ya....my mom is from the philippines......my dad from texas.......30 years in this country and i still cant understand what the hell my mom is saying....................
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Wow, my mommy use to live in the Phillipines with her friends who were Filipino....she acts the same way!!!! If I tell her to pick me up something at a restaurant, she orders the complete opposite of everything! Love this video!
i completely understand O.O my mom is just like that.....she always getw mah order wrong and says something about mangos.....for some reason LMAO so so sorry....
man that shit was funny as help man that was just too dam cute i like that then you were pose to be yo mama the make up was to funny you should have let chic do that shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
4:37-4:55 OMG, Zo she is funny mayne did you see her moving like a little puppet thats 2 funny mayne omg i almost peed on myself- ({TMi}) i know-LOL love this vid
ya....my mom is from the philippines......my dad from texas.......30 years in this country and i still cant understand what the hell my mom is saying....................
etornel79 2 months ago
I love to watch the videos u make with ur family. U all r so close.
cjsofly82 5 months ago
yay! filipino!!! haha, " aray, putang ina mo!" haha, sounds like my mom:) hahaha!!!
fabuluz8 7 months ago
man i totally understand, my mom is the same way =]
CocoaPuff329 7 months ago
LMAO... Strawberry ......... MANGO.... This is a KIKI Everytime I watch it i die laughing.
onyx91977 8 months ago
hahahahahahahahaha
mrstlovely 8 months ago
am i ashy? LMAO!!!
ericmusiconline 8 months ago
YOU SAID MANGOS LMAO!
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iellohveeyhu 8 months ago
Omg i have the same bed quilt as u lmaoo...anyways loved that video :)
NMVK3 8 months ago
Whers the 3rd boy
kiekie54321 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAH
OW! MOTHER FUCKER!
iwoveroxy 9 months ago
i love your family dynamic....thats where you get your humour from - i see i see!
VeroMami 9 months ago
LOL i go through this same stuff with my filipino aunt LOL soo funny she used to answer my question with a question i <3 her though
sheishell88 9 months ago
He has nice feet
LOL
aGwEENapple 10 months ago
I Just can't stop watching this! @Taly.
TalyQuiroga 10 months ago
Alonzo: Mama, what's up with the mangos?
Mama: They are fine, thanks for asking!
:D
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justowatchvideos 11 months ago
Your sister is a trip... LMAO.
LadyBeex3 11 months ago
mango.
LadyBeex3 11 months ago
u r crazy!!!!
IMAG115 11 months ago
I don't care how many times I watch this, it just NEVER gets old. lol
QueenLioness84 11 months ago
Hahah... i love ur mother
MsAlyJ 1 year ago
"okay okay okay,,, U want a medium strawberry... umm mango?" Too funny. I LOVE YOU MAN
1churchgurl 1 year ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO. "okay, okay you want a medium cherry..... Mango?" Lmbo too funny
1churchgurl 1 year ago
very funny
butterfly6581 1 year ago
whuahahaha! pilipino song! Lol! when your mum says something in pilipino.
pde12660 1 year ago
too funny!!!
supremelysexy 1 year ago
Lol..Jamaican mothers do the same thing :)
tizzubestar 1 year ago
@tizzubestar yup, i know i do.
supremelysexy 1 year ago
lmao i was crashing when she was lotioning
alwaysassyAgurl 1 year ago
Dude. You need to be on TV.
derrickduffie 1 year ago
LMFAO!! My mother does the same thing smh
Amerikasnxt 1 year ago
"What's up with the mangos", thanks, I fell of my yoga ball because of that!
KornEvanFan24 1 year ago
that girl has a nice buttocks
darknessevolution 1 year ago
at 1:06 i said What the Fuck?! lol that hilarious awesome video
Nights303 1 year ago
omg i love this. I'm about to watch it for the fourth time.
cortezB17 1 year ago
awwwh. Your mommy <3 u so much. Many other mothers wouldn't be helping out with their kids making a youtube imitation of them :p
alrowe06 1 year ago
lmao this off the hook and about the hundredth time I've watched this! can't get enough - love ya papi keep up the good work! :O)
soymiguelalejandro23 1 year ago
Lmao " okay so two mangos..."
danishagirl 1 year ago
haha that was really awsome.
you are so funny..
i was lmao..
and u mad fly and so cute!♥
MzJazzy123100 1 year ago
lol...U SAID MANGOS! dude u make me laugh so hard
banannabutter 1 year ago
it's hot !! hot !!
