Sonichu - Episode 7! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"

[blu3vibration]

Man... I had this convoluted theory on the chant being backwards Spanish... then I looked it up and its apparently a backwards Space Ghost quote.

[TamashiiAngel]

3:40 So I wasn't the only one thinking 'Sailor Moon'...

[DynamiteDominique]

well at this point, Im only watching these vids to hear you bitch at the comic. your annotations rock!!

[superpikachu11]

I suck at drawing, but it's still better than Chris'.

Not only that, but I could create a better plot.

And I'm fourteen.

Also, slight Pokemon Mystery Dungeon reference at 4:00 (If it existed yet, since I'm hearing he drew this this comic in 2005 or something)

How fucking original, Chris.

[xxjurishikuxx]

Oh man, why is there no vodka left...all these vids to go...dammit Chris...

@2:25, ok look, my grandfather was half Cherokee and he would scalp Chris's ass for making native Americans look retarded and stereotypical /irony. I mean like, I would too. Anyone would regardless of ethnicity actually.

@3:02 'Lady friend' I can't. I just can't.

@3:35 Why....everything about my childhood is dead now. I guess I have nothing left to lose...

Fucking.....ugh...

[ShadowPoet117]

Wait wait wait... Is this guy trying to make himself out to be Mormon? Ancient American Indians, White wearing shining armor, shades of divinity... Saving all his sperm to make future generations. . . Huh... Must be my B.A. degree in Religious Studies coming through. Oh well. I'm also 1/4 Cherokee and this guy just pissed me right the hell off!

[Majorasword64]

@ShadowPoet117 he's basically the cartman of the real-world except he has autism and tries to use that to his advantage.

[MoterCrozz]

@Majorasword64 He's not autistic,he's just retarded.

[Majorasword64]

@MoterCrozz NOOOOO no no on no no no there is something WAY worse than that.

[MoterCrozz]

@Majorasword64 I know...I know...

[cloudycolacorp]

OH YES, FULFIL MY PROPHECY!

[DoctorLazers]

Oh god, oh god this is so fucked up. If you show this to anyone and told them the guy who made this was being totally serious and in his twenties they'd say you were a liar.

[SonicBrawler77]

I burst out laughing as soon as the Sailor Moon theme started playing. Why am I still watching this shit?

[Icekat1047]

if my friend saw this, she and her brother would hunt down and kill chris, because the "chris getting teleported" part is an insult to their Cherokee background! (and this comic series is an insult to the sonic and pokemon franchises)

[Icekat1047]

@Icekat1047 *added comment to previous one* and Native Americans had tribes, not clans from what I know o.o correct me if I am wrong.

[Icekat1047]

if my friend saw this, she and her brother would hunt down and kill chris, because the "chris getting teleported" part is an insult to their Cherokee background! (and this comic series is an insult to the sonic and pokemon franchises)

[modshroom]

HOW THE FUCK IS HE HIS FATHER

[holloways99]

2:36 the fuck that indean is white.........

[LeRach]

Maybe it's just me, but that bit where Sonichu is trying to convince Chris to go into the cave with him kinda sounds like the old man is planning to rape them.

[heartlessmushroom]

The stupid chanting backwards sounds like some sort of alien trash talk:

HA HA!

LOMBAKI CERO PLUMA CELA ZONA!

[SlashFirestorm]

2:13

Good, Chris! You look kind of cool!

[sonic8005]

Why is it never brought up that Chris-chan's dialogue bubbles are always placed so awkwardly?

[mxc82]

Now native americans are gonna hate him. Anyway, can you tell me if the message meant something? I'm curious.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

Im half Cherokee. Usually I dont give a shit about things like race, but Jesus fuck, after that part with the ancient Cherokee nation...Oh God, I just wanna scalp some of you fuckers right now.

[Iemanonymous1]

My internet stars a bug named Needers.

I'm going to do a page where Needers lays eggs in Sonichu's face.

[phoenixhart17]

D:

Oh my God...I mean...Hetalia can get away with it because America there represented the colonies...but...God damn...a white ancient Indian leader? Wow...this is stupid...

