Oh hello! Have you heard about - fast abs magic (just google it)? Ive heard some unbelivable things about it and my sister got ripped 6 pack abs and lost a lot of weight with it.
well i dont need the news anymore this is news to me only its not IA news but still....i like this news better than "breaking news snow storm" i like "yous a crazy bitch you dont go round killin people!"
elawshea, i laugh at every one of your videos except for the ones that are serious, then i agree with you but otherwise, man you should be on comedy central, you'd make hella millions, i hope you don't mind that i subscribed to you, i love your videos man, take care
awwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiit.lol i had a feeling you were gonna do a video about this. LMFAO i'm super late cause my computer is busted and i havent been able to see my precious elawshea videos :(
lord jesus i was so mad when i saw this especially cause i was in the #pleasedontbeblack mode... and they were black DAMN! lol
blacks are the only race that malfunction in society I dont know why but its true! The black race has reached its peak in prison at OVER 1 MILLION thats like a entire small city and when you say these statistics to them , they pull the YOUR A RACIST CARD ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Lol, stop teaching kids how to steal....lol. You are so funny...esp, the OJ--I love Simply Orange. lmao. Yea, media and those women are wrong. Because I'm fat, now mothafuks are going to be watching me in the stores....shbish.
they should of stole exercise bikes as they are more likely to be let if caught on the grounds of stealing for personal use as worried and embarrassed about their weight
Man over time i have subscribed to a few different people that report news stories but you are the only subscription in that category that i have not cancelled ! I really enjoy it when i see you're new videos pop up ! And i'm not suggesting this but look on some raunch sites and find naked fat people , it is very possible for them to hide things in there rolls if there big enough !
@lrc094 I actually had two friends that would spend all day going around to different grocery stores to steal steaks to sell to a local resturant. They were crazy. lol
@TuskanyTV Yeah but i live in California and its warm here so when someone came in with a big coat it was a big red flag. The young girls where real easy to bust they would come in and walk real close to each other and when handcuffed them they turned on the tears and gave up the goods. i busted all kinds of crazy people i even caught a off duty cop stealing tapes but that job did not pay worth shit i started stealing shit myself LOL
Damm! Haaa! Those two lard Ass stuck two pairs of boots under their chee chees? Then put MORE things under their belly fat??? Now THAT'S some big ol bigguns and the belly fat! The thought makes me want to puke!!!!
Oh hello! Have you heard about - fast abs magic (just google it)? Ive heard some unbelivable things about it and my sister got ripped 6 pack abs and lost a lot of weight with it.
masudbdjsr 5 days ago
i just had to subscribe
chriskill08 1 month ago
made my day
gtastar1 6 months ago
THANK YOU NOW I STEAL VIDEO GAMES FROM GAMESTOP.
EliroX904 7 months ago
an old woman once robbed my teacher...
JonnaJacobsen1995 1 year ago
lol. my brother caught a man in Khols stealing a camera.. he was terrified
TheAshleyWall 1 year ago
this made me laugh
polarlovr1234 1 year ago
Was I the only one that thought of the bed intruder song at the beginning? :D
MyJustMeHere 1 year ago
@MyJustMeHere haha lol i did aswell :'D xx
littleloonykel 1 year ago
well i dont need the news anymore this is news to me only its not IA news but still....i like this news better than "breaking news snow storm" i like "yous a crazy bitch you dont go round killin people!"
candyqueenify 1 year ago 2
they climbin in yo windows, santchin yo presents up!
Palafico3 1 year ago
@TheSimone2220 you're so welcome! Thank you for watching:-)
ELawshea 1 year ago
Excuse me sir but you look fatter than you did when you entered the store LOL
MichaelMorbius4ever 1 year ago
elawshea, i laugh at every one of your videos except for the ones that are serious, then i agree with you but otherwise, man you should be on comedy central, you'd make hella millions, i hope you don't mind that i subscribed to you, i love your videos man, take care
duditon1 1 year ago 10
@duditon1 LOL!! Thank you so much for watching and commenting. I surly do appreciate you:-)
ELawshea 1 year ago
@ELawshea no problem man, i am always more than happy to subscribe to you. be sure to check out my youtube channel if you haven't already done so
duditon1 1 year ago
Will u share your orange juice with me?
TheFamousButter 1 year ago
DUDE, your coat is pimp.
