@takesonetokillall -I absolutelty did, after first being fooled. Very convincing rendention of the big booty lover's national anthem. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.'
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! XD I love that I have friends that would send me a link to this! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
@KyleKingTV ive been trying to collect white people covers of black rap and this and boyz in the hood by dynamite hack is most likey the two whitest songs ive heard
@awsmeblondelsr "One man's trash is another man's treasure. You have your own opinion and I respect that but the way you worded your opinion was hostile... At least acknowledge that.
@awsmeblondelsr It's a remix of another song with a completely different melody. Coulton obviously had to work with the rhythm a bit, it should be no surprise that it wouldn't be perfect. I still like it, a lot.
@awsmeblondelsr 1."it's really just my opinion" 2.I express my opinion on what you think 3."don't berate me for posting it" hmm. oh, and while i'm at it, why would you post your opinion on a video you don't like that plenty others do, and tell someone to not berate you when you're [inevitably] going to get some kind of flak for it?
Honestly, if every song followed the rules it would start to get boring. Listening to Baroque and Classical period almost become predictable and composes are more noted for when they break the standard rather than keep it.
I like how 1-800-Mix-A-Lot and 1-800-Johnny-C both have the right number of digits to be actual phone numbers. Now who's gonna dial? (I mean other than ladies with round butts, who want triple X throwdowns).
So amazing. XD I found Mix-a-Lot's version simply annoying, but this. This is great. I'm finding myself singing it, and everyone around me's like wtf? o_O
Indeed, it is most difficult to ignore a female with a rear end disproportionately large when compared to her similarly small waist. However I must state my disagreement in that I would focus purely on said rump, as one cannot ignore the size of a female creature's chest proportions either. Do you not agree?
giggles! Ok,I'm a fan of the original. Sir Mixalot is the shit. I'm a white girl,not fat but always had a big butt & not even kidding, this song made me go from hating myself to not! Seriously! This is amusing. I love it & hope that sir mixalot (and all) does too. it's meant to be silly, kinda ackward...a white geeky guy singing a hip-hop song that's great & people loved it no matter what music they listened to.if you dont see the humor, & appreciation, then you don't get it, it's a complement!
I am in a position where it would be inherently dishonest to deny a certain predilection for rumps what exceed the nominal size. I, like other men, can no longer ignore the facts: when a lady enters the room possessing a waist disproportionately small as compared to her fairly notable rear accoutrement, one is prone to becoming inescapably physiologically aware.
Additionally, such displays of gluteal perfection incite in me a desire to behave in a macho fasion. I'd seen that her garments had just about contained her derriere, resulting in an delightfully near-obscene visual from which I still find difficult to escape.
My sweet, I would enjoy to tarry with you, and perhaps commission a portrait - and while my peers have often attempted to cast aspersions on our potential coupling, I am enraptured - indeed, aroused - by the movement and shape of your beautiful derriere.
Well, my mythically lovely lady, you suppose a ride in my carraige would be pleasant. As you shine far above the other ladies that frequent my shows, I would accept - nay, appreciate - your company - even if obtaining such joy is your only goal.
As for the other ladies, I've seen their behavior: rather than proceed with the approriate courting rituals, they simply get down to the most indelicate of behaviors - and while I don't deny the fun or acceptability of such behaviors, I prefer a lady such as yourself, with far more decorum.
I tire of the prudish periodicals, insisting that a lady should seek to minimize her wake; seek, rather, the advice of your common moor: the finest of ladies carry a healthily round bum.
So, lads! (Aye!) Lads! (Aye!) Do you find your lady well-apportioned? (Oh, aye!)
That's awesome! A very good rendition of Sir Mix A Lot.
40MetersCW 1 day ago
Hahaha, oh my gosh, that's great.
Zaywex 1 week ago
Stay gold, JoCo, stay gold :,D
HeIsTheStig 1 week ago
Like the old one. Love this one LOL.
ps3ower9967 1 week ago
oh god, 3:32 may be the whitest thing I've heard XD
RenaissanceTheClown 2 weeks ago
as seen on gaygamers(dot)net lollllll
LifeOfDubstep 2 weeks ago
Lmao
xxbabegrlkimxx 3 weeks ago
Making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
catzblu999 2 months ago 24
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fuduzan5562 2 months ago 2
This was a cover of the classic Sir Mix Alot rap classic, and not the other way around. Great shit, nontheless.