[RandomPerson616]

2:21

So the leader of the ancient Cherokee is white?

[RoninCatholic]

Notice how he was surprised by the loss of shirt sleeves and addition of a tail, but not loss of his naughty bits.

[HyrAyl]

Everytime this comic mentions the Cherokee an awful chill goes down my spine.

[RoninCatholic]

@HyrAyl Even us Mohawks are offended by that.

[Iguana875]

Oh God, I lost my shit when the Sailor Moon theme began to play.

[MrHomelessHank]

Half of my enjoyment coming from these videos is the music

F*ckin A choice bro

[mespecialaccount]

The chant, when read backwards, is several words in Spanish. Utter gibberish though. "Lombaki think feather clea zone". I don't get the points, because it's still unreadable.

[SaltyKid2]

Anyone getting magical girl vibes from this?

[jamesbob006]

FURRY POWERS! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GreatNegus]

As soon as Chris gave himself powers, he pretty much shoehorned himself in the story as the main character. It also began with the sub-episodes.

[JunkCCCP]

The perfect bedtime story

[ytimg62]

Why do they have square eyes?

[FFS1NICO]

hey viv what's the name of the old narrator?

[phoenixhart17]

Jesus...even if Chris got the idea from Yu-Gi-Oh, where the reincarnations look like their ancestors, at least Yu-Gi-Oh makes them LOOK Egyptian!

[ihatemuffins123]

Coming soon: Marink, the Plumber Hero of Time.

ORIGINALCHARACTERDONOTSTEAL

[DoctorLazers]

@ihatemuffins123 Linkario sounds cooler... Just sayin.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

me creature of prophecy. you virgin with rage chris chan. me kill you and make big fire.

[ZebrahProductions]

Aren't Cherokees Native Americans... FUUUUUUUUUU-

[artman40]

@ZebrahProductions -CK!

[DemonicRemption]

@ZebrahProductions Yes... Yes they are... History class apparently wasn't Chris-chan's biggest subject.

[nucleardeath07]

This is like watching some sickening furry fantasy. I feel dirty now but no matter how much I scrub I cannot get clean. I'LL NEVER BE CLEAN!

[MadaraXIII]

LMAO dude, your commentary makes this bearable!!

[oldmemeless]

@MadaraXIII "...Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Chris-chan, 14 Branchland Court 22968 Ruckersville, VA, wgah'nagl fhtagn..." ("The Call of Aspie")

[CDbiggen]

So far the only decent thing to come out of watching this shit for me is listening to the Skies of Arcadia soundtrack.

[tw1stedgrudge]

Anoz Aelc Amulp Oerc Ikabmol Ah Ah Cthulhu F'tagn.

[MadaraXIII]

@tw1stedgrudge I'yaa Cthulhu!!!!

[foxfire667]

ANOZ AELC AMULP OERC IKABMOL AH AH!

I knowz I rack 'em up, alright? I keep 'em all...AH HA!

Possibly relating to all the figures he has in his room...best I can come up with. Is it worth 50 points?

Ah Christan. he is just BRIMMING with originality isn't he?

[boitahaki]

Chris Chan is just another furfag

nothing to see here

[BlanFan2O]

So, caves have the same font as the speech bubbles? Why didn't the "anchuents" use a different font? Chris is a moron. What the hell is that thing on the guy's head? And Spider-Man. So, does Chris calling that guy his ancestor mean he claims Native American ancestry? Also, according to him, any Sonic/Sonic recolors MUST have gloves. Can anyone say "generic"?

[dylan697]

that was just painful

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Alan Moore eat your heart out!

[whistleforthebigcash]

THE FUCK...CHEROKEE...THE...NO. NO.

[DemonicRemption]

@whistleforthebigcash If I weren't a stronger man, being of Cherokee descent(10% anyway) I'd be insulted by this...But I'm not. Still it is pretty dumb.

[Irrelevant402]

"Uh Father? I'm pretty much freaked out by this." For a brief moment it seemed like Sonichu gained some intelligence and became the much needed Greek chorus.

