MST3K 0704 The Incredible Melting Man Part 2

[NorwichTeenwolf]

Who would eat soup with crackers anyway? Unless it's some odd American tradition?

[Glitcher2000]

"We can repair her. She'll be better, faster, stronger."

Ha ha! Love the reference. XD

[mikejg2550]

"Who knows about it?"

"Just me and half a nurse."

Love it!!!

[ChaoticYak]

They made a mistake and they just went home with the actors!

"Steve?"

STEVE had crackers!

[tdickensheets]

Tom: I never put on that much make up on!

[SpiderxBlue]

these new 70 movies are quit possibly funny but they make me squeamish

[guilmon182]

AATCH-KAH!!

[EdwFam2010]

KEITH MOON IN THE HOSPITAL -- LOL

[edwood666]

"Judy is pregnant again."

"Hey thats great!"

(awkward pause)

iiisnt it? LMAO!!

[applebonker141]

"Jesus is coming in his magic spaceship. 'MEMBER?! NGH!" LMAO!

[devospud]

Between this and Night of the Blood Beast... if your name is Steve and you go into space, its pretty much over for you.

[RichterTheEternal]

Man, I know movies back when this movie came out and now like to abuse the try-to-get-your-characters-alo­ne-so they-can-easily-be-killed cliche, but that scene and the setting involving the nurse is surreal.

[BlackAdam1231]

He's on rollerblades!!

Well Doctor, shall we uncover the buffet?

[requiem4ameme]

"There's a lot of radiation."

"Yes, and that's not the worst of it. We don't even know whether it's contagious or not."

Yes folks, this man thinks radiation is a contagious disease. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

Hilarious episode, thanks for posting it! I especially like the little blurbs in the description explaining the obscure references. But just out of curiosity - why did you disable ratings?

[EmilyDNelson]

@requiem4ameme I thought worse than that was that he had some reason to believe it WAS contagious but didn't feel like telling the doctor to put on a mask or anything....

[TheDetachablepenis]

TED WANTS SOME CRACKERS!

[alaskaTrobot]

" there's a black guy in my office "

[Windclaw]

THERE'S your Windows 95!

[EdwFam2010]

keith moon in the hospital - lmfao



[QuartuvLarry]

"Er, no! I'll get the door for you!" LMAO!

[KaristaSwiss]

6:15 That was great. are we moving or ....

[GroovieBuff]

"Raging Bull!"

Ha, Crow!

[FerraTiKarinaNeil]

*sigh* You gotta wonder sometimes what was going through the director's head when he was making this "movie"?

I mean, what made him think it would be a good idea to have a fat nurse in an extremely tight outfit running and screaming down a hallway in slow motion with nobody behind her the whole time?

Answer: the same numbskull who thought it would make sense for said nurse to be so scared she would plow right through a glass door and risk severing a few arteries than to simply open it!  ~XD

[DrMlieko]

@FerraTiKarinaNeil

Interesting bit of background into

this film was originally intended top be a comedy, but the producers decided to make it a serious horror flick instead

[Shadowlynk]

@DrMlieko Really? That would explain the incredible melting old people and their citrus shenanigans later...

[DrMlieko]

@Shadowlynk

as well as the bit with the janitor at the end

[mxzplx78]

@FerraTiKarinaNeil Actually, I'm pretty sure they always use sugar glass. Which is extremely brittle and doesn't cut you.

[uuuultra]

WHAT ABOUT THE CRACKERS?!

[pockypurse]

I love listening to Mike and the bots pretend to be insane old men. XD

[tDarKnight]

How long have I been 40 years older than you?

[ColonelHoraldo]

...So you didn't buy any crackers then?

[LONGPORKBUFFET]

Hey! You got Protoplasm in my peanut butter!

[ironychan]

Awchka!

[Theburn77]

"there's a black guy in my office..." haha

[TimelordR]

OK, one minute that nurse just ran through a glass door without a scratch & later she's on a slab with half her face missing & she's radioactive.

WARNING: gaping plot holes ahead!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm not gonna look silly in this shot, am I? You'll maintain my dignity?

"This wasn't any animal."

I had misidentified her as an elk.

[ChaosChaser]

NO! Not the sandwich! Why!?

[MagicalTrumpy]

we don't have any crackers!!!!!????? next you're going to tell me that lembach isn't staying!

[MagicalTrumpy]

my apologies for being a annoying nerd but the shakespeare quote is actually from macbeth. however I like how you explained some of the more obscure jokes.