iL0V3DR3ADH3ADz8 1 year ago
so so sorry so so sorry..a medium cherry mix in with strawberry slushy..you should just add mangos they good man
MsBountyful 1 year ago
lol haha i work at sonic nd thats my job makin the dame drinks
isairy716 1 year ago
This vid's one of my favorite! love mum's part :)
SuperMariko78 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you think alonzo rocks!
jmsvful 1 year ago 26
u did posted this on my birthday :)
Mibesties3 1 year ago
@alonzolerone- Heyy Alonzo (:
aamberlove44 1 year ago
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genger100 1 year ago
oh my
GayBlkWorld 1 year ago
lmao...i'm gonna think about this video everytime i order a Sonic slushy now
nuegroove 1 year ago 11
@nuegroove lol. its the best!!!
alonzolerone 1 year ago
omg that was funny!!!! xD
3LuvMe 1 year ago
yall are so funny!!!!!!!!
HRZONE2 1 year ago
Hahaha That was awesome.
You are to funny...
i was crying from laughing.. HAhAhAHA
Are you to awesome
LMFAO
aamberlove44 1 year ago 2
@aamberlove44 hey aamber
alonzolerone 1 year ago
omg! ur mom just cursed herself!!! LMFAO i understood that coz i'm filipino
silverdust7 1 year ago
ha ha ha ur funny man xxxlove it xxx
natalkar1 1 year ago
That was Fabulous! ,..you are very entertaining,..I hope u get your own tv show some day!
ktowns01 1 year ago 15
lol thaz me rite there,my mom is thai tho lol
Rhay003 1 year ago
Woah!
This Is Too Funny.
JonathanLee0594 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!!
luvlitee 1 year ago
This video reminds me of the video when your mom got mad because you had her good wig LMAO! Love your mom!
2Tall2BAShorty 1 year ago
Wow, my mommy use to live in the Phillipines with her friends who were Filipino....she acts the same way!!!! If I tell her to pick me up something at a restaurant, she orders the complete opposite of everything! Love this video!
2Tall2BAShorty 1 year ago
funny
kandycashmoney 1 year ago
Your family looks really nice :)
yourethefuckingbest 1 year ago
this made my day! lmfao
nikkiko222 1 year ago
LOL! i know wht u mean!
goddessforever101 1 year ago
I love this post, okay I love all your post. As always this is so funny.
GadgetTrish 1 year ago
LMAO...OMG! You are most certainly 2 much 4 Tele AZ! lmao Come join my group you would be a highlight for real! lol
msperry35 1 year ago
dis shit is 2 funny did ya mom see it??!!!
prettyboidave07 1 year ago
Has your momma seen this?
lauradfromnc 1 year ago
awesome funny !!!!!!!!!!!!
andrety68 1 year ago
hahahaha! this is funny!
& Yes only a child witt a filipino momma would understand!
I didn't know you were filipino hahah.
Thas awesome!
sarina1984xx 1 year ago
nice filipino flag hahah aray putang ina mo !! LOL
jordanizrite 1 year ago
LOL @ "aray putang ina mo" at the end.
sw33t23piinay 1 year ago
3:38 really cracked the sh*t outta me! haha! "aray! p*tngina mo!" lol!!!
misj9 2 years ago
This was too cute and funny!! Love how Mom just couldn't get that drink order right...HILARIOUS!!
MsKali81 2 years ago
funny... ur playing regine velasquez song in ur car and sai " kumusta ka?" hehehe
carloboytoy 2 years ago
that's in ALL families!!!
aburriga08 2 years ago
you shouldve Text it to your momma....
this vdeo is funny man.. gREAt family :-)
God Bless and Mabuhay ka Alonzo..peace bro.
kuchiki1 2 years ago
wow love this video!! i can't believe that u actually dressed like that and have the balls to go out in public.
grenadiancandy 2 years ago
lmfao lmfao lmfao omg u is funni n cute
sexydijah15 2 years ago
SO funny from beginning to end!
princess1677901 2 years ago
I just LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE it.
kaylene18 2 years ago
sooo my mom lol
missxuptown829 2 years ago
Half Black and philippino too!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheAnswer98 2 years ago
lol 0:51 "Your car your problem" Thats messed up...... when he's singing in the car he reminds me of my mom soo much!!!
TheAnswer98 2 years ago
lol i love all ur videos! im a big fan
so far from wat i saw my fav was "ur car ur problem" LMGDMFAO!
