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  • this girl looks like a whack job

  • think about that one! think about that one! hhahahaah LOL

  • E. None of the above. An excellent troll, history's greatest troll ever, wrote the Bible.

    I like how she gets this look on her face, like she just came up with some incredibly clever shit that's going to stymie atheists and cause them to concede the argument. It's maddening that some people are so fucking stupid, they don't even realize they're stupid. You can't even have conversations with people like this.

  • This will keep me laughing till christmas. Thanks for posting!

    ...

    Its a joke right?

  • The bible is a bunch of books made by several authors (men claiming to be prophets) lol. The bible was put together three hundred years after Christ supposively died. Their was also several stories about Jesus and a buch of priests decided what to and not to put in the bible. Not to mention most of it was also written 70 years after christs death...some stories raise some eyebrows when you cross them. You know somethings wrong when you are told how to read the bible and take in while reading it.

  • the apostles wrote the bible supposedly but the bible i think is a bunch of bs i believe in some higher power but the holy books of many religions make no sense to me

  • People wrote the bible.

  • stupid broad

  • I wrote the bible. It's a good read, right?

  • D. Many dumb asses of the bible....such as john and the sixteen apostles or maybe some fairies i dont....know and how is this relevant with prooving athiesm wrong.....

  • Why does this have so many negative views if Zinnia Jones and Bionicdance are so popular for their atheism? This video title was a mock up right? I don't get it.

  • You are absolutely right!

    If there is no God, then who pulls up the next tissue from the box?

    Atheists cannot convince me. I already have the absolute truth and don't need any more information or any alternative explanations about God, thanks very much. My fingers are in my ears, and I am shouting laaa laaaa laaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Nobody ever said god wrote the bible.. The earth was here billions of years before the bible was even thought of. This is why men don't want women to talk fuckin' idiot..

  • people wrote the bible not god or jesus

  • Why The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster! Duh

  • D= what do i win? !!

  • can i phone a friend??

  • Some guy who felt like writing a book, long, long ago. I may write a bible now, and people may believe it in thousand of years.

  • Women aren't allowed to have opinions on religion

  • you retarded girl........

  • I'd bet 100 grand this dumb bitch has never even read the Bible.

  • id like to call a friend, jesus

  • shes trollmaster

  • this is a trick question. the answer is webster

  • um....guys?

    

  • A! the bible is waaay too long!

  • men wrote the bible. no one said in the first place that "God" wrote the bible.

  • well, WHO REWROTE THE BIBLE? think about than one!

  • MEN

  • Bible was written by my bitch slave nigger. True story. ;)

  • lol, not even Christians claim that God wrote the bible....humans did hahahaha

  • @seleleoulele That's the point she's making, smart one.

  • @seleleoulele

    Only can only hope this is satire.

  • HAHAHAHAHA WOW! That girl needs to die 'cause that lack of sense has got to be a danger to the rest of us.

  • There is a possibility that there is a God- an infinitesimal one. Not a large enough possibility that it should be believed just because it MIGHT be true, (it almost certainly isn't)

  • She Really Needs To Learn How To Debate.

  • Twitch twitch

  • lol your an IDIOT!!!!!

    god never wrote the bible ever

    have you ever heard the phrase

    the gosple according to matthew,mark,luke,john

    the reason why you probable have heard of this is because the storys in the bible were writen according to these four people. if god wrote the bible it would be the gosple according to god

  • @italianstali01 The bible is about Jesus.

    A muslim or an atheist is thus like a cannibal trying to understand a vegeterian cook book - useless unless you are born again.

  • @Thechristiancullen Wow, such a profound analogy.

  • @Thechristiancullen the bible isn't just about jesus.

  • @LAY1306 The bible is a rescue manual for sinners.

    Jesus says YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN

  • so is she saying? the book of Matthew lets say, was'nt writen by matthew?

  • There is no recorded history prior to 4,000 B.C. The world's history is clearly defined by six world powers since time began: Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome. At the time of Moses Egypt ruled the world. genesis, exodus, leviticus, numbers, and Deuteronomy came from Moses and The prophets of God wrote the other books throughout thousands of years. Gods 10 commandments were on stone about 4000 years ago or 2000b.c.

  • joe pesci

  • She's still pretty hot

  • E. None of the above. it was just someone with a bunch of time on there hands

  • Men wrote the bible... that is what Christians believe...

