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  • i'm proud of you being a Muslim one of us ^_^

  • YOUR HATS PISS ME OFF

  • The correct one you don't have to clean yourself at least you want to pray then you need to, please correct you video ASAP

  • Go kill yourself you retard!!

  • Why did Allah create our bodies to fart? Explain that. And don't blame this one on satan. Im pretty sure hes not responsible.

  • @NekoD3m0n

    What Jesus is telling about farting..

    same answer from Mohammed..

  • @MrAbdGHA I'm sorry? I can't understand you.

  • You have THE MOST punchable face

  • Muslim boy in school: *farts really loudly*

    Muslim teacher: "That's rude. Why would you do that?"

    Boy: "I'm working on my *faaaaart* science fair project."

    Teacher: "OK, then. Here, have some extra credit -- *faaaart*"

  • you don't have to make Wudhoo unless you want to pray ... SO please your video has incorrect information!

    please re-upload it with the true information as soon as possible ...

  • @The777mam it is highly reccomended to stay in Wudhoo 24/7 and he said in the video you SHOULD make Wudhoo, not that you have to....so the info is correct

  • Wow, I would hate to be Muslim.

  • well win me over, it wont. but its good intertainment

  • haha i just love the tags!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA oh man that cracked me up, really is this what religious people concern themselves over LOLOL

  • lol. keep it up. it's obligatory in Islam to spread knowledge. I just wonder if those glasses are your real onse :s

    Peace. :)

  • Why does God make us fart then? And isn't it unhealthy to hold it in, and has a natural, scientific explanation as to why it is natural to let it out, that people didn't know about many years ago when Islam came about?

  • @CaptainOmarful how about you go for a pooooooo, ive found when you need to fart most of the time is because you need to poooooo, so go for a pooooooo. LOL. I would say the main reasons to avoid farting 1stly its unplesent when it smells and sometimes you pooooooooooooooo yourslef, nd a muslim should try to stay very clean.

  • @CaptainOmarful I fart when I'm alone.

  • i'm starting to like this islam thing

  • Is this vidf really supposed to be funny?I was looking for something funny but this was probably the most childish comedy ive seen yet. farting ?are u kidding me . and we have to learn from islam that its not good manner to fart in public .cmon dude its common sense we donneed a religion to teach us these obvious things .

  • brothers! the tags smells horrible!!

  • LOL! ur crazieee lmao !

  • Lol at the tags!

  • Lol lol lol, "islam teaches u 2 fart?" lolololololol! I learned loads from this video! :D jazakallah

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  • that was stupid stop making videos

  • Explosive vests are bad manners too. :)

  • are u canadiaN?

  • yeah..what if i can't control it..

  • @NadrianATRS lol, this is just bullshit....

  • Light my fart on fire bb!

  • U feel jealous .. I c it in ur ugly face

  • lols stupid kaffirs gonna talk crap now o mannn. islam 4 life ;)

  • The real question in all of this is: are you gay?

  • I farted at the end of the video!

    NO LIE.

    CUZ IM A MUSLIM!

  • stupid boy!!!

  • wtf

  • @eran5005 no its not like that mate, you obviously need to fart once in a while to let gas out, but god denies farting in public, its just basic manners, you either leave the room or simply go to the toilet.

  • Who said religion cannot be humorous once in a while. I liked your video. very creative and not over the top.

  • omg

    you are right .

    B.cuz i traveled to D.C in USA when i was in metro ppl farting all da time >-<

  • I support promoting good manners, even if by religion - but i have to ask, if god thinks that farting is rude and dirty, why did he make our GI system in a way that basically forces you to fart? why not avoid the whole thing altogether?

  • @eran5005 everything in Islam is a fucking TEST, what part of that don't you fucking understand?

