How to Flirt

[aceoferasing]

im not good at algebra but i know you + I = 69

[Cheeckybarstuard]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you.

[111berserker1]

im sorry but do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?

when i look at your eyes i dont see blue, i see endless waves of the ocean in the moon, and when i look at you hair i dont see blond, i see the sun and aall of its pure energy shining down on all of earth making it a happier place. you arent just my savior, your my whole life.

[JakeArcade]

what would work on olga: I'm Toby Freakin Turner. Lets go

[mr0d1045]

Do u have a map because I'm getting lost I your eyes

[antonthezombiepirate]

my names pogo wanna jump on my stick

[Draybolt4]

this phrase works every time, "insert romantic phrase here" knocks em dead from lust

[Albinoblackguy2]

roses are red, grass is greener when i think of u i touch my... well you get the point

[GOLD210899RULES]

ima guy and i use...

Are you a magnet? Cus im atracted to you

[TheJunkiboy]

guffertape

[ZoilaRoa]

Hey girl, wanna fuck?

[TheAttitudegirl09]

this is what a guy told me roses are red violet are blue u are beautiful and sexy too

i answer roses are red violet are blues how many girl have u told that to ...

he left

[jensibowable]

Well I do know how to hit on girls with a flat hand and a fast move

[danniivi]

lol thats freakin hilarious its so true though, guys are awful at pickup lines. Ive had the "haaaaavvveeee...you met steve"

[katybug251]

if ur a guy use this one will u grab my arm so i can tell my friends i've been touched by an agel

[mentochick11]

hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?.... because it seriously fucked up your face :D

[MrHudson2000]

If ur a guy uz this im friends with Toby turner if ur a girl im friends with olga kay

[Toastis4ghosts]

I'm not feeling myself today... Can I feel you?

[HIddinspartan]

run a way

[juliannakarman]

I am usually just really nice to a guy, then I start to "interact" with them, then they like me!

[TheKeeperkid]

My dick just died can i bury it in your ass?

[Alecman1998]

Is your ass jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

[WebbGnome0]

Are you a parselmouth? I ask because you are speaking to MY snake. ;)

[HagenIsNotAKitty]

Your hair today makes you look really hot, Olga.

That isn't flirting, I was just stating the facts.

[TenaciousGamers960]

hey have you farted cause youve blown me away

[trc10000]

Hi

[AngelBoy342]

Insanity it's my pickup line.

[Brotherhood023]

Look lets have sex your argument is invaled thumbs up so olga can see!

[LUKEOLEGO]

you have lovely eyes

[Custemlx]

im looking at you and im loving the view

[theorbitgummlover]

Nice shoes...Wanna fuck?

[xXOMFGxYOUNGXx]

Love is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation. So did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

[titan6001]

You may fall out of the sky, you may fall out of the tree, but the best way to fall ... Is In love with me.

[Todistmeinleben]

I find pick up lines overrated I just get to know you if you want to date me u just show it and I ask women are sophisticated and don't always like to be hit on from what I gather

[Achilles8472]

Pick up line? what pick up line? I just say "hi" then run like hell...

[Samuel97331]

My pick up line:

I'd say some cheesy thing about heaven or the room temperature, but that is immature, I think that you are an amazing woman from the start, your eyes sparkle like a diamond in a world of coal, your smile could lead a nation, and i like your titties. Always. Works.

[MegaFishing3]

QICK HELP ME THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO STEAL MY PENUS!

WHAT CAN I DO?

YOUR GOING TO HELP ME HIDE IT *WINK*

[Conmankilla4]

I need a paralyze heal cuz girl your stunning,

[ogtothebeat]

Wat has 42 teeth and can hold back the lochness monster... Wat.... My zipper lol;)

[Franchiseme62OhK]

jesses boobs are fucking huge

[duma347]

hey i lost my apartment keys can i borrow yours?

[crudnew24]

I have a great one--- get it my van, I have candy ; )

[metallica1123456]

Hey! Your face. I like that shit.

