The Doctor is gonna bust a cap in yo ass

[LumberjackBonanza]

I wish the Doctor still did this kind of shit. His half-assed pacifism gets really old.

[KingOfElectricNinjas]

Nothing from the new show? There's the part where he's carrying around the equivalent of a laser bazooka for half an episode. Then hands it to a random hostage.

[andyofcomixinc]

:I never would."

...oh yes you would.

[tigerstrike54]

In "Pyramids of Mars" he chokes a bitch out with his scarf. It is still to this day one of the most glorious Dr. Who moments

[TerryLightfoot]

The Doctor doesn't want to kill, but hey...if he has to he's got style.

[coladict]

I wonder what Lord helmet was doing at 0:15

[willydadog]

But... The Doctor doesn't kill...

[EyeOnTheTV]

@willydadog Oh but he has....

[riomhadoir]

@willydadog I think you just saw him kill a bunch of people. Even if we're only counting the new show need I remind you he killed every single Timelord and Dalek.

[ewetoo]

Don't give me no sonic screwdriver BS, I gots a real gun.

[HawkLeer]

@ewetoo And for a good portion of it, a sonic screwdriver as well.

[purplebananafish]

To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word "Doctor" means "Badass Motherfucker."

[ns1crr]

There's a bit at the end of Revelation of the Daleks where the Doctor blows a dalek's eyestalk off with a gun (so his assistant can plant explosives on the dalek to blow it up). The neck crack at the end of this video is a bit misleading as it doesn't actually break the henchman's neck (he's turns up fine later before being drowned by alien plants).

[Lilllllly]

'Course he's a pimp! That scarf! Those suits! The celery! And ALL the Ladies!

[bigjedimullet]

"I never would. Except when I was Tom Baker. Those were fun times."

[Time2Flee]

I had to look this up after somebody mentioned it at Chicago TARDIS

[MrTrolla101]

:50 fuck yo bitch ass towel



[TUNDRAStrt]

Apparently the house of Lungbarrow is in South Central Galifrey

[Beriorn]

0:15 And you will know my name is the DOCTOR when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[TheTenatDoctor]

> I never would

...

[nazisarereallycool]

0:50 FUCK YOU TOWEL

[Spectic]

0:40 - Epic badass pose

[BreathingMeat]

You missed a shot from the infamous "Vengeance on Varos" where the 6th Doctor fires a gun. Never mind that it's only at a control panel. The point is he used a gun.

[BlocklandSpartan]

back when the doctor wasn't a pussy

[starschwar]

Good stuff. I wish you'd included the First Doctor with his revolver from The Gunfighters... to say nothing of this gem of a line from The Time Meddler: "I have a Winchester '73 right in the middle of your spinal cord. "

[JCIce007]

Call him Doctor Death.

BTW, what's the song?

[CrestalMyth]

@JCIce007 Still by Geto Boys.

[pireninja]

We know the doctor kills. The time war changed his view on killing, but that doesn't stop him, for example, he was perfectly willing to murder the dalek in dalek, and he slaughtered huge numbers of cybus cybermen in a horrific way in the age of steel. He also committed genocide against the weeping angels. 

[KingLofiOne]

@pireninja Um, the Weeping Angels brought it on themselves because they drained the eneergy of the Byzantium too much so that artificial gravity would fail. The Doctor just didn't stop them.

[pireninja]

@KingLofiOne But he could have.

[KingLofiOne]

@pireninja But should he have done? They threatened to kill him and his friends.

[pireninja]

@KingLofiOne I'm not saying he killed them in cold blood

[KingLofiOne]

@pireninja He did not lay a hand on them. He just didn't feel obliged to save them.

[thatguywiththeegg]

Remember kids, the doctor is a pacifist......according to the fat welsh oaf.

[germanchap]

@thatguywiththeegg I f-ing hate Russel T. Davies XD

[Debunka]

Is the Doctor gonna have to bust a cap in a bitch?

[ProjectLonely]

Which ever way your fucked. If he dont kill you, he will out think you. The ultimate bad ass!

[meselfworld]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it is not the Doctor who pulls the trigger in the Deadly Assassin, is it?

[nrfllama]

@meselfworld It is actually the Doctor, shooting with the intent to kill an assassin he spots in the crowd. However the rifle's sight has been tampered with, causing him to shoot the president instead.

