E. None of the above. An excellent troll, history's greatest troll ever, wrote the Bible.
I like how she gets this look on her face, like she just came up with some incredibly clever shit that's going to stymie atheists and cause them to concede the argument. It's maddening that some people are so fucking stupid, they don't even realize they're stupid. You can't even have conversations with people like this.
The bible is a bunch of books made by several authors (men claiming to be prophets) lol. The bible was put together three hundred years after Christ supposively died. Their was also several stories about Jesus and a buch of priests decided what to and not to put in the bible. Not to mention most of it was also written 70 years after christs death...some stories raise some eyebrows when you cross them. You know somethings wrong when you are told how to read the bible and take in while reading it.
the apostles wrote the bible supposedly but the bible i think is a bunch of bs i believe in some higher power but the holy books of many religions make no sense to me
D. Many dumb asses of the bible....such as john and the sixteen apostles or maybe some fairies i dont....know and how is this relevant with prooving athiesm wrong.....
Why does this have so many negative views if Zinnia Jones and Bionicdance are so popular for their atheism? This video title was a mock up right? I don't get it.
If there is no God, then who pulls up the next tissue from the box?
Atheists cannot convince me. I already have the absolute truth and don't need any more information or any alternative explanations about God, thanks very much. My fingers are in my ears, and I am shouting laaa laaaa laaaaaaaaaaaa
Nobody ever said god wrote the bible.. The earth was here billions of years before the bible was even thought of. This is why men don't want women to talk fuckin' idiot..
There is a possibility that there is a God- an infinitesimal one. Not a large enough possibility that it should be believed just because it MIGHT be true, (it almost certainly isn't)
the reason why you probable have heard of this is because the storys in the bible were writen according to these four people. if god wrote the bible it would be the gosple according to god
There is no recorded history prior to 4,000 B.C. The world's history is clearly defined by six world powers since time began: Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome. At the time of Moses Egypt ruled the world. genesis, exodus, leviticus, numbers, and Deuteronomy came from Moses and The prophets of God wrote the other books throughout thousands of years. Gods 10 commandments were on stone about 4000 years ago or 2000b.c.
If Albert my pet dinosaur isn't real, then who helps me with my math homework? I went from a C to a B+ in Math after I got him! If the flying spaghetti monster isn't real, then why does he have a website?
The bible is a composite of authors. No one man wrote it. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy's authors are unknown. Deuteronomy describes Moses's death. Clearly he didn't write it. The fact is, no one agrees as to the author's. But no truly unbiased religious scholor states that a diety did. But they all agree on this. Human's did.
@NANOFORGE old as in not original in the slightest, you have nothing of your own to say so you just repeat the same OLD comment. you must be so boring lol.
You made an ass out of yourself like most christians. The bible was written by man and so the god yhwh, chosen by man out of many gods. Pagean and Egyptian myths is how the fairy tales in the DOG of a bible got created by the illiteracy and ignorance.
Oh wow, that's not even a thought provoking question. I'm a christian, but it bothers me how many christians don't seem to know where the bible came from. It's a collection of books written by dozens of people over the course of thousands of years that were later compiled into one text. The only debatable subject on that topic is whether those men were inspired and directed to write what they did. Come on girl. I applaud your intent, but you get an F for horrible execution.
the one who wrote the bible is.... ME !!!! MWAHAHAHA... I AM THE CULPRIT ! YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME REDHANDED ! NAKED ! AND MASTURBATING BECAUSE I SAW A CAR ! hey miss, do you know that... Human is actually the one who started this god thing..
Sorry but this is hands down the most hilarious video i've ever seen. Altho the title gave it away, i still cracked up when she asked the question. How can people be so ignorant even to their own religion
errrrr a few old men with vested interests in fooling some of the people all of the time.....just like you miss. the bible has been re-written more times than a andrew loyd webber musical to suit the times and control those who want to be lead around by the nose because they are unable to look truth in the face or do not have the courage to question their own exsistance. have a nice life lady but keep it to yourself.
now at this time, these men didnt have the science or knowledge or understanding that we have now... and so what they couldn't explain, they contributed to a higher power....
today... we can now prove it all to be either pure fairy tales or a misunderstanding of nature, physics and chemestry etc
@matthewpaul69 I agree 100% ! The people in those days even thought the world was flat and held up by 4 giant elephants ! ha ha ha ha Trying to learn from them is as stupid as a Stanford Graduate trying to learn from a kid in Kiddygarden ! Compared to them we have the Wisdom of the Gods ! In fact compared to most Religionists today I Myself have the Wisdom of the Gods !
