Bret Easton Ellis Presents "All That Glitters"

[circasurvive04]

BRETT EASTON ELLIS IS A FUCKEN GENIOUS!! american psycho, rules of attraction and the informers are three of my favorite movies...ever!

[MrRemorseless]

That brothers look fucking hilarious.

[Lovingarms100]

too bad it's not real:(

[Katimafied]

Don't judge me. For the first 3 minutes I thought this was going to be a real show

[DShaw42011]

Bret is the man

[mastershot8]

Butt Pussy High.

[GoReds10FuckOff]

@mastershot8 lol it's Wet Pussy High

[arehumansgood]

when i saw the funny or die logo i thought this was gonna gonna be a video making fun of b.e.e.

[SkwerlBergamot]

@arehumansgood

technically it is but not really, it's basicly satire of CW, and any BEE work

[DominationVideos]

This was a fake trailer in either a tv show or a movie that I watched but I can’t seem to remember…anyone know?

[AngelofMusic04]

You have to love that Kip Pardue's graduated from Victor Ward to Patrick Bateman.

[antman23p]

why do i watch this video at least once a week?? i really wish it were a show.....

[LeanderEve]

"What happended to you, brother dearest?" Best line :D

[MaicoMoon]

So what? None of these bitches could get reservations at Dorsia!

[vitis1]

Diedrich Bader on the voice-over.

[tag7100]

I would get drunk and watch this for the laughs, but the sad thing is I have friends who would get all into it, like it's a "realistic" drama or some shit.

[macarion]

@tag7100 shut up bitch

[SuperWillHatch]

@tag7100 Get new friends. Quick!

[ashleypancakesxx]

HAHA '

''nice tie''

''it's yours''

[macarion]

@ashleypancakesxx shut up bitch

[ashleypancakesxx]

@macarion um excuse you what's your problem? i just quoted from the video cos i thought it was FUNNY. is that a crime?

[thatzanderguy]

hey, its whats his name from Reaper

[BluesMK]

Cranberry juice party!

[cox0r]

that show'd be awesome

[texasboyndc]

haha, spoiled sluts

[GUNPLAYBEN]

thats teh girl from sex drive. fuck ya.

[treid100182]

when does this video get funny?

[treid100182]

Entourage is the worst...

...it makes adults think this behavior is cool.

[666crackhure666]

reminds of "Twelve"

[DashJohn]

Good Work!

[btheadtrip]

Cranberry Juice party

[sshawxs373]

Give it to me baby. Cut off my head with that chainsaw hard. >_>.

[mimesis6mime]

Maybe Bret Easton Ellis should stop making videos and read some James Joyce maybe then someday he would be able to write a decent novel. If it wasn't for Mary Harron's amazing film no one would even remember who he is. I want my $16.95 back for 'Glamorama'. bitch

[delltardboy]

@mimesis6mime rules of attraction was awesome too man i actually liked that movie better than american psycho i was thinkin about reading the book now

[FeniaBee]

@mimesis6mime You are such a stupid little thing.Ellis is the best novelist alive.He is perfection.-

[mimesis6mime]

@FeniaBee Hi, I have a Master's Degree & weigh 800 pounds (?), so your comment is moot

I trust by your comment you haven't tried to read Glamorama. If you have, and you actually thought it was literature, then good luck in life.

[Hodepine6]

i would'nt be amazed if this was real

[btheadtrip]

@Hodepine6

Agreed. honestly, its just a combo of all his books. 2010, that stuff is no longer taboo! Why wouldn't it be on t.v now!

[SuperWillHatch]

@btheadtrip

Nah. Some of the more violent parts of American Psycho or Glamorama would still have trouble getting through TV. Hell, even the torture porn crowd might be turned off. It gets REALLY bad at some points.

[laylatav]

allthatglitters21?

[33JLawrence]

Thats "sunshine" from remember the titans!

[AwesomeKingRex]

hahahaha American Psycho

[Staceyrae100]

Your home awfully early....

[iPhoneSk8er8000]

Haha very awesome i gave it a thumbs up!!!

[TopHatIndustries]

it needs making, maybe just the brothers could have a show

[davorich78]

getting worst by the minute....not funny

[Attackgoat2]

im also a serial killer lmfao

[xtheaudition]

his books are amazing! & i can't even read!

[jgordon707]

i died.

[BareChestedBandit]

HAHA "HBO has Treme." that was awesome

[ashleyrasshy78]

its in my hair... hahaha

[TheHengKong]

hmm.. that a little interesting

[Brem101]

the patent for electricity! awesome.