  • @AQHackAQ So the all powerful all knowing creator of the universe is testing me to see if i am able to stop myself from farting in public? He is testing me to see if i can chew with my mouth closed and not leave poop stains in the toilet after i take a dump?

    man, that's one annoying god, i'm glad i don't believe in him (or in any other god for that matter)

  • @AQHackAQ So the all powerful, all knowing, timeless and limitless creator of the universe is testing me to see if i am able to stop myself from farting in public? He is testing me to see if i can chew with my mouth closed and not leave poop stains in the toilet after i take a dump?

    man, that's one annoying god, i'm glad i don't believe in him (or in any other god for that matter).

  • @eran5005 , TEST is the point , we are created for a test , now its up to us

  • @syednajeebshah37 Thank you Obi wan, for enlightening the divine purpose of FARTING to me.

    Its not just methane and carbon dioxide produced from bacteria metabolism in my GI tract, its actually a divine TEST! That sounds so much like something an all powerful all knowing eternal being would care about!

    it all makes sense now!

  • and i just dont belive he , mohamad PBUH is a walking quran.

  • Are you serious about this farting thing??? ..cuz i know someone in particular who LOVES to fart.. and yeah he's muslim.

  • Hmm. Superstitiously splash water on your face after farting. That makes a lot of sense. (sarcasm)

  • If Allah hates farting so much he shouldn't have designed us that way.

  • @JewsusTehChrist He means farting in Public. Its natural, but its gross. Go to the bathroom if you need to fart.

  • @JewsusTehChrist , the point of our creation is TEST , Allah created us and set us free , now we chose , the satan or Allah , its about faith

  • @shutdown32 can i lick ur filthy cave?

  • LOL

  • ROFL!! xD

  • As Muslim, i think this vid doesn't has a future benefit. It's a behavior thing not related to religion !!

    And you made a bad idea about Islam like he forbids FARTING !! XD

  • Farting must be halal, it's a bodily function for godsake!

    Of all the farters, the Arabic God Allah is the biggest farter of all, I mean, what the hell do you think thunder is? (unless you believe in that ridiculous Norse God Thor of course lol)

  • actually i am a muslim this video is misleading he should of said farting breaks wudu but he rather is suggesting farting is haram this can KILL you...

  • Farting in Public should be avoided or rather when you need to go, use the bathroom or seclude yourself. BUT avoiding Farts is unhealthy. Islam doesnt teach unhealthy habbits.

  • guys just ignore the negative comments , stop feeding the troll.

  • Hahahaha I lol'ed. xD Also, 18 people farted while viewing this video.

  • Dude, whatever the Bukhari or muslim say, the truth is that we find dirtiest of people in Afghanistan, Bangladesh and Pakistan. We have to see the end result. All religions teach cool things but we have to focus on what we're achieved by adhering to religion and making mosques in every nook and corner in Pakistan.

  • Hi. Holding up farts is bad for your intestinal system.

  • no one likes the islamic people. they are all terrorists. GOD BLESS AMERICA. FUCK ISLAMIC PEOPLE

  • @6291994mike Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world most plp like it.

  • @princessrora100 thats because no one wants to die in a terrorist attack.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA

    FUCK ISLAMIC PEOPLE

  • @6291994mike

    God bless The Killing Machine = America

    &

    God bless The Dumbest people on earth = Americans

  • @3822218 we are the killing machine because we killed bin laden and if were so dumb why are americans kickin ass in the war were in.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA

  • @6291994mike

    LooooooL, you just prove that you are people the dumbest on earth hahahaha

    killed Bin Laden ? you didn't kill shit baby. If Obama said i killed 6291994mike XD you will believe that XD

    that's why you guys are dumb

    we are terrorists because 3 guys killed 4000 person in World Trade Center ( and those guys created by US government ). Americans are not terrorists because they just killed more than 200 million.

    Yeah, right XD

    Fuck off baby, i won't wast time with another dumb

    ^_^

  • @3822218 we are killing peole because of you bastards. the gov didnt bomb the world trade center. you did. fuck off, suck a dick, and blow yourself up because you got major issues dumbass. you would like to think your not a terrorist but you all are.