Humans wrote the bible.... there... done... no god!
wait... you want more? oh okay!
A bunch of guys, priests and other men, got together to chronicle both historical events as well as other events with which there could not explain....
they all wrote different parts of what we now know to be the bible...
some stories were thrown out... and some were edited and some were embelished....
some were stories and some events believed to be true...
Didn't Moses get the levites to kill 3000 of his followers
Everywhere you look in the bible you find insane people murdering and spouting crazy bullshit so it's easy to see why mad people are so drawn to it as they identify with the characters in the book
me: I'd like to use a lifeline, Regis. Regis: alright, who'd you like to call? me: I want to call jesus, Regis. Regis: alright,lets get the big JC on the line "ringing..........." "hello, you reached heaven. please press 1 to hold until a holy man can answer, or press 2 to come out of this acid trip. "presses 1" Regis: we can't wait any longa. What is your answer? me: uhhh, A? Regis: final ansah? me: yeah Regis: I'm sorry the ansah was D. You are officially dumber than christians.
This girl doesn't seem -- how shall I put this gently? -- likely to overshadow Immanuel Kant on philosophy reading lists. Oh well. In case she reads this, and wants to get a clue about "who wrote the bible", she might want to check out "The Bible Unearthed: Archaeology's New Vision of Ancient Israel and the Origin of Its Sacred Texts", a book by Israeli archaeologists Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silverman.
Uh ... hey! Lemme call my imaginary friend God. Ah! Hey God! You know who wrote The Bible? You know yer holy book and stuff. Oh ... okay! Right. So, God says Tom Clancy wrote the Bible! God Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It!
Well... man wrote the bible, not an all-powerful, supernatural being that controls everything that happens. I'll be religious when I see proof that cannot have any other explanation other than a God.
@GodlessFreedomNow - Are you an idiot? Every single passage in that book of fiction, it tells you who wrote it! There's some guy named Matthew, another named John.. A bunch of scared people who had no explanations for natural phenomena wrote the bible. Today, educated people use something called Science to explain things, and if you do your research you will find that science has explained what those folks in the bible could not. Thank someone for science!
@6zeitgeist9 It is funny you say that science proves everything is wrong because what about Mount Sinai in the Middle East. This is the mountain that was recorded to be the mountain where God struck down the ten commandments with fire. Mount Sinai is the second heavliest guarded place in the world and why? Well because it is flat and glossy on top as if some external force of heat melted it down which science can not explain nor has the materials to do such things. Know your stuff
@6zeitgeist9 It is funny you say that science proves everything is wrong because what about Mount Sinai in the Middle East. This is the mountain that was recorded to be the mountain where God struck down the ten commandments with fire. Mount Sinai is the second heavliest guarded place in the world and why? Well because it is flat and glossy on top as if some external force of heat melted it down which science can not explain nor has the materials to do such things. Know your stuff
@6zeitgeist9 Science proves it's wrong? What about Mount Sinai which is the mountain that in the Bible says God struck down the 10 commandments with fire. It is the second most guarded place in the world. Why? Because it is flat and glossy on the top and the tip is gone. Science does not have an explanation for this nor the technology to melt the top of a mountain. It is guarded because this proves the Bible true. I have many more things that proves the Bible if you wanna talk.
So if God wrote or at least inpired the Bible and the excistance of the Bible proofs God excists, that must mean that J.K. Rowling is the soudo name for Harry Potter, because him being a carachter in a book follow that he to must excist. Look up circular reasoning for more info. Satan bless you
@LumiAther It is funny you put circular reasoning because without out God there is no heaven or hell. There for there is no Satan. Just thought I'd throw that at you to ponder for a while. Jesus bless have a nice day.
@TeteateteMN Men wrote the bible ( specificaly men employed by King James of England hundreds of years after Jesus was supposed to have lived if you mean the most popular edition of the bible ).
