Gary, The Guy That Shot Osama

[SilentExterminator]

My names Gary. D:< Jerks.. I would of asked Obama to slice their heads off.

[georgetaliat1]

i hate  ADS

[zuketheduke100]

That black guy is annoying as shit.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

I think he can't reveal himself so that al-queda couldn't hunt him down and kill him

[ROKONandONLY]

@TheSuperGamefreak Very true, but they do know it was us, and that it was seal team 6 so either they would of attacked us, or tried to locate seal team 6.

[GoldenZero98]

If I was Gary, i would show those guys my Navy Seal whup ass moves.

[MrMaskedman13]

I bet you the guy who really killed Osama just watched this and was like "DAMN STRAIGHT!" lol

[SCOTTYHG1]

@MrMaskedman13 he died in a heli crash

[yohomey1234]

@SCOTTYHG1 damn seriously?? fuck.. i think the government did it ._.

[SCOTTYHG1]

@yohomey1234 well the was a heli crash and 11 of the people who were seals from the raid died so proberbly he did die but yh everythings a conspiracy man

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

@xxfuturerevealedxx they shot him and threw him into the sea

[taserking1]

girls cant be SEALs

[MegaVirus700]

the same gary that is the light in the darkness?

[IICambodiaII]

You guys are stupid they all "died" apparently in a plane crash.

[assassinofassyria]

cant girls not be navy seal?

[taserking1]

@assassinofassyria Double negative

[assassinofassyria]

@taserking1 sorry. but srsly. Girls cant be navy seals, can they? Dont mean to sound like a doucher

[taserking1]

@assassinofassyria they cant

[ROKONandONLY]

@taserking1 why not?

[taserking1]

@ROKONandONLY no idea!

[warfighter186]

if that is his team, wouldnt they have seen him do it?

[umidontno040394]

the guy that shot him will probably reveal himself in like 50 years. maybe

[SuspenseSmith]

I'd shoot them and claim that they were defected.

[xxfuturerevealedxx]

there is no proof that osama is dead...

[MaximumGKB8]

I would kill those motherfuckers along with Osama ben..

[gnikhcil]

to be fair he should keep quiet for his own safety

[boarderboy22p]

3:00 oh man, did he just rip out his ball fro?

[SuperZac8]

I dearly wish Obama was my bitch

[Halotaku]

Wait a second...

Wouldn't the rest of the team who was with Gary know that he was there?

And therefore be silenced as well?

[EpicGameStudioHD]

@Halotaku no because that group is separate from seal 6, hence why they think he got turned down.

[swaggersaurusrexxx]

1241 people are terrorists

[4stringenius]

DOOOOBS!!!

[bheurk]

He's such an example.

[ForeverRepublic]

That motherfucker looks like Rambo!

[kdembo1025]

this is how i feel when i talk to people about the war, they just dont quite understand

[callumrocksyoursocks]

"Yes Sir, could you... dispose of the rest of my team?"

[ShovelPwned]

Women soldiers make me giggle lol!

[nhall022]

Dat Phan!? HAHAHAHAHA!

[charnmp]

gary should have shot those jerks as well

[vietn207]

I don't like talking jokes like this one...

[GotenSSJ1]

The guy who shot Osama isn't anything special, just a regular marine or w.e. He wouldn't get loads of free stuff.

[Calcubite]

@GotenSSJ1 Was that before or after he became a part of one of the most elite, selective military teams in the whole world AND in the unit that personally invaded Osama's compound....yeah just a regular marine.

[GotenSSJ1]

@Calcubite It doesn't matter, he's just a regular marine at the end of the day following orders. From the reports about it, they went in to assassinate him and had no intention of bringing Osama in alive. That's why they shot him while he was unarmed.

[TheJofisean]

I would have been all "hello mr president" in a david palmer voice

[Zethux]

@TheJofisean ...24 Reference. ^_^

[laxm23]

i thought gary was jakes cult leader

[iDrumForFunSH]

That's one rowdy 4 year old, fucking baked hersek into a Shepperds pie

[Fr3Brngr]

When he's walking away from the TV, the reporter is saying a 4 year old baked herself into a shepard's pie...