Buckeyecat2002 2 months ago
@Buckeyecat2002 Didn't get the joke, I'm guessing?
takesonetokillall 2 months ago 24
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@takesonetokillall -I absolutelty did, after first being fooled. Very convincing rendention of the big booty lover's national anthem. 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.'
Buckeyecat2002 2 months ago
Great rare song. Funny and extra starchy. Never knew this was a real song. This is like John Denver singing James Brown's Sex Machine.
Buckeyecat2002 2 months ago 4
Rachel and Ross's Song <3
xBecca16 2 months ago 5
Sir Mix-a-Lot did a crappy cover of this.
anamoebacorn 2 months ago 48
I want this played at my funeral.
rtangs 3 months ago 20
@rtangs hahaha legend
GameVirusVideoGames 4 weeks ago
Is this going to be the credits song for Portal 3?
ninjastalker92 3 months ago 8
@ninjastalker92 I really hope so! :)
emremokoko 3 months ago
@ninjastalker92 HAHA LOL
digidittoboy 2 months ago
Aperture science... ops wrong song
oscarmikefoxtrot 3 months ago 2
Anyone else here from Engadget?
NYCForeverbaby 3 months ago
Greatest love song of the last 2 decades!!
bcarr424 4 months ago 3
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! XD I love that I have friends that would send me a link to this! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
BlackandWhite401 4 months ago
I wonder if sir Mix-A-Lot has heard this himself
NightmareSnake 4 months ago 5
@NightmareSnake Sir what? What kind of a name is that? XD
SirMandokarla 4 months ago
@SirMandokarla Don't know if being sarcastic.
NightmareSnake 4 months ago
The best.
K3LLYRI0T 4 months ago
this is funny as hell but awesome!!
rbmt3rd2007 5 months ago
fucking love it
hidan227 6 months ago 2
Very nice!
roseartlefty 6 months ago
Sound weird
dansker16 6 months ago
T-T majestic
1THEcoolestLOSER1 6 months ago
haha random quack at 2:39
twit4life 6 months ago
@twit4life its not random its meant as a funny way of censoring fuck
Znoxyboy 6 months ago
haha random quack at 2:40
twit4life 6 months ago
The best thing about this entire song is the album cover.
GlobalWaterChallenge 6 months ago
this is the best fucking thing on the internet
trie1397 6 months ago 6
oh god so... freaking..... WHITE
MagisterGir 6 months ago
Silicon Parts are made for Toys!
icydyno97 6 months ago in playlist Just Bored
X3 This is so classy.
withlovecerenitie 6 months ago
this is the most deep and honest songs i ever heard in my entire life
yhmmot 6 months ago 6
GOD DAMNIT MAKE PORTAL 3 AND PUT THIS AWSM SONG IN THE CREDITS
DanielHooch 7 months ago
Way better.
Aresftfun 7 months ago
Should have been the portal 2 credit song
MrPatrickjames2010 7 months ago 8
@MrPatrickjames2010 Um...no?
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isthisnamestillfree 7 months ago
I must have heard this song a dozen times, and I just realized, there's banjo in the background. Jonathan Coulton is a god.
snorlax42 8 months ago 3
thumbs up if you like this better than the original :)
loveyd1000 8 months ago 18
lmao when my friend showed me this i was dam near speechless i actually like this more than the original
mrdta97 9 months ago
Didn't think this song could be made even better! <3 you so much for this!
SyntheticJewel 9 months ago
Jonathan Coulton needs to do this with "Table Be Round"!
2randomcrap3 9 months ago
celuloide buts were made for toilets. Thats what Ive always said.
qwerty123456789abcde 9 months ago
This is one of the whitest things on the internet.
KyleKingTV 9 months ago 287
@KyleKingTV Nonsense, it can get MUCH whiter.
takesonetokillall 9 months ago 188
@takesonetokillall Yeah. Take Vanilla Ice for instance.
satandeathkill669 6 months ago
@takesonetokillall
yeah Vanila ice could do a cover of it
cataback101 5 months ago
@takesonetokillall Very true...