  • My mind just sploded....not sure if from the try hard clever look she put on or the stupidity of the question just asked.

  • mens of god wrote the bible

  • Old people that ate a lot of shrooms. Think about it, think about it.

  • If shit doesn't exist, who wrote "God hates fags" in shit, on the school bathroom wall? A.ME B.A Cat C. Richard Nixons ghost or D. Me

  • I wrote the bible bitch, everybody knows that right guys.

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  • If Albert my pet dinosaur isn't real, then who helps me with my math homework? I went from a C to a B+ in Math after I got him! If the flying spaghetti monster isn't real, then why does he have a website?

  • If Allah doesnt exist who wrote the Quran? Think about it...

  • @Ben1987X people did. over hundreds of years. if humans didnt exist, would god? no.

  • The bible is a composite of authors. No one man wrote it. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy's authors are unknown. Deuteronomy describes Moses's death. Clearly he didn't write it. The fact is, no one agrees as to the author's. But no truly unbiased religious scholor states that a diety did. But they all agree on this. Human's did.

  • This video is old and proven to be fake.

    Dumass

  • what a dumb cunt hole

  • LOL when your dislike bar looks like a Red light sabre you know you fail.

  • @NANOFORGE such an old comment, you fail harder.

  • @jim191185 Old comment?, I put it up 13 minutes ago.

  • @NANOFORGE old as in not original in the slightest, you have nothing of your own to say so you just repeat the same OLD comment. you must be so boring lol.

  • @jim191185 LOL, have a laugh dude, stop being so uptight.

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  • If there were no humans who wrote the bible think about it.

  • Oh wow, that's not even a thought provoking question. I'm a christian, but it bothers me how many christians don't seem to know where the bible came from. It's a collection of books written by dozens of people over the course of thousands of years that were later compiled into one text. The only debatable subject on that topic is whether those men were inspired and directed to write what they did. Come on girl. I applaud your intent, but you get an F for horrible execution.

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  • the one who wrote the bible is.... ME !!!! MWAHAHAHA... I AM THE CULPRIT ! YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME REDHANDED ! NAKED ! AND MASTURBATING BECAUSE I SAW A CAR ! hey miss, do you know that... Human is actually the one who started this god thing..

  • If i agree that God exists can i bang you?

  • if zeus doesnt exist then who wrote the ......

  • D, the answer is D! give me my 100 pounds.

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  • I'm pretty sure J.K.Rowling wrote the bible. I'm going with answer A.

  • are you blonde?

  • Some drunk guys

  • Sorry but this is hands down the most hilarious video i've ever seen. Altho the title gave it away, i still cracked up when she asked the question. How can people be so ignorant even to their own religion

  • Was I the only one that came here just to read the comments?

  • @ImmaFeeder Nope, me too!

  • some idiot on crack thats my answer

  • I'll lock in Z, "Humans"

  • Gutenberg

  • I came here to laugh at the dislike bar :D

  • A man shat it out

  • i would say most people on this plant can write, even mad people in sheds. XD

  • errrrr a few old men with vested interests in fooling some of the people all of the time.....just like you miss. the bible has been re-written more times than a andrew loyd webber musical to suit the times and control those who want to be lead around by the nose because they are unable to look truth in the face or do not have the courage to question their own exsistance. have a nice life lady but keep it to yourself.

    peace x

  • If God didn't exist then we wouldn't exist.

  • @wwjda333 If God didn't exist you would still exist.

  • Who usually writes? Dogs?

  • Men wrote the bible. I can write a book to.

  • @WarlockRabbit

    With fantastic spelling at that.

  • now at this time, these men didnt have the science or knowledge or understanding that we have now... and so what they couldn't explain, they contributed to a higher power....

    today... we can now prove it all to be either pure fairy tales or a misunderstanding of nature, physics and chemestry etc

  • @matthewpaul69 I agree 100% ! The people in those days even thought the world was flat and held up by 4 giant elephants ! ha ha ha ha Trying to learn from them is as stupid as a Stanford Graduate trying to learn from a kid in Kiddygarden ! Compared to them we have the Wisdom of the Gods ! In fact compared to most Religionists today I Myself have the Wisdom of the Gods !

  • Humans wrote the bible.... there... done... no god!

    wait... you want more? oh okay!