@daverowbotham dude, look at my other comment just above. Look at her username. My comment was in jest. I'm an agnostic, I was merely contributing to the sarcastic nature of this video (that happens to be satirizing idiot theists)
This comment board is basically a circle jerk for atheists who fail to see the humor and instead blurt the same shit over and over. We get it. It's easy to pick apart this argument because religion is idiotic. You're making us look like idiots now tho
Read "A history of God" by Karen Armstrong and "The Bible with Sources Revealed" by Richard Elliott Friedman,also have you ever heard of The Council of Nicaea where church leaders ,on the order of Constantine the Great, had to decide what writings to be put in the Bible or not .So how can humans decided what is the word of God,aren't they playing with religion?I had think about your question and i'm still an atheist,will think to what i said to you?Probably not....
people wrote the bible who copied from other people, religions etc bible=Ancient Egypt, mesopotamia etc "god" doesn't exist it's all aliens who came down with their advanced technology and people mistook them for gods
@mosaicmaster1 aahh.. see, that's where people misunderstand th difference between being christ-like and BEING christ.. there's a difference there. When we say we're being christ like, we meant we do what christ wants us to do.. he asks us to be good and holy because he is good and holy.. We set our God as an example, because he came down to earth not just to save our lives but to show us how to live for God, how to have a relationship with him, how to pray and stuff like that..
someone wrote it now tell me this I'm not Athiast but if Egyptians believe in their gods Greek's Arabic's etc, and we believe in God then what's different from our beliefs then theirs? let me also tell you this, I have a masters in astro-physics, and I believe that if everybody has a God then they all must be real? i don't believe that thousands of Gods can rule this earth
Good and honest question. Bible is in fact from God there is no suspicion in that we Muslims believe in the Bible no question or ifs about that, Kur'an is the Book from God that is a stamp to the Bible to be the truth that Bible is from God. God sent the Bible that's true, who sent the 66 versions of the Bible? God said "Hell will be eternal place to those who temper with My Book", in Kur'an God said that he said this also to the Christians, so why is there 66 different versions to the Bible?
this girl looks like a whack job
mallowhawk294 15 minutes ago
think about that one! think about that one! hhahahaah LOL
FMXPatrik 17 minutes ago
E. None of the above. An excellent troll, history's greatest troll ever, wrote the Bible.
I like how she gets this look on her face, like she just came up with some incredibly clever shit that's going to stymie atheists and cause them to concede the argument. It's maddening that some people are so fucking stupid, they don't even realize they're stupid. You can't even have conversations with people like this.
GozerTheGozerian 51 minutes ago
This will keep me laughing till christmas. Thanks for posting!
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Its a joke right?
Axeface1 52 minutes ago
The bible is a bunch of books made by several authors (men claiming to be prophets) lol. The bible was put together three hundred years after Christ supposively died. Their was also several stories about Jesus and a buch of priests decided what to and not to put in the bible. Not to mention most of it was also written 70 years after christs death...some stories raise some eyebrows when you cross them. You know somethings wrong when you are told how to read the bible and take in while reading it.
conticay 1 hour ago
the apostles wrote the bible supposedly but the bible i think is a bunch of bs i believe in some higher power but the holy books of many religions make no sense to me
MrToastyengineer 1 hour ago
People wrote the bible.
nick0424 1 hour ago
stupid broad
Metal1998 1 hour ago
I wrote the bible. It's a good read, right?
appauled25 1 hour ago
D. Many dumb asses of the bible....such as john and the sixteen apostles or maybe some fairies i dont....know and how is this relevant with prooving athiesm wrong.....
animemetalfreak1 1 hour ago
Why does this have so many negative views if Zinnia Jones and Bionicdance are so popular for their atheism? This video title was a mock up right? I don't get it.
AzazelZaphorOmega 2 hours ago
You are absolutely right!
If there is no God, then who pulls up the next tissue from the box?
Atheists cannot convince me. I already have the absolute truth and don't need any more information or any alternative explanations about God, thanks very much. My fingers are in my ears, and I am shouting laaa laaaa laaaaaaaaaaaa
grahambkk 3 hours ago
Nobody ever said god wrote the bible.. The earth was here billions of years before the bible was even thought of. This is why men don't want women to talk fuckin' idiot..
KinyoWarrior 3 hours ago
people wrote the bible not god or jesus
sexual0unicorn 3 hours ago
Why The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster! Duh
AmericanPariah 3 hours ago
D= what do i win? !!
mesothorium 4 hours ago
can i phone a friend??
retsz 4 hours ago
Some guy who felt like writing a book, long, long ago. I may write a bible now, and people may believe it in thousand of years.
