Taint Monopoly

[JustinistheWalrus]

"Oh...Well that's fine, that's fine." has become a part of my friends' and my everyday responses over the past year or so.

[MegaBroTime]

they just got to watch out for poison ivy at that party.

[stephenlefty]

taint monopoly is the same as strip monopoly ithink

[xxxmarkorparkorxxx]

@stephenlefty thanks man

[xxxmarkorparkorxxx]

whats taint monopoly?

[MrSnuffian]

What is taint monopoly? IMUSTKNOW.

[Morgnah]

IVE GOT A SWORD MOTHERF$&KER!!!!!!!!

[TheEmobabe94]

really?

OH REALLY?

really...

really..

I'LL CUT YOUR NUTS OFF XD

[L0055ER]

he teleported. he must take herpex.

[TFabsz]

motherfucker. DAYUM.

[MiriandMichi]

Okay, WTF is the song playing at the end?

[KahoolJB]

@MiriandMichi Far, Far Away- Five Iron Frenzy

[Tepinism]

Andre is gonna be in need of some nuts. D:

[Wizards9517]

haha what in gods name is taint monopoly supposed to be

[Pittsisamazing]

Taint monopoly? Explain.

[SuperKb97]

Winky blinky ;)

[iNfectiside8]

my name is Andre

[trecoolbilliejoemike]

nick was taking herpex ;)

[GameKeeper28]

@trecoolbilliejoemike Beat me to it.

[sprocore]

Is that five iron frenzy playing at the end?

[captainice]

@sprocore Yes, yes it is

[bliink182]

What the hell is taint monopoly?

[pezzamaman]

45 couldn't find Taint Monopoly on Urban dictionary.

[daily105]

Nachos?

..Yes...

hehe!

[rosscutsforth]

how does this not have more views, seriously?



[tontocorazon]

Still fucking amazing

[Carnivaling]

They have the same lamp 8O

[trecoolbilliejoemike]

Nick was taking herpex ;)

[LMAOBLACKPEOPLE]

1:32 sexy grunt 

[noface181]

wtf is a taint?

[dickiesnuggles]

@noface181 Basicly the ball/vigina and ass regoin of the body.

[noface181]

@dickiesnuggles .... then how do u play? lol

[dickiesnuggles]

@noface181 Lol that's what i wanna know hahhaha!!!

[Storyboard912]

I got a sword motherfucker!

[OBLIVIONMASTER]

@Storyboard912 DAMN!

[thefarheensauce]

one. hundred... percent.

[aleprbla]

Girl 1: I wonder how do u play taint monopoly..

Girl 2:easy, you persue someone to do things and, stuff...

Girl 1: thats taunt monolopy...

Girl 2: the one you go around the board with gotcha guns?

Girl 1: no, thats paint monopoly

[Sterski1]

@aleprbla

Girl 2: The one where you occasionally fall to the floor unconscious?

Girl 1: Faint Monopoly

Girl 2: Dammit!

[aleprbla]

@Sterski1 haha

thats funny

[Triskitout]

@Sterski1 Girl 2: But then...is that the one where you donate all your belongings and dedicate your life to the church?

Girl 1: ...

Girl 2: ...saint monopoly?

[NicoleWardMusic]

Calafornia corn flakes.

[hardnut567]

he is so wrong to want to have cocaine...

MARAJUANA FTW

[kiddervish2]

>Five Iron Frenzy at the end of a video like this

Wat?

[mvaudrey]

Whoa! A Five Iron Frenzy song at the end! Now I'm DEFINITELY glad I subscribed.

[Laura7AndSavanna4]

nick wants a charlie sheen party

[I4mfr34ky]

I've got a sword, mother FUCKER. DAMN.

[dozmaster]

ARE YOU READY TO DIE TODAY

CUZ I AM

I AM

AND I HAVE A SWORD

MOTHERFUCKER

DAMN. 

[nitroalec]

@dozmaster that second I AM isnt there

[fayenesse]

what is the ending song?

[MsEyeBubbles]

@fayenesse Five Iron Frenzy - Far, Far Away 

[SuperMarky1994]

CUZ I HAVE A SWORD MOTHER FUCKER HAHA HAH A

[DeepAbsentia]

"Nooo.. i actually meant more along the lines of cocaine.." lol

Amazing

[Genomefreak177]

Is tat inigo montoyas sword?

[lokaib]

The punchline at the end completely sells this video XD <3

[angelmarine1292]

"Well you listen to me Andre! I'll cut your fuckin nuts off!"

[Jet213]

Hey Brian, Imma let you finish but are you gonna have cocaine?

[LonelyDuckie]

LOL "you ask yourself a question...ARE YOU READY TO DIE?"

