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From: ELawshea
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  • Oh hello! Have you heard about - fast abs magic (just google it)? Ive heard some unbelivable things about it and my sister got ripped 6 pack abs and lost a lot of weight with it.

  • i just had to subscribe

  • made my day

  • THANK YOU NOW I STEAL VIDEO GAMES FROM GAMESTOP.

  • an old woman once robbed my teacher...

  • lol. my brother caught a man in Khols stealing a camera.. he was terrified

  • this made me laugh

  • Was I the only one that thought of the bed intruder song at the beginning? :D

  • @MyJustMeHere haha lol i did aswell :'D xx

  • well i dont need the news anymore this is news to me only its not IA news but still....i like this news better than "breaking news snow storm" i like "yous a crazy bitch you dont go round killin people!"

  • they climbin in yo windows, santchin yo presents up!

  • @TheSimone2220 you're so welcome! Thank you for watching:-)

  • Excuse me sir but you look fatter than you did when you entered the store LOL

  • elawshea, i laugh at every one of your videos except for the ones that are serious, then i agree with you but otherwise, man you should be on comedy central, you'd make hella millions, i hope you don't mind that i subscribed to you, i love your videos man, take care

  • @duditon1 LOL!! Thank you so much for watching and commenting. I surly do appreciate you:-)

  • @ELawshea no problem man, i am always more than happy to subscribe to you. be sure to check out my youtube channel if you haven't already done so

  • Will u share your orange juice with me?

  • DUDE, your coat is pimp.

  • He needs his own tv show and everything.

  • worf isnt a word LOL

  • this is why i love black ppl! man! ur sense of humor puts me in a good mood no matter what!

  • hear the whole video without looking at it XD

  • awwwwwwwwwwwww shiiiit.lol i had a feeling you were gonna do a video about this. LMFAO i'm super late cause my computer is busted and i havent been able to see my precious elawshea videos :(

    lord jesus i was so mad when i saw this especially cause i was in the #pleasedontbeblack mode... and they were black DAMN! lol

  • lolololooolololololololololol That is tooooo funny. :D

  • Hey Elawshae how would i send u some info for you to do a video

  • @soldier7686 just inbox me private message on my page

  • Hey Elawshae how would i send u some info for you to d a video

  • where do u get these stories and what fat person puts suff under there rolls in public

  • I ONLY SEE NIGGERS DOING SHIT LIKE THAT

  • @ocguyiscool shut yo ignorant ass up bitch

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  • @thegameshady1

    Dont get mad at me cuz it's the truth you fuckn ghetto ass muther fukn punk bitch ass nigger!

  • @ocguyiscool lol the funny thing is that im white....and i steel shit...and i cant stand ignorant racist homos like u

  • @ocguyiscool BITCH PLEASE I HAVE SEEN WHITE PEOPLE DO SOME OF THE DUMBS IS SHIT !

  • . ' lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo ! how tha fck wud somebdy hide a pack ov cold meat under their fat roll ? lol

  • extremely fat green woman...wierd.

  • lmao funny

  • HAHAHAHAHA. Can you hide a turkey?

  • hope you were able to use the meat afterwards ....wasting food is a crime , you know with all those starving people in the world .....lol

  • sounds like something from family guy

  • Too funny for words man.

  • They probably know something we don't..lol..If it came down to it would you turn down a titty ham and some slighly moist pringles?

  • O_o ummmm.....

  • Pretty smart people though u gotta admit

  • yo i got that same jacket BURLINGTON COAT FACTORY FTW!!!!

  • LOL HE CANT FIT THE LAPTOP

  • i thought everything was just gonna fall out... or at least you would break your laptop

  • lmfao

  • merry christmas man

  • Lol, stop teaching kids how to steal....lol. You are so funny...esp, the OJ--I love Simply Orange. lmao. Yea, media and those women are wrong. Because I'm fat, now mothafuks are going to be watching me in the stores....shbish.

  • Youza fool!!! I was dying laughing when you were stuffing your coat!!! Priceless!

  • aww... i love you too, man

  • Omg I am defiantly a fan of urz u should b famous u r SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny hahahaaha

  • cuttt !!! lolz

  • lol laptop. You are so funny! xD

  • haha, that was classic, a laptop. really.

  • Are they Big? Or are they just plain Fat.

  • looks like ur good from experiences. LOL

  • let me steel some slimfast under my belly

  • LMAO!!!! 

  • lmao. good video.

  • JELLY ROLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • OK, I could see some small items, but _lumber_boots_???

  • a thief can come in any shape, size and color. lol!

  • @snipeize

    just like a terrorrist

  • no comment LOL

  • no comment LOL

  • Hope you didn't steal that meat from Walmart, a guy might have pissed on it.

  • these two women thumbed down this video :D

  • HAHAHA :DDDD

  • Didn't your clothes smell of meat afterwards?

  • this guy reminded me of that guy from bed intruder

  • Gives new meaning to "packin it in".