Honor roll my ass indeed.

[TheMechanic9000]

if i was suddenly turned into an "electric hedgehog" my initial reaction would be "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME? CHANGE ME BACK DAMMIT"

[Xunkun]

3:00 - Chris's biggest priority being helping himself, of course.

4:38 - "Hey Brian. Wanna get the zap outta here?" "Zap yeah."

As bad as you may think your annotations are: You didn't draw the comic.

Even if you're sobbing in the shower, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, just remember:

"I didn't make Sonichu."

[Xunkun]

2:15 - I mean, let's look at this (goddamnit)- his self-image is SO dependant oh his pendant, he

HAS to have it on in the middle of a ritual where he had to take it off and put it on an altar! AND GODDAMN THAT SKULL.

[Kitchinsink3]

Electric Hedgehog power? Wouldn't it be easier to attack your enemies with a gun or something?

OH WAIT.

[Xunkun]

0:29 - God damn, in real life (if somehow this shitfest was made manifest), THAT'S what Sonichu's default/neutral expression actually look like

1:00 - that hair? Imagine what his fucking skull must be shaped like!

1:24 - UNDER-FUCKING-STATEMENT.

1:34 - Said the old man, staring lustfuly at Chris' ass.

1:44 - Shooooort buuuuus.

1:57 - That ANYone spent the time to enshrine this shit...

Redo the old man's voice as Herbert the Pervert.

2:15 - AND HIS MEDALLION REAPPEARS ON HIM. ಠ_ಠ

[FaunoBoi]

Even the transformation is the same as Sailor Moon, it only proves chris is not only a fag, but a furfag

[glidepunch1534]

@FaunoBoi hey i resent that

[Xunkun]

@FaunoBoi Yeah, don't pin his shit on us.

Also, apologize to the gays too.

[UltimiaVlad]

1:33, is the old guy wearing anything? ;-;

I got Anus on the first word. Thats all. I do know he was laughing at us at the end.

3:04 What lady friend?

4:34, Me, you and everyone else Sonichu.

[Aliun625]

LOl, You're annotations are hysterical and true.

[Jkn127]

I loled at the sailor moon music

[SlashFirestorm]

You know, the, uh..."Anchuent Prophesy" seems to have NOTHING TO DO WITH SONICHU, instead giving Chris and two other equally uninteresting humans powers in a series that is already crowded with characters.

Oh, my mistake, I was under the illusion that Sonichu would focus on...ya know, Sonichu. OH WHAT A FOOL I WAS

[Frizzurd]

Sonichu is Christian's pingas!

[DBuilder]

no, i like hearing you bitch. you have every right to.

[ElSingario]

@icestarmoonstar Why? He's easily just as self righteous as you are.

[ElSingario]

If I turned into a hedgehog I'd eat some cabbage or something.

[doublespirit1]

The ending of the comic strongly resembles Digimon, when the Digivices instead of artifacts appear in the hands of the Digidestined...*gulp*

[pw3djoeisback]

2:04 to 2:10 sounds like a Islamic chant

[metalWeirdo77]

@pw3djoeisback It's a reversed version of something he stole from 'Space Ghost: Coast to coast'

another TV show I hold dear to me that Chris has taken an autistic dump on

[mordredt02]

Apparently Chris is a descendant of Ozymandias.

[samuraikarasu]

Alright I just watched this again, and the chant the old guy says at 2:08 is definitely a spell Zorak used on Space Ghost in Space Ghost Coast to Coast, only it's backwards.

This guy is 30 years old and thought no one would be able to notice him ripping something off by putting it backwards. Well kcuf uoy sirhC.

[Shezmu]

Oh god, so this is where things stop just being so bad it's good and start getting disturbing, isn't it? Abandon hope, ye who enter.

[ClownVonDavid]

Fuck yeah, Sailor Moon

[Lulznation]

lol destiny cave? what is he muhhamad?

