I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK

[BILLYJOEGAGO]

:D yar awesome

[brookieluvsyhu]

hahahah!!!!!!



[Nnnarekkk]

I can do it too! It's awesome only 1% of people can.

[stone412]

You don't dound french. You sound fake.

[TheChuchin98]

I am gay who wants to suck my dick

[geekedup500]

Ur not gay at all no way ur as str8 asa circle

[kanoburnsAK47]

@SparkSSBM --- you watched the fucking video too you little fucking fuck face

[krashdown102]

who the fuck would want t suck anyones dick

[WiiGlitchers]

love your accent

[huhabah]

This is so random. I would brofist you so quickly.

[LootFragg]

I agree to people saying you weird them out. Same thing here. But in a funny way actually. Well, basically, this video was a bit overloaded for my taste. But I had to smile a lot. The accents were good. The French "echhk" was the topping. No point to this video but it was fun to watch.

--

But I hate those quick cuts. I really hate them. They are used a LOT and even the ninja from askaninja doesn't use them inflationarily. Inflashio... ninflayshyonyarynylyllysisypho­s. So cut it out. roflmaotumblr

[djfusion83]

This girl can suck her own dildos.....

[zannahitmeansheaven]

suck his dick guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaiLover12345]

The worst way I have ever woken up? My friend texting and telling me to watch the video called to 'Two Girls and One Cup.' The next day at school I picked the lock on his locker, took his books and the bags cookies he was braging about having almost all morning.

[zannahitmeansheaven]

the gayest sound ever

[drewbluedrew]

lol he freaks me out

[paq0327]

bro you weird me out

[TheJohnrhughes]

He is gorgeous, I'd suck his dick!!!

[tequillawithlemon]

he looks like a girl

[Acid7Ibanez]

Bulgaria = best humor

[GlitchesnHacks1]

Really

[nakedman1762]

Too much bla bla bla and he ain't showing he can do it for true........he can maybe suck dick, but not his own! Moron!

[mostaffa100]

girls dont have a dick! :L

lol

[tweetypiex1x]

he is just fuckig FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!1 Silver isnt worth shit in this acodemy 1:59 haha the scream hahahahaha !!

[tweetypiex1x]

he is just fuckig FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!1 Silver isnt worth shit in this acodemy

[tweetypiex1x]

you brag about sucking ur own dick

[Girlygurl123]

I love ya, Kris. :) You make me lol.

[rannekk]

what the FUCK is this shIT

[KmDandRaDProductions]

we already knew TARZAN can suck his own cock

[MrGamewiz22]

Keep Pressing 1 HE REALLLY CAN SUCK HIS OWN DICK

[chelsfuqua1]

ummm, wtf?

[bazooka1hitko]

big deal my cat suck his own dick 5 times per day.

[krissilent55]

@bazooka1hitko lmao

[BrianClarkTV]

@bazooka1hitko XD LOL mine licks its pussy

[29979R373CTXX]

someone give that kid a haircut

[xxXlitlemokidXxx]

Haha! GRAPEFRUIT!

[xolmgxo]

i dont get it....

[MightySerbianFighter]

keep pressing 7

[TheGreifShow]

should i flag...

i think so

[HazelEyes303]

O.o you look like a fuckin girl! seriously this is a shit video...pointless. -.-

[dobrenarcisflorin91]

@HazelEyes303 Hey asshole he is beautiful than you you little fuck

[HazelEyes303]

@dobrenarcisflorin91 omg u dont even know what i look like you fucker. only cuz ur gay and u fancy him you twat

[dobrenarcisflorin91]

@HazelEyes303 Ooo fuck you you son of a bitch i am not gay i just love to make people compliments it's a FUCKING BIG DIFFERENCE you brainless whore

[MrMsElizabeth]

I LOVE how this is the most viewed video XD.

You have some perv followers =P

[MrCarnage7]

lol what did i just watch

[Wildcatsareamazing]

Lmaoo!! Your accent is AMAZINNGG :D! baha

[thenoobpowner]

keep pressing 1

[rcwalice]

This is so fucking awesome

[Djojo91]

wow pi4 baq antifenove si sabral :D haha Az li4no edin savet 6te im dam,vmesto da si gubqt vremeto vuv bezsmisleni psuvni naso4eni kam teb,po-dobre da te da izmislqt ne6to po-hitro.Ama ne te sa tvarde vis6i za tova :D diskoteki,treva,alkohol,koi kogo nae...al tova e jivota za tqh :D kakto i da e pi4 kefqt me klipovete :) ne6to razli4no!Ne sku4ni hvalbi koi kak karal ladata na ba6ta si kak 6lqpal Mariika kom6iikata i sa napi6il :D sme6nici!Davai bratle! :)

[AstralPossibilities]

If i had a penis id suck all the time. ^.^ I think id be awesome!

[SparkSSBM]

@kanoburnsAK47 *said the guy wanting to see this guy talk about sucking his own dick*

umad

[babbybare1]

your cute 

[Jro2085]

I think you're funny. Bubblegum shit and daisies....classic

[DragovainLord]

funny

[Thevideoclown]

I like your accent

[MrUSMC24]

not gonna lie, that was pretty funny

[l4dlovemaker2000]

the worst way i got woken up was with a soccer horn to the ear

[Chatbiteuh]

Je suis français !