[shogun003]

@nrfllama The Doctor didn't accidentally shoot the president. The assassin, who was in the crowd, shot the president. The bolt from the Doctor's gun hit the wall.

[tvanderh42]

Badass Baker @ 0:39

Looking like a boss with that rifle.

[durilup]

Did he just shoot a giant pussy?

[jelliclestar]

The Doctor is actually badass and people seem very intent on downplaying this side of him.

[georgeowain]

Was that Boyce in the last shot?

[Wizepie]

The Doctors so pimp he has history with women before he has even met them.

[toniusia35]

@Blyledge This comment made me like him. Also Tom Baker looks like a BAMF at 0:39 .

[MiotaLee]

This is why I don't like the new episodes. Sure, he is not the man that enjoys killing but he has done it and he can handle weapons.. stupid season 5 ><

[JamieHowitt]

@MiotaLee What do you mean? He used a gun in season 5...

Or do you mean you don't like it *because* he used a gun in season 5?

[MiotaLee]

@JamieHowitt well, he did use a gun.. but he never shot at anyone with it. Same goes for all the new episodes rly. But i love the Doctor no matter what

[topofthepopsguy]

This is Great!Doctor Who Meets Office Space.Who can forget the infamous fax machine-printer death sequence!

[NoctisVeritas]

Did he just.. break someone´s neck? Well, that's surprising

[ELO1138]

@NoctisVeritas No, it just stunned him.

[JoelandtheBots]

I want a T-shirt of 0:40. Ho. Lee. Shit.

[septentrionale]

No mention of 7 blasting daleks with RPGs?

[thatenglishkid]

@septentrionale Nope because he didn't.

[TheMyrrdhin]

I like his expression at 1:32. He looks so surprised. "Oops."

[Mooam]

I've watched this way to many times :D *replays*

[krishen86]

What is this song?

[CaiWinMan]

Not gonna lie, this is pretty hot.

0:40 me gusta

[EyeOnTheTV]

This is so awesome

[Parody42]

I think everytime someone complains that "The Doctor got a gun!" Like with Ten and his revolver or Eleven and his pistol from the Angels...they should just watch this video over and over again.

[ffaristocrat]

To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word doctor means "Mighty Warrior". How far you've come.

[elbobert1]

So the old Doctor was a real bad ass compared to the new series. I will have to check it out on netflix!!

Celery is cool.

[infrafan]

0:40 is the highlight for me. It could have been just a still of that shot this whole video and I'd be just as happy.

[jsm666]

@infrafan I prefer the whole moving-picture spectacle, but if I had to be content with a still shot I'd agree with you. That, or something from the opening few seconds when he turns around with the gun in his hands.

[mush01]

Sontaran channeling Jimmy Savile at 1:20

[AnAddictedGamer]

That was art.

[BrotherJosephus]

To be fair, 0:29, that (plot spoiler) isn't the Doctor shooting him.

[ph0n1k]

anyone know the tune?

[dorune]

@ph0n1k Still - Geto Boys  You might remember it from Office Space.

[SYL3RR]

1:02 And that's how we invented action figures.

[GunbladerSantino]

Did... Did he break that dudes neck!?!?!

[reallycoolman2003]

@GunbladerSantino No he just knocked him unconcious, in fact later on they teamed up to fight an evil plant creature

[LokianEule]

@GunbladerSantino the guy gets back up...but yeah it's freaky.

[dethbymagix51]

I love your description.

[soundsLogical]

So much win.

[TrilbyMenetti]

And this is part of the reason why the Classic Series is just incredibly awesome.

[Eaacker]

Eat your heart out FPSRussia!

[chunkygorillas]

its funny how the new doctors dont ever use guns, and actually refuse too

[JamieHowitt]

@chunkygorillas

Nine almost did before Rose talked him out of it, Ten did twice, and Eleven has once. :P

[Xankara98]

The neck snapping was worse than the guns!

[urbanpitch]

LOL. Random snapping of the neck at the end "Come along sarah" So british =D

[Kittensbane01]

i am soooo diggin this song

[AceofGallifrey]

This may legitimately be THE best thing I have seen so far this month.

Geddit? It's funny 'cause the month is only an hour and forty minutes old...

...yeah, I know, I'm SO clever *sarcasm*

[ajep28]

This was awesome...I'd like to see a Capt Jack set to the same tune with some of his "deaths"

[56pchris]

Suddenly I understand what Mary Whitehouse was talking about all that time.