Coolrx24 4 months ago
@KyleKingTV This is, at most, only half as white as Vanilla Ice.
Filby 6 months ago 5
@KyleKingTV You joking. This is more ballsy than the original!
XxThunderflamexX 5 months ago 2
@KyleKingTV racism is awesome!!!!!
chowner 5 months ago 2
@KyleKingTV ive been trying to collect white people covers of black rap and this and boyz in the hood by dynamite hack is most likey the two whitest songs ive heard
buckeye110193 5 months ago
@KyleKingTV Check out Richard Cheese's version. It's Baby Got Back done in the stylings of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin etc
Cerek120 4 months ago
@KyleKingTV Check out Dynamite Hack's cover of Boyz in the Hood.
Cerek120 3 months ago 2
@KyleKingTV +1 to you good sir.
leonid1995 3 months ago in playlist Jonathan Coulton
Only JC can sing blackest song ever most whitest way possible.
wotofl 9 months ago 17
@wotofl What would be the Mexican way?
ivan2294 9 months ago
@ivan2294 I would imagine that it would be Spanish interpretation of the lyrics.
With trumpets.
Lots of trumpets.
takesonetokillall 9 months ago 7
@wotofl so he sang Straight out of Compton
henshinman 9 months ago
23 people dislike juicy doubles.
duncsvoice 10 months ago 80
@duncsvoice I approve.
takesonetokillall 10 months ago 40
baby got it going on
tapehead100 10 months ago
FELLAS! like this if you said yeah. irl
jetcloud2001 10 months ago 2
This is awesome
HardbeatAcolyte 10 months ago
Just.. awesome. I'd call it a troll.
jibberjabberwock 10 months ago
This just made me love Jonathan Coulton so much more. Fantastic.
LHSFlute88 11 months ago 4
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr so much for that theory.
takesonetokillall 11 months ago
@takesonetokillall Hey c'mon man leave him alone will ya?
jakey926 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr
...... making WAAAAAAAY too big a deal of this....
-_-
BaNJoFLaX 11 months ago
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr "One man's trash is another man's treasure. You have your own opinion and I respect that but the way you worded your opinion was hostile... At least acknowledge that.
OtakuEmma 11 months ago
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr It's a remix of another song with a completely different melody. Coulton obviously had to work with the rhythm a bit, it should be no surprise that it wouldn't be perfect. I still like it, a lot.
Ryano526 11 months ago
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr Beats: SRS BIZNESS.
no, but seriously, go take your music theory BS somewhere else.
takesonetokillall 11 months ago 3
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr 1."it's really just my opinion" 2.I express my opinion on what you think 3."don't berate me for posting it" hmm. oh, and while i'm at it, why would you post your opinion on a video you don't like that plenty others do, and tell someone to not berate you when you're [inevitably] going to get some kind of flak for it?
takesonetokillall 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr
Honestly, if every song followed the rules it would start to get boring. Listening to Baroque and Classical period almost become predictable and composes are more noted for when they break the standard rather than keep it.
sethyroth 11 months ago
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awsmeblondelsr 11 months ago
@awsmeblondelsr Why?
Ryano526 11 months ago
What is this. Why does this exist. And why is it so damned hilarious.
TheRealBurninator 11 months ago 4
Love it! Too bad my derrière is like a wooden plank... Sign sigh... T_T
OtakuEmma 11 months ago
these hater loosers must die
VitoElGrande 1 year ago
LMAO.. that's great
TheSunFam 1 year ago
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it SUCKS, sir-mix-a-lots is way better
MrIAMCOOL999 1 year ago
@MrIAMCOOL999 Super cool story, bro.
takesonetokillall 1 year ago 57
@MrIAMCOOL999 It's... a parody, man. And it's fucking hilarious.
holybobstaff123 1 year ago
Love it! So so good.
thaufc 1 year ago
I cannot stop my chuckling all throughout…this is simply hilarious.
TackyRackyComixNEO 1 year ago
hehehehehhehehehehhe
EmiChan0 1 year ago
I would love to see what JoCo would do with 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley
Ccarlton0821 1 year ago 2
@Ccarlton0821 OH GOD YES!!!
