"Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow."

[vhcommy]

is this a legal way of touching some ones ring hole

[IzzyIsou]

A guy named Chester who specializes in anal massage? Am I being punked?

[Malsanoman]

ROTFL

[Esnifter2andersontn]

Annie Akers:

Sick Bastard Bitch

I'm a sick bitch that cannot leave strangers alone. I tried to send some guys my sex enhancement website but was blocked. My address and domain was coyclipped and blocked now these people don't have to worry about my sick ass anymore.

[bluegama500]

LOL holy fucki shit!XDopen ur ass and ur mind will follow LOL ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funkeedreamer]

i don't know whether to laugh or to congratulate the man for figuring it out. I just don't think one should make a career out this that's all.

[cruzaroni]

Because people are so freaked out and uptight about their ass holes, diagnosis of prostate cancer (men) and colon cancer (men and women) is often too late.

Spastic colon, colitis, hemorrhoids and other painful disorders are often linked to tension.

The moral of all this? Don't be a tight ass!

[elit34]

Looks like the type of guy that would play with peoples anus's

[IzzyIsou]

LOL! Agree! He's got that "I just played with someone's ass" twinkle in his eye.

[elit34]

LOL HHAHAA yeah see somone else gets it.

He just looks like he's about to tickle someones ass.

[soleilsinclair]

I'm a woman and Chester was one of my most important teachers and learning to open my ass and to breath from down there has been a real blessing. And when he says release he isn't talking about shitting but it does prevent constipation to be able to open at will. I'm sure it helps prevent colon cancer since colon cancer is linked with constipation.

[SkitISTkreig]

When he said released, did he mean shit comes out

[bluegama500]

LOL good one man i lauhed HEEPSXD

[gemeliel]

Having studied under Chester, he knows what he is talking about and the potential depth of healing. Right on Chester.

[DresdenDog]

What's the matter Mrgalaxy? Does it remind you of the time your Daddy touched you there?

Get over yourself idiot

[Mrgalaxy]

You make a joke about it, yet you're the one defending the ridiculousness of this gay man's gayness which is gay.

[DresdenDog]

Get over yourself - seriously.

[Mrgalaxy]

Yeah, because I'M serious. Especially when I repeatedly use the word gay for comedic effect, yeah, I'm serious.

[cruzaroni]

"Mrgalaxy" is pretty flamboyant. Are you gay? Or do you just slip in a soapy finger for pure fun?

[Mrgalaxy]

Well, they're your ideas, so I don't think i'm the one looking like a fag here.

[fnog9]

lol

[pr0nkingnet]

homophobe. People like you should be banished

[Mrgalaxy]

I didn't expect this guy to be that flamboyantly homosexual

[Flanclanman]

@Mrgalaxy.

He isn't flambouyantly homosexual. In fact, he didn't mention men at all...

Go play in traffic.

[obliviousdreamer]

you me friend, are a fucking homophobe. please shut the fuck up!

[James92802]

looks like that Brady Bunch kid

[kamasutrajoy]

nice. "Open your heart" is an old fashion phrase. The new way to say it is: "Open your Ass"

[dakshinamurti]

mega LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLl!

[fnog9]

i concur

[Knowntje]

Can someone make this guy president of the universe?

[paulgnr]

"Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow."

That is the same exact advice that Bush followed.

[salserinsabroson]

very funny face.

[gosciu555]

this new age shit is a bunch of nonsense. and there are other things involved, politics for example.

[frededison]

I would like to see that "open your..." sales slogan on a giant billboard while cruising down the street.

[Jeff4824]

it seems ole chester really capitalized on his anus fetish...I <3 America

[TrenchantWit]

Are we to believe that the anal sphincter's natural muscle tone is to be overcome through anal massage? The whole purpose of sphincters in the body is to be shut tight until such time when voiding is initiated. The claim that constriction in the anal/peri-anal area somehow deprives people of energy that could otherwise be "used for pleasure or well being" is downright ridiculous! Describing anal massage as "focusing less on the medical aspect" is an understatement.

[TheHealthyProstate]

Chester Mainard, patron saint of anal radiance!

[parangaricutirimicor]

lol open ur ass

[toadiesplace]

Important stuff for people to hear!