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  • That H1 looks like loads of fun! I love taking my 89 Cherokee out in the snow. I bet the H1 could out do my Cherokee in the snow though! Rockin video man!

  • I'M A HUMMER! I'M A LOBSTER!

  • now all we need is that h1 a sled and a tow rope

  • @massacre4427 use the hood of the H2 as a sled

  • Meanwhile on the crude oil market...

  • my brother tried to do this in a geo metro he got maybe 5 feet down a hill into a parking lot with about 1 1/2 to 2 feet of snow lol and a guy in his jeep came in next to us and did a full run through the parking lot then grabbed a chain and pulled us out

  • Broncos are superior

    

  • hummer h2 and h1 are the toughest

    if people say the h2 is weak because of jealousy

  • wuhahahaha...........shit! lmfao

  • OOOhhh hohohaahaaa. Hohohoh. Hohohahahah..

  • let's see you do that in a pryus you tree huggers

  • h2 and h3 are fluffy

  • H1 ftw H2 fuckin failllllllll it had to go twice as fast to get through the same stuff lol funny shit

  • H2's and H3's SUCK! See that H2 fail in the beginning and the H3 not only makes it, but goes further... -.-

  • @MrPacMan36 There's no H3 in the video.

  • @DRTYFN

    I know. I was just pointing out the H3 sucks aswell as the H2. :) Nice video though. Which one's yours? Or are they your friends?

  • @MrPacMan36 I've driven all 3(H1, H2 & H3) and the H3 does not suck. It's a very capable vehicle.

  • @DRTYFN I've got the same body style H1. 2001. I use it for work and yes it can go through very deep snow. Nice video!!

  • @MrPacMan36 Hmhm you actually said there was a H3 in video.

  • @MiniMi3z

    Oops, I meant H1, and then misunderstood DRTYFN's reply. Initially I meant the H1. But H3's do suck :I

    Sorry about that.

  • haha its cuz the snow is fluffy, if it was stiff they'd probly be kinda scr3wed

  • @chaser22081 LOL! That wasn't "fluffy snow".

  • Funniest laugh ever..great vid.

  • jeep woulda died in dat.

  • fuck these hummers get a jeep.

  • @toenailclipper4867 the jeep has a greater chance of tipping because it has a narrow body :/

  • @maximusgladi8or ok well if u have a hummer u have a greater chance of haveing a chode :/

  • fuck these hummers get a jeep.

  • 3:09 is that H2 or H3 ?

  • @BlogTvGuyBack It's an H2

  • wow that thing is mad 

  • man this mother fucker...stfu man...your voice is just....gay.

  • that snow is really supporting the hummers wait, it must not be that deep, i got stuck in my H2 in really thick 3 feet of snow in a bean feild, and we were going fast and we gunedi t so yeah

  • my golf polo would do this easy!!

  • @maidenrocks98 You go girl!!

  • @maidenrocks98

    Dude the snow would probably burry the Golf...

  • ce ras are ala:))..mos craciun:>

  • I am not fascinated! Do you call this a rover? A Niva eats it smoothly onto breakfast!

  • At least the H1 was the real deal. A fucking H2 is a pussy car It can't even go up a hill

  • H2 is a bigger joke than i thought.

  • @AKSKSMAN the h1 is so heavy though to so unpractical the best off road vehicles being made rite now for the money is base model Toyota Tacoma 4x4 and then probably comes the jeeps

  • ...where Angles fear to tread so shall go the H1...

  • @:51 "awww you cheating bitch!" ----go dif lock and 4wd(PURE INVINCIBILITY{ACCEPT at 1:50)

  • H2 i H3 govno? a H1- sila!

  • omg that laughing just cracks me up:)

  • the camera man should be a tickle me elmo

  • why did they stop the h1 that was a dumb decision...so between the H1 and the rest which one is better?

  • sexy as hell

  • @AKSKSMAN Damn right. I never did like the H2 either.

  • no offense but that guy laughing is anoying as fuck but still sweet vid H1 is the best

  • @AKSKSMAN both got stuck in the same location.

  • All hummers are good except the h3 but as a hummer h2 owner i'll admit they went wrong with designing it so water,snow, deep mud,etc would hit the front of the hummer you'll noticed with the h1 everything hits the front wheels first not the body.