SuaveTito 1 year ago
@Ccarlton0821 Oh, same here.
TweekleDee 10 months ago
The lyrics of this song are ASSinine!! But this remix by Johnny C. Is EPIC!
cmthat110505 1 year ago
18 people don't have the Oakland booty :(
dragonknight337 1 year ago
@dragonknight337 18 people also dont have the LA face
krutcheshobb 1 year ago
And they said white people ruined this song. Well sir, the white man done set things right. *applauds* This just kicks ass! - Major assage!
SillyPom 1 year ago 2
hi is me i was gk sory it is a good song
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
hi is me i was gk sory
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
Dude.....-claps- J. Coulton made this even more awesome.
rikimaru700 1 year ago
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white ass
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
@airsoftmasterz How insightful.
takesonetokillall 1 year ago 52
@takesonetokillall My 10 year old brother got on my account and felt necessary to post that.
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
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@airsoftmasterz hi it is me i was gk sorty it is a good song
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
@airsoftmasterz dont hate da playa
alterbridge93 1 year ago
@alterbridge93 My 10 year old brother posted that comment...
airsoftmasterz 1 year ago
@airsoftmasterz hrhr THIS should be top comment . hats of bro , people don't get it
ahBadman 11 months ago
I like how 1-800-Mix-A-Lot and 1-800-Johnny-C both have the right number of digits to be actual phone numbers. Now who's gonna dial? (I mean other than ladies with round butts, who want triple X throwdowns).
Tekknight007 1 year ago 3
Amazing.
TheEntryCode 1 year ago
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richardkock 1 year ago
i know Jonathan Coulton from valve songs like eat your brains or still alive
but i didnt know he have more awesome songs:P
i love this one now and i gonna love it forever:)
PimpMyWalkX 1 year ago
14 people are wannabe bimbos walkin' like hoes.
kstarpictures 1 year ago 7
He sounds so sincere when he croons, "So ladies! Ladies..."
thechemist57 1 year ago
AHAHAAH.
This version is better than the original!
ArJayCrawford 1 year ago
This is Legen ... Wait for it ...
Broni21 1 year ago
I..... what. |:
kitkatkristy33 1 year ago
Just genius. So glad I found this.
hawaiidispenser 1 year ago
holy fuck this is awesome.
NedSc 1 year ago
This version I call a far superior quality anyone can listen to and not get a headache trying to figure out what they are saying
Cavscout5096 1 year ago 5
...that was so beautiful, I swear I'm bout to cry.
ishootbutterflywings 1 year ago 2
it totally shouldn't work but... god its just brilliant! lol
rmartin232 1 year ago
Haha, nice!
iMaddiee 1 year ago
This is sooo awesome man! :D
I love this song somehow....
fantasmaofdoom 1 year ago
this is better than Micheal Bolton singing the thing song
Suzumushi100 1 year ago
So amazing. XD I found Mix-a-Lot's version simply annoying, but this. This is great. I'm finding myself singing it, and everyone around me's like wtf? o_O
Tr0llShaman 1 year ago
Let me tell you what just got ME horny...
andyllamanipl 1 year ago
Indeed, it is most difficult to ignore a female with a rear end disproportionately large when compared to her similarly small waist. However I must state my disagreement in that I would focus purely on said rump, as one cannot ignore the size of a female creature's chest proportions either. Do you not agree?
MegaAstroFan18 1 year ago 3
simply brilliant!
link2498 1 year ago
I love this so much
PaigeDWinter 1 year ago
lol This is freakin hilarious
Livingthedream84 1 year ago
Jonathan is better without Paul and Storm in my opinion... Isn't there a version of this with JoCo only? I think I heard it on some live show...
TheNizzen 1 year ago
Damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard.
Guccigirl247 1 year ago
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
anywayreally 1 year ago
Oh JoCo, you so silly.