[cooie451]

grrr!!!!!!! BRian Brian Brian BRIAN! THen he's all calm on the phone and oh yeah yeah oh yeah well i cut ur motherfin nuts off! lol

[Thefrickenator]

what's the song at the end called?

[squirrelfighterdvo]

@Thefrickenator it's called "Far, Far Away" by Five Iron Frenzy

[VanishMeantime]

I'm pretty sure that sword is a replica of Inigo Montoya's in The Princess Bride.

[kindrickm]

of COURSE that's Brian's ring tone.

[GummiXBearXMassacre]

And i've got a sword mutherfucker.

[healeyfam]

You'll have nachos though?

[DmanCanDoThat]

where did u come from? what?

[tcpotts99]

please come over I want you to come over but you ask yourself a question first are you ready to die today cause I am and ive got a sword mother fucker damn

[nrsrymj]

thats 7 out of 7 you know

[3D3InsaniTyDrONE]

I will cut ur fucking nuts off!

[bieberfangurl187]

"y'know, a little bowl of Californa corn flakes". lofl.

[ChiaMonger]

A sword mutha fucka!

[EastCoastPrinCeSS]

BRIAN IT'S LIKE FREE COCAINE! BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN!

[jwatwater]

no cocaine AND no hookers? Fuck that party...

[theman9119]

lol this is hilarious

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

Damn I have a crush on nick :P it's the voice

[xMxM9xSx]

if either of them was on cocaine and i saw they while they were high i bet i would piss myself laughing

[pandaballet]

Dear Nick and Brian:

What is Taint Monopoly?

PS. Brian, I have a crush on you.

[JadDntstop305]

@pandaballet monopoly played with taint instead of property

[brittniANNEjackson]

I love these guys.

[tontocorazon]

Winky Blinky



[Jamieboico111]

Coz i am, and iv got a sword! :)

[dreamndesire]

I love how Nick's room is alll messy compared to how Brian is 'cleaning up for the super bowl party' XD and I love 1:35 hilarious! If anyone needs instant laughs, I recommend they watch Brian and Nicks videos <33333

[katiekawaii]

Can we at least play taint monopoly?

[doubleteeee]

"and i've got sword. motherfucker! damn.."

[TheSubtleNinja]

The way he said damn was so awkward lol

[GoofyPinkFlamingo]

REALLY? REALLY!? REALLY!!?? OH REALLY???!!! Alright. lol! XD

[dreamndesire]

when Nick is on the phone, did anyone care to notice Brian's expression in the background XD roflmao

[towthelion]

Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian

[mylilgymsock1]

... taint monopoly....?

[Oz4theWorld]

um taint monopoly> how would you even.....?

[springloadedspork]

Did I imagine the Green Wing reference...? 100% 7/7 thing...?

[tigerlily0201]

Haha his ringtone. So random.

[MollinatorRed]

I love how he smells the blanket. It's so....random and weird.....it's like something Liz Lemon would do on 30 Rock hahah.

[kassasin]

I'll CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!! DAMN!!!

You'll have nachos though?

[Pandamica2]

dear nick i love your voice i wish you could narrate my life

[JohnDoe654]

lol winnkey blinkey

[squidworth10]

whats is the song at the end of all there videos?

[kassasin]

@squidworth10 It's "Far, Far Away" by Five Iron Frenzy.

[westlm1]

"you love nachos though?"

ha.

[FS4SS]

@westlm1 You'll *Have* nachos, I think

[sambomaster89]

Are you ready to die today?

Heh

[shethewriter]

and i've gotta sword!!!

[Miroku27]

Does anybody know the name and artist of the song played at the very end?

[dwitheri]

@Miroku27 The band is Five Iron Frenzy

[Ukyoprime]

Am I the only one who caught Nick sporadically channeling Henry Rollins there toward the end? It starts about "I've got this guy on the phone...."

[notinmyrightmind]

"no.........winkie blinkie......."

[NobleHam]

You don't say no to free cocaine.

[TheCrypticPie]

Sweet sword, everyone should have one.

[nihilistmuffin]

...I'm just wondering why he has a colonial rapier in his bedroom.

[Ukyoprime]

@nihilistmuffin Who doesn't?

[yourfisharemine]

@nihilistmuffin I'm wondering why i DON'T have a colonial rapier in my bedroom.

[nihilistmuffin]

@yourfisharemine Y'know, so am I...

[FS4SS]

@yourfisharemine I do

[HelloStrangerLOTRmsn]

Brian Brian BRIAN BRIAN!! *stamps* love that part :P

[prolefeedprocessor]

Is there anything Nick doesn't look hot doing? :P''''''

Also, this was hilarious as usual.

[dragoncrazed12]

rofl "you'll have nachos though?"