[mclovinheather23]

Are you Russian? Cause I wanna rush in(;

[TheGAndJProductions]

Stare deeply into there vagina and when she asks what your doing you just say"are you going to eat that"

[MrChanceisawesome1]

Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you

[aqadis]

pick up line: excuse me you have something in your eye....nope its just a sparkle. and when you think your gonna get rejected you say "I know i had no chance but i just wanted to hear an ange talk".

[lsjs8261998]

Perfect jennamarbles moment Are you from tenesee cuz i wanna make out with your face

[lsjs8261998]

Perfect jennamarbles moment

[hotchoclateism]

i am part of the moosh army and the glorious audience

[SmoshOlivia]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Get in the van. 

-3

[111berserker1]

@SmoshOlivia yesss

roses are red

violets are blue

i have Alzheimers

cheese fondou

[natedeschmidt]

Wazzzzuppppp! Girl

[triggerhappynumskull]

0:02 (y)

[Jesck13]

Lets re-arange the alphabet and put D and M together, because we can.

[Makattak28]

I'm am astronaut, and my next exploration is uranus

[Killerslinky007]

There seems to be something wrong with my phone, your number's not in it. :P

[jamcky13]

Wassup Gurl? Whatch you doin? shoooo...Her's my numba!

Olga don't even act like this wouldn't on you since you're going out with Toby

[sammysammich222]

me : it smells up sexy in here

who ever : whats up sexy?

me: nothing whats up with u

LOL

[KristianEgs]

Guy: Hey girl, wanna come see my stamp album?

[Jazinovic]

The Joey Triviani - Looks up then down...How you doin?

[linkpwns13]

Hey there! Would you like to talk about HOOOOMESTUCK

[TheEggWhip]

Hey baby do you have any black in you?.......would you like some?

[Monoscolastic]

Would you like to buy me a drink? I'll let you have sex with me

[MiniMadMaddy]

We work so well together that if we were in a Joss Whedon show one of us would be dead by now...

"You had me at Joss!"

[0nlyonetom]

does this smell like clorophorm to you?

[gingykid1400]

baybie come home with me and i'll treat you like my homework... i'll slam you on the table and do you all night (thumbs up so olga can see)

[carmadflynn]

ussualy i start with hi xD

[liquidtion]

i just say ,may i have word with you -then till that i like her

coz if i said that front of her frndz she will stronge and say no or anything els

[DarkArcher800]

hi, do you want to go out?

thats it

[toahelios99]

well i dont have one i just complement them accordingly

[HannahVancouverr]

What's your sign? Is it can I please touch your ass?!

[giancarlo620]

I don't have one I just tell them I like them

[bmcc666]

r u russian?

yeah how did you know?

becuz my mind wont stay still

[Emilyemzer]

sup,how was ur week

[Maze7231]

Do more razorblade videos plz

[littlemisscookie101]

Have you seen how hot my mom is? then i bring my mom over to tell the girl how hot i am ------ said by Andy Biersack

[MrTiggergirl]

You got a nice chest.

You know what would make it look even better....me.

[youareapirate11]

you have 206 bones in your body, want another one?

[WinterOrSummer]

@youareapirate11 Your penis doesn't have a bone, you retard :P

[dani222fuklqo]

i go into a big crowd act like a complete retarded crazy fuck and see if airl is interested

[FruitPunch333]

Hay was your mum a fighter pilot. Because when she had you she dropped yhe BOMB!!!

[britlovesmonkey1]

Hey baby your a lot older than a baby once said by a wise guy named Andy biersack

[EveeForever121]

Take off your pants.

[JordanStienlover]

hey boy wanna ride on this

[mtchys]

i'd be a piece of meat for jess ;p

[DexterEvilGenius]

Tobuscus: Sup Girl? Watcha doin'?

[kkkkk95744]

I'm a girl but the guys hit on me I don't hit on guys

[spatspak]

Guy:*comes to the girl crying*

Girl:"what's wrong?"

Guy:*sniff* "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"

[greenday537]

You got a pretty mouth

[GeorgeJamesKillough]

Boy: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Boy: Falling from heaven?

Boy: Nice dress, is it made of felt?

Girl: No...

Boy: Do you want it to be?

Boy: *Walks past girl and stops* I'm sorry, do you believe in love at first sight, or do you need me to walk past again?