WhiteMaverick321 1 year ago
LOL I LOVE THIS SOOO MUCH <3 XD
Evictinius 1 year ago
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O o Is this a fail?... Im not sure...
kanitalynnjohnto 1 year ago
Is this fail*
takesonetokillall 1 year ago
so in case you saw my "comments removed" crap there, my browser kept refreshing & sending before I was done. I hate that shiit.
johnellew 1 year ago
Fixed.~
takesonetokillall 1 year ago
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giggles! Ok,I'm a fan of the original. Sir Mixalot is the shit. I'm a white girl,not fat but always had a big butt & not even kidding, this song made me go from hating myself to not! Seriously! This is amusing. I love it & hope that sir mixalot (and all) does too. it's meant to be silly, kinda ackward...a white geeky guy singing a hip-hop song that's great & people loved it no matter what music they listened to.if you dont see the humor, & appreciation, then you don't get it, it's a complement!
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johnellew 1 year ago
white powah
BobFard 1 year ago
Very Richard Cheesesque
NinjaZ3R0 1 year ago
a black one sang the song and now he turned it into a "white song" like the original more
SchiefbahnDami 1 year ago
@SchiefbahnDami Cool story, bro.
takesonetokillall 1 year ago
I cannot take this guy serious
Deadend545 1 year ago
@Deadend545
That's ok, we can't take you seriousLY either
This is great stuff
seldon131 1 year ago
This actually sounds like a love song Jonathan Coulton is that talented
kirasuselessminion 1 year ago 4
hahahahaha
flowhawk10 1 year ago
well ten people must have had a broken mouse
quakerquick 1 year ago
Simply amazing!
ferretswillrule2 1 year ago
the fucks up with the quack?
zombslayer360 1 year ago
lol thats awesome
TheKnifey 1 year ago
~ L.A. face with the Oakland booty... ~
marthwmaster 1 year ago
This is dope!!!
I dig it, I'm not sure if this is suppose to be parody or serious but regardless great rendition...
kwamevear 1 year ago
@kwamevear It's a cover, but it's for the sake of laughs. XD
BroadwayFairy 1 year ago
It's funny because he made it a good song. XD
Lemurrific 1 year ago
@Lemurrific
Agreed, never liked the original, but his version is just quacking amazing.
AtupoMaruru 1 year ago 2
I am in a position where it would be inherently dishonest to deny a certain predilection for rumps what exceed the nominal size. I, like other men, can no longer ignore the facts: when a lady enters the room possessing a waist disproportionately small as compared to her fairly notable rear accoutrement, one is prone to becoming inescapably physiologically aware.
Fordi 1 year ago 173
@Fordi Best comment ever
Buddyroe360 1 year ago
@Buddyroe360 ok. continuing then.
Additionally, such displays of gluteal perfection incite in me a desire to behave in a macho fasion. I'd seen that her garments had just about contained her derriere, resulting in an delightfully near-obscene visual from which I still find difficult to escape.
Fordi 1 year ago
@Fordi
My sweet, I would enjoy to tarry with you, and perhaps commission a portrait - and while my peers have often attempted to cast aspersions on our potential coupling, I am enraptured - indeed, aroused - by the movement and shape of your beautiful derriere.
Fordi 1 year ago
@Fordi
Well, my mythically lovely lady, you suppose a ride in my carraige would be pleasant. As you shine far above the other ladies that frequent my shows, I would accept - nay, appreciate - your company - even if obtaining such joy is your only goal.
Fordi 1 year ago
@Fordi
As for the other ladies, I've seen their behavior: rather than proceed with the approriate courting rituals, they simply get down to the most indelicate of behaviors - and while I don't deny the fun or acceptability of such behaviors, I prefer a lady such as yourself, with far more decorum.
Fordi 1 year ago
@Fordi
I tire of the prudish periodicals, insisting that a lady should seek to minimize her wake; seek, rather, the advice of your common moor: the finest of ladies carry a healthily round bum.
So, lads! (Aye!) Lads! (Aye!) Do you find your lady well-apportioned? (Oh, aye!)
Have her quiver that well-apportioned derriere!
Baby got back.
Fordi 1 year ago 182
I request a verbose cover. NAO.
takesonetokillall 1 year ago
@takesonetokillall
Someone else'll have to take that; I'm non-musical.
Fordi 1 year ago
Fine. ):
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mrheshe 11 months ago