    Hummer H1= nasty off road vehicle

    Hummer H2= good on the streets and off road

    Hummer H3= ehhh..

  • monsters of the U.S, its a shame they're discontinued...

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  • I quote: "hahahhahaha ochhh hahahahhaha uhahahhaa, ouch hahahhaha, hahhahaa hahhahaa ..." xD

  • Only faggots use the word "bitch". I hate you silly fags.

  • @kenfo0 Ahhh... does hearing the word "bitch" bring back painful memories of your years of being a submissive bottom? You poor, poor thing.

  • @DRTYFN No, not at all.  You see, being a man, I would simply sock your f-ing head in if you had the balls to say that in person. What you and I both know, however, is you wouldn't dare. You are a typical faggot in real life, sticking to passive-aggressive behavior when you are reasonably sure there will be no consequences. A keyboard commando online, you are a coward IRL. Like I said, faggot, only faggots use the word "bitch" in that way.

  • @kenfo0 Pot meet kettle.

    I'm LOLing at you for your Obama-sized hypocrisy. You're the one making e-threats from the safety of your parents' basement. You like to think you'd go all kung-fu on someone, but in reality you'd stand there like the little bitch wall flower that you are and stare impotently at the ground. Also, you sound like you've got some issues with your sexual orientation. Also, you're a very weak troll. Very bitch-like. 

  • @DRTYFN Faggots always "lol". They have nothing but bravado. Didn't vote for Obama, nor does he have anything to do with this conversation, proving your pathetic, public school education was a major failure. No wallflower here, shitbird. I walk the talk, nancy. We know you don't. You really want to bring up sex-identity? A queer w/his gay vids and "bitch" talk? Why go on embarrassing yourself? No intellect, no character, no balls...where does that leave you, shitbird?

  • @kenfo0 It's "Talk the talk and walk the walk", you dopey bitch. And your aggression & rage over being called a bitch is really funny. Your reading comprehension is lacking, too. I never said you voted for Obastard, you dummy. I said you were an Obama-sized hypocrite.So much for your superior intellect, huh, bitch? Maybe you're just pissy because it's too cold to wear your favorite sun dresses? I really have no idea. You gender identity crises folks are too weird for me to care about.

  • @DRTYFN Hi faggot. I note no more "lol"s. I walk it like I talk it nancy. I know with your PS education, everything is difficult for you. I am sure you are VERY tough...watched a lot of UFC and history channel mil-shows. Scary, I'm sure. No gender issues here nancy. One would think even a loser, idiot and sissy like you would have gotten that when I clearly defined myself as a man. You, on the other hand, are typical today: a male, but no man. Now stop your disgraceful whining shitbird.

  • @kenfo0 Sorry, but you're the one whining pathetically that you're a "man". You're just another little crying bitch that's pounding away on a keyboard from the safety of your parents' basement. You think this is the first time that I've seen this kind of empty, impotent bravado being spewed on the web? Get over your 7/11 bad ass mentality. And while you're at it, since you're such a stud, why don't you post up some videos of yourself so I'll be all askeered of your manliness.

  • @DRTYFN "WAAAAAAHHHHH! I'm still crying about being a tough "bitch"....WAAAAAHHHH! real men post gay vids of gay-boys yelling 'bitch'". You are very scary with daddy's money and your vids and your "WAAAAHH! bitch! Now I'll even copy your words...bravado". You hang on my every word. Trying desperately to pretend you can be a man. I especially like the lack of LOLs now that I told you not to. Run along now...go check out some youtube vids on "deadly moves" you can learn, nancy.

  • @kenfo0 Well well... look who's hovering over his keyboard. Post up a video or stfu, Susie.

  • @DRTYFN Well well...look who's hovering around the stalls in rest stop rest rooms. How about this, faggot: I will NOT post a vid AND I won't stfu? I like how you AGAIN resort to blatantly copying my style, nancy. I know you weren't raised to be a man, so now you are glomming onto me. while I guess that'd be fine, you miss the point. ACTING like you are tough and smart is not the same as BEING so. You need to go back to school, pay attn, do your homework, and keep your mouth shut. Good luck!

  • @kenfo0 * yawn *

    You're boring. You're predictable in that you call me out for talking tough, which I haven't, and yet you're the one that's the keyboard toughie. Post a video or keep your naughty little bitch mouth shut. Mkay?