1BJK5 2 years ago
LOL you dont have to have a Filipino mom to understand.
funnyfeet09 2 years ago
Half Black FILIPINO Here too. :) Gratz on the 25,000+ Subs. :)
My momma is just like that.
Sup3rMan488 2 years ago
i completely understand O.O my mom is just like that.....she always getw mah order wrong and says something about mangos.....for some reason LMAO so so sorry....
HPtookovermylife 2 years ago
LMAO my bf is half black/half filipino. !!!
RiEEcreates 2 years ago
3:09 lol
klmeto 2 years ago
haha ur mom killed me in the blooper!! lol ARAY!! hahahaha...
pNoiBoiGT 2 years ago
"ARAY!!" HAHA love it
wouldn't have known you were half!! yay pilipinos :)
ahh the food order def happens with my mom and I haha
steptomyhomegirl 2 years ago
extend your arms inspector gadget lol
claneyy 2 years ago
You are just a damn fool ... LMAO
kemistry4prez 2 years ago
LOL, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
BlessesdKbird 2 years ago
THIS IS THE BEST VID ON YOUTUBE LOVE IY KEEP DOIN YOU ALONZO..... C-Reece
unknown22801 2 years ago
ur a gd director...really nice vid.
renix11 2 years ago
is that your sister or your girlfriend
ExperienceChief 2 years ago
LMAO ALONZO U SO CRAZY yo boi C-Reece
unknown22801 2 years ago
omg i have a weakness for filipino and black guys (the mix i mean) u r too cute and 2 funny!!
JustDatLil1 2 years ago
hahahahahah this video is hilarious... u got the same laptop as me, although mines is dark blue :P
DHC8 2 years ago
"u said mangoes!!" hahahha lmfao!!
loverxox321 2 years ago 2
lol i love watching this is so hilarious ive seen it like 5 times.
freeeekshow0 2 years ago
OMFG! i am dying..... lmao
joclatboy 2 years ago 2
OMG @3:38 "Aray, Pu**ng ina mo!" LMAOOOO!!! She cursed.xD
kathgrca 2 years ago 2
mama has a mustache
danishagirl 2 years ago
I love it when she said Kamusta Ka and pulls over, but then a second later she is cruising down the highway! HILARIOUS!
QTLGuey7 2 years ago
awsome man !!!!! :D
madredeuslover 2 years ago
I mean i work at sonic
Jssavage2009 2 years ago
Hey I work there
Jssavage2009 2 years ago
Haha!! Filipino women and their mangos..
"AH!! So hot so hot..maiinit!"
eastridinfili 2 years ago
OMG! your mom at 3:38! And you singing "kung maibabalik ko lang" is hilarious!
beaufornillos 2 years ago
LOL he's funny
03XanoniemX10 2 years ago
*DEAD* why do ALL pinay mamas ask if you want something to eat if they out n about and
THEN they cant never get the phucKin order right? smh lmfaoooooooooooo yo momz sound like mines good shit ! Talaga
1Ni99aNi99aULuv2Hate 2 years ago
lol the britney intro is great
freeeekshow0 2 years ago
haha yall have to much time on your hands! lol that was funny tho..noo lie!
BluChiq5 2 years ago
lolz at 3:08, i like him so much!
Jade2hot2sho 2 years ago 2
LOL @ 3:38 my mom say's the same thing to me lol!!!!
mixedmami48 2 years ago
what does that mean?
aubsgirl7 2 years ago
love the bloopers lol the whole ass thang love it u guys a funny and the mangoes lol
happyceed9 2 years ago
U SAID MANGOS!!!! lmao!
kondofu 2 years ago
lolz
tlover15 2 years ago
haha :) I love this
filipino pride<3
LovelyFrantz 2 years ago
That car is nice
beauttty07 2 years ago 2
looooooooooooool that was really funnyyyy
LaPuSiK15 2 years ago
This shit is mad funny!!! XD nice ass car lol
MaddySoFresh101 2 years ago
Oi, tru dat man....my ma is filo n ol & i luv her2 bits bt she can b totally wack az @ timez! She cracks me up! lol!!
thebettyboop90 2 years ago
thats so freakin funny xD
Ategato 2 years ago
"Mama whats up with the mango's!?"
"YOU SAID MANGOS!" lmao ur soo funni
-x- specialkayah -x-
specialkayah 2 years ago 2
lmao
naebaeby 2 years ago
hahahhahahah, I cant stop laughing! YOU'RE SO TALENTED!