Boom.... I've got ya!

[Mikeyfukingway]

I tell them "I know someone who likes you."and I keep them wondering a lot and I tell them at the end of the day.

[crazymanor789]

fuck me now!! and id take of pants

[Laughwithmantangakay]

I don't have one i just look at them from afar and then start to walk towards them then look at them look away and walk right in front and away normally they start talking to me the next day XD

[dakota8741]

I don't actually have a pick up line I normally just compliment them and make them feel atractive like saying you have beautiful eyes or you look verry stunning in that dress and then ask them if they would like to join me for coffe sometime or a movie and it normally works

[KrisTheFlowerBasket]

You remind me of my pinky toe because sooner or later I'm bout to bang you on a table. :)

[sweetheart14342]

Lol HORNY!!! SPANKY!!!

[yoyoOnBord]

Girls don't know how to handle on boys xD

[CommunityPerv]

HAI ANGEL YOU DAH SEXAI!!

[AllTimeLow9981]

do u wanna kiss me as much as i wanna kiss you

[BiscuitMan2506]

Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long!

[studrew99]

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

[Imonaboat657]

Your face. I like that shit.

- works every time.

[IRrandom12321]

@Imonaboat657 ...i was about to post this -.-

[MelancholyKoala]

My vans like narnia you'll go in it and won't go back out for 20 years

[fangs123412]

hi im lonenly

[Morganator1996]

Well I look a girl up and down and say, "hey, how you doing?"... Always works.

[USTUPID144]

Me:I'm sorry I'm not good at this I'm a little shy, but will you go to dinner with me .

Her: I can't right now but call me here's my number

Her answer might vary

[namine8913]

@KapaCupi i approve of that one.

[TheCrimson147]

Are you people really use these pick up lines, because they are dirty so much. Just saying.

[MrPhish21]

i just say

"excuse me, i couldn't help bu notice your very beautiful" then walk away.

they usually come back saying "what else?"

bam. wake up next to her.

[Crazykirby6131]

I aint doing nothing Il just wait for the girl doing the move

[mvl134]

Go flirt on toby!

[katie62153]

Omg sorry I clicked send and my IPods gone weird making it look like the first comment

[katie62153]

Hello! I'm the only one that has commented so far... lol so I'm a girl and I don't really get the question but i am gonna guess... Well to flirt I think that you should like maybe ask them questions about themselves, such as what's their favorite

[TheUnderpantsVlog]

Me : you hot soming on ur face

Girl: where!?

Me: *rubs girls cheek*

Oh sorry i guess you cant get beutifull off

[NATDMCVideos]

I have pick up lines but they fail epically one was

Hey beautiful can I get a date most the time the girls also me now I gave up trying help!

[AngieJLoveS]

We should hang out sometime ;) @joshsundquist

[JDurskPerson]

i go up to guys, do a creeper head nod, say "is there a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants ;)" (i actually say semicolon parentheses) then when they stare at me blankly i say "fine be like that! i just stick to sitting in your tree jerking off and cutting my hand with pleasure! hahhahahhaha!!!!!" then they stare at me really scared...and i'm a girl so i say "watever! i got a way bigger dick then you so ha!" then we go on happily ever after w/ our stalking happiness! XD

[demonkamgaroo27]

Usually I when i walk up to a girl at a party I tussle my hair and look her in the eyes and say "hey...wanna make out?" a cute wink and smile helps too. works every time ;) haha

[aifitz1207]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[TheIntenseness]

Hey baby, I just shit my pants, can I get into yours?

[angelartist425]

mine is =

"WOMAN , YOU WILL JOIN ME FOR DINNER THIS EVENING , THAT IS NOT A REQUEST!"

............works every time

[MaddiMewMew]

rip mr.wonton

[AnnoyingOrangeDane]

i've got a pickup line...

If your right leg is thanksgiving

And your left leg is christmas,

can i meet you in between the holidays?

[livielove001]

hey there, you look lovley 2day wanna hang sometime??

(im a girl)

-livie

[ijustinerules]

het how r u "winck"

[andrew1poopdeck]

HEY I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!