[Orkslayer]

its a lie

[bicnarden]

DOOBS!!!



[OwlCityFan26]

Poor Gary :(

[phoenix5004]

WOW really god hates canada its not what you said its your profile name but im not gona bother birching about something cause i know your a troll

[ArceusMorphlvl0]

rofl, the ending was its own way of payback for Gary against the 2 guys xD

[CantStopLawling]

I was expecting Gary to grab that guys gun and light 'em up like a boss.

[irishboy325]

Jeez they are assholes. I would've shot them all in the knee and said who a da zero now bitch?

[gigaboy47]

Click like if you think the worse part would be Obama calling you a hero.

[GodHatesCanada]

@gigaboy47 You're a fucking idiot.

[gigaboy47]

@GodHatesCanada how?

[gigaboy47]

@GodHatesCanada also by looking at your profile pic you look like a troll

[belal5053]

You can consider me, Barack Obama, your personal bitch

LMAO! HAHHAHAHAH

[TheJoashmoa]

Doobs!

[bananasplitlolol]

Rofl. these guys are so funny.

[kazaplam]

That's what happens when u type with a iPod

[kazaplam]

Dis MaAKES ME ANGRzy

[DrJizzz95]

Thumbs up if this makes you angry!! ಠ益ಠ

[gigaboy47]

@DrJizzz95 well it kinds of makes me mad to I have feel sorta of like this in life to but just cheer up.

[kazaplam]

If I was Gary I would say fuck you guys and flip the table and walk away

[iSour101]

@kazaplam then you wouldnt have had the seet and glory of hearing president obama call you a hero.

[SaiMoNx8]

@kazaplam If I was Gary I would have shot those fuckers on sight and send their heads to their families >=)

[austyfrosty29]

what a heartwarming speech PUBES haha

[TheRabidDolphin99]

This video was published on my birthday :D

[crocgator44]

if i was gary id have them all court martial, beaten up, choped up like law abbiding citizen then keep them like alive like vegtables see if they like that those mcassholes...

[shmellhole123]

i put it in the huuumus

[15725867905]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

[ShockPole]

In other news, this rowdy 4-year old bakes herself into a Shepherd's Pie.

[MRCOOLGUY669]

@Yiruso Not that big of a deal? You're not too bright are you? He killed thousands of innocent people! Not to mention the soldiers killed by the Taliban. Please watch the news and think before you speak. Osama Bin Laden was Satan reincarnated and deserved far worse than what he got. His death should have been slow and painful and his family should have been killed in front of him. But we're America and we dont roll like that. Seperates us from the crazy bastards in the Middle East.

[wariyoshidirector]

He could probably kill all 3 of them at the same time, unarmed, with one hand tied behind his back, in less than 10 seconds lol

[sexafriedchicken]

osama was going to shoot me, but then he took an arrow to the eye

[franbatista123]

i was going to shoot Osama, then i took an arrow to the knee...

[StarBurnedOut]

@franbatista123 fuck your life

[Brutalez]

LOL..so American..naive...

[superman31233]

i bet when he saw osama he said "surprise cock fag"

[kl49]

Why the hell does he even stay with these "friends"? Why be a doormat after shooting one of the world's biggest douches? At least this is fictional.

[PJMason702]

how is a girl a Navy Seal?

[IndieNuzzle]

@PJMason702 did u even watch the video?

[yxoxuxxtxuxbxe]

that is nothing i once killed the queen of the ants in my garden and nobody that knows about that either

it was a accident she was just walking out and i stepped on her but still

[123peterocks]

In my group of friends I'm Gary and my friends are those guys

[PointlessComedy]

the ending should of been him slicing all their throats in a stealthy manor

[MapleErag0n1]

LOL. I put it in the humus XD

[syaoranoni54326]

Life is a douchebag. Especially for Gary.