I've watched this videp like 20 times now and I absolutely love it...still :)♥
nothingtoware 2 years ago 2
you are a natural born fool! lol!!!!!
Poetess116 2 years ago 2
Mangos!!! Thats Fillipino for ya im the same as him i think im half black and half Fillipino
Shorticheezecake20 2 years ago
Correction...perhaps bisexual. In another video he mentioned meeting a chick...
the one named "just the two of us".
Redrum267 2 years ago
I think hes actually gay. There is a slight queeny side to him...i kinda picked it up on my "gaydar" when i seen his videos.
Redrum267 2 years ago
this shit is funny i was on the bed my cousin found me on the floor laughing my butt off are you gay
miamytwolove 2 years ago
so so sorry so so sorry!!! omg dis was amazinly funni 2 da max! hahahah!
xoxBaBiLoLeRzxox 2 years ago
hahahaha i bloody love that!! cheerooooooo!!!
necromongur 2 years ago
haha.. urr filipion?
nadine06tal 2 years ago
woow so talented
ur good
Chris4Pris 2 years ago 2
loooooooooooooool
Chris4Pris 2 years ago
too funny!!!!
ayanna602 2 years ago
"Momma whats up with the mangos ? "
- YOU SAID MANGOS xD
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andre20001 2 years ago
my favorite
PeaceLoveHun 2 years ago
man that shit was funny as help man that was just too dam cute i like that then you were pose to be yo mama the make up was to funny you should have let chic do that shit hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
muise357 2 years ago
OMG...YOUR VIDEOS R HILARIOUS! i LOV3 3M...
fini3456 2 years ago 4
I LOVE YOUR MOM <3
TheYuniLove 2 years ago 2
aray, putang-ina mo. xD it made me LMFAO :D
woahZERO 2 years ago
im so glad i subscribed to u!!
ur hilarious!!
sasukex4eva 2 years ago
haha your suster's boobs are horrible, your mon is not sexy at all... It's so hillarous! i loved it
I gotta see another one
kenjilia 2 years ago
aahahahaha
seantesexy123 2 years ago
omg thiz is so funn!
mrznessab 2 years ago
i thought u were black [LOL]
CHEECKABABBII 2 years ago
wait what is his ethnicity's??
SDUBJAY 2 years ago
oh i see. yeah thats how you spell it, thanks for the clarity lol
lilnavycs 2 years ago
Aray! Putang-ina mo! XD
Omg my mum says that all the time. D:
B4N64L4N 2 years ago
I love this GUY!
this was funny!
CHEECKABABBII 2 years ago
hahah i loved that ... mom wat is with the mango... lmfao
Br00klyn89 2 years ago
thiis one is hella funyy ;
shayna871 2 years ago
como staka (cant spell) lol i didnt know you knew tagalog
lilnavycs 2 years ago
He's half-Filipino. Lol.
"Kumusta ka"
;D
B4N64L4N 2 years ago
4:37-4:55 OMG, Zo she is funny mayne did you see her moving like a little puppet thats 2 funny mayne omg i almost peed on myself- ({TMi}) i know-LOL love this vid
-GReg
mybro727 2 years ago
4:13 "Am I ashy?" Great! Your mother's the best! Funny funny funny!
abaneyone 2 years ago
I Think that was sister.
cocooil 2 years ago
LMAO...that was so funny
stlblkmn 2 years ago
lmao, in the the bloppers the doorbell rang & he was about to gget it dressed up like a woman! hahaha
blastroice 2 years ago
that was funny, lol
ferrariguy25 2 years ago
hahahhaha, looved it :)
nothingtoware 2 years ago
hahaha mom is the same way when i ask her for sonic!
smiletile839 2 years ago
Ahhhhhhhh!! The Bloopers rock!!
your mum's a gun!! I love her...
more mamma!!!
xSJUx 2 years ago
NICE
bxi7669 2 years ago
this is sooooo funny,like lmfao,and is that really your mother?
printicemadd4 2 years ago
Great - Is this a one man show - cause It's HILARIOUS!!!!
sims2freak0202 2 years ago
lmfao u r the funniest
rayb2nyce 2 years ago
whats so funny about this pic of shit anyway
sassff 2 years ago
HAHA!love your mom! "aray putang ina"..hihi..i didnt know you are a filipino :) well pinoy pride!
mackendrea22 2 years ago
Me Neither.....Well, I'm Mixed.... :o)
BeyonceSoloStar 2 years ago