Martin Kill Him with Kindness Part 1

[ValeriesGal]

Don't mess with Momma's buscuits!



[Reapa123]

THICK THIGHSSSSSSS!!!

[gspeedceo]

Why ya'll in here looking like a couple of stanks - hillarious!

[technologick1183]

Steve Park from "In Living Color"! He was TOO funny on here!!!

"You know, you're a little up in age yourself! You might want to take my card!"

[jjohnson218]

old school box of capt crunch haha

[sydthakid08]

I SWEAR I CAN HEAR TOMMY LAUGH WHENEVER HE AINT ON SET LOL

[Nishacrazy101]

Gina yo head to big to be stupid : mama Payne is crazy

[beyoncesmainman]

SWALLOW THE NOTE!!!! LMMFAO!

[MAYWEATHER90210]

Dont Get Flip With Me Gina !

I'll Knock Dem Teeth Out Yo Mouth Have You Lookin Like a Hollywood Pumkin

 POP !!!!!

LMAO !

[skinpli]

i lov the panties she gave gina ROOFLROOLFR now thats a mother n law for ya hahah...Bikini unDaWear r for SKEEEEZERRS lmaoooo

[123princecess]

wzup wzup WZUP

[123princecess]

no no no wzup wzup WZUP

[SuchSweetParadise]

Thick Thighs!!!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!

[Ms5star2010]

"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT DIS ALL ABOUT GINA! YOU GOT TOO MUCH HEAD TO BE STUPID"!!! IM ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ms5star2010]

"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT GINA! YOU GOT TOO MUCH HEAD TO BE STUPID"!!! IM ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anaihilator]

.....Lawd...Im SCAIRT A DAT GURL!!!

[av8or757]

@anaihilator Hahahahaha, man that was funny right there,lol

[beautifulcandice601]

lol u got to much head to be stupid lmao

[Onagason]

LMAO Martin was the shit 4 real. My fav roles Dragonfly, Otis and mama Payne can have me laughing 4 days. i love how every1 has sumthin 2 get on 4rm Martin's shortness, Gina and her big head to Pam's breath, cole's dumbness to tommy no job havin ass.

[alfergusson8390]

U got 2 much head 2 be stupid. LMAO. Hilarious

[sanay718]

love Martin forever and ever ..best show ever created

[britrob24]

The reason he spoke with "Mama Payne's" voice was because he was concerned with what Gina said about the insurance policy and he was still thinking about what his mother tried to tell him. It was to show that to the audience. He didn't "slip up" because he was high. And he didn't say "that sound like Mama" to save face. It was part of the script.

[ParalegalHeather]

Gina is great.

pam funnie.

martin 1 of a kind realistic funny man ALWAYS love the REAL LOVE FAITHFUL mature yet FUN relation fAIThful love the 2 has in this GREATEST show 90s. i can lmfao at them forever,cry smile and mama payne ALWAYS crack on gina "big"head she is too much i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee martin.

[lnj0330]

LOL...."I'll have U looking like a high yellow pumpkin" LOL!! "Thick Thighs"

[divahonee]

isnt the insurance man the guy from the hangover that was in the trunk

[OuterSpace90]

"why yall up in here lookin like a couple of stanks?" lol

[OuterSpace90]

"turn ova the note. boy i say turn it over!" fav episode

[BOJACK3927]

turn ova da note i say turn ova da note

[luxurious297]

You look more like a ghetto smurf. LOL

[alstonpmaroon]

Martin never seemed to run out of creativity. This was back before reality television ruined the whole television landscape. Network TV nowadays is garbage!!!

[tyger51ne]

why do Tisha and Tichina almost have the same hairstyle? LOL

[KATEY95228]

its not tichina its gina and pam

[tyger51ne]

well i used their real names instead of their character names

[KATEY95228]

ooo ok i get it

[lnj0330]

@KATEY95228 LOL U didn't know their real names?

[blibertad]

"Alright, alright... Why y'all in here lookin' like a couple of stanks?"

Shit had me dyin yo.

[lexx4eva74]

You got too much head to be stupid! lololol

[elcurly117]

i would bend pam over

[sdavis197]

lmao...the car cover granny panties...lmao to tears

[diah4]

Ginas hair is pretty on this episode.