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  • @3822218 I AM ALIVE!!!!!! I BOMBED THE FAGGOT TRADE CENTER!!!! I DID IT! IM TAKING CREDIT FOR IT! FOR I AM BIN LADEN, THE MOST EPIC MAN IN THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!! ALL HAIL TO THE LITTLE CHILDREN IVE RAPED!

  • @ALIVEBinLaden

    And you are one of the children that Osama raped aren't you ? XD

  • @3822218 i AM osama u niger lover faggot! I WILL RAPE YOU AND UR FAMILY. IM GONNA SHOVE A BOX OF CORNFLAKES UP UR ASS. AND MY ASS.

  • @6291994mike agree 

  • @6291994mike FUCK YOUUUU I RAPE UR FAMILY

  • @ALIVEBinLaden no thanks

  • LOL funny video =D

  • @Chadolution ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF VIOLENCE GOD BLESS AMERICA

  • @Chadolution Wouldn't you want to clean yourself if you had a wet fart? Just saying...

  • Sometimes when I fart a load of spunk spurts out, is that especially rude ?

  • Do you ever fart when you're bending over for your skygod ? He might take exeption. Interesting how a perfect designer designs us so we produce excess gas then condemns it's release.

  • Very nice.

    Jazak Allah

    but one thing some one told me that in USA it dont consider as bad thing or shame full thing & the people easily can do it in front of any one....so is this true?

  • I'm thinking quite a bit of laughter went into making this video. And I don't think you needed to know, but this video may have caused me to fart...

  • Lol :D

    nice vid.

    Salamou alaykoum

  • @Weezyzack

    thanks

  • @Weezyzack Allah uh FUCKbar! Retarded.

  • @SayeretMatkal01 i feel sorry for you :(

  • this was stupid !

  • LOL the tags maade me LOL silent but deadly :P

  • @SaBz4ReAl

    i was laughing while writing them

  • @beensolongg Farting is something we can't help, but he's talking about in front of other people. You're not gonna fart in public randomly and stink up the place, are you?

  • ” Islam encourages people to avoid farting.“?

    this is totally wrong teaching.

    okay -- if for keeping for good manner it is okay to be polite,

    BUT: for the healthness, it is not good to hold the fart at all.

    ALLAH(GOD) created human, and let us to have fart, in order to take the BAD-GAS out of human body,

    and i should say, farting is one of a Wonderful system that ALLAH had made.

    sry, what i say is agaist Mohammad teach'ngs,

    but, the allah had made it for healthy purpose!

  • @beensolongg well... we can control our farts... and if we do, say "excuse me". Plus, it'd be kinda embarrassing to fart infront of somebody though.

  • @beensolongg

    to add: Muhammad (S) is projected as a walking Qur'an. if you deny his (S) teachings and ONLY go for Allah's "healthy purpose," then that is deviant from Islam. the Qur'an is Allah's Speech.

    get your facts straight and do not say this is a wrong teaching again.

  • @manguy92 I may not care who he is as he claimed, but, as long as he guide me to the wrong direction, i would consider he is against allah,

    and i only belive in allah, and only the goodthings from prophets.

    who every even so called prphets or message, but, teach me into wrong doctrine, i would deny it.

    La ilaha ila allah

  • @beensolongg

    rejecting Muhammad (S) is rejecting the final messenger of Allah. you can't have islam without Muhammad (S). it's the vital foundation of our religion. please don't preach about islam if you're not preaching the Muhammaden ways. if you have your own religion that is not qwerty's or the rest of the muslims', then how can you possibly say that this is a wrong teaching (whilst putting in the same context of islam)?

  • @manguy92 i have to say srry, that this is the true,

    and we have to accept the mistakes, we have to accept the true,

    we have to accept the facts that the religions been evoluaton.

    from Isac, he cansel all the bad, and re-set the religons again, so does, muhammad, he cancell the old belive, and re-seted and claimed his is the best.

    so, how , seems times pass, we now maysee something should adept and let it suit to the new age, then we should do ( be the things must be change into good ways)

  • @beensolongg that's interesting, but you're then also rejecting basic theology of Islam. Allah sent prophets to specific nations and peoples before Muhammad (S). Muhammad (S), however, was sent to all mankind as the seal of all prophets (ex. completing the message that was being sent from the time of Adam (A)). also, another key fact to understand is that the Qur'an is outside the realm of time, meaning that any part of it can help any person, in any nation, in any time.

