I FOUND THE FACE OF JESUS CHRIST IN AN APPLE

[sunshine773304]

WAT AN IDIOT



[kelvin17jay]

we understand you dude, coz ure alone..

[psybera1987]

he promised us we wont believe it....and i dont believe he just fooled me :D

[poononga1]

@psybera1987 its real!

[XxsaddarkangelxX]

that's so mean it's like mocking jesus i don't think you believe in jesus or god or the virgen mary!!!!!

[poononga1]

@XxsaddarkangelxX correct! im too busy.

[RabidRen]

@XxsaddarkangelxX ............YOU SPELLED VIRGIN WRONG. OTL

[poononga1]

@RabidRen yeah and you would have thought that he would know how to spell that!

[gothem13]

maann!! wat u did was hillarious....it wos funny...but it might provoke some people....haha awsm!

[jessicasamaan777]

you are all pathetic and RETARDED......... this has nothing to do with who failed or passed english so just shut up the whole point is that the man cut an apple and saw an image of jesus, so if you want to make this about english.. then go back to school! it's not needed here

[poononga1]

@jessicasamaan777 haha i see this still get comments! ha

[RAPIST9991]

psycho...

[MultiScreamfan]

HA HA you faild

[c33man4]

where is it i cant see it

[KillerGuitar007]

oh fuck off mate. you're just dumb ass loner.

I got better things to do than to keep having to come on this page to reply to your stupid comments

[martin43to]

OMG how is this fucking possible omg its a sign :P.. :D

[poononga1]

@martin43to it is possible because you can see it with your own eye, i didnt show it in the video, but the fucking thing spoke to me, it said "i need a shit"! honest.

[MrTrilidge]

you are ready to believe

[911toothache]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA!!!!! :P

[MapleJVL]

wtf :D FUNNY

[Brainhead33]

ur an idiot!

[poononga1]

@Brainhead33 you bum chickens!

[jookbox101]

wow lol i htought this was just another jesus video but this is funny!

[eminemlad26]

i just dont see it

[poononga1]

@eminemlad26 its deffo there, You just gotta believe!

[ochahane]

LOL This is so funny- and I am a Christian by the way. The most 'Christians' that are into things like that are actually the Catholics. (Kind of like the Mary images being found in chocolate, etc. stuff.) It sort of upsets me that people make fun of Christians because of this, when it's not really the Christians but the Catholics. They don't have the same beliefs as Christians at all, really.. :I

But still, this was hilarious. :'D

[TheKohlslaw]

You should sell it on Ebay. You'll make a fortune. lol

[SmileyMan440]

That was.....Hori- AWESOME!!! I think this is very very funny XD

[romaoden]

why would you say that? this is soooooooooooooooooo fake

[fartsam08]

hehe i wasnt expecting that xD

[BeniPAK]

hahahah LMAO HAhaha

[probe5656]

hahaha :P

[thornesparkrangers]

Haha very funny :-)

[Qwaszxa3]

HAHAHAHAHA! That was so funny lolz

Qwaszxa3

xxx

[poononga1]

cheers, thanks for looking

[0321rhino]

do more drugs retard !

[poononga1]

ok then

[samueldu]

can i have some too?

[Scrb]

Personally, I found this hilarious. (:

[poononga1]

glad you liked it

[wanekeef]

@ poononga....Nice one mate...I think Jesus was an Arab Jew though, so by my reconing he would have looked more like Osama Bin Laden, I think what you have there is a hippy in an apple. :-p

[poononga1]

@wanekeef dont say that! its worth nothing at all if its a hippy! lol

[gabrielpenguin]

looks like a sticker. that would be cool if it was real

[samforever321]

you fuckin prick face

[poononga1]

you turd finger!

[Knochenbowser2008]

LOL!!!!

really!sell it on ebay!

[BAMitisME]

that was stupid.

[bingles2k8]

plz giv this a good comment is you hate this guy and people who do this kind of thing

[videofan360]

Let me guess, you cutted a friggin pic Jesus, and pasted it an apple......?

[sdhdgasd]

sell it on ebay!

[XAnimasticX]

LMAO!

thats funny.

[StunterGuys]

idiot

[aparaajita10]

that looked like a jesus picture stuck on the apple after it was cut...the press...ah...the press...how else they get "news" for the gazillion 24/7 channels?

[MrDestroyer3000]

i think you should eat that apple so you become saint!

[razorclan112]

this is serius what im telling you now i did open an apple too and my ame was in it

[QTeddy7]

ever heard of a magic marker?

[poononga1]

ooooh magic

[26dorene26]

the things people do to gain fame.

[poononga1]

lol its not fame i need, its money!

[26dorene26]

lol good luck!

[chunktuff]

well jesus wouldnt ever watch that crap just so you know:D

[poononga1]

thats because does not have a pc.

[chunktuff]

lol well he doesnt sin so thats another reason:P

[chunktuff]

i was gonna favorite this video but it seems like youre dissin jesus in your comments what with the sky channel thing and junk:/

[poononga1]

not dissin anyone really, just taking the piss out of the neg comments!