  • @DRTYFN Laughable. The faggot moves on to pretending to something else...now it's "bored". Hmmm...and yet he keeps on yammering. Fake little tough guy with his "bitch" this and "bitch" that, while he watches "queer guy" on his phone. Somehow, now, the little faggot thinks he's "a real man" because he posts a video? Pathetic, yet predictable definition for the little boy who can't grow up and doesn't understand what it means to be a man...tries to dress it, tries to talk it, can't walk it.

  • @kenfo0 My growing boredom is coming from you - another internet douche that bangs out what you think are biting words, but instead are just unimaginative and blunt. You think you're the first guy that's ever tried to troll the web? I've got 3.5 million views on my videos. Not one of them is virile, so my page isn't some trendy meme(I'm sure you'll have to look that up). Your cries for attention are sad.

    Again, post up a video of your own or stfu. No video = no voice.

  • @DRTYFN Here, watch how easy: " *YAWN* u r boaring, cuz ur boreing an all. ur uh dooshe. Oh yeah, bitch bitch bitch, yer uh stoopid bitch LOL LOL bitch bitch. Ahm uh reel man cuz eye pohsted sum videeo an stfu oar els all say bitch agin!". Fake tough guy with his empty threats and boring, faggoty "bitch" yammer.As a man (you have no idea what one is), I do what I want, when I want. "Peer pressure" has no effect. Threats have no effect. Whining has no effect. False friendship has no effect.

  • @kenfo0 LOLZZZ!!!!1

    Well, well, well... looks like you have this same M.O. wherever you go. LOLZ!!! I found where you tried this on the Mastiff site on 2009. You've been struggling with your sexuality for awhile. Poor little thing. Dumbass.

  • @DRTYFN "lolzzz"<<<really? apparently you are two years old. sexuality? you are obviously projecting, nancy. Your "bitch this and bitch that", compensating for your tiny peepee with your "look at my big boy truck!" gayness. What's not to see about your confusion? Let's review: First it's "bitch", then "LOL", then "yawn" now it's "yer gay". You keep hopping from one weak attack to another, DESPERATE to "prove" what a "man" you are...but you're not, faggot. Keep trying...doesn't affect me.

  • @kenfo0 Maybe I should show people the links to your other confused rants? That okay with you?

  • @DRTYFN why are you sending me private messages? I know you think I'm your friend. you desperately seek my approval....to prove you are a 'man'. you struggle to figure out your sexuality, projecting your struggle at others. how else do you explain your going on and on, the nature of posts, the private messages? YIKES. You are one confused, angry dude. I think it comes from your daddy giving you too much money and not enough time and instruction. You should keep this stuff private.

  • @kenfo0 I've seen where you've been struggling with your sexual identity since at least early 2009. Looks like you've been trolling with the same theme for some time. Poor little guy.

  • @DRTYFN no confusion here nancy. I said "faggots use the word "bitch"". You keep projecting your sex identity problems. I clearly stated who I am. your latest "yer gay" tactic is nonsense. Is this the best you've got? You're a stalker? Here's your very first projection...the first thing out of your scummy, twisted head: >>>Ahhh... does hearing the word "bitch" bring back painful memories of your years of being a submissive bottom? You poor, poor thing. >> Your words, your fantasy, not mine.

  • @kenfo0 No. You.

  • @DRTYFN wow! that was a good one. i'll be right back, nancy....have to check something.

  • @DRTYFN just wanted to see if this drove up your "hit" count. it doesn't.

  • this video shows how much better an H1 is than a H2 or 3..

  • now thats what i call driving

  • Cool! More priseless laugh =) I love DRTYFN videos. Damn Awsome.

  • AMERICAN BASTARDS :))) ! keep tthe good work ! fucking fun !

  • how muck $ was the white one

  • Hummer 1 and humvees are ment for offroading. Hummer 2&3 are worthless. Keep them on the road. They are a towtrucks nightmare. Like a big ball of shit

  • ahhohohoho hohohoho :D

  • H1 is pure own!

  • lol, u should own a flamethrower!!!!!!!!!!!

  • now show me any other track witch is able to do this?

  • Which one was the H1?

  • too bad the h2s and h3s are total pieces of shit. the h1 will destroy both of them in everything.

