England vs. Australia - Harry Kewell - 12.02.03

[mudchair16]

An MBA in business admin and he can't spell 'you're'.

[RandomGuy7815]

@mudchair16 You can't spell administration, faggot.

[mudchair16]

@RandomGuy7815 Look up 'abbreviation' in the dictionary. Hmm, calling someone a faggot... I'll leave you to sort out your family issues.

[stunts2extreme]

Australia win this game 3-1

[meetjoblak]

the jersey is much better than the new 1

[olitinge]

@christbone GO WRITE A FUCKING BOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE!

[TheA340guy]

Harry Potter, the magic man!

[34crikey]

Kewell destroyed England this day

ferdinand could not handle him

[96kilohertz]

Learn to spell if YOU'RE going to comment you idiots. Football is by far the most popular sport in the world. Die ignorant if you must

[hochsr]

the AFL is just being plain stubborn. NRL agreed to work with FIFA where as Demetriou the gay cunt wants to cut off Etihad Stadium for World Cup use and will not co-operate, didn't think he solely owned Etihad Stadium as Melbourne Victory use it as a home ground as do the Socceroos for matches in Melbourne. It's actually fucking easier for the AFL to move matches, use all the old fucking grounds in Melbourne. Here's some words for that prick, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY OF THE WORLD CUP CUNT!"

[apacheslim]

amen

[timmy8372]

showed england what a joke of a team they were and still are hahaha

[goldhippie]

football is a way better sport than the hillbily afl and rugby

[tobyyoby]

i remember this game, kewell chopped england up. at the time you could class kewell as one of the best players in the world.

[IultrAslanxx19I]

KeweLL is the Best fuck of the Rest

[guisepp497]

is Harry Kewell your best payer then?

lol

[IultrAslanxx19I]

Yes he is

[spel6]

Classy finish. This goal's hilarious. I love the way Rio Ferdinand tries to foul Kewell off the ball, and ends up just taking himself out, haha.

[JackLunn1992]

This was at Elland Road and at the time, Kewell and Viduka played for leeds

[timtimtimtim83]

Upton Park

[G101993]

damn, how good was that guy

[Ulmeyda08]

There is nothing sadder than an Austrlian trying to insult the English, that's like going in a time machine and calling your ancestors cunts lmao.

[SteyrAUG2009]

apart from the fact only about 50% of the population aren't even half english. dickhead

[Ulmeyda08]

Then you're all immigrants.

[SteyrAUG2009]

noo.. i was born here.

by your logic theoretically we all came from africa so aint we all immigrants?

[Ulmeyda08]

Nope, if you're the first person there you got to keep that land.

[SteyrAUG2009]

so.. you better give the land back to the natives. because there were people in england before you cunts invaded!.

[Ulmeyda08]

But I thought we all came from Africa? Make up your mind you dim cunt.

Anyways i'm bored of this, you're an ozzy i'm a brit goodbye.

[SteyrAUG2009]

pussy, your only leaving because im torching your arse.

typical poms! cant even win an argument let alone a football match against us.

HAHAHAHA

[Ulmeyda08]

You just had to try and have a final dig didn't you? You just coudn't let it go.

The point is really, why would I even continue to bother?

Australia has no good bands, no good films, no role on earth except to be isolated in the corner. You're ruled by OUR queen. You have gay little stars on the side of OUR flag, speak OUR Language, use OUR inventions, (the computer and the internet).

You're pretty much a nation of losers. If you didn't have any relation to us you would be nothing.

[life2lifele55]

no good bands?

- ever hear of Ac/Dc, Silverchair, INXS?

no good films?

- how about romper stomper, picninc at hanging rock, mad max?

your queen has fuck all to do with ruling australia, she's the head of state and not much more then a figurehead or ambassador - that will change in the next few years.

and if we are such an isolated nation of losers, how come so many poms emmigrate and visit here?

[Ulmeyda08]

AC/DC moved to England in their early career, the other 2 are irrelivant shit. The singer of INXS died while wanking, so he would definatly of been Australian.

