha controler down n made me sumthin 2 eat hahah damn u got own.... pwned...n you quit hahah but gud try tho u get points 4 that

[919BigT]

Dark sims automatically take a shot at your respawn point, which is the reason for the instant deaths.

[Ixey5]

KYA HA HA HA!!! I loved how you respawned just to die again!

You officially hold the record for less respawn time: 1 second.

^o^

[AsDyingILay]

Your Kdr is terrible :]

[musikTECH]

i remember doing this, tho i didnt set it at 1 shot kill, but it was still nearly impossible to win a game with all sims being dark sims lol. I give u credit tho for having a go and uploading it ;)

[StarFox213]

Im sorry im not trying to insult you I played this yesterday andI came in first with a whole match of darksim only on free for all but no video I would if IK could though :(

[tc413141]

ahh memories....i loved this game. why cant developers make epic fps games like this anymore?

[OneWithTheNight]

5:23 was weird. After all the incredibly cheap 100-foot kills they kept getting, 3 of them spent like two seconds shooting you and missing. But oh god, the match is hilariously awful, awfully hilarious, and just plain awful. 8D

[CUCHO777]

2:39 !!! xD

[AsDyingILay]

Perfect Dark the best maps and music ever made for a video game 10/5

Chuck Norris can't even handle this.

[AsDyingILay]

@AsDyingILay has

[benderra]

are the dark sim better than the perfect sim ? They seem less intelligent

[Bookeater42]

you're actually doing quite well considering what they are

[hert0gjan]

its easy, they kill each other.. i always did this in fortress haha

[milesprowerTV]

1:40 I love how the Darksim comes out, like ''Why, hello thar'' LOL

[uoyt]

actually... 4:34-5:10 is one of my favourite parts

[uoyt]

2:05 lol

[violatedchimp]

dark sims are evil incarnate. scary mother fuckers. I once saw one crawling on the ceiling like that girl from the ring.

[QuadfishTym]

@violatedchimp I'm not all that surprised really.

[Ditto6464]

O_o!

[FalconBoxe]

LOOOL 2:10

He is like "Look at my ass noob !" lol

[Nintendorules2006]

omg  dark bots are good... cant wait untill it comes out for xbl

[MrAlekz]

do you have to unlock dark sims?

[QQMarkPS2]

@MrAlekz I don't think so, it's been like 10 years since I played, but I think you only have to unlockmultiplayer maps like you can get campaign maps or something.

[Estepp05]

Yeah, you have to unlock them. You do it by completing the challenges.

[QQMarkPS2]

Already did.

[toddcronk]

holy fuck this looks HARD!!!

[95tTony]

wow u died alot of times

i dont blame u dark sims are hard

[blackfox343]

lololololololol jesus christ this is the definition of spawn killing

[PeanutWithButter]

lol

[orkwarlord]

darksims are the hardest, but also the funniest.

[xXagent009Xx]

which is hard?

dark or perfect sims?

[iliekown]

are you playing this on the n64 or on an emulator??

[jjfidestroy]

person thingy you suck shadowmarioXLI is soooooo better then you

[Kazefenrir69]

well can't wait for it to be on XBLA so I can versus some of the other PD players hehe

[RobertArsenalFan]

i always hated the One-Hit-Kill Mode. not even fair.

[GamerX03]

I beat this challenge once, and only once, following the exact instructions posted in the video description. Unfortunately, I didn't have a camera.

[betuski89]

dude theres no way anyone in this world to claim they have defeated 8 dark sims at Dark or Elite difficulty its just way to hard you need really quick fingers and mad skills if you hope to beat these guys I tired doing this with my bro 2 vs 8 and we even sat in a corner and it didnt work the only way to win is if you are in a closed room with a door that opens up and then use the farsight

[jesusfreak1103]

5:23-5:24 They actually missed?!!? haha

[ShriVishnuMandirJcNj]

how you got elite i only got up to dark

[LemonFreshx3]

I stil have this game lol.