MrFood239 4 hours ago
Women aren't allowed to have opinions on religion
CivetaDei 4 hours ago
you retarded girl........
poweroneniner 4 hours ago
I'd bet 100 grand this dumb bitch has never even read the Bible.
SacredSocietyAP 4 hours ago
id like to call a friend, jesus
roflpwned 4 hours ago
shes trollmaster
alvesrocha 4 hours ago
this is a trick question. the answer is webster
HeshToDeath 6 hours ago
um....guys?
adbunting 6 hours ago
A! the bible is waaay too long!
maketheworldsmile3 7 hours ago
men wrote the bible. no one said in the first place that "God" wrote the bible.
maketheworldsmile3 7 hours ago
well, WHO REWROTE THE BIBLE? think about than one!
kungdungelung 7 hours ago
MEN
caboomlol 7 hours ago
Bible was written by my bitch slave nigger. True story. ;)
bloodydjole 8 hours ago
lol, not even Christians claim that God wrote the bible....humans did hahahaha
seleleoulele 8 hours ago 11
@seleleoulele That's the point she's making, smart one.
drgnfrc13 1 hour ago
@seleleoulele
Only can only hope this is satire.
brazendnb 48 minutes ago
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@seleleoulele
Chuck Norris went back in time and wrote the bible to extend his wrath of violence and destruction beyond the present.
brazendnb 39 minutes ago
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people wrote the bible
archie977 8 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHA WOW! That girl needs to die 'cause that lack of sense has got to be a danger to the rest of us.
MadAboutHatter 8 hours ago
There is a possibility that there is a God- an infinitesimal one. Not a large enough possibility that it should be believed just because it MIGHT be true, (it almost certainly isn't)
inspironagain 9 hours ago
She Really Needs To Learn How To Debate.
ninjamasterbro 9 hours ago
Twitch twitch
telemarker93 11 hours ago
lol your an IDIOT!!!!!
god never wrote the bible ever
have you ever heard the phrase
the gosple according to matthew,mark,luke,john
the reason why you probable have heard of this is because the storys in the bible were writen according to these four people. if god wrote the bible it would be the gosple according to god
italianstali01 11 hours ago
@italianstali01 The bible is about Jesus.
A muslim or an atheist is thus like a cannibal trying to understand a vegeterian cook book - useless unless you are born again.
Thechristiancullen 11 hours ago
@Thechristiancullen Wow, such a profound analogy.
BanglishBoy 10 hours ago
@Thechristiancullen the bible isn't just about jesus.
LAY1306 9 hours ago
@LAY1306 The bible is a rescue manual for sinners.
Jesus says YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN
Thechristiancullen 1 hour ago
so is she saying? the book of Matthew lets say, was'nt writen by matthew?
flysthestars 11 hours ago
There is no recorded history prior to 4,000 B.C. The world's history is clearly defined by six world powers since time began: Egypt, Assyria, Babylon, Medo-Persia, Greece, and Rome. At the time of Moses Egypt ruled the world. genesis, exodus, leviticus, numbers, and Deuteronomy came from Moses and The prophets of God wrote the other books throughout thousands of years. Gods 10 commandments were on stone about 4000 years ago or 2000b.c.
kjvtruth1 12 hours ago
joe pesci
skierplaterandy 12 hours ago
She's still pretty hot
Losseeh 12 hours ago
E. None of the above. it was just someone with a bunch of time on there hands
TheDonkeyb0y 13 hours ago
Men wrote the bible... that is what Christians believe...
BroncRiderJL 13 hours ago
My mind just sploded....not sure if from the try hard clever look she put on or the stupidity of the question just asked.
Visual217 14 hours ago
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mens of god wrote the bible
hinatatsunare 14 hours ago
mens of god wrote the bible
hinatatsunare 14 hours ago
Old people that ate a lot of shrooms. Think about it, think about it.
TimmytheTesty 14 hours ago
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(By the way, it was us Jews who wrote the Bible.) :)
RonaldPaulstein 15 hours ago
If shit doesn't exist, who wrote "God hates fags" in shit, on the school bathroom wall? A.ME B.A Cat C. Richard Nixons ghost or D. Me
NikonicAR 16 hours ago
I wrote the bible bitch, everybody knows that right guys.