    A bunch of guys, priests and other men, got together to chronicle both historical events as well as other events with which there could not explain....

    they all wrote different parts of what we now know to be the bible...

    some stories were thrown out... and some were edited and some were embelished....

    some were stories and some events believed to be true...

  • BTW: your hair sucks! if you believe in god then pray to him to fix your hair

  • I think she's trolling?

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  • People.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

    wait...she's serious?

  • LAWL

  • obviously humans wrote it.. wtf

  • You want to control millions of people's way of living? Follow these simple steps to do so:

    1: Convince people you have talked to "God".

    2: Have them people convince other's the same thing.

    3: Get a blank book and get a bunch of fools to write for you.

    4: Write a couple fairy-tales about the "God"

    5: Get a book write in the (Insert Bullshit Rules Here) Section.

    6: Publish and enjoy the thousands of years of endless war and ignorance!

  • J.K.Rowling is the most likely answer. Unicorns and dragons? Sounds like Harry Potter to me. Jsin.

  • @AndyCielecki LOL!

  • me: I'd like to use a lifeline, Regis. Regis: alright, who'd you like to call? me: I want to call jesus, Regis. Regis: alright,lets get the big JC on the line "ringing..........." "hello, you reached heaven. please press 1 to hold until a holy man can answer, or press 2 to come out of this acid trip. "presses 1" Regis: we can't wait any longa. What is your answer? me: uhhh, A? Regis: final ansah? me: yeah Regis: I'm sorry the ansah was D. You are officially dumber than christians.
  • isnt it sad how many people live in a fantasy world they created for themselves, i guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive

  • @godlessfreedomnow constantine and his court wrote the bible then bits and piecies were removed or added on

  • A bunch of nomadic barbaric people . They did.

  • People who either wanted to set good influences for people, have more power or both.

  • go suck some1s dick and make him happy. dont think its bad for your helth

  • the awnser is D

  • omg, its YOU, the crazy japanese earthquake-praising girl.

    no wonder.

  • God didn't WRITE the fucking bible in the first place, therefore if he doesn't exist then that has no effect on who DID write the bible.

    you consider yourself a christian yet you've never read the fucking bible?

    never noticed that ever verse has its author's name right next to it?

    fuck you're dumb... and ugly as shit. go die

  • The biggest trolls in human history did.

  • This girl doesn't seem -- how shall I put this gently? -- likely to overshadow Immanuel Kant on philosophy reading lists. Oh well. In case she reads this, and wants to get a clue about "who wrote the bible", she might want to check out "The Bible Unearthed: Archaeology's New Vision of Ancient Israel and the Origin of Its Sacred Texts", a book by Israeli archaeologists Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silverman.

  • Uh ... hey! Lemme call my imaginary friend God. Ah! Hey God! You know who wrote The Bible? You know yer holy book and stuff. Oh ... okay! Right. So, God says Tom Clancy wrote the Bible! God Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It!

  • This question is pretty stupid and doesn't proof anything! 

  • If God is perfect then this book

    should be perfect, however,

    look up contradictions in the Bible

    on you tube and to make a long story

    short - anything written by man is written

    by man. You think about it.

  • are you fucking kidding me? it was never stated that "god" wrote the bible. even in that crazy ass religion that crazy people follow.

    Atheists UNITE!

  • well if god wrote the bible it would mean he has thumbs and if he has thumbs he would be a human..

  • Bitch please, god didn't wrote the bible.

  • Well... man wrote the bible, not an all-powerful, supernatural being that controls everything that happens. I'll be religious when I see proof that cannot have any other explanation other than a God.

  • GRAVITYYYYYY!

    Oh, wait, sorry; wrong fallacy.

  • mostly paul

  • Not sure if trolling

    or just

    REALLY stupid

  • @GodlessFreedomNow - Are you an idiot? Every single passage in that book of fiction, it tells you who wrote it! There's some guy named Matthew, another named John.. A bunch of scared people who had no explanations for natural phenomena wrote the bible. Today, educated people use something called Science to explain things, and if you do your research you will find that science has explained what those folks in the bible could not. Thank someone for science!