Oh, and PS: FUCKING PATRICK TROUGHTON FUCKING OWNS MOTHERFUCKERS

[craigfromnewcastle]

@56pchris he looked plum tuckered out after it haha

[Wildrider51]

AWESOME all Classic Who! Doctor Two rocks the double-barrel action.

[TheMcschmitty]

Love the last bit where Tom Baker straight up breaks a dude's neck.

[bastlake]

I'd be more interested in the newer versions of the show if they lowered the prop and animation budgets to the level of the original

[johnw06]

Double-barrel satellite dish gun, beeyotch!

[EneckoAmour]

wow . . . really need to watch the originals . . .

[farshnuke]

Tennnant fangirls watch and weep

[TashaTuckerFabray]

@farshnuke nah,I loved him as the Ten Doctor and Iove this video (:

[daisybtoes]

That's really funny.

[JamieHowitt]

Fourth Doctor: *snaps someone's neck* "Come along, Sarah!"

Sarah: "WTF?!"

Badass :P

[TheOnComingStorm121]

Interesting Trivia fact of the Day: The person who Tom Baker's Doctor 'Neck Breaks' at the end of this video (He just gets up a second later) would later go on to play Boycie in Only Fools and Horses.

[shaolindreams]

timetravel4life

[ANSYS754]

Dr. Who and Cuneyt Arkin RULES!

[VinceM51]

i want a doctor who can kick ass and kill for once . they new ones all copy each other

[fredrikselvig]

I thought it was the GTA: San Andreas tune!

[TheEdward4ever]

wow, i've only been able to see the series as far back as 9, but now i need to catch up on the old docs! they were BADASS!

[sneakChamber]

I like the bit where Patrick Troughton kills someone with a pair of irradiated tits!!!

[coladict]

Why don't I remember him using the Master's tissue compression eliminator?

And that's Peter Davison! My favorite Doctor from the old series!

[ffaristocrat]

@coladict Planet of Fire. The Doctor was forced to kill his companion Kamelion.

[beastgirlsara]

This is for all those TARtards who complain that 11 used a gun because "he never uses one". YES. YES HE HAS. Here's your proof.

[Toolsquatch]

BLASPHEMY!

[poptartlove2010]

Well done. :-D

[Scorpiofootlvr]

Who knew the Doctor was an O.G.

[empath69]

@Scorpiofootlvr Those of us who watched BEFORE Ecks, of course...

[TheOnComingStorm121]

@mg5146a Go masturbate over your David Tennant poster new series noob -_-

[mg5146a]

@TheOnComingStorm121 OK! =D

[missdexterity]

lol nice music selection

[chocobolvr]

Literally on the floor laughing xD

[aquagrl63]

1:33 Aaaahhhhh!

[Gallifrey103]

You know what they're saying...

[ilzg2000]

Shudders. I hate that scene from seeds of doom lol. Although scorby survives the dr's attack I just hate cracking necks lol

[TheColdMedicine]

This video makes me want to exterminate a printer.

[sambones718]

i forgot how violent 5 was...

[nazisarereallycool]

0:37 LIKE A BOSS

[polbo]

Nerds stop trying to ruin rap. You have already ruined almost everything else. Thanks.

[Demevon]

@polbo i dont think rap needs any help ruining itself. not that geto boys have anything to do with that.

[TheOnComingStorm121]

@polbo Rap, stop ruining music. Thanks

[CaedusRising]

and yet no 7th doctor aka mr genocide?

[HandlessOrganist]

A man who never would.

[1goldenroad]

@HandlessOrganist Except when he does.

[Blyledge]

That look on Colin Baker's face at 1:19 is fucking priceless.

[AltrownDefends]

Did Tom Baker just kill the Space Pope?

[bluefighter4612]

hahahaha oh man my sides

[MykaelJay]

i don't even

[randomusername6]

Lol, so much for "pacifist"

[nazisarereallycool]

what's the name of the song?

[2k8IDominicI2k8]

@nazisarereallycool Still by Ghetto Boys

[sneakChamber]

@nazisarereallycool Still by Geto Boys

[Sizersan]

:40 like a boss

[TheWhistleTeam]

Badass.

[doctorw2]

this was hillarious!

[Holly0903]

You've done what not many DW fans would do, put rap music to classic DW. Somehow, it just goes! :)