[TheMolt1]

@icestarmoonstar

yeah, I am offended

[metalWeirdo77]

2:10 is Zoraks hypnosis chant from space ghost coast to coast backwards...thanks Chris, once again you just raped a signficant part of my childhood.

[Spermagram]

Yay, T

he White Stripes!

[dogsRoxXD]

annotations are funny and a fucking jesus

[Shadonara]

Not even Sailor Moon made the transformation sequence awesome

Chris, you fail so hard

[poopskinTheLiar]

4:31 Downs Syndrome Chris-chan Sonichu!

[TwilightSylvestris]

ROFL this made me cry tears of laughter, I love your comments! xD

[VelLucio]

I believe that his comics represents in his mind how he wishes his life should've been.

[Pootsforever]

How would Chris even know about Cherokees without having at least a basic idea of what their skin color is? I don't even

[hardybrunchman]

man I love chris chan he's so manly

/pst for gay sexorzz

[SlashFirestorm]

Pale. Cherokee.

Um.

Wow. I honestly don't know what to say.

[bunearpika10]

good use of the Sailor Moon theme XD

[MidnightMidna]

Maybe fighting evil by moonlight

Trying to win love by drawing pornographic pictures and acting creepy by daylight

Probably running from a real fight

He is the one named Chris-Chan Sonichu

[AltoCat1]

@MidnightMidna

Dude, that was freaking awesome.

[TheSpeedy149]

@MidnightMidna That parody will sell faster than you can "Friday"!

[PurpleStorm8]

@MidnightMidna HA HA!! Thats pure WIN!!

[gszx1337]

Lol at Sailor Moon theme.

[Pawkit]

I don't know if anyone has made note of this but the fact he had pink eye just shows that he rolls in fecal matter enough to get it in his eye resulting in pink eye. That's our Chris!

[RattleheadSwe]

creator AND father? lol wut?

[DJMation]

i love how the narrator says the words as Chris wrote it, even if they are not spelled correct

[poshi6576]

you have no idea how had I laughed at the sailor moon transformation

[BlueKnightNight]

I still don't even as Chris is Sonichu's father. Has Chris talked about this matter as of why he's Sonichu's father, when hearing that he's the father of Sonichu, it sounds like he had sexual intercourse with a hedgehog and then Sonichu was born.

[Kytescall]

Don't think about it... Just don't.

[LordMegatronG1]

God Dammit I think I just got cancer from watching this....Chris is a horrible person.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@LordMegatronG1 If sonichu is the cancer, captions are the chemo.

[teath123]

Sailor moon fuck yes.

[Hoshitori]

Sailor Moon theme = fucking win.

[lolwhutusername]

"Anoz aelc amulp oerc ikabmol ah ah!"

ahaha wtf? lmao

[LulzIshall]

ha ha lombaki creo pluma clea zona.

FUCK IT MADE NO SENSE BACKWARDS

He's just making shit up.

[Jrge666]

mostly yes, but check it! some of those backward words appear to be spanish

creo = belive

pluma = pen or feather

zona = zone

coincidence? ...yea, still think so

[adudehere]

that cherokee must've been like hitler to have been reincarnated as Chris-Chan

x_x

[Cooldudepb]

Someone explain this to me

Why the fuck is Vivitheg's voice so fucking manly? Is it supposed to be a joke that "shes" a dude?

[MACGRUBEN]

thats not her

[yackyack2]

she uses a narrator.

This is the old one

[TruKriegsaffeNo9]

That's not Vivi narrating. She edits the audiobooks together.

[TiffanyDoll]

Someone else does the narration

[OldAS220]

zona clea pluma creo lombaki ha ha = mind fuck

[massu814]

i don't understand what that means but i know your right

[Blahdalizer]

Man. I feel sorry for those two. I would hate to turn into a furry out of nowhere. Wait a minute... OH NO!

[Garlannd]

No wonder why we slaughtered the Indians! Look who was a fucking representative for them!

[whiteboy7890]

hahaha

[LucasHorclox]

why Chris why?