TheMrPangee 16 hours ago
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deadbreathsilver 16 hours ago
If Albert my pet dinosaur isn't real, then who helps me with my math homework? I went from a C to a B+ in Math after I got him! If the flying spaghetti monster isn't real, then why does he have a website?
45calibermedic 16 hours ago
If Allah doesnt exist who wrote the Quran? Think about it...
Ben1987X 16 hours ago
@Ben1987X people did. over hundreds of years. if humans didnt exist, would god? no.
jim191185 16 hours ago 2
The bible is a composite of authors. No one man wrote it. Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Deuteronomy's authors are unknown. Deuteronomy describes Moses's death. Clearly he didn't write it. The fact is, no one agrees as to the author's. But no truly unbiased religious scholor states that a diety did. But they all agree on this. Human's did.
Opheggie54 16 hours ago
This video is old and proven to be fake.
Dumass
metodex 16 hours ago
what a dumb cunt hole
taybrown00 17 hours ago
LOL when your dislike bar looks like a Red light sabre you know you fail.
NANOFORGE 17 hours ago
@NANOFORGE such an old comment, you fail harder.
jim191185 17 hours ago
@jim191185 Old comment?, I put it up 13 minutes ago.
NANOFORGE 17 hours ago
@NANOFORGE old as in not original in the slightest, you have nothing of your own to say so you just repeat the same OLD comment. you must be so boring lol.
jim191185 16 hours ago
@jim191185 LOL, have a laugh dude, stop being so uptight.
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You made an ass out of yourself like most christians. The bible was written by man and so the god yhwh, chosen by man out of many gods. Pagean and Egyptian myths is how the fairy tales in the DOG of a bible got created by the illiteracy and ignorance.
MyDivineTruth 17 hours ago
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MyDivineTruth 17 hours ago
If there were no humans who wrote the bible think about it.
rembrant1vanryn 17 hours ago
Oh wow, that's not even a thought provoking question. I'm a christian, but it bothers me how many christians don't seem to know where the bible came from. It's a collection of books written by dozens of people over the course of thousands of years that were later compiled into one text. The only debatable subject on that topic is whether those men were inspired and directed to write what they did. Come on girl. I applaud your intent, but you get an F for horrible execution.
orion7000 17 hours ago
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therealluckystrik3r 17 hours ago
the one who wrote the bible is.... ME !!!! MWAHAHAHA... I AM THE CULPRIT ! YOU HAVE CAUGHT ME REDHANDED ! NAKED ! AND MASTURBATING BECAUSE I SAW A CAR ! hey miss, do you know that... Human is actually the one who started this god thing..
Arthyna 17 hours ago
If i agree that God exists can i bang you?
LocalRandomz 17 hours ago
if zeus doesnt exist then who wrote the ......
metametazonezone 18 hours ago
D, the answer is D! give me my 100 pounds.
yakityyakyakyak 18 hours ago 28
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ThaContreras 13 hours ago
I'm pretty sure J.K.Rowling wrote the bible. I'm going with answer A.
Mythodiir 18 hours ago
are you blonde?
playtimewalter 19 hours ago
Some drunk guys
McGurk74 19 hours ago
Sorry but this is hands down the most hilarious video i've ever seen. Altho the title gave it away, i still cracked up when she asked the question. How can people be so ignorant even to their own religion
dranix5018 20 hours ago
Was I the only one that came here just to read the comments?
ImmaFeeder 20 hours ago
@ImmaFeeder Nope, me too!
imadork123 19 hours ago
some idiot on crack thats my answer
TheSkater8525 20 hours ago
I'll lock in Z, "Humans"
1XNitroX1 20 hours ago
Gutenberg
Lionkingview 20 hours ago
I came here to laugh at the dislike bar :D
Hakumo84 20 hours ago
A man shat it out
mrMetal09876 20 hours ago
i would say most people on this plant can write, even mad people in sheds. XD
animelover5076 21 hours ago
errrrr a few old men with vested interests in fooling some of the people all of the time.....just like you miss. the bible has been re-written more times than a andrew loyd webber musical to suit the times and control those who want to be lead around by the nose because they are unable to look truth in the face or do not have the courage to question their own exsistance. have a nice life lady but keep it to yourself.
peace x
pete67hegarty 21 hours ago
If God didn't exist then we wouldn't exist.
wwjda333 21 hours ago
@wwjda333 If God didn't exist you would still exist.