I haven't even heard of 2/3 of those.

The queen is still the HEAD OF YOUR STATE.

And I could easily say why are so many of you convicts working in our bars?

[spikhaza]

the queen cant do shit anymore, and acdc moved to england ~1982. The only good song from them since has been thunderstruck. The band is scottish / Australian.

Plus, its coccer (soccer / poofterball) why the fuck do you even care?

[heathparkes10]

so why the fuck are you even watching this video? fuck off.

[spikhaza]

because

a) your a gimp

b) soccers gay and i came to annoy you - its fun

c) soccers gay

d) only muppets such as yourself like it

[heathparkes10]

-wtf is a gimp?

-going out of your way to annoy me? I'm flattered.

-the correct spelling is "soccer's", which means that your comment is invalid

- I'd say about 3 billion people would beg to differ

[ezylief]

hahah only muppets?? i hope your not from australia? as it is your most participated sport hahah maybe do a lil research before you come on here running your mouth about shit you have no clues about ..lol@ 12 months of that shit you call football getting canceled for the world cup in 2022 in aust hahaha now whos the muppet

[spikhaza]

a) were not going to get the world cup

b) if we do, the wankers from victoria will refuse to give up afl - everyone else will

c) soccer is by far the least popular sport in australia. Your from the united kingdom, and have got it all mixed up... although i dont like it, AFL is the most participated sport, followed by rugby league then Rugby union. Guess how many people go to the average poofterball (soccer) game? about 600. In a stadium that can hold 80000. J-O-K-E.

[ezylief]

hahah a joke that australia want in on.. look im not hear to tell you that your good at soccer i no your shit but australia is going to alot of trouble for this so called JOKE..

[spikhaza]

your from england, but you don't speak english. You have the logic of an asian and can't even spell. Now go masturbate to the queen, ferral ruffian.

[ezylief]

haha mate we invented the language you speak right now so i think we can write and talk how we want with ourrrrrrrr language .. just like we can do what we want with ourrrrrrrrr country 'australia' or did you think you were a republic?? haha fuck wit

[seanus71]

Ezy, you're a racist hate inciting arsehole. What do you mean "your country". Research the difference between a replublic and a constitutional monarchy before you prove you're an even dumber cunt than we already know!

[mufckid42]

Lol, the world cup will come to Australia, and theres nothing you can do about it. Unfortunately the AFL are gonna have to make do with normal grounds instead of stadiums, haha cant wait. The AFL can do nothing against FIFA, the AFL is trying to fight FIFA off and that just makes me laugh.

[spikhaza]

I don't like AFL, it's actually almost as boring as poof-ter-ball (soccer). As for the rugby cities, there's no way association poo-ter-ball will ever make it in australia. The crowds for the games are like

A-League 4500 (association poof-ter-ball)

AFL 42000

Rugby league 38000

Rugby Union 35000 domestic

52000 international

People who play soccer in my suburb are outcasts and are thought to be brain dead. And i live in one of the most upper-class suburbs in the country, i can tell you.

[mufckid42]

When I look at the Rugby crowds, they are the same as soccer crowds. Except for the international matches, which get much bigger crowds than 50,000. And soccer is growing in Australia, more than any other sport. Australia have qualified for two world cups in a row, while they couldnt qualify for 32 years, speaks for itself. And it will only grow more. And when Australia host the world cup, it will be all soccer, and the other sports can do nothing.

[spikhaza]

whatever the case, i doubt they'll make it past the group stage of the next years gay get togethor... that's if there not killed by professional burglers in s.a. bahahahah

[Ralex004]

@spikhaza and that's why australia was names the most racist country -.-

[Ralex004]

@Ralex004 no offense to aussies, love ya

[ezylief]

mate stop waisting my time.. mufckid seems to have said everything i would have said to you anyway.. like he said theres NOTHING other sports can do about it ,so deal with it you fucked up kiwi wanna be

[timotheous86]

your stats are totally made up.