[poopants64]

My name is Gary

[358Kingdom]

wouldn't you love to have barack obama as your personal bitch?

[TheGeekyguysTV]

@358Kingdom nahh



[gapingasshole77]

i hate when my rowdy 4 year olds bake themselves into shepards pie

[griffjag2020]

Sorry I'm late Kevin sent me

[lilchucknorris]

And yet again, another CH that isn't funny... but merely amusing.

[burningflurber]

Gary is the leader of Jake's cult.

[lolander54]

DOOBS!

[Yiruso]

i just found out who osama was, and I don't think it's that big of a deal...

[bobyred12]

@Yiruso *facepalm*

[VerendumProductions]

@Yiruso Then you're probably not American.

[Invisodude]

dude i would so give the guy who shot osama a huge medal trophy an stuff

[Mr1PimpDaddy]

i wonder if the real guy actually saw this, and felt bad. :o

[PretaxAnemone48]

That was A-maze-ing

[stiskavac]

Who pulls a trigger with a thumb?

[VexusTheReplacement]

Wait the Seal Team 6 are dead? are they really?

[GenericUsernameism]

@VexusTheReplacement No, another elite seal team's helicopter was shot down and they all died during the assault, but it wasn't team six.

[ROFlyoshi]

It would be really awkward if the guy who shot him WAS called Gary...

[TheManFromSokoto]

I saw this on a poster once.

Reporter: "What do You Feel When You Shoot A Terrorist?"

Marine: "Recoil."

[newcombstrohschein]

I wonder if the actual guy who killed Osama has seen this.

[The1andOnlyCG]

obama's just saying "hero" over and over again...

[microkorger]

looks like the guy who ripped his pubes is penis... if you know what i mean

[zanderaw]

@Darty105 Well then, don't you feel better for saying that? What a difference you've made to the world!

But seriously, you're entitled to your opinion. Like assholes everybody has one.

[kristophize]

AAW.. I wanted him to kill them all :(

[Darty105]

If the US actually helped and made a difference for the better, we'd have a better world. Too bad there is no chance of that happening anytime soon.

[Darty105]

No. America is just making the situation worse. It used to be near empirical glory during the Cold War. Now, it is trying to make everyone still think it has a big dick. Literally, the only reason why the US has dealings there is because of oil.

[zc630]

@Depressionkillz lol ur insulting him for chanting USA? grow a backbone and try supporting ur country for once. at least americans still have a bit of patriotism in them. btw, we are the only ones doing anything about terrorism. american and the victim countries are fighting for the middle- east's survival while u guys are sitting st home and hating on us

[zerodude4455]

I would tell Obama to send those three on a suicide mission

[RatongaBruiser]

@zerodude4455

Or ask for a pardon to kill them himself.

[AntiNukeLlama]

he needs to shoot them all in the chest. I mean face.

[delivery52]

i like frogs! i wanna be a frog!

[DJTJ77]

Just watch the f-ing video

[ContainedMax]

Also anyone in the Navy is not a soldier they are a sailor unless a Navy Officer, and you can not apply to be on a SEAL team your are picked without notice.

[checkur20]

@ContainedMax yeah you do apply, you submit a packet and have to have your commander's signature and recomendation. All of the US military schools are based on volunteering

[ContainedMax]

@checkur20 no theyre not delta force recruits from rangers and army SF you cant volunteer for Delta

[checkur20]

@ContainedMax i think you are referring to CAG or SFOD-D, and yes, if you look in ArmyTimes Weekly, SFOD-D and Assymetric Warfare Group put out adverts...they just prefer you be an 11 series or 18 series MOS....leave the Military stuff to the military guys...:)

[beastological]

what about the guy who ALMOST shot osama? ('BITCH STOLE MY KILL!')

[JKangMusic]

@beastological ASSIST +20

[rakoendoe]

@beastological atleast assist in kill

[bananasplitlolol]

@beastological WORD. SEQUEL!