[TheBurtons06]

AN annoying nerd

[TheBurtons06]

AN annoying nerd. Still, good point.

[MagicalTrumpy]

@TheBurtons06 dang I knew I would do something like that! :D

[U3X6785]

Yeah the nurse's reaction was completely unprofessional and the colts need to hire her for her running game prowess.

[captainhowdy01]

Rule #1 Cardio!

[KSB26]

Yet another horror movie cliche on display. Sure hospitals are staffed with 100s if not 1000s of workers ranging from doctors to janitors 24/7, but the minute a serial killer, hit man, or monster gets loose suddenly 99% of the staff vanishes into into a plot hole.

[GoblinXXX]

@KSB26 Or if you need a bedpan.

[drzignot]

What exactly is so incredible about this Melting Man. He seems like a cross between Jason and the Blob so far.

[VeryAngryCamel]

why is she even running away? she just charged straight through a glass door without wasting time to open it and didn't even notice! woman's a tank!

[TheConnorboy]

"Great, she's full of crickets."

[Windclaw]

ACHKAAH!

[DionysiusSilenus]

achka lol

[tripoli911]

"Aaahhhh! my face is melting!" Man, what a drama queen

[BobSpotOn]

This movie lost all possible credibility after that fat nurse started running away from the melting man.

[SundownerDrifting]

"You want to talk to Maude Frickert?"

[rogerinkart]

Hey, she spilled blood all over her shoes! Why are they suddenly clean when Melt is chasing her?

[mowque]

Just me and half a nurse...

[TigerTaint]

OCHKUV!

[Irkedmv]

RIVERS OF BLOOD...EHHHH...SAINT PETER.

[Applemask]

They made a mistake and just went home with the actors.

[amcint01]

I like the haphazard array of medical tools.

[fkovacs1]

My ex husband used to say "hotchka" and "ouchka" all the time-- explains why he's my EX husband...

[Orbulas]

Hodgka!

[kakashi76767]

whenever anyone says dont worry, thats when i start to worry.

well, i wouldnt worry about it.

[changyimei]

This week on Emergency Patient Drop-Off!

[Gjeorje]

-Know what would take the edge off that? A little Lemsip & some paracetemol. Frankly, I think it`s a better look than his 70`s heavy metal tash....Anyone else hungry for pizza?

[sleepyhollow783]

3:20 General: "How are you doctor?"

Ted Nelson: "Not too good." (Servo: "There's a black guy in my office!")

:-))

[pytko3]

"He's on roller blades." hahahaha

[DreMacHall]

Its Keith Moon in the hospital

[DreMacHall]

Im a dried apple head!!!

[ChaoticYak]

Why is she running through the E-Z Mini Storage?

We can repair her. She'll be better. Faster. Stronger.

[christimacc]

Good to see the doctor is working so hard to find Steve.

[Gjeorje]

@christimacc NAKED GUN - "Mrs Nordberg, myself and the rest of Police Squad won`t rest until we find out who did this to your husband....now let`s go get a bite to eat."

[christimacc]

@Gjeorje

Yeah, I ROTFLd and LOLd. :-D

[Zoso881]

jesus is comming in his Magic Spaceship MEMBER!

[Slyzer4D]

5:51 through 7:18 - What was the director thinking?

[Dulcimerist]

She must've died from the injuries she sustained crashing through the glass door...

[IntroducingEmy]

"We can rebuild her — we have the technology. Better, stronger, faster."

[watda74]

How in the world did M&TB not take full advantage of 'Did you get some crackers'!! lol

-Steve had Crackers?

[tripoli911]

I told her not to pick at it.

[mrhat1978]

OTCHKA!!

[couchfort]

Have you tried Windows 95 yet?

[sindiva]

"she's full of crickets."

[anonymusbob101]

Marsh mellows! I hate marsh mellows! lmao

[sleepyhollow783]

2:29 "I speaking to you from the fallopian tube..."

[Funny when they impersonate a reporter's typical intro:-))]

3:23 "There's a black guy in my office."

[murdock283]

@sleepyhollow783 So THAT'S what Crow sid. It was hard to understand him, lol.

[globbo100]

"Geiger counter? You mean he's radioactive?"

Why doesn't the Air Force go look for this guy? The melting man is their responsibility, not the Doctor's.

[Anynom]

To paraphrase another MST3K: You can walk on your hands and outrun the guy!

[moewron]

@Anynom Or: "John Goodman on Hume Cronyn's back could outrun this guy!"