"Oh your bottom's gonna blow man! & your bottom's gonna explode and it's gonna like cover people like Vesuvius! And like a thousand years from now archaeologists will dig people out of your assruption!"
"You've had to move brown for 5 days ...but because you have a clinical phobia of public restrooms you haven't been able to do that and..... it just feels like a hickory farm summer sausage is just going to come.... blowing out your ass any minute now.. and maybe that's how you feel."
How the hell do you make that background noise, really man, it totally feels like it comes from behind me!!!. I can't count how many times I had to take of my headphones to make sure I was not crazy. Ok Donnie, you are one original dude.
lol, at the start, it says,"i dont gfell so good.. so lets start this" and at the start instead of saying you suck at photo shop it says you sick at photoshop. lawl!
Sorry for the irrelevance, but i need help. I made a pretty cool graphic, which is mainly a background i found, desaturated and some text with ALOT of editing done to it. i dont remember how i edited it, and i want to ADD to the text. only i cant add because ive converted it to... something (noob a Photoshop). just wondering if there was a way to copy what was edited in the text.
Edits i used:
Lots of Adjustments and filters as well as FX (i know how to copy FX though)
@UtubeAREgrapes honestly.. you just suck at photoshop and you have alot of learning to do. if you cant do it twice then dont do it once dont just pick random effects when you dont know what they do, even if you do then keep it simple. what you did was rasterize the text layer wich made it where its not directly editable.
in a few months youll relize you can just make those crappy over edited "graphics" that arent origonal in 2 minutes. youll see
@Femicide09 Yeah that did come out a little wrong.. they way i meant it was, if you dont know what your doing, or how you did it, then dont do it.. you know? its better to learn the easy stuff first, then teach yourself, or learn the new tools, stratagies ect. instead of picking some random filter from the filter gallery and thinking it's the best thing you've ever made.
"Fat gas puffing up inside of this beef rod" Oooh yeah baby, talk dirty to me
SpidermansSymbiote 3 weeks ago
youve been living in a shanty town made out of coats. xD
foreverlover10 3 weeks ago
to anyone who is actualy is watching this for a tutorial this is how you make tits look bigger.
blanbproductionshd 1 month ago
My name isn't Donnie and you sick at spelling.
WordSpy 1 month ago
I have a clinical plobia of public bathrooms :(
They are the most disgusting places on Earth.
1337lolguyman 3 months ago
why is this guy so pathetic? acted out character or not, ugh! makes this so hard to watch ><
Gnomercii 3 months ago
@Gnomercii Get a sense of humor.
IPT1994 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
This video made me have to take a shit.
Shad3x 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
is this fake!
frujka123 5 months ago in playlist You Suck At Photoshop
@frujka123 Was that a question- I can't tell cause you used the wrong punctuation<
FoxHoundUnit89 4 months ago
@frujka123 you dumbass its a series
Zipito06 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
@frujka123 no, this guy killed himself a couple of weeks after his last uploaded video. :/
gangster301 2 months ago
I feel your acted pain, donnie. I fucking feel it.
iSamtana 5 months ago 2
im watching this just to hear his jokes!
aldino899 6 months ago 2
Do you people honestly believe this is serious?!
thomasw011 6 months ago
subbed :)
shadonicx9 6 months ago
If your on a random computer why does it have the logo? and you skype at work :/
nazerbs 6 months ago
How fo u get photshop and where
AwesomeMe563 6 months ago
You could say that his pants are liquefied now. Heh heh.
MondayNites 6 months ago
Those sky calls certainly ruin the experience for me. Other than that these tutorials are wonderful.
DestroManiak 6 months ago 2
I really wanna help that guy :( I feel really bad now...
TheStrangebeing 7 months ago
these videos make me just feel depressed
flyingbob5 7 months ago
i am sick at photoshop. look at the beggining'
Dwarfmed 7 months ago
Don't go shooting anyone in the meantime...
catboy239 8 months ago
490 people accepted the award
duedhelwen 8 months ago
How now brown cow?
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YongHurt 8 months ago
This video made me have to take a shit
BigGabeG 8 months ago
"Oh your bottom's gonna blow man! & your bottom's gonna explode and it's gonna like cover people like Vesuvius! And like a thousand years from now archaeologists will dig people out of your assruption!"
LMAO! Bravo!
MRKetter81 9 months ago 38
You are a big jerk liar.
always the person you are making a work on or about comes to speak to you ?
what a liar!
CrunchyLips0 9 months ago
@CrunchyLips0 Are you retarded?
Fosax 9 months ago
@Fosax Am i a Fosax ?