[portnizzle]

This wasn't that funny until "cranberry juice party"

[BluesmaNeedham]

"It's very Cain and Able.... who I'm told are existing characters ;-)" hahahaha

[TheLDG1981]

Fuckin' hilarious! You would almost think this IS real the way CW teen dramas are going these days.

[lookalooey]

haha is this real? i'd def watch this shit lol

[BAflix]

sunshine!!!

[verwilliar]

well thats one show i could actually see myself watching on the cw. or is this just a joke?

[TheWhiteNinjabeast]

nice tie................ it's yours

[DaReindeer]

NICE TIE!

ITS YOURS

:))

[Nevervar]

Club owner, DJ and a serial killer :D

[semika79]

I wish someone would really do this...

Easton Ellis is awesome

[gabbacadabra07]

I think this should be a real show...a parody for those of us who already make fun of shows like gossip girl and the o.c. :-)

[123456789soccerfan]

"nice tie" "its yours" lol

[MrWillyWasher69]

I was cracking up the whole time. Love the hyperbole.

[RossHildick3D]

owns the patent for electricity, LOL

[zeldafreak71]

such a CW show

[Olisalope]

Heiress to a roofie empire? 

[dhdepp]

is this awsome shit reall or not?

[not4useofidiots]

i would watch this show if it was only the brothers

[peeloboy]

was that freddiew at 0:08

[Tinydevil12]

hahaha "fox was developing Wet Pussy High"

[yackon4game]

i kind of got bored

[sammabry]

hahahaha what the crap!?

[sirussm]

AWW thank god this is a joke, had me for a sec.

[VongolaXvaria]

For a moment I thought this was real. lol. Forgot I was watching Funny or Die.

[whatsthebigfukindeal]

@VongolaXvaria same here

[Breakdownclown]

Win on movie the Funny or Die logo

[slSeanLynchsl]

@Breakdownclown what?

[Dosunty]

@slSeanLynchsl What he probably meant to say was, "Win on moving the Funny or Die logo." The logo used to block too much of the video. It's in a much better place now.

[Webkinzfanz302]

wait this is real?

[IPWINSTAIR]

...also a serial killer

[doctorbasic]

this is so confusing... is this funny or real where are the jokes? Is it actually on tv?

[theleroyplus77]

sleeping with the entire cast does that mean the guys too?

[kiddhitta]

the patent for electricity. that would be a mighty fine patent to have.

[emal510]

lmfao this would be a hilarious show. 

[fredrika27]

It's Bret Easton Ellis! His books are amazing and I can't even read! Sums up so many Poshes of this world!

[usmcgal84]

allthatglitters21?



[coralcay222]

66 people dont like cranberry juice parties.

[barbariss100]

that would be even more funny IF it wasn't SO TRUE

[PUTSAS]

LoL.....they where denied NOthing ........

[TheHumanComa]

too long... but i like that the dude from Reaper is in it.

[BurtGoaler]

go see my halo reach forge map on my channel

i have made

frigate

titanic everyday i will upload a new map that i have made

[bobbylee08]

wtffff is this real???

[666slink]

Own the patent on electricity? hahahahaha

[m1ck0n]

would be an amazing cast for a show... :')

[tsakirisbabis]

that is so Funny and distorted at the same time...

[purplesully]

There are a lot of shows like this. . . HBO's Tremme.  I died on that one

[marcusgilson]

LOL epic Cranberry Juice Party! LOL

[guitargod2323]

This is like Mad Men and Jersey Shore mixed in to one!

[flaptabulous]

OMG!! How can a good writer make this crap.. very, very disappointed in you Bret!!!

[JetsuSeal]

Why would you try to clean blood on a plastic wrapper on a sofa... That's why you have Plastic Wrapper on a sofa so you can pull it off and put a new one... if anything got on the wrapper.... >.>

[youcutmelegoff]

@JetsuSeal good tip about the sofa :) got anymore for say a hypothetical dead hooker on your floor? Not that I would have one of course i mean that's absurd! Hahahahahahahahaa HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ha...........

[323guiltyspark]

@JetsuSeal Yeah, but what if you want to save money and not fill all those landfills with your blood-soaked plastic wrapper? Even serial killers got to go green sometime.

[MrWillyWasher69]

@JetsuSeal Because they're fucking stupid rich kids...that's the point of the show haha. Satire

[TheRealSallads]

It's my fking chainsaw!!