[hochsr]

where the hell did you get those stats?

union is around 15,000 average along with rugby league (maybe around 13,000), afl around 25k average all across australia and a-league around 15,000. melbourne gets around 25,000 a week and sydney and brisbane get around 15,000. and in terms of international matches which national team gets the largest attendance every time? that's right, the socceroos. it's obvious which is the favoured national team. do the maths properly next time.

[christbone]

@spikhaza let me guess....you are a white anglo saxon. your cunt father drinks a lot of beer. you frequenlty visit RSL's with your bogan 'mates' you never wear shoes, only thongs, you drive either a ute or a holden commodore. you hate asians and ethnics because you see them as invading your country even though your criminal cunt ancestors invaded aboriginal land. your teeth are yellow, you never finished high school so you could be a dumb ass tradie. yep.....typical fithy mongrel saxon dog.

[spikhaza]

@christbone im not a bogan, i work in the private sector in the Sydney CBD, have an MBA in business administration and more money than lucious malfoy. Your insolent view of a stereotype is amusing... You are actually being racist in assuming that we are all racist you know, because your making assumptions. So please, keep your mouth shut and stop listening to what the viewer hungry mass media that currently runs rampant, because it's making you look like a tool.

[atown327]

@spikhaza you really are a redneck cunt fuck off

[brynjones11]

@christbone you are a fuckwit mate

[ACDCrSweeet]

@christbone Oh yeah man, you got it down to a T.... Dipshit. HAHA you're pretty funny.

[spikhaza]

least participated sport... cricket is then afl and rugby... last time i checked baseball was more played than association poof-ter-ball

[mufckid42]

As I said FIFA is too strong and they would laugh at the prospect that some rugby officials would fight against them to stop the world cup from coming to Australia.

[ezylief]

haha last time i checked kevin rudd is putting in millionnnnnnns and millions of dollars to get the poof-ter-ball world cup so im pretty sure your attendance stats for crowds mean fuck all .. get with the times and the most popular sport in the WORLD

[christbone]

@spikhaza where did you get that info convict slave? probably in your sell on one of the walls?

[eatsumsoup]

@christbone geez calm down u racist faggot

[herbinator78]

@christbone fucking cockhead

[tempsman]

@christbone psssst, it's cell

[mufckid42]

Only the whole world likes it except bogans like you.

[spikhaza]

bogan's play rugby league, not union. You really are quite a gumby in taking the stereotypical view that I am a bogan from the outer suburbs of some small country town that doesn't know what the word geography means. I just don't get why you would want to watch a bunch of metro twenty-five year olds take their shirts off because they finally gained enough coordination to get the ball inside a large box after 93 minutes and some ridiculous penalty...

[christbone]

@spikhaza play the world game you wheat chewing convict and see how hard it is, or better yet throw your ball and chain around for the entertainment of your english masters.

AFL, league, union.....sports nobody around the world would have anything to do with.

[christbone]

@spikhaza play the world game you wheat chewing convict and see how hard it is, or better yet throw your ball and chain around for the entertainment of your english masters.

AFL, league, union.....sports nobody around the world would have anything to do with.

[Ralex004]

@christbone mate... i'm english and you're just bloody stupid and jealous... cut that shit out, you're giving us a bad name.

[tvvideos365]

australia is a great country but their films arent that great i like some of their bands but most their actors go to america i would still like to live there though

[tvvideos365]

england is not a fukin permanent vacation immigrants are bullshit they dont deserve to live here its only fair but i guess i'm only saying this because my mate got stabbed bya random black chap becuase he wouldn't give him his phone

[cameraygal]

Ulmeyda08

Terranullius Australia. google that and see if you are right!

[JaydenFuckenA]

england doesnt dominate any sport

[munkyfetal]

You've obviously never seen the International Gurning championships

[IzzyMontana]

England i think Australia....

[elliotlovesfox]

lol woo hahaha

[XyIas]

We love Harry at Galatasaray :)) and wish the best for Australia.