CrunchyLips0 9 months ago
@CrunchyLips0 "Liar", this is a comedic series, none of that stuff is real genius.
Fosax 9 months ago
@CrunchyLips0 You are literally 12 or mentally retarded.
loper9 9 months ago
GO to bathroom !!
oh my god
oh oh oh ??
CrunchyLips0 9 months ago
Wait thid is dane cook?!
theqwertymuffin12 9 months ago
my name is Amy and you suck at spellings
roddiyako3d 9 months ago
it ends at 3:09 where are the other 3 seeconds??
alejandrotopete 10 months ago
@alejandrotopete
What are you talking about?
DutchGuy014 9 months ago
WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU!
fireballs450 10 months ago
i bet this guy its a big fan of grand auto theft
crisdaniel22 10 months ago
What can brown do for you?
CptSteiner 11 months ago 57
LOL
AGIANTWHITEFRAT 11 months ago
lol on the pic it says geoff sweatstain
oGOLDENSNiPERo 1 year ago
wahahahah, These are so funny
doug360x 1 year ago
Hickery brown sausage xD
kingdomofpatrick 1 year ago
lol
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gotankz4 1 year ago
"S-barro"
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LenardOliphant985 1 year ago
any 1 can tell me where can i dowload photoshop?
bieberfever1220 1 year ago
@bieberfever1220
adobe.com
narutardedd 1 year ago
@bieberfever1220 it cost 700$
777pixlemap 1 year ago
@bieberfever1220 just search it on youtube and you'll find it free
Eff3ct3D 1 year ago
is this real or for comedy cause this guy is depressed is he ok?
WeLLYKILLme 1 year ago
@WeLLYKILLme its just a unique comical twist on photoshop tutorials dude :P
watch all the episodes youll see a story emerging ;)
x7VenGeaNcE7x 1 year ago
@WeLLYKILLme you realize this is Dane Cook right?
gentlybroken2005 1 year ago
@gentlybroken2005 No it is not Dane Cook. It's actually Troy Hitch.
itboy25 1 year ago
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gentlybroken2005 1 year ago
@itboy25 actually it IS Dane Cook. It's his fuggin face on the last episode. derr.
gentlybroken2005 1 year ago
@gentlybroken2005 it is not Dane Cook doing Donnie. It IS Troy Hitch and Dane Cook made a cameo appearance for the last episode..
itboy25 1 year ago
"You've had to move brown for 5 days ...but because you have a clinical phobia of public restrooms you haven't been able to do that and..... it just feels like a hickory farm summer sausage is just going to come.... blowing out your ass any minute now.. and maybe that's how you feel."
PYROSF 1 year ago 4
napoleon dynamite just helped me!
PETflaska 1 year ago
imagesasdasdasd
patchikins00 1 year ago
ya do know this guy makes spelling mistakes on purpose right? bitchesss
Darkghost713 1 year ago
the annoying guy who keeps callin sounds like Jissie from Breaking Bad :p
sauduk 1 year ago
i wish i could quote everything this man says , seriously words can not describe how funny this is
DragracingX 1 year ago
Your sense of comedic timing and style is very very good. I certainly hope you get your big break because you definitely have the talent to be big.
planetrob555 1 year ago
DON'T EVER ANSWER THAT CALL!!!!...LOL!!!
RyokuXaz 1 year ago
wowisee must be a special person! very good!!
montuwe 1 year ago
any1 noticed "You sick at photoshop" ?
ID345891 1 year ago
@ID345891 At photoshap :D
SamuraiBatgirl 1 year ago
@ID345891 you not notice each new video has a different typo?
bobbysnobby 1 year ago
Ass-ruption... Epic!
purevil5 1 year ago
con someone tell me what the e mail said
bored2deathish 1 year ago
I wish these had a different kind of humor, cause it's kind of depressing...
TheXRealXBrapp 1 year ago
481 have that boss XD thumbs up
sime443 1 year ago
@sime443
Go be a thumb whore somewhere else.
puppett11 1 year ago
DECLINE THE FUCKING CALL!
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago
I'll take some Esbaroh!
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago
@QuikVidGuy Lol, it's Sbarro.
WoWKoest 1 year ago
@WoWKoest Did you hear the way he pronounced it?
QuikVidGuy 1 year ago
i thought you died on lesson 5 :P
DeejaMiry 1 year ago
The american education system should take notes from Donnie about making learning fun.
JackFlash19 1 year ago 4
"I do accept this safety award on behalf of... nobody... nobody but me."
LOL!