  • @beensolongg

    Allah sent his prophets and messengers and each was like a brick making a wall; Muhammad (S) was that last brick that completed the wall 

  • @manguy92 however, could you ensure me muhammad (swt) is 100% pure guy?

    and he did no wrong?

  • @beensolongg

    it's in basic theology of islam that no prophet of God has ever committed a major sin

  • @manguy92 you still don't answered the question, plz give me in dirrect answere!

    1)is He the best creation of allah among the human, in the world?

    2) is he 100% pure?

    ——————————————————

    for me the word "sin" is THE SIN, and there is no such major or small sin,

    Allah said, if you Hate people, it is the same as you had killed them.

    if you just "think" it is the same as you took it in action.

    etc etc .................... and there are many things are in this way.

    they are all SIN!

  • @beensolongg

    1) yes, even better than the heavens

    2) uhh, this is too broad of a question in and of itself to be answered. please clarify, then we can make some more sense out of things.

    3) i don't and neither does the rest of the world really care what you THINK a sin to be

    4) there a strong difference between major and minor sins

    5) stop preaching about Islam when you don't follow the religion properly or even know anything about it!

  • @manguy92 what i'm shareing is from quran.

    allah say, there is no big and small sin,

    in allah there are all sin.

    may allah guide you and me in straight way , amin

  • @beensolongg

    you honestly give too much emphasis to your own opinions.

    Islam = fact

    your opinions = nothing

  • @manguy92 plz answered my questions.

  • @manguy92 and about the SIN,

    is not that  what allah teaches us??

  • @beensolongg

    habibi you're not making any sense. what about sin? i already answered your questions as far as i understood them and you're gonna need to clarify the second question. and if you gonna pray to Allah, then do it on your own because praying to God isn't gonna gonna help as much when doing it on youtube comments.

  • sorry, but please just privately message me for further comments. i feel like we've annoyed qwerty enough (sorry :( )

  • @manguy92

    if allah real exist.

    Oh plz allah open our hearts mind,

    and keep us straight way.

    to the all religons friends.

    love the neighbores,

    no more wars, and there is no excuses to make wars, even so called جهاد

    becuz' i'm 100 % ensure, allah never ever pleased to see, us killing one another, we all nations,ethnics are allah's wonderful creation.

    may allah open our eyes to see the true, and the fact ( as you claimed "Islam")

  • @manguy92 if there is nothing to improve to make peace, like such wars,

    as we see in egypt, or all the countries throughout the arabe world, or around the world are against one another, i should not call them islam.

    christian-islam( worship in one GOd, and the same god) but, they still ABUSE Allah.

    all the actions, that lead to bad deeds, and controling people, enslave population........

    they are abuseing allah.

    may allah forgive them.

    يرحمك الله وجزاك الله خير

  • @manguy92 and i hope all the follower not being

    "islam-fake" but "islam-fact" inshallah

    may allah open let us know his real will. and that is Love one another, no matter the person is muslim or not, or others religions belivers, and truely make it "true peace" happen in this world.

    ma'assalama

  • @manguy92 That must be one weak ass wall. How is the guy who could not get but a minor amount of followers to follow him thru peaceful means, then used war fare to convert others, considered a prophet. If Islam acknowledges that Jesus was a prophet also, then how is it explained that HE is portrayed as a liar. HE said the only way to GOD was thru HIM. So is Jesus the lying prophet or what? I don't understand. Please explain qwerty.