[PorknBeanJuice]

Absolutely! This is episode is the best I've seen Gina's hair ever look.

[pamperedgurl]

Mama Payne went hard on Gina! hysterical

Thick THighs!!!! lololololol

[OuterSpace90]

the note scene was too funny

[OuterSpace90]

the way the insurance guy was talking was hilarious..."If the death is a accident you get paid double" lol

[jenghi21]

gina's hair looks cute in this episode

[MDMAG07]

@5:22 "But how you gonna turn down my momma biscuits?....Dam momma slippin!" lol Hilarious

[BKkillaz]

i am sorry but martins mom is fugly :D

[ESinDetroiT]

Pam had a fat ass big ghetto booty

[RipEGandCB]

"You got too much head to be stupid!"

Ha Ha Ha! They always cracked on Gina's head!

[ROCWEILER87]

martin isn't as hype as he use't to be ........... but he still funny

[RipEGandCB]

Yeah, but I think part of that hype was from the issues he used to have. I think he's less hype now because he's finally shown maturity.

Like you said though, he's still funny

[ROCWEILER87]

hey i agree , i think he was at least 30 years old in this episode

[joeylarin]

have our buisness all in the streets

[STLfosho]

"Every move you make, every breath (inhale) you take...I'll be watching you!!!" 2:39...Aww Damn!

[STLfosho]

"Don't get flip with me, Gina! I'll knock them damn teeth out ya mouth, have you lookin' like a halloween pumpkin!!!" 2:09. LMFAO!!!!

[TiffKing]

the insurance man used to be on in living color, in the later seasons

[luxurious297]

Gina mocking Mama Payne: "Bikini underwear are for skeezers!!!" LOL

[owl1210]

and pams outfit looks awful on this episode!

[owl1210]

gina's a punk, she's scared of mama payne, shanene she's a punk.

[misspimpette9]

lmao martin called pam every animal there is!!

[bowiehs]

"you get too much head to be stupid"

THAT LINE WAS HYSTERICAL.

[joeylarin]

got*

[beeyouteephull]

"Where my mama biscuits?" - lol

[OuterSpace90]

readin the note part was hilarious lmao

[mimi1953]

Look at Mama Payne wig :)

[XanderKnight26]

THICK THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigtwan81]

I am not lying my old best friends moms in martin mom are a like.

[randymossnumber1fan]

i like martin's role as momma payne ova sheneneh

[luxurious297]

"I oughta knock your teeth out, and you be looking like a hollywood pumpkin!!" Mama Payne is a trip XD

[paolaof1984]

hahahah or what about "you got too much head to be stupid"....

[MellieMel062689]

"Turn Ovah Da Note...Boy I Said Turn Ovah The Note."

"Swallow Da Note!"

LMAO!!! I Could Recite Every Episode!

[IsDaMicOn78]

@MellieMel062689 ME TOO!

[MellieMel062689]

@IsDaMicOn78 LOL! I watched this show religiously when I was young 

[Notebook086]

@MellieMel062689 that part had my dying!!!! lololol!

[1977Kingsolomon]

@MellieMel062689 same here!!!

[MellieMel062689]

"Why Ya'll In Here Lookin' Like A Couple Of Stanks??!" LOL!!!

[karamalebro]

@MellieMel062689

Pam: Kill him with kindness. Make him forget his Moma's biscuits.

Gina: Girl, you so stank. I'm loving it.

Pam: I'm always stank.

[keyboy95]

"Bikini underwear are for skezers"

- Gina as Mama Payne.

LOL X10.

[MellieMel062689]

LMAOOOOO!! That's My Fave Part!! I Be Saying That All The Time...=)

[Troytw]

Hurry up and swallow the note before appplehead come out and catch me and know that i done told you BOY I'M SCARED OF THAT GIRL

[moneyonmymind09]

If you seen A thin line between love and hate martin was blown in that movie to

[whitesox1456]

why you skip the intro song

[theach84]

martin pss. psst. 5:42 ..get out of there as fast as you can applehead (lmao) is trying to..turn over the note. (funny as hell). turn over the note. swallow it b4 applehead comes. LMAO. so creative. Genius. I'm sorry but this is the only show better than fresh prince.