[strawbewii]

whoa, that's awesome. where'd you buy the apple from? i want a holy apple. :(

[poononga1]

you really have to be a bit lucky, but dont give up looking!

[Randonmaster123]

lolz nice man

[mlm74799]

i see satan you retard

[poononga1]

hes not there!

[mlm74799]

you think that he is there? he never existed in the history.. is all in your and others fucking mind.. face the facts.

Religion is only here for people need a way to deal whit the thought and the impact of the facts that earth have a big problem and we have sites here and must face it in a hard way. Religion make problem in som way's like war. and over there it is oil. they are mostly no more than war and killing. Religion is only a other way to deal with it.. as an imaginary friend. you know.

[KillerGuitar007]

It's ok to have your bileafs but don't ell people what and what not to bileave.

[mlm74799]

yes! sure sure my friend but it was just a replay of the comment. I know that people have felt distinguished performance of my comment. please do not take as a distinguished you may are misunderstanding of my comment's meaning. I just said my own comment of the movie and replay of the comment. so you may believe what you whant. the day . *I would like to have written more as you and others had liked to hear.

but they are mostly no more space to write my entire opinion that you'd like to hear*

[virginmaryspimp]

@KillerGuitar007 Did you write that sentence as a joke on stupid Christians. If not, well...that's sad. Your spelling is so off.

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 I believe that you failed English class

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify waw .. great argument. if you haven't got anything smart to say don't say anything or you just look like an idiot

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 I believe you were owned and you should accept it

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify lol, no mate. "I believe you failed English" is not ownage

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 in this case, i am afraid it is.

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify lol, are you retarded or what? or just plain stupid?

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 I am not the one who failed English

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify just to clarify. I didn't fail english

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 well then your school has low expectations

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify no, actually it's one of the top schools mate

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 In the whole universe? You may be exaggerating a little. Don't really think I am your mate either, as we don't really know each other, sorry to burst your bubble

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify no .. in the UK. and I know we're not mates. Why would I want to be mates? I just say mate coz i'm polite.

and by the way. there's a reason why I am in the Highest rated comments section. and your not

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 Well calling someone that you don't know "mate" is not polite, it is arrogant.

And once again, it's you're.....not your

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify well randomly telling someone that he failed English when

1: it isn't true

and 2: Has nothing to do with anything

isnt really polite either ... its quite stupid actually

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 Well I wasn't trying to be polite, you stated that calling me mate was polite and I explained why it isn't so.

[KillerGuitar007]

@youareweirdify well, it is. Its more polite that calling you an enemy

[youareweirdify]

@KillerGuitar007 you mean it is more polite than* calling me an enemy. So you would suggest that a lie is more polite than the truth?

[ecosse1982]

fake

[poononga1]

well spotted!

[KipSP]

lol

[viljamimi]

oh, lucky you. :D

[sisterwitch1692]

cute video!

[terransage]

Is it all right if I come to your house with a busload of sick people to get our ailments healed? The toast Jesus in Albuquerque and the whipped cream Jesus in Pittsburgh were duds. We just want to touch your apple, and then we're outta there.

[poononga1]

no problem, just make sure they dont touch my other jesus style shit, it all has powers and i dont wanna waste all my jesus powers on sick people! what time do you wanna come around? dont make it too late because jesus gets a right bag on if he misses the 12.00-12.10 free porn on sky!

[terransage]

Unfortunately, 12-12:10 is the only window of opportunity we have. We arrive in your country at 12, and our departure plane leaves at 12:10 (we've got a really bad travel agent). Could you maybe just leave a part of the apple--without the Jesus on it--outside your house? Maybe we could take that part with us and start our own cult overseas?

[joedemul]

:L lmfaoo x

[GooberKai]

This made me laugh. xD;

[Shehut]

hahahah, fake, fake...from morning till the night.......ups

[dimisthess]

wow you r very lucky. i saw the face of bin laden in an onion

[midozaher]

i hope the onion would have burnt his eyes..

[AjDeal555666]

faggot

[poononga1]

faggot watcher

[krazy1012]

rofl, that was actually funny

[poononga1]

thanks for having a sense of humour

[ireland10001]

faggot

[poononga1]

ponse

[zawud]

tards...there are funny things...ffs what are you nerds??that dont move from houses...omg haha.. religous...you dumb fuck...waste... what you earn showing this??you got no friends??...ITS A DUMB JOKE... WASTE OF SPACE FFS SCRsomething..dumb??laugh..hat­ers..who?? there are many things to laugh for but its not this one...retards narrow minded FUcks..when i look at hes ugly face and funny akcent...makes me angry,,,hahahha

[BlackThorn190]

EXACTLY!! thank you Scrutisna! someone in this text comment box has a sence of humor. my god. stupid haters. how about you laugh for once in your stupid lifes

[Scrutisna]

Aaah that made me laugh out loud... Whats up with the ignorant, arrogant religious people with no sense of humour? It is clearly a damn joke, I bet Jesus would have laughed at this.