[toontownpenny8]

RANDOMNESS! LOL!

[Maxixor]

u look like u dont even have a dick to suck m8 !!

[krissilent55]

@Maxixor the video is about a friend waking me up in the middle of the night and telling me he just sucked his own dick

oh,and fuck you

[JettaJ1]

lol

[Gayfurry77777]

it took balls to make this

[UsokolU]

OMFG!!!!!your videos are the the most fucked up of all i have ever seen..........truelly....i laugh at every video(well i watched only 2)

(8)

[nkyguy]

you have to lean towards the gay side if you will suck your own dick, I know I wouldn't do it even if I could. Wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing I did such a thing.

[CleverDjembe]

@nkyguy

That comment speaks of shame and fear of one's own feminine side. Don't worry, it's normal. You're not gay if you want to suck your own dick, you just like to experience sexual pleasure. Don't we all? =)

[PedoPolice1]

i wish you would die.......suck my cock you faggot.....silver is worth a lot of money btw.....looks like u lost out on that one genius....have a nice DaY...hail satan.....

[SimeonDragicTv]

@mpptoast hahahaha.

[SimeonDragicTv]

@mpptoast i hope u fucking die u little son of a bitch.

[krissilent55]

@mpptoast What?

[MonkeyMarieSmexi]

Hi.

[rymaly]

you're funny

[shellbug0528]

grapefruit

[Cole12237]

I BET



[Purplable]

My friend once woke me up by hitting the bed right next to my head with a golf club.

-Oh, and he also set the bed on fire...

[Kapo465]

dude ur pretty funny man. \m/

[garra1of1the1dessert]

sexy voice lol

[TalynCo]

Worst way I woke up was I was really ill. I was more like in a daze, not actual sleep. Anyway I shat myself. Yum.

[DeathLorelei]

the worst way I've been woken up, has to be. . .with my sister's FOOT IN MY MOUTH!

[Lovemesometeenie]

Lol all french guys have long hair. "for guirlz" lmao I subbed :D

[90sLassie]

worst way i got woken up? my dad slamed a snow ball into my bloody face and ran away. so i went back to sleep in cold water.

[xDrullz]

I was so confused at first I didn't even understanded what happened :d

[PiipLady]

i like your comedy.

you are really handsome ;)

[kissingthewall]

lol you are starting to become my fav youtube comedian. :D

[paunchyjoe]

ok well that was kind of offensive and not at all funny!

[LifeInATent]

@paunchyjoe offensive against whom and for what?

[paunchyjoe]

i think your rather amusing but i foud it kind of discriminating and it was slightly offensive to me.

[LifeInATent]

@paunchyjoe Me? This wasn't my video.  This is my friend Kris'

[krissilent55]

@LifeInATent Lol o.o...why did he reply to you on my video?

[racoon965]

@LifeInATent oh so ur the 1 who sed u can suck ur own dick

[rosa1221]

well.. once this person <-< *coughcough*

threw water all over me, so i'd wake up :#

[krissilent55]

@rosa1221 Lol o.o

[deathdollmania]

the worst way i've ever been woken up was being told that someone died

[krissilent55]

@deathdollmania Happened to me when Michael Jackson died.

[vincenthefrench]

im french and i just wanna say... au rrrrrrrevoirrrrrrr

[krissilent55]

@vincenthefrench YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG rhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhhhhhhhhrrrrrrh­hhhhhh

[lulabell0]

creepy. remind me never to meet your friend...

[krissilent55]

@lulabell0 Or kiss him xD

[lulabell0]

lol! :)

[joreto11]

My father farted in my room and i woke up... seriously...

[krissilent55]

@joreto11 My dad storms in my room whenever he wants to and doesn't care if I'm sleeping.

[SinisterGrapefruit]

An Orange yelled "Knife!" at me, which woke me up, then i got sliced in half, and a guy poured sugar on me, and it really stung :(

[krissilent55]

@SinisterGrapefruit Hahahahahahahahaha....aaah video references ^_^

[DarkToxicQueen]

haha :D

my best friend woke me up with biting in my nose :D it was weird :D

<3

[krissilent55]

@DarkToxicQueen o.o weird indeed :D <3

[ForgedInStone]

@krissilent55: It's gay only if balls are touching. Since they're not... xD

[krissilent55]

@ForgedInStone The hell are you talking bout ''Dawg'' xD

[ForgedInStone]

srsly lurk moar

Also, lol comments

[xDrullz]

At 2 o'clock my brother accidentally poured a glass of water on my face .. while I was sleeping

[krissilent55]

@xDrullz Did you kick his ass?

[DarthBoEar]

WElll while i was staying in my bed my cousin came and hit my penis as hard as she could with a baseball bat.. well.. it wasn't peanut butter jelly time, real sad !

[krissilent55]

@DarthBoEar PEANUT BUTTER JELLEH

[ConsiderMeGuru]

100 comments

[ConsiderMeGuru]

DICK!