  • the guy laughing needs to shut the fuck up

  • The sound of that 6.5L diesel in that H1 with that open exhaust and hard spooling turbo is music to my ears.

  • holy balls the h1 halls ass

  • @AKSKSMAN they both seemed to do about the same to me?

  • Hummer H1=BEAST!

  • well there's a couple hundred dollars worth of gas.

    :)

  • world is poor!! USA is rich..Why??

  • Because WE work and you 3rd worlders don't. You whine and cry for more but don't want to work for it. Piss off.

  • LOL!

  • USA! USA!

  • @DRTYFN

    What the fuck makes you say that you dumb little bitch? That's just a blanket statement out of ignorance. If you actually knew anything you would know that the people of most third world countries work VERY hard for little pay, unlike your useless cunt ass. What the fuck do you do all day? Sit your fat fuck ass on the couch drinking your beer and watching the game?

  • @ZeroToleranceKnives Oh, please. Shut your whiney little bitch mouth, you 16y/o baby. Please change your screen name so that your crybaby tantrums don't taint the excellent reputation of the ZT knives.

  • @DRTYFN

    Do you even own any ZT knives?

  • @ZeroToleranceKnives No. But that' doesn't change the fact that you're a whiney little turd. You should change your name to MyLittlePony.

  • @ZeroToleranceKnives THAT is a blanket statement. You can blame most poverty on the unsupporting, greedy, careless governments of the world and western countries are simply more established. Im sure he works very hard just like the rest of us, hell i live in australia and work my ass off to pay for a good home for my wife and kids, some nice toys in the garage like my worked patrol and the kids motorbikes, but because im western i obviously slag around at work and do jack shit for my pay?fuckoff

  • @DRTYFN Australia's better :D not in the car world though.. fucking imports..

  • h2 are made like tahoes and h3 are like the trailblaser. something like that

  • at 2.59 it goes fast . very fast.

  • Great fun!

  • never yank some one out on an angle like you did...

  • it's a fucking hummer H1... It can take it.

  • im talking about the pos h2 or h3, theyre mostly fiber glass. and i dont care what fuckin car your yanking, you can still fuck some one steering column/ axle yanking some one at a 45* angle

  • get some off road / snow tires........

  • i like the wagen better

  • h1's got the best traction

  • that cam dude made me laugh.

  • please chose different camera man

  • Someone please slap the cameraman. what an idiot.

  • operator is crazy

  • HUMMERS TRUE OFF ROAD! H3 ROCK...!

  • lol he does laugh alot

  • lol at the cam dude laughing so much :D

  • Hummer 1's or humvees. The rest suck.

  • I can't compete with the H1s, but I've been very impressed with my H3. I was just looking for an SUV when I stumbled into a great deal on the H3, I have to say, I can't wait until winter when I can really go out and play in the snow. I been in some amazing places with it in Kentucy. places i would have never took a truck. I out trailed my dad's Ford 350 dually with ease not long ago. Hummers are great.

  • You out trailed a F350 dually with an H3, Gee I wonder how you did that?

  • h1 is the first and only hummer

  • GreaT job making the vid guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you make more vids of Hummers. great job! :D:D:D:D

  • yea keep the h2's on the road

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  • I can't believe they discontinued the H1.

  • Yeah. The 2007 model couldn't meet the EPA's emissions standards.

  • if it had a 4bte cummins it would of...

  • mean either i wish they still made H1 Hummers. it sucks for them to stop. Hopefully they will bring them back out.

  • dont bet on them bring back the h1 since hummer is no longer American GM sold Hummer to some Chieness heavy equipment builder

  • They might make them in China if you ask thm to. im planning to order one from them to see if theyll give me a brand new one very cheap!

  • @darkspell117

    Me too I think that was one of the stupidest Idea GM or Hummer made the h2 is kind of a poser are dodge ram could go threw that

  • @darkspell117 only reason why they discontinued was because of no airbags, which doesn't matter cuz you have 4.5 tons of steel on your side. But the main reason was because of emissions, and the go green fags wouldn't shut the fuck up about that, so gm had to stop production.

  • @darkspell117 They didn't discontinue it. It couldn't pass the fucking government regulations. Thank your government for shutting down hummer.

  • @eightbit3055  Government did not shut down H1 production. Slow sales did.