  • @6zeitgeist9 It is funny you say that science proves everything is wrong because what about Mount Sinai in the Middle East. This is the mountain that was recorded to be the mountain where God struck down the ten commandments with fire. Mount Sinai is the second heavliest guarded place in the world and why? Well because it is flat and glossy on top as if some external force of heat melted it down which science can not explain nor has the materials to do such things. Know your stuff

  • @6zeitgeist9 Science proves it's wrong? What about Mount Sinai which is the mountain that in the Bible says God struck down the 10 commandments with fire. It is the second most guarded place in the world. Why? Because it is flat and glossy on the top and the tip is gone. Science does not have an explanation for this nor the technology to melt the top of a mountain. It is guarded because this proves the Bible true. I have many more things that proves the Bible if you wanna talk.

  • J.K Rowling

  • Man created God in its own image

  • Men wrote the bible.

  • So if God wrote or at least inpired the Bible and the excistance of the Bible proofs God excists, that must mean that J.K. Rowling is the soudo name for Harry Potter, because him being a carachter in a book follow that he to must excist. Look up circular reasoning for more info. Satan bless you

  • @LumiAther It is funny you put circular reasoning because without out God there is no heaven or hell. There for there is no Satan. Just thought I'd throw that at you to ponder for a while. Jesus bless have a nice day.

  • @tanman450 lol, EXSACTLY!!!! thats what we have been trying to tell you.

  • lol but look at her username, it's obviously done in jest

  • checkmate, atheists.

  • @TeteateteMN Men wrote the bible ( specificaly men employed by King James of England hundreds of years after Jesus was supposed to have lived if you mean the most popular edition of the bible ).

    checkmate, theists.

  • @daverowbotham dude, look at my other comment just above. Look at her username. My comment was in jest. I'm an agnostic, I was merely contributing to the sarcastic nature of this video (that happens to be satirizing idiot theists)

    This comment board is basically a circle jerk for atheists who fail to see the humor and instead blurt the same shit over and over. We get it. It's easy to pick apart this argument because religion is idiotic. You're making us look like idiots now tho

  • Idk what an Etheist is, but stupid people who wanted control over other people did.

  • Read "A history of God" by Karen Armstrong and "The Bible with Sources Revealed" by Richard Elliott Friedman,also have you ever heard of The Council of Nicaea where church leaders ,on the order of Constantine the Great, had to decide what writings to be put in the Bible or not .So how can humans decided what is the word of God,aren't they playing with religion?I had think about your question and i'm still an atheist,will think to what i said to you?Probably not....

  • omg what a fuckin dick head

  • If Tom Clancy wrote it, it would be much more interesting and not contradict itself that much. ;-)

  • Jeez youre thick! This video will haunt you in later life! I hear people at your school think youre a bitch - think about that one.

  • Trolls wrote the bible. Trolls already existed 2000 years ago

  • this is such a hard question!

  • people wrote the bible who copied from other people, religions etc bible=Ancient Egypt, mesopotamia etc "god" doesn't exist it's all aliens who came down with their advanced technology and people mistook them for gods

  • If Santa Claus doesn't exist... who brought the presents?!?!?!?! :O dumb bitch think about that

  • hahaha, are you serious?!

  • @mosaicmaster1 aahh.. see, that's where people misunderstand th difference between being christ-like and BEING christ.. there's a difference there. When we say we're being christ like, we meant we do what christ wants us to do.. he asks us to be good and holy because he is good and holy.. We set our God as an example, because he came down to earth not just to save our lives but to show us how to live for God, how to have a relationship with him, how to pray and stuff like that..

  • Wow, I can't believe you're this dumb.

  • what a stupid bitch

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha you think god wrote the bible? hahahahaha

  • i dont know... its probably the village idiot who once lived in the hills long long ago

  • Thats like saying who wrote a textbook

    someone wrote it now tell me this I'm not Athiast but if Egyptians believe in their gods Greek's Arabic's etc, and we believe in God then what's different from our beliefs then theirs? let me also tell you this, I have a masters in astro-physics, and I believe that if everybody has a God then they all must be real? i don't believe that thousands of Gods can rule this earth

  • answer: almost a hundred ancient psychopaths and their blind followers

  • I wrote it!

  • Good and honest question. Bible is in fact from God there is no suspicion in that we Muslims believe in the Bible no question or ifs about that, Kur'an is the Book from God that is a stamp to the Bible to be the truth that Bible is from God. God sent the Bible that's true, who sent the 66 versions of the Bible? God said "Hell will be eternal place to those who temper with My Book", in Kur'an God said that he said this also to the Christians, so why is there 66 different versions to the Bible?

  • If God doesn't exist, who wrote the Quran?

  • easy response, the Bible is composed of several writing of many people.