ArkieLee 3 hours ago
Who usually writes? Dogs?
Hokrollo1 21 hours ago
Men wrote the bible. I can write a book to.
WarlockRabbit 21 hours ago
@WarlockRabbit
With fantastic spelling at that.
rminitials 21 hours ago
now at this time, these men didnt have the science or knowledge or understanding that we have now... and so what they couldn't explain, they contributed to a higher power....
today... we can now prove it all to be either pure fairy tales or a misunderstanding of nature, physics and chemestry etc
matthewpaul69 21 hours ago 14
@matthewpaul69 I agree 100% ! The people in those days even thought the world was flat and held up by 4 giant elephants ! ha ha ha ha Trying to learn from them is as stupid as a Stanford Graduate trying to learn from a kid in Kiddygarden ! Compared to them we have the Wisdom of the Gods ! In fact compared to most Religionists today I Myself have the Wisdom of the Gods !
nicktesla45 14 hours ago 4
Humans wrote the bible.... there... done... no god!
wait... you want more? oh okay!
A bunch of guys, priests and other men, got together to chronicle both historical events as well as other events with which there could not explain....
they all wrote different parts of what we now know to be the bible...
some stories were thrown out... and some were edited and some were embelished....
some were stories and some events believed to be true...
matthewpaul69 21 hours ago
BTW: your hair sucks! if you believe in god then pray to him to fix your hair
DaMilkMenFilms 22 hours ago
I think she's trolling?
Xohkai 22 hours ago
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ShadowCrowX 22 hours ago
People.
KCTrebs 22 hours ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wait...she's serious?
therealarthurdent 22 hours ago
LAWL
fenderfenatic 22 hours ago
obviously humans wrote it.. wtf
amielskie1 22 hours ago
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You want to control millions of people's way of living? Follow these simple steps to do so:
1: Convince people you have talked to "God".
2: Have them people convince other's the same thing.
3: Get a blank book and get a bunch of fools to write for you.
4: Write a couple fairy-tales about the "God"
5: Get a book write in the (Insert Bullshit Rules Here) Section.
6: Publish and enjoy the thousands of years of endless war and ignorance!
ArkangelMawwi 22 hours ago
You want to control millions of people's way of living? Follow these simple steps to do so:
1: Convince people you have talked to "God".
2: Have them people convince other's the same thing.
3: Get a blank book and get a bunch of fools to write for you.
4: Write a couple fairy-tales about the "God"
5: Get a book write in the (Insert Bullshit Rules Here) Section.
6: Publish and enjoy the thousands of years of endless war and ignorance!
ArkangelMawwi 22 hours ago
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Didn't Moses get the levites to kill 3000 of his followers
Everywhere you look in the bible you find insane people murdering and spouting crazy bullshit so it's easy to see why mad people are so drawn to it as they identify with the characters in the book
: )
MrIrishBilly 22 hours ago
J.K.Rowling is the most likely answer. Unicorns and dragons? Sounds like Harry Potter to me. Jsin.
TehBombIsKewl 22 hours ago
@AndyCielecki LOL!
ArkangelMawwi 22 hours ago
weirdguy75 23 hours ago
isnt it sad how many people live in a fantasy world they created for themselves, i guess you gotta do what you gotta do to survive
DaRealFiberOptix 23 hours ago
@godlessfreedomnow constantine and his court wrote the bible then bits and piecies were removed or added on
tehspacepup 1 day ago
A bunch of nomadic barbaric people . They did.
Rocketman0313 1 day ago
People who either wanted to set good influences for people, have more power or both.
MrsTennantLautner 1 day ago
go suck some1s dick and make him happy. dont think its bad for your helth
andrija666slipknot 1 day ago
the awnser is D
MrKillerboy33 1 day ago
omg, its YOU, the crazy japanese earthquake-praising girl.
no wonder.
twen7yseven 1 day ago
God didn't WRITE the fucking bible in the first place, therefore if he doesn't exist then that has no effect on who DID write the bible.
you consider yourself a christian yet you've never read the fucking bible?
never noticed that ever verse has its author's name right next to it?
fuck you're dumb... and ugly as shit. go die
twen7yseven 1 day ago
The biggest trolls in human history did.
murilodelmondes 1 day ago
This girl doesn't seem -- how shall I put this gently? -- likely to overshadow Immanuel Kant on philosophy reading lists. Oh well. In case she reads this, and wants to get a clue about "who wrote the bible", she might want to check out "The Bible Unearthed: Archaeology's New Vision of Ancient Israel and the Origin of Its Sacred Texts", a book by Israeli archaeologists Israel Finkelstein and Neil Asher Silverman.