    O.o

  • hahahaha Your awesome ELawshea, Always got me laughing like crazy, You made my day today lol

  • they should of stole exercise bikes as they are more likely to be let if caught on the grounds of stealing for personal use as worried and embarrassed about their weight

  • lol tucked in their fat rolls

    you are too funny @ simulation

  • I don't even watch the news anymore. I just tune into Elawshea! :D

  • you made my fucking day man, i love you :D

  • why do u hate fat people

  • merry christmas to you too :D

  • LOL!!!:P Great job on the video Eddie. ^_^ great demo too!

  • the laptop was fighting for its life XD

  • I love how you talk

  • Lool =)

  • You're a mean one, big fat grinch!

  • WOW O.O

  • love the way u talk.its awesome!

  • Wow, Elawshea! Where do you find these awkrawd news stories?

  • That grocery store was odd. Half full orange juice and laptops. lol

  • Great demonstration.

  • Man over time i have subscribed to a few different people that report news stories but you are the only subscription in that category that i have not cancelled ! I really enjoy it when i see you're new videos pop up ! And i'm not suggesting this but look on some raunch sites and find naked fat people , it is very possible for them to hide things in there rolls if there big enough !

  • yo this dude is funny

  • As they say in Rob Schneider movies: "That's a huge b*tch!" LOL

  • Merry Christmas to you 2

  • do u have twitter????

  • 74 likes and 0 dislikes! finally no haters

  • @redbamafan look again punk

  • @mohedd i hate haters

  • @redbamafan Think again, there are 2 dislikes...lOl

  • @DABS139 i hate haters

  • @redbamafan well i hate you.

  • Lmao @ the laptop lol.

  • lmfao!

    youre a fool eddie.

  • Merry Christmas to you too.

  • Coming to a mall near you: TSA agents doing enhanced fat pat downs.

  • Hilarious!

  • This makes my state sound horrible. :(

  • hell yaa man

  • lol

    a pack of meat.. i can sell that out in the street

  • @lrc094 I actually had two friends that would spend all day going around to different grocery stores to steal steaks to sell to a local resturant. They were crazy. lol

  • @lrc094 lol

  • haha there despert

  • Lololol!

  • lmao.that s why i love elawshea he always find the weirdest news.

  • @cherriesncream100 Haha, so true.

  • LMFAO, this is hilarious!

  • lol

  • Merry Christmas Eloché !!! :D

  • XD lol

  • i used to be a undercover store cop and that coat would give you away real fast ..

  • @Treblinka2012 yah but now imagin a fat peron wid that sweather lol u wouldnt even notice

  • @TuskanyTV Yeah but i live in California and its warm here so when someone came in with a big coat it was a big red flag. The young girls where real easy to bust they would come in and walk real close to each other and when handcuffed them they turned on the tears and gave up the goods. i busted all kinds of crazy people i even caught a off duty cop stealing tapes but that job did not pay worth shit i started stealing shit myself LOL

  • I read this story on Blackplanet and I hope they burned the shit they stole. I wouldn't wanna touch items that smells like titty funk!

  • lmao the laptop was the thing that got you caught, you steal soft stuff on topo of the other stuff to make it look like fat, like pillows

  • hide ya kids hide ya wife hide ya husbands cause they rapein everybody out here.

  • you really do look like youre having fun in your own vidoes which really does make me wanna continue watching your vids

  • These bitches are that damn desprate to hide shit under their breast, or where ever. They dumb as hell!

  • Fatroll. LMAO!!! I LOVE YOU ELAWSHEA

  • UMMM... I JUST BOUGHT SOME STUFF FOR MY GF HALF AN HOUR AGO THEY DID CLEAN IT BEFORE THEY PUT IT BACK RIGHT?!?!?!?

  • You know you are a FATASS when you can fit $2,000 worth of merchandise in your cleavage, rolls, and other creases lol.

  • Lmao when u pulled out the pork steaks, then the orange juice, bout time u got to the laptop i was no good lol, u a fool for this one

  • and i thought i've heard it all after i watched your video on the guy who masturbated while watching harry potter in a freakin movie theater ....

    love ya :D

  • LOL nice 24 days til i send you the TV i stole from wal-mart. I hid it nder my man boob no joke

  • I know someone that stole stakes in their pants

  • lol "pork steaks, put that in dir". Hey man your accent is the best! lol

  • TWO MORE UGLY DISGUSTING SAVAGES GOING TO DA PIN !

  • Damm! Haaa! Those two lard Ass stuck two pairs of boots under their chee chees? Then put MORE things under their belly fat??? Now THAT'S some big ol bigguns and the belly fat! The thought makes me want to puke!!!!

  • aah funny. whats up with that fail green screen back ground?

  • People are just gettin' too crazy these days >_>

  • LMMFAO......This is too funny, this just made my day. These women are crazy. # pair of boots under her breast. She must of had some big ones

  • omg hahaha xD

    your funny :3

  • lol

  • LMAO!!

  • deeyaam

  • @Elawshea the woman on the left looks like you

  • haha now this is just "sick"

    this is almost "sicker" than the last 1.

    i cant eat now lol.

  • WHAT THE HELL! I LOVE YOU EDDY!

  • keep up the vids man!!!

  • Lmfao that so true

  • LOL

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