RestrictedSprinter17 1 year ago
He needs his own tv show and everything.
b4567890 1 year ago
worf isnt a word LOL
firefwi 1 year ago
this is why i love black ppl! man! ur sense of humor puts me in a good mood no matter what!
wisin1 1 year ago
hear the whole video without looking at it XD
Dontpickmelast101 1 year ago
awwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiit.lol i had a feeling you were gonna do a video about this. LMFAO i'm super late cause my computer is busted and i havent been able to see my precious elawshea videos :(
lord jesus i was so mad when i saw this especially cause i was in the #pleasedontbeblack mode... and they were black DAMN! lol
pinkaddiction13 1 year ago
lolololooolololololololololol That is tooooo funny. :D
tanickawhitaker 1 year ago
Hey Elawshae how would i send u some info for you to do a video
soldier7686 1 year ago
@soldier7686 just inbox me private message on my page
ELawshea 1 year ago
Hey Elawshae how would i send u some info for you to d a video
soldier7686 1 year ago
where do u get these stories and what fat person puts suff under there rolls in public
NickiMinajFriday 1 year ago
I ONLY SEE NIGGERS DOING SHIT LIKE THAT
ocguyiscool 1 year ago
@ocguyiscool shut yo ignorant ass up bitch
thegameshady1 1 year ago
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ocguyiscool 1 year ago
@thegameshady1
Dont get mad at me cuz it's the truth you fuckn ghetto ass muther fukn punk bitch ass nigger!
ocguyiscool 1 year ago
@ocguyiscool lol the funny thing is that im white....and i steel shit...and i cant stand ignorant racist homos like u
thegameshady1 1 year ago
@ocguyiscool BITCH PLEASE I HAVE SEEN WHITE PEOPLE DO SOME OF THE DUMBS IS SHIT !
moore24k 1 year ago
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blacks are the only race that malfunction in society I dont know why but its true! The black race has reached its peak in prison at OVER 1 MILLION thats like a entire small city and when you say these statistics to them , they pull the YOUR A RACIST CARD ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
ocguyiscool 1 year ago
. ' lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! how tha fck wud somebdy hide a pack ov cold meat under their fat roll ? lol
mizzcecestaywifey 1 year ago
extremely fat green woman...wierd.
patricktheconquer 1 year ago
lmao funny
chocolatefeen16 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA. Can you hide a turkey?
21sttnmemphis 1 year ago
hope you were able to use the meat afterwards ....wasting food is a crime , you know with all those starving people in the world .....lol
ROSAKMALAERES 1 year ago
sounds like something from family guy
cordell1999 1 year ago
Too funny for words man.
rastamermaid 1 year ago
They probably know something we don't..lol..If it came down to it would you turn down a titty ham and some slighly moist pringles?
GorgeousGemini23 1 year ago
O_o ummmm.....
AnimeAspieFanatic 1 year ago
Pretty smart people though u gotta admit
MonkeyNinjasUnite 1 year ago
yo i got that same jacket BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY FTW!!!!
ORGASMOAN 1 year ago
LOL HE CANT FIT THE LAPTOP
firecracka123k 1 year ago
i thought everything was just gonna fall out... or at least you would break your laptop
stupid1678 1 year ago
lmfao
shiloh21292 1 year ago
merry christmas man
malichi912 1 year ago
Lol, stop teaching kids how to steal....lol. You are so funny...esp, the OJ--I love Simply Orange. lmao. Yea, media and those women are wrong. Because I'm fat, now mothafuks are going to be watching me in the stores....shbish.
nasstiness 1 year ago
Youza fool!!! I was dying laughing when you were stuffing your coat!!! Priceless!
kurtisgirlpinky 1 year ago
aww... i love you too, man
randomcrazyfun76 1 year ago
Omg I am defiantly a fan of urz u should b famous u r SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny hahahaaha
TheActress4real 1 year ago
cuttt !!! lolz
candymme 1 year ago
lol laptop. You are so funny! xD
SerenitytheDragonair 1 year ago
haha, that was classic, a laptop. really.
PeachBabyBeauty 1 year ago
Are they Big? Or are they just plain Fat.
uratrick 1 year ago
looks like ur good from experiences. LOL
demonyaj1 1 year ago
let me steel some slimfast under my belly
th19940305 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!
