Sal & Richard's Public Access Calls - Art & Craft **FULL**

[smujohnson]

I wouldn't say this is "FULL", since howard says he played about a tenth of it.

[smujohnson]

"Yes, thank you, thank you for asking. I was just wondering, ho-how are you?"

[clboy35]

o thank you...how are u?

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

nori from nori vision actually has this on her favorites list lol, its insane...she apparently wants rich and sal on her show

good stuff

[NoamTube]

these guys probably have like 10 different pre paid phones on standby for this. EPIC!

[ImTheDude909]

@NoamTube they actually use a program on the computer that disguises their number. pretty much they can turn their phone number into anything they want.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@ImTheDude909 what progrum is it? you yankee....

lol

[ImTheDude909]

@KCArmstrongXIIV Honestly I have no idea, But I do kno u can use Fire Fox to hide ur number

[Ratt2004]

What's the difference, you both give good handjobs....sucky sucky long time!

[Remogogy]

why doesnt she just talk to sal?.

They are giving her all kinds of opening to get some spontaneous dialog going and she keep shutting them down and her stupid tech guy keeps cutting them.

And for what? some boring ass caller that actually wants to talk about painting?

if she just let go and got a little crazy her show would get some listeners

effing stupid..

[HaloLvl43Legit]

HOW MUCH FOR HAPPY ENDING? WHOOO AP ATA!

[rnj7377]

i love the, sucky sucky long time!

[Nolanfan2001]

Dumbass chink

[norivision9]

@Nolanfan2001 I bet you are dummer than any asian chinks, Ha!

[Nolanfan2001]

@norivision9 What the hell does that even mean? You're just pissed because these guys made a fool out of you and everyone thinks it's funny.

[knoxklay11]

when watching public access, i wait for ethels "Hii how are you?"

[norivision9]

@knoxklay11 Yasssss, what'zzzzzz up to yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[itputsthelotion1]

Stupid chink

[norivision9]

@itputsthelotion1 I bet you are stupid than any other dumsters out there, ha!

[itputsthelotion1]

@norivision9 You need a translator

[norivision9]

Yap, Richard & Sal are way too much, made me laugh though...norivision

[SuperRichardNixon]

Hi herro how are you?

Contror room prease disconnect this craw.

What is the matter for you?

Ret's tark about some something bringbrah interrigence you know interrigence tark about it not about adsfasd very boring ooooh.

[norivision9]

@SuperRichardNixon, HeySupLicHarDic, tell Howard Stern that I am not Chinese and you or H-'Sperm' would sposor to send me English school.

[hattrickster33]

This never gets old!

[Demente88irvin]

so norivision9 HOW MUCH FOR HAPPY ENDING? ATATATATTATATATATTATATATTA

[HaloLvl43Legit]

HOW MUCH FOR HAPPY END? HOOOO WOOOP ATA!

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

wacky!!!

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@norivision9 hi how are yoouuuu

[norivision9]

Hey, do not make fun of me without see me, at least I have sexy voice and body, thanx!!!, norivision, NYC

[socksumi]

@norivision9 That's right guys, Nori's great and she's also a hoot. I love Nori.

[oxidindigo]

@norivision9 you sure do baby. i would enjoy making the hot hot sexy time to you very much. that said, you gotta admit the guys who called you are hilarious lol

[norivision9]

@oxidindigo THANK YOU, THANK YOu, THANK You, THANK you, THANk you,THAnk you, THank you, Thank you, thank you!

[norivision9]

@oxidindigo THANK YOU, THANK YOu, THANK You, THANK you, THANk you,THAnk you, THank you, Thank you, thank you!

[Wigglesworthsaid]

This lady has a youtube channel called norivision9, I just subscribed to her channel hahahah.

[rammstein11004]

beautiful keep it up boys so she never does another show again... drive her off the airwaves.

[mxc4romano]

You know MLK Day's coming up pretty soon; how about painting me a mountaintop?

[queekers]

"Hi how are you?"

Richard just saying that makes me lol

[japstoryeditor]

@queekers Richard made me shit myself at 3:29.  "I just love this".