[xmlgxrevengex]

LOL

[MartyZANCO]

its been painted on with some paint.........

[poononga1]

its a sticker you stupid idiot, try paint that on a fukin apple????

[KillerGuitar007]

lol

[zawud]

FUCKING FAT ENGLAND MOTHER FUCING ASSHOLE WTF WAS THAT???you can lie to your mother saying...no i didnt fuck you at night?? why haha FAT FUCK dont waste space on YT xD FFS TIME WASTING

[poononga1]

fik as shit!

[rockcandy1234567890]

ur a dork

[poononga1]

your a turd

[savannaha1207]

It's fake!

[poononga1]

no shit sherlock~! their all fake

[musicismylifegrazia]

you're such a dork!!

[poononga1]

your such a pleb

[mbm13213]

I would have video taped it but the camera's battery was dead.

However, I did sketch the entire incident on the edges of each page from the Bible.

If you use it as a flip book the whole sequence of events plays out like a film.

It'll make you believe in miracles.

[kevarm23]

thats not funny

[poononga1]

i know, its real

[mbm13213]

Once I saw the image of Jesus Christ in a piece of cheese toast.

I went to get a baggie so I could save it but my sister ate the toast when I left.

Later she got really sick and vomited a savior.

It was awesome.

[poononga1]

you should have videod it

[savannaha1207]

LOL!

[poononga1]

dont laugh at him ,,he is jesus!! he is in an apple

[seAnArchy07]

LMFAO!! ITS A MIRACLE!! :D

[mog74real]

What kind of FOOLISHNESS is this?!!! How do you know what Jesus looks like to say that its a picture of Him?! There is NO true picture of Jesus!

[CriticismArt]

get a live

[coolbrandow]

fake

[XxAndisaurusxX]

rofl!!!

[mmmbad]

Anyone can count the number of seeds in an apple, but only He can count the number of apples in a seed!

[uawinnerhahaha]

did he taste good?

[CalifornianSin]

ahahahhahahhah

[johnnybjr96]

that isn't funny...you souldn't say stuff like that about Jesus...he is not an apple!!!!or in an apple

[sirhouchen]

haha good 1 jesus wht a load of shite

[poononga1]

no way, hes in my apple

[georgemrr]

is he sick or something

[poononga1]

jesus isnt sick, hes in my apple

[dwt66]

Yes he is and he will regret that.That's not funny

[FREDEAN]

Why would he regret that?

[reezymacnamara]

Look like Osama Bin Laden not Jesus u idiot

[poononga1]

but its jesus, you gumba

[drphem]

LOL

[emad100sdl]

your sick mind is in your apple , Jesus is a respected prophet, he come to help people to know the God, not to make his face in an apple !!!!!!. Please do not play.

[ashley92wales]

jesus is an old rotting corpse.

[poononga1]

ug, hes in mi apple

[poononga1]

glad it made you chuckle

[paulapaula13]

I like it!

[poononga1]

good, i like you for liking it.

[coolcat111839]

this is very fake so this is kind of being a JERK!

[poononga1]

fake you say??

[tombeals69]

fucking great. maybe next time it can be in a banana

[poononga1]

I am franticly looking throught my bananas and yet i am still to find jesus., but i soon as i do, i will post the vids..

[ToMuusiicToGames]

LOL!!!

[Utubing74]

That was so funny. I can't stand it when people get so amazed over something that looks like Jesus or Mary and forget the real reason, that is that they need to be repent and be born again.

Satan can do lovley tricks too.

[poononga1]

but he can not juggle!

[SmileBloody]

Oh.. wow... .___."

It's "Funny" but Oh my god, we aren't that stupid!

D: kk? kk!! =DD Word from a friend >> and it looks like you just got it from the internet and printed it out. IDIOTS ( We added the "S" just incase some other IDIOT helped you! )

[poononga1]

hahaha and it looks like you just got it from the internet and printed it out. IDIOTS

im pmsl.

[ElseIFthen]

Are you for real man, because your wearing a red hood dude and quite frankly I didnt see any one out in front of your hourse,,,,telling lies are from the devil dude- like loose the red hood - its obvious. why would you put on a red hood and gown -creep

[poononga1]

its a hat you thick fuk

[juanteologo]

that man's a jerk.

[poononga1]

and a nobface

[Pengasius14]

wow... reeeeealllyyy amazing -_- (boring)

[poononga1]

yet amazing

[koneF0E]

gay homo

[poononga1]

no, but thanks for asking

[kittykatbabes45]

it looked like it was printed off and put on the apple

[rosco233]

That's the joke lol

[poononga1]

no but honest its true!!

[suki3275]

no s*** sherlock

[poononga1]

no its true, i tell thee

[suki3275]

LOL

[poononga1]

you are genius

[COMEDYTIME2]

shut up that is fake

[poononga1]

no, its real, jesus is in my apple

[backspace1904]

hahaha hes funny