But this reminds me of paintball lollz

[Lorric101]

Imagine this with Speedsims set to dark...

[Lorric101]

In fact, make that Speedsims set to dark with maian bodies...

[CrimzonAE]

and small heads :D

[Lorric101]

Ha ha ha. I never thought of that!

[CrimzonAE]

Wouldn't Shield DarkSims be harder?

[Lorric101]

Possibly. But I'm thinking along the lines that Darksims are already abnormally fast, and speedsims will make them even faster. They'll cut you down before you can even grab a weapon.

[BIGnEASY350400]

1. goes to work.

2. spawn..die..spawn..die..spawn.­.die..spawn..die..spawn..die..­spawn..die..spawn..die..spawn.­.die..spawn..die..spawn..die..­spawn..die..spawn..die..spawn.­.die..spawn..dies..pawn..die..­spawn..die

3.go home and sleep.

4.repeat

[girlfriend09te]

Deaths living in 1 second with One-Hit-Kills is so crazy!

[videocee]

lol death comes so fast

[Ignaceous]

Lol @ gritzer.

[LeQuack147]

:45 (Looks up) Oh cr-*Bang!*

[clubmimo123]

When this is on xbox 360...same thing with better graphics...nother new weapons...ect

[mojo9o]

It could be better ot have your health normal and different guns, maybe, but if you want to be CHALLENGED with the attempt of playing against "zombies," just use dark sims and make them only punch! Fun! You have to run and strafe for the speed... Fun in temple so you can run or esp. area 52.

I wish they also remade PD... WITH MORE SIMS 4 the Wii and esp more crazy SIM features like Karate sim and dodging sim and nothing-but-run-and-run backwards/shoot sim! Maybe even an idle sim!!!!

[yoda55]

I made a scary game mode in Perfect Dark that I called "Ghost" and I usually played it in the Car Park and only weapons were Cloaking Devices, 1 Darksim and made his color Cyan so he looked light blue like a ghost and one hit kills with fists. That game I created scared me shitless so many times because at times the Car Park would be so silent and then the Darksim would uncloak out of nowhere and kill my character sometimes I don't even see the Darksim and he just kills me from behind lol.

[mojo9o]

that is a very cool idea, Yoda! That is so awesome! I should've done that back in my days!

[yoda55]

Yup hopefully I can do it when Perfect Dark gets re-released on xbox 360 it'll be fun playing this game online with other players haha.

[mojo9o]

oh yeah, I forgot it was coming out for Xbox 360 even though my friends only have one! I most look forward to having a co-op or counter-co-op on Xbox and I also hope the double-speed strafe would come back as well.

[gritzter]

aye man someone actually posted a video with dark sims respectable

[RaZZaR18]

OoooommgggggGG They make So fucking crazy faaast spam kills xD

[Nize94]

frm 3:34-5:11 dey just spawnkillin u

[Nize94]

3:09-3:14 u was not goin win

[DarkS1m]

We're after you Bizkit... :)

(DarkSim has been my screenname since PD came out - looks kinda cheesy when commenting on a PD vid though!)

[mojo9o]

lol

[Frylockjamrock]

LOL paintball

[iruleatmakingvids]

Lol. You got teabagged 2:10

[criswiipro]

@iruleatmakingvids

teabagged again in 3:02 :P

[goldgoku3264]

to me these where the hardest sims on any first person shooter.

[Nilleww]

you like of die?

[Rufftyroff]

Bizkit047 (and you viewers also), try this:

Scenario: Combat

Arena: Ravine or any

Weapon: Five lasers

Limit: 5 mins

Sims: 8 Dark Fistsims

Fistsim is the only kind of simulant that uses the second function of the laser which is SWEET! To spice it up a bit, make it one hit kill and no radar. Now THIS will be the impossible. (lol evily) It'd be cool if you make a video of it, thanks.

[Rufftyroff]

After playing this a couple of times, I think it would be more difficult without one-hit-kill.