  • @HMCS1997 2007 H1 hummer couldn't pass the EPA emissions test for diesel vehicles.  Once the H1 stop production because of the government the hummer name was starting fall. Then there was the government who pushed the green BS and just because the american government want to follow a saving money and were not rich trend they decided to bad rap anyone who drove them. Yeah sales were down but the main reason why the sales were down was because of green.

  • @eightbit3055 'Green' is not an argument - Duramax was revised to meet stringent 2007 federal emissions regulations and was installed in tens of thousands GM pickup trucks etc..

  • @eightbit3055 Seems that you confusing H1 with GM Hummers since small amount of H1 owners and potential buyers don't even pay attention to 'bad rap' .  H1 never been easy seller even before the price was raised for 2006 model. Falling economy further decreased small number of potential H1 buyers. Dealers didn't want to keep so much money tighten up. Small production did not pay for advertisement. Nothing to do with 'green'.

  • THE FIRST ONE IS NOT A HUMMER, Its a PIECE OF SHIT ON WHEELS

  • agreed...

  • I like all the hummers. There made differently

  • I like them both for different reasons...I dont get why some of you compare these two vehicles...one is extremely off-road, the other is made with comfort in mind so after off-roading, you can wear your suit and go to work. Both cool in their own ways.

  • New gen Hummers are shit =D

    First gen hummers H1 are beast to OFFROADING =D

  • The new H2 n H3 are City car =D

    not for offroading

  • damn nice viedo I like Hummer

  • So this is why everybody in Miami has a Hummer.

  • Are those bi xenon headlights in the H2??? Factory???

  • I wish. I installed them. The factory headlights are weak.

  • CAN i please have $100,000?? I love H1s to death

  • Yeah, I have seen GM made h2 hummers in europe (GM made them in Russia) and they had projector/ hid headlamps. Some Audis and the new prius (I know) have LED headlamps as options...

  • damn it. Now I want a Hummer, and for my friend to have one to so that we can go thrashing around in snow

  • its a shame the H1 had to be hauled out with an H2

  • that looks like so much fun

  • The H2 shouldn't even be called a Hummer or be seen with H1's. It just not right. The H1 was concieved and built for the US military and is a fucking awesome machine. I've owned two of them.

    The H2 is a piece of junk created by GM for yuppies.

    Seriously, all you H2 owners should be ashamed of yourself for calling your trucks Hummers. It's like calling a kitcar that looks like a Lamborghini a Lamborghini.

  • H2 = HUMMER

    And LOL@ your big fat lies.

  • Lies? Do you think that the US military would EVER use an H2 in their arsenal?

    No fucking way. Not one country would ever choose the H2 for their military. The H2 is a pile of crap and the H3 takes the insult to the H1 to a whole new level.

  • Lok, you're from Canukistan, so we really don't care what you're yammering about anyway. Run along and go have some of that free health care. LOL!!

  • Yeah you do care, that's why you're arguing with me...idiot. H2s are useless vehicles designed for posers and you know it. You WISH you could afford a REAL Hummer, but you decided, just as GM intented for you to, to invest in the name and pretend you're cool. H2s are the most overstated, overrated, universally hated vehicle ever produced. Chest beating in honor of the H2 puts you in the same league as Jerry Springer guests.

    But, that's how the entire world sees the US anyway.

  • Douche, I looked at the H1's at the same time I was getting ready to buy my H2. Sure, I totally agree, there's a certain mystique about the H1's. But they are one of the most primitive vehicles on the road. I've had plenty of driving time in them when I've had them for loaners when my rig was in the shop. I've wheeled them over the same stuff I've wheeled my H2 and I didn't get the feeling that the H1 was any better. The H2 is actually easier to off-road.

  • IWhatever, buddy. I said my piece...and you bought yours. You are exactly the kind of person the H2 was concieved for...somebody that just wouldn't know the difference.

  • Oh, giving up because you got pwnt?

  • lol pwnt.... america really sucks any more too many idiots out there.

  • H2's sure they're nice and comfortable i've driven quite a few at my old job. but do they deserve the hummer name NO! the original hummer is the only true hummer all others are just posers

  • lol

  • lol

  • the hummer h1 is way worth the money and if you get stuck in an h1 you dont know how to drive it ...you dont fuck with the h1 its a fuckin beast...im sellin my 97 dodge ram 2500 v10 and gettin a h1 way worth the money and fun as fuck to drive