Ralphie May

[capodeuce]

00:19 G unit!! hahahahaha

[sparda9060]

ralphie should've won the final round instead of Dat Phan cuz I never heard from Dat Phan again after he won. At least Ralphie May made a career after being second on the show and hes is realllly fucking good. I'm going to go see him this week at the houston improv. I saw Paul mooney last month there was funny but no new material at all which was disappointing.

[AceProductions91]

I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK..HAHAHAHA

[MBmidnight3]

this is fkn hilarious........... hahahafkn hahahaha!!!!!!

[ravenocho8]

Who's gonna turn on the cell phone, and give him a ride to work! TRUE SHIT! HAHAHAHA!

[thefamcnaj]

ralphie should of one last comic standing hes fucking hillarious

[PrimeTimeArchers1]

1:30 to 9:43 hahahaha

[ThomsonCory]

Ehhhhnnnnn too fast too furious! Almost die! Thank god for ralphie may!

[MrJamesisawsome]

lets be honest were not all racist we hate everyone equally 

[SuperAmiddleton]

Beyond funny!! LOVE YA RALPIE!!

[jackTHEretardSLAYER1]

this is a funny ginger

[187RuthlessRecords]

hahaha i like this guy he decent

[trippanalga715]

5:45 that lady got offended. Hehe

[NiggerWarship97]

omfg, ralphie is the best, that whiteboy is a real nigga.

[yashrg]

"They've had it upto here with this shit" LOL

[nycolea13]

I loved the routine, but I thought it was hilarious that he didn't even touch the "n" word.

[XxN0B0DI3xX]

@nycolea13

hes in an audience full of black people, even if it is a joke i'd be afraid to offend most of the audience and everyone would of hated the god damn show that went there. however he says nigga in prime cut

[jalittlejr]

@XxN0B0DI3xX nobody was forced to buy a ticket to his show. They most likely knew his material before hand. Not like they showed up not knowing what to expect.

[tas45123]

Learn to spell, and someone might take the time to tell you...

[aidin67]

Approximately a metric shit ton.

[pongkong1337]

part duex?

[ilikepie247]

hahaha ralphie may should be a philosopher

[TheMastersservant]

in the nation of islam if u fucked with a white girl ur dick would fall off

[skymont]

hahaha i think this is my favorite one of him

[rainin]

funny motherfucker

[furonable]

damn, i'm surprised he can stand the whole time without having to sit lmao

[cluelessman18]

he's the shit

[nightflyer777]

He's funny.

[yappingjackal]

what is a chink?

[BMXStreet57]

derrogitory term for asians.

fuck them

[statusmvp01]

so then which is a derrogitory term for whites??

cracker? child molestor?? sister fucker??

kids who shoot up high schools??

[DragonBallShinnin]

Cracker, honky, other shit like that.

[weihoozie]

derogatory. for fucks sake.

[allpeeps4me]

asian... meaning chinky eyed

[Thelovemaster1232]

This dude if fucking funny as hell.

[lonewolfisnumber1]

KUMBALAAAA YEEA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the best part he is funny as hell

[startoy123]

finally found Ralphie's definition of 'TARD HAPPPY'!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!

I wish I was 'tard happy'.

[DarkFangs72]

SCOOBY DOO LUNCH BOX!!!!!

[antondeck408]

chink joke daaamn no he didnt say dat lmao!!! dat was wrong

[Jose51614]

7:12 funniest shit ever.hahahahahahahahah!

[mascere343]

lol everyone needs to chill the fuck out lol im gonna say it here nigger cracker gook wetback jungle bunny slant eye. now if you wanna say some shit about it rember the nursery rhyme sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me and btw blacks are more racist than whites

[kevin2155boe]

there is no racial bigotry here. i do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops. or greasers. here you are all equally worthless.

haha

[6metallica6fan6]

no one is racist, every1 secretly hates every1 else, its just to what extent they express it fuck us all

[morimotodevo]

Best comment I've seen anywhere about anything 5 stars 6metallica6fan6.

[FAWA4LIFE]

Amen

[Walrus487]

Chink Joke. lol

[FoxxyKattFur]

HOLY SHIT! HE IS FUCKING FUNNY!!!

I can't get enough of it! xD

[MuayThai28002]

okay, when he starts talking about Asians............ thats where he just fucks up

[J1Diz]

no its just not as funny.

also chink the equivalent of nigger for asians so alot of people didnt take that lightly.

luckily for him, OVERALL hes a funny guy

[STRIKE4LUV]

ralphie is so good at white girl voices "oh my god fuck this guy he's a dick" lol so good

[futbolking]

Have you seen his Nicole Kidman video?

[CaramelMamiChula]

@futbolking u mean anna nicole smith

[metareborn]

"If they can say they are mentally challenged, you're right they aren't retarted. They're Korean and they're fuckin with you" lol thats my favorite line

[x3MiiAMORxo]

isnt the girl in the red hair at 7:34 amber from clueless?

[sdwj11]

i neva noticd dat. it do look alot like her.

[AndPeriwinkle]

yes that is what i thought! I´m pretty sure its the same, cause I saw an interview with her and she had teh exact same haircut lol

[chrrycke04]

its deff. her ur right.

[afjmech]

yes it is

[clarice40687]

@x3MiiAMORxo yes, she is

[unbitter89]

Ralphie for president? Hahaha.