[JonathanAHuber]

first mistake using mr blonde. biggest character body in PD lol, second was using pistols oh lordy. good luck with that and 8 Elite Dark Sims. 1:27 lmao

Good try

[courtesybullet]

It's like they know if you are going to be able to shoot them or not. 1:03 they were just toying with you. Cruel, well dressed bastards.

[devilwings1989]

If there was a Challenge 31, then this is IT... =/ It's the ultimate test of skill, survival and accuracy, as well as strategy. In fact, just thinking about fighting that many at once is enough to strike some fear into your boots!!! I haven't tried this yet, but I'm about to do so and try to prove this wrong... and fail lolz. 5/5

[Laurelindo]

Owned on 3:52 - 4:21. :P

[stianlordfitte]

Dark Sim its hard to kill xD that for sure :P

[klombernzx]

O.o

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, That's impossible

[froggy606]

I find it funny how peple are calling him a Noob on this game....

I dont think there is anybody left who is a noob at this game....

and everyone who insults him, i challege you to go on one hit kills against dark sims on grid with pistols, see how long you last.

=)

[PARANOiASurvivor290]

Perfect Dark's aiming was perfect (it was also futuristic). PDZ's iron sight's suck. I want the old aiming back!

[betuski89]

This is Imposibble to beat No human in the world can beat this multiplayer NO one can !

[Laurelindo]

I once managed to win against 8 Dark-SpeedSims on Facility, but I was standing around in one of the rooms at the end with Double Cyclones. :P

[betuski89]

same here but it was against 3 dark alien sims

(mians) they were hard to shoot since they moved quick and were tiny but i was barely able to beat them in the kedar everytime they opened the door i would just shoot lol but theyd still find a way to kill me lol

[subzerogrowl]

How did you die without getting hit.

[TKainZero]

I remember i beat a Dark Sim 1v1...

i felt good for doing that...

The AI in this game rocked...

No FPS games even BOTHER TRYING to add Bots...

[SAMC1TY96]

ya kid ura noob u used single hit kills to make it look cool but ur not

[grenworthshero]

I think it's actually a lot easier on one-hit kills. Still, I am almost convinced it's completely impossible.

[mknote]

My hats off to you. I doubt I could get as many kills as you did, and I've played the game for years.

MK

[SAMC1TY96]

ya sure its an impossibl team.U PUT SINGLE HIT KILL NOOB!i know it because i used to play it every day

[Bizkit047]

That was the point you dumbass.

[LK9Icepick]

maybe if i was with u in the game. We could of had a better change of winning. I could back u up if u respawn.

[xRichardbersteinx]

@Bizkit047

Yeah well I fucked your mother.

[blada600]

hahahahahahahah. wowowow. nobody will ever believe you, kid. nobody.

[tayler303]

i will soon enough dont worry when i do i put a link here iight and i dont ply with cheats

[FlyHokiesFan]

Yeah Right. I'll believe it when I see it. Only getting killed Two times aganist 8 DarkSims? With Pistols and One Shot Kills? No one is that good.

[tcs0658]

You are full of it, thats not even possible. They will kill you as you are respawning more than that in a match. If you are going to lie, at least make it believable.....ass

[chessdawgz]

I always hated that...lol

[tayler303]

you suck man i could do that with my eyes closed remove that video cause it may be impossible for u i playe dark sims and got 2 deaths 657 kills on this map train some more

[Bizkit047]

Okay nooby. Upload your video of this then.

[musikTECH]

@tayler303 man your retarted... just go back to the hole u climbed out off

[Monvayne]

next time try dark kaze sims

[Andiman1st]

ok das sind dark sims aber so schlecht hab ich noch keinen spielen sehen!

[RikuXPaine]

oh...........god O.O

[suddamsux03]

lol nice try it on normal not one hit kills. Also, you may have a better chance at temple

[365subz]

lol one hit kills, take it off u might live longer.

ur getting destroyed dude! good try tho :) this multiplay is still brutal!

and ya perfect sims are harder!