[draneMerreiP]

Whats the song from 0:19 to 0:55? Anyone knows it? I would really appreciate the info!

[Cazaq]

First awesome FunnyorDie in a long time.

[cr7ei]

*exclusive* with a sexy voice

[HiivaViiva]

More BTF w/ Zach Gafiliniakis

[saadmanh]

brett easton ellis wrote AMERICAN PSYCHO.

[erninioX]

plz make a season plz?

[mshappygurl111]

feels like they're making fun of gossip girl... :D

[DominationVideos]

I fucking miss Bret Harrison. Every show he's in, he's freaking hilarious and lovable. Grounded For Life, The Loop, The Reaper! He needs to be in another comedy show like...NOW.

And honestly, I think Funny or Die did something right for once. I think two wealthy brothers both being serial killers but not knowing the other one is just like them is an interesting concept. It's like American Psycho vs. American Psycho.

[RawrTwice]

@DominationVideos Fucking LOVED Reaper ... I want that back on TV

[KimAvlastenok]

Haha I freakin' love this :D Would love to see it actually

[zachattack105]

cranberry juice party...classic

[eSuMatix]

OK. That wasn't so bad.

[infrafan]

I miss Reaper. Thanks for reminding me.

[necroturky]

"The patent for electricity". lol

[BlueKeyNotesTen]

ITS NOT YOUR FUCKING CHAINSAW!!!

[LikeLinux]

IT'S MY CHAINSAW!! xD

[TheMorbiousStone]

that is brad from grounded 4 life haha wtf

[cesaramafutbol]

Is that Brad from Grounded for Life??????

[mrfreekill]

i would totaly watch this show

[rcon1012]

this made me sick at how true it was. i fucking hate tv writers...

[uskafighter]

i miss reaper. It was a cool show. Back when CW wasn't just... well this.

[doULikeStaik]

@uskafighter reaper was mad

[Maurinovsky]

cranberry juice party???? rofl.....

[bemazing]

@Maurinovsky  roofy fortune

[Austyg]

hah hah hah ... "Her parents own the patent for electricity." ... funny

[adman4993]

cranberry juice party... hahaha this is one of my all time favorites!

[cth3on3]

awesome!! i would watch this show everyday 

[LWStupidus]

Is this real? I wanna see it

[theblackpawn]

video repost for the FAIL

[Bendo13]

can't wait for my next cranberry juice party

[etchellclass]

"Our grandfather brought espresso to America, so we come from a very wealthy family." ahahhaaaa!

[longlivetheirish]

My parents own the patent to electricity lmao

[HeavenFort]

@longlivetheirish

I guess we are brother then.

[marhurram]

cramberry juice party rockz tha haus

[vega92]

not a bad idea about the two serial killer brothers

[urnot4me69]

The show looks pretty damn funny. Green light that one.

[ratherjolly]

I was painting...and you? (fucking funtastic!!)

[peruface]

HEY PAUL!!!

[1undeadwarr]

die

[helllox21194]

hahahahha not bad funnyordie

[woohoobulot]

cranberry juice party....LOL

[MissMeggie2804]

hell...I'd proably end up watching that. haha

[ZhiiKiZz]

i would so watch this.... at a cranberry juice party

[Otakkun]

Totally sums up every Bret Easton Ellis book! What a great one!

He would write a great privileged white kids show. With serial killers.

[Martian74]

Fox is developing 'Wet Pussy High' and FX has 'Spoiled Sluts', when are those shows on TV?

[rcburgess89]

He was into the whole Yale thing

[mysciencenow]

they need some herb

[BatALash]

A friend of mine just started working for FOD. I hope they start using his ideas so it becomes funny again.

[nomainreason]

wow.. lots of known ppl and very very soft humor. almost not funny.. so die.:)

[JessicaAlbaFluffer]

"IT'S MY FUCKIN' CHAINSAW!!!"

[travz21]

Funny

[smosherx]

im just gonna keep this at 69 likes

[unrenderedmedia]

TREME?

[babahihibaba]

'nice tie.' "ITS YOURSE!"

[Efferts]

I know it's a mock but I wouldnt mind watching a miniseries of 2 serial killer brothers who never knew of each others' crimes.

[wph1138]

how pathetic! youtube has gone to nothing but fk commercials and retarded videos. I wasted 13 seconds of my life on this now.

[alfredonski]

@wph1138 hahah you do know this isnt actually a commercial,right?jajajjajajaja­jajjaa

[wph1138]

@alfredonski ja ja jajajaja jaja you do know I didnt ask you right?