[rb2h]

he just got a goal against uzbekistan!!!!!!

[angelpa]

Was there. Awesome win, going to the world cup.

[mehmetaus]

Gelmis Gecmis Australianin en iyi oyuncusu.

Australiadan Selamlar!

2010 here we come :))

[yoooooozgatli66]

lan ne adam almisiz ya aslanim kewell  galatasaray forever

[ultraslano]

this man is doing great jobs at galatasaray now.we love him!

[evilmagician76]

H is class put rio on his arse man u scum

[merder4eva]

Goooooo the CONVICTS! :D

[jaydendrums111]

ahah yes an the convicts seem to be flogging alot of people in different world sports dont they

( not saying england was flogged, i didnt watch it)

fucking racist

[trk15h]

Convicts hehe aussies are smart they came here they have nic ebeaches and live life not freezing their balls off like u in england lollll thats why u poms all come to aus

[SANCHEZisTheGREATEST]

yep im russian and proud, weve got young players and wer really good, like every1 of our players r young except for 1 or 2, and wer really good but wer just not poplular that much

[Lowesy4MUFC]

football's longest yard

convicts beat the guards 3-1

PS: aussie rules football isnt actually that big its only played by inbred cunts from the south

forza Kewell forza Australia

[Beamer22]

Inbred cunts from the south?

What state are you from champ?

[Ablett52923]

dont be fuckin racist. Aussies will fuck you over in 2010. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!!!

[JesusROX9501]

Hehe just because SA has the best AFL teams, although football/soccer is 10x better.

[gorkem123123]

kewell and lincoln are the bomb of Galatasaray

[dobrivoje50]

please admitt it england are rubbish...hahaha rubbish poms always losing against da aussies...haha

[dynodude97]

we invented the sport and remember 2004 by any chance???

-Bradley

[jimwhy]

the Chinese did

[russellyb]

Prisoners of the motherland?? I suggest you look up where 'pom' really did originate from, rather than jumping on a fabricated bandwagon. As a 'pom' myself, this was the saddest hour for English football in my lifetime, thank God we did beat the yanks recently or I really would stop watching.

Let's hope we can meet in a future World Cup and go head-to-head in a proper, competitive game with just the 3 substitutions. Win that one, then the bragging rights really are all yours.

[kadoelen2006]

Why would Australia look forward especially to that? There isn't much to brag about by beating England. They're kind of in the same category as Austria, Latvia, Belorus and Belgium. Would you brag about beating the Belgians?

[matflem92]

fuckin oath m8. im a pom 2 and i dont see us being in the same category as austria and dat. And we lost dat match against the aussies coz we played shit cunts and this was the debut match of wayne rooney. He was only 17 like back den.

[SANCHEZisTheGREATEST]

so ur tryin to say rooney is 22 this year?i think hes older mate

[matflem92]

i sed he was 17 back then. look up when his birthday is mate and then look at the date of this.

[jjhowden]

Great goal by harry

[cooledy66]

England fail at football

[dobrivoje50]

I agree England are shit pumped up by that stupid media, the poms should just stick to darts hahahaha.

[saxamofone]

we were playing the game while you lot were still chasing an egg around a circular pitch you  halfwit. we'll see what happens when we face you in a competitive match that we actually give a fuck about

[jimbit411032]

beckfordlufc84....nice one mate! hahahaha ugly cunt rio

[beckfordlufc84]

Who Put Rio on his arse?

HARRY, HARRY KEWELL!

HARRY HARRY KEWELL

HARRY HARRY KEWELL

Who Made Rio look a Cunt?

HARRY HARRY KEWELL

[pvidalva]

kewell sucks ass....why do oz people think he is so good...he is just one more player...CAN'T YOU SEE????

[brokenboy07]

unfortunantly Kewell is our only player competent enough to take-on players. I mean Emerton's getting better playing wide and Culina has his go but for this point in time his our go-to guy.