[casioexz1080]

'WINKY BLINKY' HAHAHA!

[LissaP129]

"no, winkie blinkie" lol

[Annalovesautumn]

Is anyone else kind of wondering how taint monopoly is played? =/

[commander1013]

With real money.

[tone1245]

@Annalovesautumn

im still wondering wtf taint monopoly is

[ICauseMouthCancer]

@Annalovesautumn

Yes, yes I am wondering too

[Scalvenger]

@Annalovesautumn O.O I am. sounds kinda fun *winky* lol

[TofuPenguin1]

@Annalovesautumn You use your taint as currency instead of paper money for monopoly.

[SephRackley]

the taint. is, erm...the part between your privates and your anus, I think. Yeah, I'm still confused. Urban dictionary time.

[bobthe5th]

@SephRackley Thats the gooch

[SephRackley]

@bobthe5th I looked it up, it's also the taint...they're synonyms

[Emil1499]

@Annalovesautumn o know!



[WhyAmIStillFilming]

"BRIAN BRIAN BRIAN... BRIAN!" Frustration at its finest.

[thespacebat]

all you guys need is a hug.

[im0tha0nicest]

Really? what is the point of being so unnecessarily rude? And over the internet.. none of them would say that to her face like that, and that's a fact. It's a good song but not a reason to be a total douche bag.

[scarab077]

I love the 12 year olds insulting someone for not knowing what a terrible, one hit-wonder shit song is.

[aireun]

@scarab077 holy shit dude, i just look in the comment box and saw that. the world is a sad place when little cunts like that speak this way and dont get the shit kicked out of them

[underling2012]

@lolbop14 that was kinda harsh

[lolmuffins123]

Jesus christ man, calm down!

[FlatMattress]

lol the description

[drancergirl1]

What is the song you hear in the beginning? The ringtone of the mobile.

[funniestbone]

@drancergirl1 bad day, daniel powter

[drancergirl1]

Thanks!

[randomathon]

@drancergirl1 im sorry but thats really sad you dont know that song its one of the most famous songs ever its called had a bad day

[iheartwalle]

most famous song ever? really?

not even kind of.

[randomathon]

@iheartwalle yah maybe its not in the weird ass world you live in. its not anymore but it was

[5SecondProductions]

whats the song at the end of the video?

[pavao13]

Far, Far Away by Five Iron Frenzy

[biporio]

"I got a sword, madafucka". That is evil.

[FeedTheFarties99]

LOL

[siddiqw]

wow that funny

[br0wnbr0th4]

lmao winkie.......winkie blinkie

...."then what are we gonna do with the hookers?"

[t3r4b173]

"are you ready to die today? cos I am and Ive got a sword motherfucker" hahahahaha XD

[DevinJames666]

he probably played to much taint monopoly because he is looking orange! xDDD you guys are so funny

[Akralaa]

what is Taint Monopoly and how do u play???

[pacreams]

ya what is it?

[theoddballminute]

I have a sword mutha fucker

[conroy135]

Nick was taking Herpex

[pebble37lifter]

@conroy135 yup right!

[theviolinist2]

winkie blinkie ;)

LOL

[FinalFormLXVII]

there is no cocaine at the party. thats fine. but if theres not cocaine, what are we gonna do with the hookers? there are no hookers. thats fine. its still gonna be awesome with the cocaine. there is no cocaine. WHAT!?

[Boarderforlife15]

winkie blinkie.

[ballin445]

ILL CUT YOUR FUCKIN NUTS OFF!!!!!!!

[hellman462]

can we at least play taint monopoly?

LOLOL

[SpunkyMonSTAR]

"Don't bring any cocaine or hookers to my party" I gotta say that to somebody.

[24walz]

"brian, brian, brian"

"WHAT?"

"BRIAN!"

[PrinceOfSpane]

winky blinky! ;)

[pluto2planet]

it's like free cocain!! XD ROTFL!

[AndriaKozica]

Hmm I know that apartment...

[TalkativeMan1]

i love that he has a sword lol!

[lalalalornie]

you guys are funny.

if your ever in London, UK

we will buy you beers all night!

keep the comedy coming!!

Bromley Girls!!

[rabbitsarecute64]

haha i would totaly date nick. he is so hot

[dstnyisurs]

motherFUCKER.... damn! ahahah

[BoldandGold]

1:51

"urrrggghh! brian, Brian, BRIAN, BRIAN!!!!"

[pandaluvr1994]

Andre! Are you serious?! Come on, I knwo a guy named Andre, and he's the oppisite of selling crap. :) Lol

[nomsicle]

what IS taint monopoly?????

[aireun]

where you play the game monopoly with nothing buy ur taint