JasperElvenSky 1 day ago
Uh ... hey! Lemme call my imaginary friend God. Ah! Hey God! You know who wrote The Bible? You know yer holy book and stuff. Oh ... okay! Right. So, God says Tom Clancy wrote the Bible! God Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It!
ksym 1 day ago
This question is pretty stupid and doesn't proof anything!
avellaneh 1 day ago
If God is perfect then this book
should be perfect, however,
look up contradictions in the Bible
on you tube and to make a long story
short - anything written by man is written
by man. You think about it.
differentandalike 1 day ago
are you fucking kidding me? it was never stated that "god" wrote the bible. even in that crazy ass religion that crazy people follow.
Atheists UNITE!
sixxkid1234 1 day ago
well if god wrote the bible it would mean he has thumbs and if he has thumbs he would be a human..
chaoticcrossbow 1 day ago
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athiests and thiests are the same thing there is realists and delusionists
archie977 1 day ago
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primitive men wrote the bible to exploit others by fear the same way adds do
archie977 1 day ago
Bitch please, god didn't wrote the bible.
Aidiotdude1 1 day ago
Well... man wrote the bible, not an all-powerful, supernatural being that controls everything that happens. I'll be religious when I see proof that cannot have any other explanation other than a God.
LarryLobbler 1 day ago
GRAVITYYYYYY!
Oh, wait, sorry; wrong fallacy.
tesseraktik 1 day ago
mostly paul
Ljungbloss 1 day ago
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Not sure if trolling
or just
REALLY stupid
christy1234567891011 1 day ago
Not sure if trolling
or just
REALLY stupid
christy1234567891011 1 day ago
@GodlessFreedomNow - Are you an idiot? Every single passage in that book of fiction, it tells you who wrote it! There's some guy named Matthew, another named John.. A bunch of scared people who had no explanations for natural phenomena wrote the bible. Today, educated people use something called Science to explain things, and if you do your research you will find that science has explained what those folks in the bible could not. Thank someone for science!
6zeitgeist9 1 day ago
@6zeitgeist9 It is funny you say that science proves everything is wrong because what about Mount Sinai in the Middle East. This is the mountain that was recorded to be the mountain where God struck down the ten commandments with fire. Mount Sinai is the second heavliest guarded place in the world and why? Well because it is flat and glossy on top as if some external force of heat melted it down which science can not explain nor has the materials to do such things. Know your stuff
tanman450 1 day ago
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@6zeitgeist9 It is funny you say that science proves everything is wrong because what about Mount Sinai in the Middle East. This is the mountain that was recorded to be the mountain where God struck down the ten commandments with fire. Mount Sinai is the second heavliest guarded place in the world and why? Well because it is flat and glossy on top as if some external force of heat melted it down which science can not explain nor has the materials to do such things. Know your stuff
tanman450 1 day ago
@6zeitgeist9 Science proves it's wrong? What about Mount Sinai which is the mountain that in the Bible says God struck down the 10 commandments with fire. It is the second most guarded place in the world. Why? Because it is flat and glossy on the top and the tip is gone. Science does not have an explanation for this nor the technology to melt the top of a mountain. It is guarded because this proves the Bible true. I have many more things that proves the Bible if you wanna talk.
tanman450 1 day ago
J.K Rowling
AmplexusFatum 1 day ago
Man created God in its own image
Serenade314 1 day ago 24
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ulived1969 1 day ago
Men wrote the bible.
daverowbotham 1 day ago
So if God wrote or at least inpired the Bible and the excistance of the Bible proofs God excists, that must mean that J.K. Rowling is the soudo name for Harry Potter, because him being a carachter in a book follow that he to must excist. Look up circular reasoning for more info. Satan bless you
LumiAther 1 day ago
@LumiAther It is funny you put circular reasoning because without out God there is no heaven or hell. There for there is no Satan. Just thought I'd throw that at you to ponder for a while. Jesus bless have a nice day.
tanman450 1 day ago
@tanman450 lol, EXSACTLY!!!! thats what we have been trying to tell you.
krillintv 1 day ago
lol but look at her username, it's obviously done in jest
TeteateteMN 1 day ago
checkmate, atheists.