  • @anestis1971

    yeah maybe if you got some facts straight. i would suggest reading books that were written before the media became so influential (ex.before when people didn't write books just to get some fame). and also to look at both sides of the story instead of just hearing some words out of the mouth of a preacher who claims to understand islam, but hasn't even understood the basic tendencies of the religion

  • @manguy92 yes, i agree, now i don't not belive in many Imam or priests of religions.

    i have to go through and analise my self with allah guideing, than make conclusion myself.

    or if i need to consult with Imam, i just keep it in mind, take sth good, and don't trus about doesn't make sences

    may allah guide us, amin

  • @anestis1971 No, Jesus is not 'a lying prophet'. We even consider him as one of the greatest prophets. It's just that the thing with the Trinity, was made up by men. The bible was rewritten (old/new testament) and things were added and removed. This fact is acknowledged by priests/christians themselves, so thís is not made up.

    Jesus never said HE was God or God was him or I don't know, he said there is only one God and I am just his messenger. (:

    I hope you've been enlightened now :) ghehe

  • @Weezyzack what about Issa said, the only go back to heaven way, to see my fathers, is only by me,issa.

    issa also claimed, i'm the true, the way, no one can go to my father unless follow me.

    yeah,his statement is it enough to prove that, muslim should more promot Issa ?

  • @manguy92 or are you telling me that, Muhammad himself did no wrong?

    Does he 100 % pure guy?

  • @beensolongg

    a muslim's understanding is that Muhammad (S) is the best of all creation

  • @beensolongg

    your comment rejects Muhammad (S), therefore rejecting the Qur'an, therefore rejecting Islam. Stop preaching about Islam.

  • yes, i prefer reject bad deeds of the profits, i'm not gonna to take whatever teching in quran, if see truely see it is bad: for instance: Mohamad PBUH 1) got more than 10 wives 2) marry and sex with under 7 years old his friend daughter. 3) but he teach us muslim can got just 4 girls. etc etc if i try to do like him, and connsidered he is a waling quran, than i should also got plus dozon wives and marry to 7 kids. may llah open our mind to see and understand the true message of allah, amin
  • @beensolongg Well done. Nice to know that there is a Muslim out there that is not afraid to admit that Muhammad was wrong.

  • @tqpix

    LoooooooL, Is there a Muslim said that Mohammad was wrong ? haahahahaaaaaa

    it's like saying I'm a Christian but i don't believe in Bible XD

    If someone said Mohammad was wrong, he is not a Muslim then.

    BTW, it's not about fear baby :)

  • There is nothing wrong with farting, it is a natural thing to do, it is only impolite to fart in the presence of others, There are Hadith in which a Sahaba farted in the masjid and other sahaba started laughing at him, and Prophet Muhammad pbuh said, why do you laugh at him? Farting in Islam is not a sin. qwertyfshag habibi please be more clear in your future videos inshallah

  • That's stupid, people will always fart, just make sure you excuse yourself before you fart, and walk away instead of going through the holding it part.

  • ” Islam encourages people to avoid farting.“???

    this is totally wrong teaching.

    okay -- if for keep for good manner it is okay to be polite,

    BUT: for the healthness, it is not good to hold the fart at all.

    ALLAH(GOD) created human, and let us to have fart, in order to take the BAD-GAS out of human body,

    and i should say, farting is a one of a Wonderful system that ALLAH had made.

    sry, what i say is not the same as Mohammad teaches,

    but, the allah had made it for healthy purpose!

  • @beensolongg there's this place called a bathroom for that kind of stuff

    -_____-

  • @manguy92 you can't bear til walk to such bathroom.

    the fart just like theif, sometimes it never worn you before farting, ( and i'm bet you within 3 seconds you can't reach your bathroom for release you farts)

    a_______a

  • @beensolongg

    yeah that would definitely happen if your diet is all oils, meats, beans, junk food, etc. try eating healthier and stop telling people that this is a wrong teaching

    fiber is a detoxicant that cleans your system from unwanted bacteria; once you eat enough of fruits and vegetables, you won't have to worry about looking like a fool in public

  • islam doesn't forbid you from farting,lol, choose your words carefully, it forbids holding it in infact since it is bad for your health, what islam does say, is that when you need to fart, you shouldnt do it in the masjid, or around other people but go to the toilet/washroom etc and do it there, and if a person has farted he cant pray, touch the quran etc until he does his ablution again

  • i'm so childish..