[ConsiderMeGuru]

MY OWN

[ConsiderMeGuru]

SUCK

[ConsiderMeGuru]

I CAN

[krissilent55]

@pichasmoskvicha Thank you :)

[krissilent55]

@organizatorutbg That sux

[krissilent55]

@metalballsbulgaria Thanks!

[animateprobg]

Do videos like this in bulgarian!

[krissilent55]

@animateprobg Maybe I will

[whatwhatdickbg]

The thumbnail is awesome :D

Homo lol

[krissilent55]

@whatwhatdickbg Homo xD

[vbox7krisfan]

Greatest video...ever.

My mom opened the curtains and the light almost blinded me.

[krissilent55]

@vbox7krisfan Yeah...I know the feeling

[azsumbasipi4a]

I got kicked in the face by my brother for not waking up on time..

[krissilent55]

@azsumbasipi4a Brotherly love...did you kick his ass? :D

[krissilent55]

@azsumbasipi4a Brotherly love :D! Did you kick his ass?

[iskamdaseeba]

My dog french kissed me

[krissilent55]

@iskamdaseeba What the hell :D

[2hundra]

QOTD: hmm.. my friend send me a message "im to drunk to walk home from the pub, can you come here and help me out" -.- and it was freakn cold! snow and shit :O but i did it anyway...

[krissilent55]

@2hundra Hahah...yeah, that's what friends do :)

[terlika77777]

mm good videos and the worst way i've woken up is : a shoe stuck in my mouth...

[krissilent55]

@terlika77777 Now how the shit did that happen o.o?

[terlika77777]

@krissilent55 sister love ...

[ConsiderMeGuru]

WOW that was an AWESOME video MAN!!!! Best yet!!!! Worst way ive been wakin up: waking up.

[krissilent55]

@ConsiderMeGuru JOSHRUUU ^^. Thanks, and yeah, waking up does suck as a way of waking up!

[rinneen]

id have to say the night lightning hit the field across the street lol scared the living shit outta me i like flew out of bed and into my moms XD tho it did sound like bombs were going off in front of my house

[krissilent55]

@rinneen Well, when it happened to me, I was still living in the same room as my sister, so I went to her o.o

[rinneen]

i probably would have went to mine but she was already in there lol

[AngelBaby977onRS]

I love the randomness in your videos haha and your accents pretty awesome too :p

[AngelBaby977onRS]

oh, didn't do the comment question..Lightning struck outside my window and woke me up. It was so loud and bright. Scared me so bad I couldn't fall back asleep haha.

[krissilent55]

@AngelBaby977onRS Oh, and something similar happened to me when I was like 7.

[krissilent55]

@AngelBaby977onRS Thanks!

[baphometmarduk]

I'll only play with your balls if their big and floppy!

[LifeInATent]

LMAO!!!!!!!! DUDE THIS IS COMEDY

[krissilent55]

@LifeInATent Yaaay Brian, thanks <3

[ForgedInStone]

You're not gay for sucking your own dick.

Are balls touching? Didn't think so.

[krissilent55]

@ForgedInStone What?

[silverhawkroman]

YAY you look at ze kamera!!! XD

QOTD: In a raft, in my pool, with a hangover. And My friends dragged me there lol Got a sunburn after that.

[krissilent55]

@silverhawkroman Really? O.o

[DasoPanda]

Marylin Manson texted you last night? That's amazing. And the worse way I've woken up is my face pasted to the pillow with snot and that... Just happened yesterday. :(

[krissilent55]

@DasoPanda Hahah,karlibra said the same thing about Manson :D

[DasoPanda]

@krissilent55 He's the first guy that comes to mind when dick sucking is mentioned! Hooray!

[STARSTRUCKOO12]

I Think The Worst Way Being Woken uP Is Your Goth Twin Brothers Stareing At You And Smileing Saying "She Still Dosent know" Then They Laugh Their Asses Off At You... :( Its Happend To Me Before..So I Turned Emo DX

[krissilent55]

What the heck? o.o

[STARSTRUCKOO12]

It Was Freakking Weird...And I Still Don't Know What Happend That Night...... o.o

[dogsex444]

Freud would say you're fixated in the phallic psychosocial stage.

[krissilent55]

@dogsex444 Why isn't your response showing up ;(?

[dogsex444]

@krissilent55 agh I don't know. YouTube is a pooper.

[ivanbg12]

Great vid!

[krissilent55]

@ivanbg12 Thank you :))

[nononono551]

Nononono, the worts wake up text is I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

[krissilent55]

@nononono551 Yikes...guess that's actually worse.

[hellomynickname]

A person farted in my face.

[krissilent55]

@hellomynickname Hhahaha...yeah me too

[zeek561]

your mom can suck my own dick we do collab yes

[krissilent55]

@shcoit *facepalm*

[krissilent55]

@gayfagsgayass Ohh...antiqued huh?

[smilefacefuck]

Knocking on my door and my mom yelling GET UUUUUUUUUP YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOOOOOOL.

[krissilent55]

@smilefacefuck Don't we all know that feeling?