[solo12345678901]

not to be sexist, but there are no women in the navy seals

[ContainedMax]

@solo12345678901 they werent navy seals, only gary was i think, and that wouldnt be sexist at all because its true

[alexandwolfe1]

I still would have beat the shit out of those douches

[J1arrod]

@AndreaNadiaR yes

[smartguy451]

I'm pretty sure they were playing cards in the kitchen...just saying

[paggy95]

this is soo fake... that girl should be in the kitchen

[MyInstantRegret]

@paggy95 and you should be at your aa meeting that you need to attend because your father beat you as a child and you resorted to alcoholism to cope with it :)

[VmPrrVmPrr]

@MyInstantRegret Suck more dicks you flaming faggot

[Icemann265]

I feel so bad for Gary!

[Deghin2]

At the end did he say he put his hair in the hummus?

[emelerud]

.... this is really sad.

[AndreaNadiaR]

@DepressionKillz Do you really think that the person who killed Osama doesn't feel any remorse for taking a human life? Killing anyone will screw you up mentally.

[omgitsduane]

@AndreaNadiaR Pretty sure that the kind of soldiers that were on that mission had taken lives before.

[AndreaNadiaR]

@omgitsduane Does that make killing easier? Some guy is attacking you. Imagine shooting him, a guy who has a wife and children. Is it now easier to shoot another man?

[pekau]

@AndreaNadiaR Yes.

[Flyspit187]

woah woah woah wait... a girl is in the Seals?!

[dougiegirl12]

@DepressionKillz thank u! Someone agrees with me they were horrible and it HAD to b done

[propellhatt]

Osama Bin Laden used to kill people, then he took an arrow to the face

[happyfred3]

@propellhatt knee

[trevmeister100]

DOOBS

[concealedknight]

At least he has Obama to appreciate him as an awesome guy.

[dougiegirl12]

@nikojpapa y don't u fuck off! No one asked u and am I the only one who fucking cares that Osama killed innocent people. Sure Guantanamo bay wasn't a great thing but they started it. It was r job to finish it. We r not just gonna sit back and watch our country get attacked

[arashi997]

Omg I just wanted to give Gary a big hug!! >.<

[superGose35]

this guy is going to murder there asses

[dougiegirl12]

@smallral4 I really don't fucking care that's the past and u just don't do that to the US for no reason.

[nikojpapa]

@dougiegirl12 Uhhhh he obviously did have a reason you jackass. You think he's just a serial killer who targeted the world trade center? Btw, not defending him, just saying that you need to learn about something before you talk shit about it.

[IAmNinjaMan2000]

I loved the end.

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

lol

[SantosAfonso97]

LOL AT TH BEGINNING WHEN THE ANCOR FINISHES TALKNIG ABOUT GARY HE SAYS: "tHIS ROUDY 4-YEAR-OLD BAKES HERSELF INTO A SHEPHERDS PIE!" OMG HAHAHAH

[EmceeChoo]

I wanted to see his team mate get transferred.

[AMPD2012]

Took me forever to understand what the dude said at the end! It's pronounced "HUH-mus" not "HOO-mus". Hummus dude.

[thegibberingfool]

@AMPD2012 same

[thegibberingfool]

@thegibberingfool i was like what is a hoosle

[TheKanonHara]

hero hero hero hero hero hero zero zero zero zero zero zero

[ACDCJCUSMC]

All forces against global terrorism are really to thank for his capture

[Raptor00106]

At 22 seconds the news says "A four year old makes herself into a shepherd's pie"

[bfain123]

DOOBS!

[dougiegirl12]

@AndreaNadiaR wtf r u on do u even know what Osama and gudafi did?! They harmed tortured and even killed so many innocent people. What country r u from? Pieces of shit like Osama and gudafi deserve to die horrible deaths! USA USA USA!!!!!

[smallral4]

@dougiegirl12 What about the people who were tortured in Guantamino Bay, and the civilians who were killed in Afghanistan (guess what...Osama wasn't there) USA, indeed.

[DepressionKillz]

@dougiegirl12 great reply untill you started chanting USA. (why? because you made yourself seem like the avg american idiot)