Welcome To Our House #3: Hygiene & Make-up

[JANXDPDX]

blend, blend, blend....& destroy.

[emotiwreck]

I see Genewa Stanwyck's eye makeup right there. lol.

[pritchmark]

The word 'prostitute' is French for "nature's clown"

[bruisesandcandy]

well hello....

[brokendisease]

Lite 'N Lively Cottage Cheese!

[TheHolySteven]

It looks like semen.

-wink-

[1FatSpaz]

The most important part of hygiene, is make-up!! LOL.

[danielbeasley]

Always apply a foundation that's 4-5 times darker than your neck - lol, fucking genius!

[CuervoBlack06]

Ahhh so that explains why they maced me when I tried to get an autograph from them. It was because of my rapist basecoat. lol

[FoxHound109]

"Ivory, Beige, Fair, Tote (sp?), UNfair, Kahlua, and Rapist." Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh God, that was horrible, but HILARIOUS! <3

[ur2shyshy]

The word "prostitute" is French for Nature's clown.

[dropkickthepunx]

Did someone actually say one of these women was fat? It's people like that who create unrealistic expectations for women's bodies that lead to eating disorders and self destruction. Good job asshole. On a lighter note, these women are hilarious! I love these videos.

[Ophenix1]

Do your read up on anorexia before you talk about it.

On a related note, I LOVE THESE GIRLS! Best thing on YouTube since the Bran Dad Ickson videos.

[poshjoshjosh]

i drink gravy too

[SioNoodles]

Blend, blend, blend, and destroy.

[LilDollyFace]

I agree, boiling ones vagina is an essential part of the daily beauty regime x

[whineyface]

it looks like semen

wink

[yourstillagoodperson]

*under breath*

"I hate you"

[SurfBoiDave]

I drink gravy!! HAhahha

[malletman88]

"And don't eat the mascara. You'll get diarrhea."

"WHAT?!"

LMAO!

[Diskobob66]

Both of you girls are excellent, very funny videos. Ignore the previous comment from rchpfan18. First both girls are in great shape. Neither one is fat..Thats crazy. And together youre a great team. I look forward to more videos! The word prostitute is FrenchFor clownBrilliant!

[rhcpfan18]

the skinny one is funny as shit, but the fat chick gotta go. she literally stops my laughing right in its tracks. she kind of pisses me off. the skinny one is hilarious tho...she needs a new, funnier partner!

[ZipDog11]

"Always make sure your make-up is 5 shades darker than your neck."

I always follow that rule.

[flipdude808]

i love the colors. rapist is my fave by far.

[mhdickson]

HA each one gets better - love it Girls :)

[algonquin91]

"I have horrible scares from my time as a womens' prison warden." LOL

[KweencessHoneyy886]

i like to wear redlipstick so i look like a prostitute. its french for natures clown :)

[ChickenPopsicle]

I drank gravy once. ): it was horrible, I don't even know what gravy is made of D:

probably semen, or blood.

[Twightwee]

its made from cream, meat juices and fats...so yes, it is made from blood and semen.:)

[littlemonster333]

lol, I watched it honey.. do I get a hug now? It was fairly amusing.. X

[ChickenPopsicle]

... D:

[x0x0katie]

Most people don't remember to curl their eyelashes. They're ASSHOLES.

Lmao.

[massieblock123]

Being as beautiful like us is as hard as my faulty breast implants, asshole.

[x0x0katie]

Don't eat the mascara, Emma.

STOP EATING THAT MASCARA.

[Twightwee]

My insides are screaming with laughter! Thanks!

[Nanteos]

I wash my vagina with an sos pad!

[seidoger]

And a Dyson vacuum cleaner!

[Brumerican]

it looks like semen! Wink ;)

[jeffbowers]

And Rapist. AHAHAHHAHA

[pookerstar]

"I DRINK GRAVY!" So damn good.

[kakashilovah]

"I use an eyelash curler to make my eyelashes look more like spiders, most people don't remember curl theyre eyelashes, theyre assholes." LOL <3

[Alyaziah]

give me a break.. lol

[babygurl088]

i love these videos. they are so hilarious!!

[secanje]

i like to use red lipstick to look more like a prostitute...omfg lolololol

[dundragon]

Boiling your vagina

hahaha

great

[scottyeffinrox]

"You can hide your mustache with another mustache!"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111­111 omg i died.

[Noanatsuka]

"Their assholes!" god that was so friggan funny!

[slaweku]

if this is funny, then I am a mayor of NYC

[shadowedgold]

::cackles:: Bowing down before the genius that are you!

[Xarian]

THIS IS EPIC. I LOVE YOU. XD

[ProvocativeDimitri]

I LOVE you both

it will give you diarrhea

UH oh!!

[foodtestingstrips]

I am truly a fan. YOu have more fans. I just saw a "knock off" of your parody. You are officially famous!

[Hagar7]

This was funny in a different way from the first one -- I think I liked it when it was more low key and closer to a Dickson parody instead of an insane-a-thon but shit, I still laughed my ass off.

[AuntBarbara]

I just adore the two of you! I can always count on yous for a much needed laugh!

[deborah888]

This is even better than Dickson's version....and that shouldn't be possible... you gals rock!

[humiddaze]

'I drink gravy!'

Oh wow, I had to pause it, I was laughing so hard. Hilarious. You two are the absolute best!

[AngelaJane4]

Great!!!

[xoxoxlex]

perfection anyone?

[MandyKimper]

fair...taupe....unfair LOL!

[glucifiction]

"rapist" base coat--amazing!

[VirgoRed]

I love you guys. This is golden.

[ianlovesani]

worth the wait! this video is amazing. brenda dixon has nothing on the two of you.

truly inspired.

[scottyferguson]

I laughed so hard a little poop came out.

[JeffKellySophie]

I laughed so hard a little more pee came out. Having Carol really strained my vagynah.

[willbecton]

you guys are the masters of whatever that is.

[saltymissjill]

Will you come over my house?

[vineshtein]

WOW! The best one yet!

[BigMoose1972]

hahah yes!!!! You guys rock!!

[dcsportschick]

Pure brilliance!

[Falcon]

BRILLIANT! Please Make More!

[olivemartini69]

these two bitches are my new favorites. omg I could totally be your gay bestfriend that follows u around everywhere saying cliche things like, "omg" or "fabulous" loves you!!!

[notleonard]

I really hope these videos get you two some paid gigs. Sublime, really, thanks.

[tushygalore]

I haven't laughed this hard at a video in weeks! Great job!

[dotdanger]

I wonder if I could yell at other people's makeup to make them prettier. Hmm...

[pennsylvanien]

OMG i haven't even watched this yet but i'm favouriting it cuz i know it's gonna be soo good

[mitchmagee]

I drink gravy!!!