DANNYGUURL03 1 year ago
lmao. good video.
michealtwonan 1 year ago
JELLY ROLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
krazykane100 1 year ago
LOL
SharmetaB 1 year ago
OK, I could see some small items, but _lumber_boots_???
starsiegeplayer 1 year ago
a thief can come in any shape, size and color. lol!
snipeize 1 year ago
@snipeize
just like a terrorrist
afroborike3165 1 year ago
no comment LOL
ducktape775 1 year ago
no comment LOL
Azoicum 1 year ago
Hope you didn't steal that meat from Walmart, a guy might have pissed on it.
hurricanebtvs 1 year ago
these two women thumbed down this video :D
turok4670 1 year ago
HAHAHA :DDDD
pankakes105 1 year ago
Didn't your clothes smell of meat afterwards?
ElvisLivesUpstairs 1 year ago
this guy reminded me of that guy from bed intruder
leothelion19 1 year ago
Gives new meaning to "packin it in".
O.o
TheStigmadeign 1 year ago
hahahaha Your awesome ELawshea, Always got me laughing like crazy, You made my day today lol
Familyguyisbetterthe 1 year ago 2
they should of stole exercise bikes as they are more likely to be let if caught on the grounds of stealing for personal use as worried and embarrassed about their weight
sweetypie000 1 year ago
lol tucked in their fat rolls
you are too funny @ simulation
sarkazzII 1 year ago
I don't even watch the news anymore. I just tune into Elawshea! :D
A86 1 year ago 33
you made my fucking day man, i love you :D
786Mujy 1 year ago
why do u hate fat people
MehyarTV 1 year ago
merry christmas to you too :D
XannixjimX 1 year ago
LOL!!!:P Great job on the video Eddie. ^_^ great demo too!
MissPilipinas 1 year ago
the laptop was fighting for its life XD
JetsovrTaylor 1 year ago
I love how you talk
milooshey 1 year ago
Lool =)
Dabadiestkidalive3 1 year ago
You're a mean one, big fat grinch!
Stephie2007 1 year ago
WOW O.O
MyDevilishThoughts 1 year ago
love the way u talk.its awesome!
MAGIC991000 1 year ago
Wow, Elawshea! Where do you find these awkrawd news stories?
JDBHIGHTOP 1 year ago
That grocery store was odd. Half full orange juice and laptops. lol
RMilvae 1 year ago
Great demonstration.
mowingthefrontlawn 1 year ago
Man over time i have subscribed to a few different people that report news stories but you are the only subscription in that category that i have not cancelled ! I really enjoy it when i see you're new videos pop up ! And i'm not suggesting this but look on some raunch sites and find naked fat people , it is very possible for them to hide things in there rolls if there big enough !
Flipjunkie1 1 year ago 5
yo this dude is funny
isaiah213 1 year ago
As they say in Rob Schneider movies: "That's a huge b*tch!" LOL
7SaintsRow 1 year ago
Merry Christmas to you 2
Graffiter1 1 year ago
do u have twitter????
angang08 1 year ago
74 likes and 0 dislikes! finally no haters
redbamafan 1 year ago
@redbamafan look again punk
mohedd 1 year ago
@mohedd i hate haters
redbamafan 1 year ago
@redbamafan Think again, there are 2 dislikes...lOl
DABS139 1 year ago
@DABS139 i hate haters
redbamafan 1 year ago
@redbamafan well i hate you.
mohedd 1 year ago
Lmao @ the laptop lol.
lushevans 1 year ago
lmfao!
youre a fool eddie.
missmarilyn91 1 year ago
Merry Christmas to you too.
monimom3 1 year ago
Coming to a mall near you: TSA agents doing enhanced fat pat downs.
hunkatiel 1 year ago
Hilarious!
mattjsrules 1 year ago
This makes my state sound horrible. :(
MallRatMeg 1 year ago
hell yaa man
matBTF 1 year ago
lol
a pack of meat.. i can sell that out in the street
lrc094 1 year ago 51
@lrc094 I actually had two friends that would spend all day going around to different grocery stores to steal steaks to sell to a local resturant. They were crazy. lol
Swallowchllorox 1 year ago
@lrc094 lol
miamibabii77 1 year ago
haha there despert
XblisterXexistX 1 year ago
Lololol!
kingofpop123456 1 year ago
lmao.that s why i love elawshea he always find the weirdest news.
cherriesncream100 1 year ago 82
@cherriesncream100 true.
hitcreatormusic2 1 year ago
@cherriesncream100 Haha, so true.