[Alexio1092]

He's been looking AFRAID to take on players lately for the pool mate, against barnsley of all teams (no offence to them but playing a multi million dollar franchise vs a relegation haunted club the div. below is a worry)

[brokenboy07]

Don't need to hear that, not with the World cup Asian qualifiers this week.

[Alexio1092]

So I'm not entitled to my opinion? Bugger off mate, it's only the truth. You can stick your fingers in your ears and lalala about it but don't pester me about it. Hopefully Kewell will do well against Singapore & China, I reckon he will, too.

[brokenboy07]

wow, something went wrong with the translation? didn't know i needed smiley faces to be understood as humour. (albeit pretty sad as humour goes) :):):)

[Alexio1092]

You fail at composing sentences mate, you're not making any sense so you're pretty much flogging a dead horse.

[brokenboy07]

is the composing or the understanding the problem? 'spose just a matter of opinion. ok you win, whatever that means.

[Alexio1092]

What was the problem mate? You didn't want to hear my opinion originally and then you treat it like a joke.

[brokenboy07]

Stop thinking the worlds against you for a minute, put down the ritalin and take a deep breath. Your opinion was respected; it was my reply that was meant as the joke! (honestly read back, i can't understand how your offended).

[Alexio1092]

"Don't need to hear that, not with the World cup Asian qualifiers this week" doesn't sound too friendly. Where do you stand on judging I need ritalin? You don't need to rack your mind for petty insults, I was curious as to why you didn't want to hear my opinion initially, are you mocking yourself in your post about the smiley faces? Believe it or not emotional interpretation isn't best received over text/the internet.

[brokenboy07]

Hardly worth arguing over now but...I judge the need for ritalin on your ability to start war over a percieved insult that was never there to begin with. Yes the smiley face reference WAS a pisstake on my own 1st reply as it resulted in lame/confused humour of a respected opinion, YOURS. (pretty straight forward really).If interpretation is so hard 4 u,talk to more real ppl. So stop throwing your tantrum or hissyfit or whatever's going on over there and calm down. I'm out And C'MON socceroos

[Alexio1092]

Your judgement's even poorer if you think I need to calm down mate, maybe you should get outside instead. I'm proudly supporting Australia in Singapore today and your initial comment seemed anti-opinionated, and seeing as it was about Australia in football what did you expect. You can't judge medication on your failure to realise that sarcasm isn't best used over text. Really, you should get out more. =S

[Alexio1092]

Apologies for the misunderstanding, but simply take it like this, what if I just wrote to you: I didn't need to hear that. Would you consider that serious or what? How would you determine whether it was using sarcasm etc? All the in the context I guess, but seeing as I don't even know you, I'm sorry but it's not that easy. ;)

[Lordtks]

Poor defending, great finish

[chetnik4]

i remember this game so well. what happened to australia. they were totally unknown before this game but after it they have really come of age

[martyshire]

Before then it was a vicious cycle. No decent countries wanted to play us because we weren't rated. As a results we only got to play a decent opposition with our full strength side once every 4 years in the WC playoffs (in which luck didn't go our way). That's life in Oceania!

[mussdogga]

what a game! unreal

[cruelteddybeast]

kewell de great!

[rebirthoflufc]

who put rio on his arse kewell kewell

who put rio on his arse harry harry kewell

nice 1 h

[Viiduka]

hahah for sure

[belarmino11]

australia losses to japan!!!kewell miss hi penalty shot!wat a chance!

[imsopov]

Watch the uraguay pentaltys.. I think japan studied that video before the match. they played the same roster of players for pentaltys kewell then neil they took the pentaltys exactly the same. Kewell bottom right neil short run up bottom left. Keeper saved both

[mamaio22]

keweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll­llllllllllll

[overs00]

Far be it from an Englishman, to admit when they weren't good enough, Aust lost to Iraq in the AFC because they didn't play well no excuses. Australia were much better in this game. Thats why they won, no excuses you whiny english girl guide

[brendandan]

Was that "the most expensive defender in the world" being spun onto his arse by Harry before he went round Seaman and scored? Maybe Sunday League is a good description.