[japstoryeditor]

Today's a prune moon.

[meth062]

Sometimes they make me wonder if these shows even exist...

[ledzeppelin64]

She doesn't get it!

[wasp9]

Richard's voice always makes me lol.

[BurntStandardDesigns]

Richard and Sal need to be executed...

[rrr8891]

You need to be executed...for being a faggot.

[snakekeeper03]

you need to get a sense of humor and pull that big pickle outta your ass son

[eric89074]

I disagree. The best prank calls are when Sal or Richard are repetitive and frustrate the host by saying the same thing.

[concussedcarneous]

richard stuff are pretty lame tho

[0Francine0]

"How much for bukkake? I paint your face ATUTATATATATATATA" Holy shit, I lol'd so hard!

[dakarus]

you need to stop painting and do my laundry and give me happy ending!

[ClutchFan1971]

"I used to dip my balls and my cock in the paint and paint my kids face with it"

[adnmoh1]

"sucki sucki long time" lol

[Zastrus]

"How often you watchen my show are regular are you the regular my uhhh... uhhh.."

"Yes, thank you! Thank you for asking!"

Haha!

[BigTMan1]

Prune moon.

[bmxlozer24]

Suki suki long time. XD

[rrr8891]

This is hilarious, though I do feel kinda bad for the hostess, mostly because I happen to know she is cute. Still, some of Sal's and Richard's best work

[PoisonInc]

"How much for bukkake, I paint your face ATATATATATATATATATATATA!"

[mikes4991]

"you know flag day's comin up..." hahaha

[niemij]

this is my favorite

[thefreezingmoon07]

i used to stick my balls and cock in the paint and paint my kids face...hilarious

[hellraiza81]

LMAO It is amazing how they manage to keep getting through the phonelines like that. XD

[JPoz1123]

i was juts wondering how r u?

[enriquem2872]

Sal does an awesome Asian voice....

[enriquem2872]

Hello how are you?

[BetaStationX]

pretty good

[jmr0991]

HOW MUCH FO HAPPY ENDING OOOOOO WA

[ACDMB]

Where can you find video of this public access show?

[mowub]

I believe it's called NoriVision, and I've seen some clips of it on youtube before

[dchasse12]

I'm watching this chick's show over the internet as we speak. They're actually mentioning Howard and "Ethel", and she even painted something (I think a pumpkin) for him. And yes, the Ed McMahon guy is still there.

[guitarman1628]

What website?

[mr3865]

"How often you watching my show...errr regular...are you the regular my...uh...aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

[dchasse12]

Yes! Thank you! Thank you for asking! I'm just wondering, how are you?

[JasonUnruhe]

I'm good how are you?

[dchasse12]

I'm doing just great thank you! I love your show a lot!

[JasonUnruhe]

Yes! Thank you! How are you today?

[dchasse12]

I'm doing great thank you! How have you been?

[JasonUnruhe]

I'm good, I'm good. How are you today?

[dchasse12]

Oh thank you! How are you?

[JasonUnruhe]

I'm good how are you?

[audan2006]

richard and sal...best prank callers ever...

[HaloLvl43Legit]

HOW MUCH FO' HAPPY ENDING?

HHOOOoo WA!

[Moogaar1]

I had a nice happy ending earlier...lol

[soihearulikezmudkips]

"What he say?"

"Uh, nothing!"

[MCStudiosTK]

I'm doing great thank you how've you been!

[dchasse12]

Yes, thank you, thanks for asking! I was just wondering, how are you!

[MCStudiosTK]

oh hi how are you

[yankeesxlife13]

easter is coming up before you know it, why dont you paint an easter egg

HILARIOUS!

[dchasse12]

Poor lady can't complete her sentences...

[nikahrichards]

HHAHAH

[BOOMEROU4]

you give my happy ending

[zjg5001]

Ya know Flag Day is comin up...

[enriquem2872]

how much for happy ending?

[mowub]

Thanks again!

[manana69]

Love those! Please keep'em comin':))))