CrimzonAE 1 year ago
to start with i actually thought this guy's stories were true!
je2555 1 year ago
ew liquify
MrIJustWatch 1 year ago
DANE COOK!
TheZombahs 1 year ago
Become a comedian.
Please!
UltraRobbie 1 year ago
@UltraRobbie This is Dane Cook, watch their featured video.
Cole1497 1 year ago
@Cole1497 it dosent even sound like dane cook
hurleytwin999 1 year ago
@Cole1497 the first one was dane cook
TimSkateProject 1 year ago
@TimSkateProject Nah, they all are, look at the last one.
GraffitiSlammer 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMFG I am crying I am laughing so hard!
hotdog2020 1 year ago
did he crap himself at the end????? :O
misuman23 1 year ago
@misuman23
I think that's heavily implied.
kojivalle 1 year ago
all adobe products should be taught like this!
GLENGUARIN 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAA OMFG! HAHA THAT MADE MY CRY! LMAO
"-have u drop the load yet?
-awe dude what can brown do for you man!
-naw seriously dude u have got to make a splash!
-drop a duce!"
hahahahaha that just made my day lmao
benriv16 1 year ago
and when you were heading home you got stuck in the airport for.. ss.--- ninety six hours
MGBarotto 1 year ago
lol at the email message
GarlandFraser 1 year ago
2:13 "Massage de bloated ego from the fleshy head"
penerico23 1 year ago
a friggin hickory farm summer sausage. OmFg that made me cry.
trailerrasjosh1 1 year ago
god damn tomeka...
punkylynnbrewster 1 year ago
My name is donne and you....su-..uck at photoshop -.-
KarimAshraf1 1 year ago
478 People lived through Donnie's ordeal
Bjasper 1 year ago
he always sounds so tired. lol u got asthma??
Caltello 1 year ago
@Caltello lol.. no its an act, watch all his previous videos of this tutorial :p he has an entire story :3
villobillo 1 year ago
dude i have a dout is this your real life or you are just acting ?? ps great tutorial
cardtrinityfy990 1 year ago
@cardtrinityfy990 it's an act
PopeKurt 1 year ago
why do you breathe like that?
mindaugasponetauskas 1 year ago
Wow, Im glad to learn that this is all just an act. For a second there I thought you were a man with a really really bad life. Awesome videos =]!
Incredibad2k10 1 year ago
Wth is wrong w/ you -:|
321MPC 1 year ago
@321MPC It's a joke you idiot, and this is ALL ACTING!
How come you're so stuipid?
141521293043IsMe 1 year ago 62
Your tutorials are very useful! thanks! :)
hampoychampoy 1 year ago
ASSRUPTION!!!! Ahahahaha
thekiklofid 1 year ago
"what can brown do for you?"
1324354657687980891 1 year ago
I hope you get well but i do like your dog very much, very very much, thank you very much that its. chus
Tishit 1 year ago
@Tishit you know this isnt real right hes acting
shadowrundas 1 year ago
Your use of adjectives is even better that the photoshops skills.
ninjanickb 1 year ago
Looks like Jay Leno
JordannnnGFX 1 year ago
Make in higher quality please!
b4dys3 1 year ago
A hickory farm summer sausage is gonna come blowing out of your ass or something!
MilindaX 1 year ago 4
How the hell do you make that background noise, really man, it totally feels like it comes from behind me!!!. I can't count how many times I had to take of my headphones to make sure I was not crazy. Ok Donnie, you are one original dude.
funny like hell I most admit.
crybabyann 1 year ago 58
@crybabyann he's in his basement xD
Zhadov97 10 months ago
Marlena from cloverfield comes to mind.
Atreus21 1 year ago
#LOL
kirekung95 1 year ago
what happened to ur mac?
LifeonRice1 1 year ago
@LifeonRice1
this is his work computer
Epson5000 1 year ago
hickory farm summer sausage LOL
zant07 1 year ago
this guy is awesome
frixos007 1 year ago
I learned more from this about photoshop then real tutorials.
artha14 1 year ago 3
#LOL
xXDevilMayKillXx 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!! 1:34 - "S-BARRO"
CarbonXstudio 1 year ago
fake
tpr418 1 year ago
@tpr418 Fake? Wtf are you talking about?
Mellowbuzz1974 1 year ago
I love the way how you put in mistakes everytime
DarkMew1337 1 year ago
Genius! Thank you.
TheMmenagerie 1 year ago
#OMG #WTF #FAIL #LOL
GIossary 1 year ago
did you drop a load yet? ahahahahaha insane
patricksreels 1 year ago
Dude - just use the toilet already, lol.