[briiix3baybee]

" You know your a little up in age yourself, you might wanna take my card"

" AHHH CHU"

lmfaoo i love mama payne

[iLL271]

"he not sittin, he just short" LOL

iLL .

[afrosoda]

Martin is high as hell, lol

[caelym]

momma payne go soo hard

[DDennta]

You Got To Much Head To Be Stupid

hahahaha

[TouchtheDarkness]

"Why yall up in here lookin like a couple of stanks..."

One of the top ten lines in sitcom television.

[TiaMinajWavy19]

The Way Momma Payne Said Thick Thighs Had Me Dyin Lmao

[moneyonmymind09]

Martin was high in this episode, when he was doing this show in the later yrs he said he smoked a lot of herb.

If you listen closely, he so high he got confused and started talking like Mama Payne when Gina asked for some water. Best black sitcom hands down

[Fr0zenInTime]

I Think That Was Part Of The Script. Because After That He Said "That Sound Like mama, That Sound Like Mama" But Idk....

[linav10]

JaJa, yeah but he only said that to save face since he got confused. He improvised.

[k2195]

that was part of the script

[KPrince2]

yea i heard that shit haha lol if u didn't me i wouldn't of caught it.

[skyzmista]

Is it just me or did this episode Martin looked HIGHHHHHH as hell..look at the scene when he was talking to tommy and cole. HIGHHHHHHHHHHH

[X18R]

Since its time to eat, why dont you hatch a few eggs! LMAO

[Renee2383]

"Girl your hair looka lika DA BOMB"..LMAO!!

[sdavis197]

LOL I gotta use momma's line. Don't play with me Gina...you got too much head to be stupid. It would work cause I have some big head friends.

[cj251b]

wheremymommabiscuits!!? haha

[SexySasha2000]

Why yall in here looking like a couple of stanks LMAO

[sdavis197]

The granny panties...LMBAO...someone help...I can't breathe.

[bowiehs]

the way how mama payne follows gina is so funny!

[bklynboss1993]

gina was so hot

[pamperedgurl]

What the letter really said:

Martin? psst psst I say Martin!

get out of dere as fast as you can. Apple head is tryin ta...turn over the note..boy I said turn over the note!!

*page 2*

apple head is trying to shut you up, for da insurance money!

ahh i aint losing it!..all I heard her and the isnurance man plannin it! this morning

now look, hurry up and swallow the note, swallow it before apple head come out and catch me and know that I don told...ah im scared of that girl!

[cande1201]

This is reaaly bad...i'm in the middle of typing up a take home final and watching Martin but it's funny as hell. Thank goodness I can multi task!

[musik4myheart]

lol martin funny as hell why they cut the show off damn

[bigci15]

LMFAOOO "1:57 dont play dumb u got 2 much head 2 be stupid"

[takoradi]

thick thighs LMFAO!!!!

[cmw2223]

"turn over the note....boy i say turn over the note!" LMAO

[iprtylikearockstar]

Martin:"Why yall n here lookin like a cuppl of stanks?"LMAO!!

[daddysfavourite]

I love the way Pam moves her hips when she says "Kill him with kindness". Too sexy.

[IceBlack777]

You got too much head to be stupid!

LOL!

[luxurious297]

Martin: I ain't trying to get caught out there lookin' like gumby!

Pam: You look more like a ghetto smurf. Hahahahaaaahaa!

[wavesnew]

Id bone Pam over Gina

[NYdreams112]

They're starting to show all the old shows.. they need to bring Martin back on TV. I love this show.. Much Love to Martin and the cast..

[Gerrvick]

You can catch it daily on TVOne......

[justkidding45]

4:18 gina:girl you so stank," pam: girl I'm always stank...LOL

[GangGreen555]

"Damn mamas slippin'. A note in the damn biscuit". lolol.

[phatbooty07]

Turn over the note boy I said turn over the note.

[CaramelHottie2]

2:22 Gina ready to snap boy lmao =D

[Lefteye313]

I'll knock the teeth out of yo mouth and have you lookin like a hollywood pumpkin

[dusroots]

i thought she said halloween pumpkin...