[AkatsukiMario]

My eyes feel like bleeding

[BlueKnightNight]

Apparently, Chris believes himself to be a reincarnation of the leader of the Cherokee, huh.

[CinemaEpic]

3:50 rips off stan lee

[pwnageking5]

I'm ashamed to be 1 quarter of a quarter Cherokee.

[posthumanfetus]

::sigh::

@pwnageking5: Me too.

Me too.....

[ISleepNow]

Don't be, the Cherokee's are great. It's Chris-Chan that sucks. He ruins everything he touches.

But Not retroactively.

There's a Primal Archetypal Fail in him that has nothing to do with the Cherokee aspect of his background

[ZerepWerdna26]

I'm crying man

I'm literally crying on how dumb this comic is.

[Shadoboy]

A cherokee? That looks more like a greek armor. With a stupid hat.

Seriously, not even the Village People would wear that.

[sorrowfear]

Oddly enough. Better drawn and better wrote then most animu.

[robokill387]

not really, no. Animu is poorly animated, but the artwork itself isn't bad. they have a grasp on basic anatomy.

[sorrowfear]

Naw, not really. Its shit.

[Stupidfart9876]

Best Comic Evar ^_^

[IRAwEsOmE]

I know what evil was released from the cave.

more Sonichu comics

[pvegeta]

did he ever explain how chris created sonichu? I thought it was all Sonic The Hedgehog's doing

[Spektre41]

It was part of a high school project. He was supposed to make a "Best Of" CD Cover. He could'nt use copyrighted characters, so he made Sonichu.

[pvegeta]

no, I mean in the story... Chris is Sonichu's father, right? But that doesn't fit with how Sonichu was born in episode 0

[Spektre41]

Umm... Sonichu Force? Yes, Sonichu Force. That explains all.

[pvegeta]

lol, someone had a great explanation, actually. "He's Autistic."

[EmperorZetta]

Is it bad that I knew right away the first song was from the jungle village in Skies of Arcadia?

[JasonCuntpunch]

No. It took me a moment to figure that one out.

[GeneralFod1]

Horteka

[LordPenguin7485]

THIS COMIC IS GODDAMNED BRILLIANT

[clas2783]

Finally got around to watching these videos and damn...

It seems like most of the male characters in the comic are CWC projecting himself into his own twisted fantasy world. The city and the mall are named after Chris, the main villain is "Christian" spelled backwards, and he holds all titles of power. The narcissism is astounding. Every aspect of CWCville revolves around pleasing Christian in some manner.

Chris is the Kim Jong-il of autistics. Thank god he doesn't have access to the A-bomb.

[angrytigerP]

No shit.

[TatsunoKoori]

Or the H-Bomb for that matter...

[TheLordkorv]

@clas2783 "the main villain is "Christian" spelled backwards" how did i not see that? and he would just burn himself on the a-bomb anyway.

[holla06]

sailor moon theme at 3:38!!!! rofl!!!!

[holla06]

this makes me want to play sonic adventure...lol

[iyasaekki]

Pale skinned and blue-eyed Native Americans? Did someone accidentally switch Chrissy's Bible with the Book of Mormon?

[Edgemaster000]

Not sure, they're both the same from my stand point.

[scorptatious]

Why the hell, does he need to turn into a hedgehog anyway? Does he want to have sex with the girl Sonic characters without offending God or something?

[ubahquiet]

3:48

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh god that music made me laugh so hard.

[elkaia1]

When the sailor moon music started playing I just about lost it.

Seriously. I couldn't read this shit if it weren't for the music an the annotations.

[PunkyBear36]

So THIS is where Chris makes himself a character and fucks everything up.

[KKFireFox]

The fact that they break the 4th wall and try to keep the messed up story intact is proof enough that anything can happen and by anything I mean there really are people this retarded.

[zidaneff]

wasn't it messed up to begin with? I think Chris just made it worse.

[XoKarrioX]

Chris thinks hes a hero in his 6 year old mental mind...

[SamuraiMathi]

OH GOD, I'd love to see Sarah's reaction to this comic!

Useless fact: originally Wes Iseli turned into blachu