TeteateteMN 1 day ago
@TeteateteMN Men wrote the bible ( specificaly men employed by King James of England hundreds of years after Jesus was supposed to have lived if you mean the most popular edition of the bible ).
checkmate, theists.
daverowbotham 1 day ago
@daverowbotham dude, look at my other comment just above. Look at her username. My comment was in jest. I'm an agnostic, I was merely contributing to the sarcastic nature of this video (that happens to be satirizing idiot theists)
This comment board is basically a circle jerk for atheists who fail to see the humor and instead blurt the same shit over and over. We get it. It's easy to pick apart this argument because religion is idiotic. You're making us look like idiots now tho
TeteateteMN 23 hours ago
Idk what an Etheist is, but stupid people who wanted control over other people did.
herroimyerro 1 day ago
Read "A history of God" by Karen Armstrong and "The Bible with Sources Revealed" by Richard Elliott Friedman,also have you ever heard of The Council of Nicaea where church leaders ,on the order of Constantine the Great, had to decide what writings to be put in the Bible or not .So how can humans decided what is the word of God,aren't they playing with religion?I had think about your question and i'm still an atheist,will think to what i said to you?Probably not....
CSRiddick 1 day ago
omg what a fuckin dick head
McBeagleHound 1 day ago
If Tom Clancy wrote it, it would be much more interesting and not contradict itself that much. ;-)
AlesFuschi 1 day ago
Jeez youre thick! This video will haunt you in later life! I hear people at your school think youre a bitch - think about that one.
iBeep2009 1 day ago
Trolls wrote the bible. Trolls already existed 2000 years ago
TheFermanDude 1 day ago
this is such a hard question!
PharaohIslands 1 day ago
people wrote the bible who copied from other people, religions etc bible=Ancient Egypt, mesopotamia etc "god" doesn't exist it's all aliens who came down with their advanced technology and people mistook them for gods
Akhenaten2011 1 day ago
If Santa Claus doesn't exist... who brought the presents?!?!?!?! :O dumb bitch think about that
TheMisfitable 1 day ago 20
hahaha, are you serious?!
Relaaya1 1 day ago
@mosaicmaster1 aahh.. see, that's where people misunderstand th difference between being christ-like and BEING christ.. there's a difference there. When we say we're being christ like, we meant we do what christ wants us to do.. he asks us to be good and holy because he is good and holy.. We set our God as an example, because he came down to earth not just to save our lives but to show us how to live for God, how to have a relationship with him, how to pray and stuff like that..
djnixrap74 1 day ago
Wow, I can't believe you're this dumb.
MrRottenmike 1 day ago
what a stupid bitch
Demonsword92 1 day ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you think god wrote the bible? hahahahaha
MrOhitsujiza 1 day ago
i dont know... its probably the village idiot who once lived in the hills long long ago
makantang 1 day ago
Thats like saying who wrote a textbook
someone wrote it now tell me this I'm not Athiast but if Egyptians believe in their gods Greek's Arabic's etc, and we believe in God then what's different from our beliefs then theirs? let me also tell you this, I have a masters in astro-physics, and I believe that if everybody has a God then they all must be real? i don't believe that thousands of Gods can rule this earth
FootballSoccer4life 1 day ago
answer: almost a hundred ancient psychopaths and their blind followers
TheSomnambulist06 1 day ago
I wrote it!
johnlennon1970 1 day ago
Good and honest question. Bible is in fact from God there is no suspicion in that we Muslims believe in the Bible no question or ifs about that, Kur'an is the Book from God that is a stamp to the Bible to be the truth that Bible is from God. God sent the Bible that's true, who sent the 66 versions of the Bible? God said "Hell will be eternal place to those who temper with My Book", in Kur'an God said that he said this also to the Christians, so why is there 66 different versions to the Bible?
behellit 1 day ago
If God doesn't exist, who wrote the Quran?
RigelOrionBeta 1 day ago
easy response, the Bible is composed of several writing of many people.
Apneistefou 1 day ago