ROFLMFAO

[25Taiocruz]

1. I got the S

And your not gonna be my EX ( girlfriend )

2. If I had these letters " F,C,U,K,S,E,T,L " and I had to arrange them I would spell " LETS F*CK "

3. Can I park my limo in your garage?

[SaantGRAAAlll]

i forgot my phone number, can i have yours

[AmyStewaaart]

1. are you a library book? 'cause im checking you out;p

2. ive lost my teddy bear:(. will you sleep with me?

3. do you have a plaster? i hurt my knee when i fell for you

4. i may not be wilma flinstone but i can make your bedrock

5. 2.Sorry I can't talk to you any more, the doctor told me I'm diabetic and I cant handle sweet things like you.

[Devonat2]

You must be an HM because youre unforgettable...

[ivansmv]

Roses are red,

volets are blue.

I've got a gun,

now get in the van.

[ericashane25]

pick up :

hello ! I am crayon

and I give color to your life !

:)

</3

[osirisj89]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[itsPip15]

HAHAHHHAHAHA

[cargoat]

I just start with hello....

[jacksondavid301]

@cargoat Well thats no fun.

[smallsmallness]

Boy: hey there can I fuck you? Girl:*slap*

[Starrgirl97]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. <3 so funny.

[rainbowcupcake411]

hey angel, you duh sexy

[deltawii]

olga thare are boobs in her

[DrGunnan]

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.

[Alex19104]

Hi -smile- how was your day? 

[MarcusKellar]

That guys need to hand in his penis, he clearly has no use for it...

[KapaCupi]

boy "im invisable"

Girl"realy"

Boy "can u see me?"

Girl "yeah"

Boy "how about tonight"

[TheGawhisper]

"Hey girl? Sup? I didn't took an arrow to the knee. Wanna eat cereal? Hell yeah"

[frylockprime1]

I lost my Teddy bear can I sleep with you?

[dgreen41791]

You must like camping, cause your pitching a tent in my pants.

[illegalAmericans]

Excuse me miss, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Mew59]

@illegalAmericans I cried laughing at this. <3

[UtzRobberth]

mmh okay first get a biiig diamond then give it to her then öhm yeah just let it go

[ROFLer07]

Idk but I just act like I'm not interested and give the guys mixed signals it drives them crazy and makes them totally crazy:)

[SuperFriendly6]

:D i got cat

[ImCoolerThanYourDog]

me: hey do i know you you look familiar?

her: umm no i don't think so?

me: good because i was just looking for an excuse to talk to you

her: ... lets fuck

[monkeymanisons]

Ive got the F

the C

and the K

all i need is U.

[xXsimonbakerfanXx]

I just do a creeper smile till they start screeaming then the fun begins!

....I mean SUBTLE BE VERY SUBTLE!

[deathsightofhell]

Me : Wanna hug?

girl : Sure

Me : sense we're so close, can be be more then friend now?

girl : what you mean?

Me : i be your bf , best friend :)

girl : Sure!

Me : your my gf , Geartest Friend :)

[jellyfish4400]

That guy MADE this video!

"hey, I am NOT a piece of meat!"

[SnowBoundproductions]

Its called i don't flirt i be myself (which i guess alot of my friends that are girls say im just naturally a flirt/cute)

[zenhoriuchi]

I hope you know CPR cause I'm losing my breath

[zenhoriuchi]

Are you Jamaican? Cause Jamaican me crazy!

[TheOriginalGyani]

im a STUD i got the ST*D all i need is **U*

[summerflow123]

Girl are your legs tired cause you have been running through my mind all day!

[thatbigblueboxthing]

FUS RO DAH then I shove them.

[yoco3o]

@thatbigblueboxthing FTW

[DKNEX0o]

have you ever kissed a bunny between its ears?

*pulls pockets inside out*

would you like to? ;)

[fuzzzy613]

(i dont use this but its a funny pick up line) Do you work for Microsoft? Because you just turned my software into hardware!

[MegaJkruger]

Do you work for UPS?...i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package lol either that or girl you look like you could use a Jim...I'll work you out

[KatteNswe]

How u doin? ;)

[Villex93]

I dont need any words to pick up girls, only a mask and a van.