NothingOriginal55 1 year ago
drop a duece!
newguy298 1 year ago
#FAIL : you sick at photoshop
OverBloww 1 year ago
@OverBloww i think he meant to do that
freaklatino13 1 year ago
@ShodowFromRakion 'foice' LOL
stickfasguy 1 year ago
someone here is rly anoying ,and has a irritating foice
ShodowFromRakion 1 year ago
what type of photo shop
markiemark1234567890 1 year ago
@markiemark1234567890 Adobe Photoshop CS3
tk3eazee 1 year ago
I am kinda afriad to pick the next one..
Heklep 1 year ago
are what you say truth ore just for fun. i dont get becase i be retard
TheAnaconda456 1 year ago
are you ok?
paaisaweirdo 1 year ago
he's so annoying, just get to the point
abq911 1 year ago
stop being so dramatic...
woonky17 1 year ago
Omg this dude's awesome... You deserve a lot more views!
wowisee 1 year ago 126
@wowisee 1 million isn't enough? XD
UsaLime 1 year ago
his life sucks so bad.
penfags 1 year ago
Finally! Someone who is helpful AND HILARIOUS!
uvi517 1 year ago 55
haha
Sick
96 hours
lol
LolRoflLmaoWtfOmgFtw 1 year ago
i do sick at photoshop
TheOrange42 1 year ago
hahahaha!
xxpinkcreamxx 1 year ago
thank god i noticed this was fake before it got too bad.
this is fake right?
right?!
nemomoo 1 year ago
how come every video the title is mispelled one way or another
TheSoulmaster12 1 year ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CUT TOOL??
TheeGuthster 1 year ago
Donnie, You are just hilarious. I am learning photoshop and just can't stop laughing. When are you going to start your own show?
BadBrad23 1 year ago
lol
Nenshati19 1 year ago
lol, at the start, it says,"i dont gfell so good.. so lets start this" and at the start instead of saying you suck at photo shop it says you sick at photoshop. lawl!
Dessierey 1 year ago
The guy sounds like he needs Prozac or something...
darthspeaks 1 year ago
And yes - I know this is a joke...
darthspeaks 1 year ago
lol "assruption"
Aftermath696 1 year ago
"a hickory farm summer sausage is just gunna come blowing out your ass" Fucking amazing ...
PandaXcss 1 year ago
Hickory farm Summer Sausage come blowing out yer *** LMFAO
getzy0001 1 year ago
It's funny cause the outlandish remarks make you remember the tools used in the video, which actually teaches you Photoshop. Haha.
FlegDesigns 1 year ago 3
I Luv you!! you are way toooo funny!! your # one fan!!
Cheers,
Tanya.
sueme5 1 year ago
Sorry for the irrelevance, but i need help. I made a pretty cool graphic, which is mainly a background i found, desaturated and some text with ALOT of editing done to it. i dont remember how i edited it, and i want to ADD to the text. only i cant add because ive converted it to... something (noob a Photoshop). just wondering if there was a way to copy what was edited in the text.
Edits i used:
Lots of Adjustments and filters as well as FX (i know how to copy FX though)
UtubeAREgrapes 1 year ago
@UtubeAREgrapes honestly.. you just suck at photoshop and you have alot of learning to do. if you cant do it twice then dont do it once dont just pick random effects when you dont know what they do, even if you do then keep it simple. what you did was rasterize the text layer wich made it where its not directly editable.
in a few months youll relize you can just make those crappy over edited "graphics" that arent origonal in 2 minutes. youll see
TheFakeTruth1 1 year ago
@TheFakeTruth1 "If you can't do it twice then don't do it once". Probably the dumbest thing I've heard.
Femicide09 1 year ago
@Femicide09 Yeah that did come out a little wrong.. they way i meant it was, if you dont know what your doing, or how you did it, then dont do it.. you know? its better to learn the easy stuff first, then teach yourself, or learn the new tools, stratagies ect. instead of picking some random filter from the filter gallery and thinking it's the best thing you've ever made.
TheFakeTruth1 1 year ago
@TheFakeTruth1 Ah I see. For a second I thought you were saying never try something unless you can do it perfect every time. I agree though.
Femicide09 1 year ago
"1000 years from now archieologists will dig people out of your ass ruption!"
djkub1 1 year ago
Shanty town made out of coats.
nylecrane2k7 1 year ago 3
"WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU!"
dbend144 1 year ago
go to sborrow and G off
alienhunter96 1 year ago
Sbarro! :]
dailyblabbity 1 year ago
did u crap your chair HAHAHAAH
bluaser 1 year ago 2
Hilarious!
Solomohn 1 year ago