[andrewthehedgehog911]

i beg to differ

[gritzter]

dark sims are way harder they're faster and have great accuracy

[ATHF10]

Man I could play thisfor hours if it came out for 360 or the wii, perfect dark zero still sucks

[michiganlover86]

its does not suck

its still good and i still play it

[shadowNinja51]

Almost like impossible "Hax" sim team.

I swear, but it's a good challenge though against Dark Sims. 5/5

[xXagent009Xx]

i think perfect sims are better than dark sims.

[IMDARKFIRE007]

practice against the best to beat all the rest......

[JaGarLo]

A stupid way to win: when you got the first kill at 0:17, pause and quit the game. Not a fair win but anyway...

Very good. At least you killed someone :)

[sheabender]

Haha, he was getting ready to tea-bag you at 2:08.

[devilwings1989]

LMAO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! D=

[IntermissionForBunny]

Absolute rape. Those DarkSims are beyond precise, they're artificially intelligent assholes.

[AndiNeverSlice]

why magsec? gun is poop

[JustinKwapich]

agreed entirely

[mamonsin]

well... its not really imposible you can go and hide with 2 macsec4 and stay killing them =/

[Shadowmov3r]

well when you do that we all know you suck hard.

[DanielKazuya]

Lumberjack86 feels like the last coca cola of Saara on PD. Dark team is a pain on neck... if youre so great, upload a vid, show us your skills before say nonsenses

[nuckles10220]

1:26 lol

[mccallr]

2:05 even faster

[JustinKwapich]

ahahahaha =]

[k3rry10]

lmao dont u just love hearing that sound when u die over and over again :P

[lumberjack86]

and second, I virtually mastered this game. i would do this same thing and make you look like a joke. i would be happy to upload a video of my skills, but i dont have any of those capture card/converter that turn out to be a waste of money in the end anyway. so take what i said or leave it. up to you

[KenMurdaface]

I agree with this guy. I mean that's what I practice on is Dark Sims. They are easy at this point..

[lumberjack86]

ok first off, if you spawn in a room behind a door (especially with magsecs) you shouldnt die at all. even with one hit kills on this diffculty. if you have good aiming and timing, you should be able to pick off atleast 1 per shot if not 2 per shot with a magsec.

[youzdomezoff]

haha right when you spawn they kill you

[MasterZhaituki]

Well against that many dark sims is alrdy challenge for my superb skills. if it's under 3 or lesser dark sims, they can't kill me once

[joethemeak]

i've forgotten how fast they kill you.

[bigballsahoy]

if he didnt put it on 1 hit kill he wouldve had like no kills

[JouleZeath]

They killed you so quickly that I think they can shoot bullets to the other side before you respawn lol

[Oneworld87]

Ah wow! This is amazing! This guy must be the worlds BEST perfect dark player! He has to be! Look at his tactics!

Damn, dude, INSTA-5stars on all your videos! You win!! :D

[jeagle101]

I feel so bad for you dude XD You died in a split second when you respawn! I'd be so pissed off if I were you. Your a fucking trooper

[justinrpg]

dark sims are cool

[wiki01234]

i think u did ok but i think i could do better and i plan prove it soon

[thedipmeister]

I like how they're all wearing tuxedos.

[spacemarine31]

m8 to be onist most pepl dont stand a chance against darksim .

thts yy i have them on my team lol

[Real720]

2:39

HAHAHA!!!

[Kassarth]

wahahaha funny as fuck :P

[kurokasumi]

the music reminds me of rainbow six lockdown. Is there a name for it or an OST for perfect dark?

[theonering55]

perfect sim(presim)and normalsim um presidents bodyguard sim are really hard to kill and the challenge they are on, its carnage relentlessness at it's expertise O.0

[Flamedramon007]

5:24

You was so close!!!!!! damn it reload xD