2Pac71x96x14 1 year ago
LMFAO, this is hilarious!
RFCnathBFC 1 year ago
lol
laprincesa863 1 year ago
Merry Christmas Eloché !!! :D
TherealTonynsa 1 year ago
XD lol
CorvixEyes 1 year ago
i used to be a undercover store cop and that coat would give you away real fast ..
Treblinka2012 1 year ago 3
@Treblinka2012 yah but now imagin a fat peron wid that sweather lol u wouldnt even notice
TuskanyTV 1 year ago
@TuskanyTV Yeah but i live in California and its warm here so when someone came in with a big coat it was a big red flag. The young girls where real easy to bust they would come in and walk real close to each other and when handcuffed them they turned on the tears and gave up the goods. i busted all kinds of crazy people i even caught a off duty cop stealing tapes but that job did not pay worth shit i started stealing shit myself LOL
Treblinka2012 1 year ago
I read this story on Blackplanet and I hope they burned the shit they stole. I wouldn't wanna touch items that smells like titty funk!
xxxWarriorGoddessxxx 1 year ago
lmao the laptop was the thing that got you caught, you steal soft stuff on topo of the other stuff to make it look like fat, like pillows
nickman8559 1 year ago
hide ya kids hide ya wife hide ya husbands cause they rapein everybody out here.
ItzAmazingBrian 1 year ago
you really do look like youre having fun in your own vidoes which really does make me wanna continue watching your vids
symatic 1 year ago
These bitches are that damn desprate to hide shit under their breast, or where ever. They dumb as hell!
Hoskinj29 1 year ago
Fatroll. LMAO!!! I LOVE YOU ELAWSHEA
xORIGINALTEE 1 year ago
UMMM... I JUST BOUGHT SOME STUFF FOR MY GF HALF AN HOUR AGO THEY DID CLEAN IT BEFORE THEY PUT IT BACK RIGHT?!?!?!?
havoc412 1 year ago
You know you are a FATASS when you can fit $2,000 worth of merchandise in your cleavage, rolls, and other creases lol.
Snowgoon901 1 year ago 2
Lmao when u pulled out the pork steaks, then the orange juice, bout time u got to the laptop i was no good lol, u a fool for this one
GregThatDude 1 year ago
and i thought i've heard it all after i watched your video on the guy who masturbated while watching harry potter in a freakin movie theater ....
love ya :D
wackymind1997 1 year ago
LOL nice 24 days til i send you the TV i stole from wal-mart. I hid it nder my man boob no joke
davedaysfan111 1 year ago
I know someone that stole stakes in their pants
StageNameSadie 1 year ago
lol "pork steaks, put that in dir". Hey man your accent is the best! lol
Kojiben 1 year ago
TWO MORE UGLY DISGUSTING SAVAGES GOING TO DA PIN !
WhiteGirlBecky 1 year ago
Damm! Haaa! Those two lard Ass stuck two pairs of boots under their chee chees? Then put MORE things under their belly fat??? Now THAT'S some big ol bigguns and the belly fat! The thought makes me want to puke!!!!
Hoskinj29 1 year ago
aah funny. whats up with that fail green screen back ground?
LeatherBookVideo 1 year ago
People are just gettin' too crazy these days >_>
xXLaaPhreshXx 1 year ago
LMMFAO......This is too funny, this just made my day. These women are crazy. # pair of boots under her breast. She must of had some big ones
WhiteGirlBecky 1 year ago
omg hahaha xD
your funny :3
kierotemucho 1 year ago
lol
RedRyukinRose 1 year ago
LMAO!!
ForeverLaQuetta 1 year ago
deeyaam
Steadno 1 year ago
@Elawshea the woman on the left looks like you
poonmcnugget 1 year ago
haha now this is just "sick"
this is almost "sicker" than the last 1.
i cant eat now lol.
JASONMOORE87 1 year ago
WHAT THE HELL! I LOVE YOU EDDY!
Mister86Productions 1 year ago
keep up the vids man!!!
spm713 1 year ago
Lmfao that so true
hopsh27 1 year ago
LOL
aaronmtech 1 year ago