  • i knew a guy who farted once and a muslim killed him for it :(

  • lmao hhhhh good work bro

  • @qwertyfshag

    Tags:  educational skid marks?!

  • @Sssssssssssssssimply dude how do u remember that how many " S " so u have in your username ??

  • What about video regarding end of world postponed?

  • qwerty, i only fart at home when there is nobody around(in the bathroom)

  • ooohhhhhh tha was nasty

  • I found this in the Video Description:

    "Shariah law allows farting, there is no penalty for that, as far as I know. " <----- hahahaha

  • thanks, but this video could have been better and a bit more elaborate, which you partly did in the description

  • haha :P

  • @AtheistAnubis

    You are generalising that all Muslims are childish. I found these videos interesting and subscribed for that reason. I wanted to watch some interesting videos and study the retarded annoying reactions from people like you.

  • LOL 

  • ISLAM TEACH US EVERYTHING..HE IS JUST REVEALING ISLAM IS BEAUTIFUL WITH SATIRE!!. TRY TO DISCOVER 1ST..DONT JUST KNOW HOW TO BLAME OTHER RELIGION..

  • we'd die if we didnt fart...

  • Salam. You should also try to point out that it's a natural thing to do so if you have to fart you must, but should do it away from people if they can. Allah made us fart to expel these gases that would be potentially harmful to us if absorbed by our bodies, and if we 'hold it in' then it's bad for health ain't it? And this silent or noisy expulsion of air can help bring about some relief and comfort from a buildup of gas within the lower part of the body. Can't really blame anyone if they fart.

  • LOL good post qwerty mashallah 

  • @Verification11

    thanks

  • Im gonna set my fart on fire for scientific purposes!!!

  • @tomek92pl

    Islam and science are best friends

  • @qwertyfshag thats really good. hey... i have sometime you may be interested in, and even use it in one of your videos. please PM me (just to make me sure you will read my response) and i will explain you, how to prove, the existance of god or at last something supernatural, just by reason and logic thinking, that no one can disagree with :)

  • @qwertyfshag science and NOT islam are best friends

  • qwerty ur 1 of ma fav people but ur just about to change that neraly cos in no hadith, quran law state that farting rude

  • Farting is considered bad manners everywhere qwerty,How stupid is it to make a video "Farting in islam".Stop humilating yourself

  • @AtheistAnubis i know some atheists who told me fart smell is just molecules in your nose,

    they kept farting on me and I asked them if it was considered a bad manner in their religion, they told me they didn't know so I checked their holy book The God delusion from R. Dawkins

    sounds like it's not a bad manner since it's not written in their book

  • @SharpenedSpirit

    Are you fucking stupid? The God Delusion is OUR holy book? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Holy crap I just laughed so hard,You honestly consider atheism a religion? LOOOOOOOOOL

    The God Delusion speaks about how religion is all made up not about manners you idiot.And you read the god delusion? I doubt it.LMFAO "not written in their book" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    I remember your stupid ass,Your that moron who thinks a shithole like Somalia is better than civilized nations like Japan or Norway.

  • @AtheistAnubis Is it necessary to try to bring every one down just because you don't agree with their religion no matter how much you hate it? I understand if someone on here has done some personal harm to you and you are angry. But I highly doubt anyone did such a thing to you here on youtube, so why do you feel it necessary to start insulting us, our religion, and resort to name calling? If you don't agree with our religion, that is fine. But why do YOU (not all atheists), persist with hatred?

  • @AtheistAnubis no this isn't a stupid video, he said that the wudu is nullified by farting which useful information for ppl who wanna learn about islam

  • @MrFFSMAN

    Actually it is an extremely silly video,If anybody wants to learn about islam the person should simply read the quran and hadiths for themselves not listen to this crap,Qwertyfshag simply does his videos to make you muslims giggle like a bunch of kids,No learning here