[samoafanatics]

677325-the british do like cricket we just prefer football.

[jcollishaw]

Highlights of full game now posted by me so just click on my my name and follow the link

[lunchtimepass]

That wasn't the "sunday league" team. That was the England First XI. David Beckham played, Andy Cole, David Seaman, Sol Campbell....etc they all played. In that one half that they played England conceded 2 goals. Then the youngsters came out and played a much better game.

[AussieDolla]

full highlights! australia for the real treble! WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS - FOOTBALL, CRICKET, RUGBY!

[677325]

Wow you beat England's sunday league team. I think my mum played in that one. Try beating England's real team.

[znotty]

Mate,we beat you at EVERYTHING!

[677325]

Yeah Cricket - geeks sport(everyone hates it in England)

WE WON THE RUGBY WORLD CUP IN YOUR BACK GARDENM AND WE WILL WIN IT AGAIN.

WHO HAS WON THE FOOTBALL WORLD CUP? ENGLAND NOT AUSTRALIA.

[znotty]

you won the Rugby world cup with negative tactics & goalkicking...just ...since then won nothing.won the 66 world cup with currupt officials,since then nothing.Australia have multiple world champs who have one multiple world championships in many many sports...imagine your last win was in 2003...

[mWb003]

football in England has been established for over 100 years, in Australia football has been an established and recognised professional sport for only the past 3-4 years.

[prettiboipras]

lol who taught us every sport??? ENGLAND

now whoz beeaten u at every sport??? AUSTRALIA hahaha

[chuckdawobbly]

Who gives a fuck about Rugby. You prisoners of the motherland are still bragging about winning the cup 42 years ago! Meanwhile you fill your leagues with foreigners. England is the most overrated underachieving team in the world. And, when we beat you on your home turf in London, you fuckers all walked out at half time. Shit team with even shitter fans. WC Aust vs Jap we were 1-0 down for the whole game, Cahill scored twice and every aussie saw it cause not 1 of them left the stadium

[677325]

They walked out because we dont give a fuck about australia. Japan are a shit team.

[chuckdawobbly]

why did they go to the game in the first place then? Why did you come to watch this video on youtube?

Yeah Japan are a shit team, and we beat them, and no cunt walked out on their team, from Japan or Australia. If England were playing and looked like losing the fans would have walked out. It just looks like you've written your team off when you walk out, and i think no team should be written off at half time, yet thats what the English fans did

[Beamer22]

Russia are a shit team as well.

I don't mind England, but please don't start the racist stuff.

[jrer58]

Would you like to take back that comment now? Hahaha, Russia's playing better than England and Australia right now!

[Beamer22]

Well obviously I'd like to take it back now mate, but it is easy to say in hindsight.

[jrer58]

Yeah, true enough...but, Russia's never really been that bad. Now, they have some good young players and a good coach too!

[JesusROX9501]

Which Australia did have... hehe but Russia borrowed Guus Hiddink

[DanTube2008]

Second half was rookies and they outplayed the first half team who was basically the full side, ecspecially the defence. We beat the real England, the real... pathetic... overpaid... underachieving... England!

[popmuffins]

popovic scored, i think jeffers scored for eng, cant remember the other one, maybe emerton

[wilnaldo8]

lol no shit cant deny that highlights of the green the green and gold thrashing the three lions would be great!!! emerton and some1 else scored for us i think

[hemie22]

Harrys a LEGEND!! Lol YEa where is the highlights?

[strokes34]

Yes! We need one with full match highlights and sound!

[jensandstacey]

I can't find the full highlights for this anywhere!!!! It's a conspiracy the English have destroyed all records.... Please someone find it.

[johnszasz]

yes full highlights id bloody die for!! haha it was so awesome,i went to school 15 mins late and my teacher accepted my excuse!!!!

[glenheidke]

If anyone has the full highlights plllease let me know!!

[TheInternet22]

does anybody have A full highlight reels for this game?

[SimplySimon]

hahahahaha, england sucks!