[TiPPYxBAyBeE]

lol 6:52 his mama voice

[bahamasgirl72]

LMAO LMAO THE BEST SHOW EVVVVVVVVERRR

[sdavis197]

The big panty drawers....lol

[sdavis197]

LMBAO...did mamma call gina thick thighs? Somebody help me up.

[jimms01]

lol yeah momma called her THICK THIGHS! lol

[09brotha]

where my mama-biscuits?! lol!

[mcneilall]

you know how deputy dog have highly sensitive ears! lol

hes silly!

[x0Nique]

"You got too much head to be stupid!"

"Boy, I said turn over the note!"

I love this show.

[takoradi]

LMFAOO

[Breezyanna22]

"Boy i said turn over the note" LMAO!

[mizlloydpolite]

Lmfaooooooooooooo mama paynes voice had me dyin yo

[magicblak223]

lol get yo ass outta her AHHH CHU

[titointhahouse]

every move u make, every breath u take, i'll be watchin u :))))

[pcarrie84]

lmao! "u got too much head to be stupid!!!"

[Tonetare]

ROFLMAO @ Mama Payne telling him to swallow the note when he could have easily thrown it away then running away like she committed a crime

[Tonetare]

ROFLMFAO @ 5:30 Mama Payne goes "MAAAAAAAT'N" all loud then "psss psss" as if she doesn't want to hear then she screams at the top of her lungs "I SAAAAAY MAAAAT'N!!!" PLEASE BRING BACK MAMA PAYNE. Omfg! I love that character! Mama Payne is then like "GET OTTA THERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. APPLE HEAD> Turn over na no' BOY, I SAID TURN OVER NA' NOTE!!!" LMFAO

[evelynjanfan300]

every breath swooooooo u take I'll be watchin you lol thich thighs lmao

[queenofnewyork15]

y YALL UP IN HERE LOOKIN LIKE A COUPLE OF STINKS LOL

[jamari890]

y does mama payne's voice sound higher in this episode?

[daginall]

LOOOL u got 2 much head 2 b stupid

BigBlackGuy3 thanx 4 these vids

[Celtics982]

"Damn mama slippin'. A note in the damn biscuit." hahahah

[oracle19]

How you gonna turn down my mama biscuits?

[TroyRamseyyy]

TiCHiNA & TiSHA LOOKS SO PR3TT! iN THE THiS EPiSODE

[HolleyWood11]

"Then you'd better leave 'em alone then." LOL

[proudfilipina23]

i love this show.the women here are pretty

[michmich1000]

I miss this show it's nice to see black people on t.v.

[2royalty2]

Amarra2012,

Shenneneh and Momma Payne hands down.

[Amarra2012]

Out of Mama Payne and Big Momma, who do y'all think was the better character that Martin played?

[yukakoyoshinori]

absolutly, mama payne.

But I think earlier mama payne was funnier.

It seems to me mama payne from 3 to 5 season just went overboard talking about applehead or some like that.

[Celtics982]

Otis was funnier than both them.

[allinmychest]

u got 2 much head 2 be stupid.

[gurlfriday]

ROFL

[mzfreeagent]

A note in the damn...biscut! Lmao

[earlmccormick88]

"Why yall in here lookin like a couple o stanks?" LMAO

[brothertarikh]

"Every move you make, every breath (SWIIIIIII) you take....i'll be watching you!!!"

ROFLMMFAO!!!

[EJoe2009]

a note in tha damn "riscit"

[asdaser]

why does pam call martin short whens hes taller

[nykol21]

Because he's really short for a man.

[tupucjr]

dam moma slippin xd

[goodrum1989]

"Get Cho lil narrow ass out here!"

[yukakoyoshinori]

He used to play Mr.Payne a little well than he does this time.

He right now speak alsetto, and earlier Mr. Payne ain't like tht.

But it looks like it is just Mr.Payne we want.

Someone would agree with me?

[allinmychest]

i dunno wat ur talkin u bout its funny as hell all he same

[spngbbndbynd]

hey..this doesn't relate to this episode but this has been bothering me for a while. Does anyone know the episode where Pam, Martin, and Gina are in Pam's apartment and Pam is cracking on Martin and she sings "We represent the lollipop guild!"

[lancewaddy28]

martin I wanna sing

[spngbbndbynd]

THANKS!