too bad as a lesbian you never have the joy of creating life with someone you love and watching your kid that's truly yours grow and enjoy life. you're missing out on the best part of life.
This was a parody done back in the nineties by one of the gals on the morning show(Nikki?) at WNOR(i think) in Norfolk Virginia. My brother was stationed there for the navy at the time. Another good one is 'i love navy guys' done by the same woman.
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Alot of women say that their not pleased unless a guy is good in bed(referring to intercourse).And alot of times ,whe it comes to a man , becoming impotent can ruin a relatinship. So either straight women are telling lies and a man does'nt have to use his penis to please a woman,or lesbians are not really sexually satisfied . It has to be one or the other.
Of course a straight woman wouldn't be satisfied without a penis... it's why they are straight. A lesbian would find a penis as attractive as you do. According to your logic, you must not get pleasure from sex either?
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All women are the same,i'm speaking in terms of sexual satisfaction ,not attraction. For example i perfer a woman with big breast,but that has nothing to do with sexual satisfaction. Women may perfer a man with a penis,but if straight women need a penis to be sexually satisfied.Than both lesbians and straight women have the same kind of body,the same vagina's,so that would mean lesbians do to.I'm speaking on pleasure,not prefrence.
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That's false,i'm a man,i don't have a vagina . And if a lesbian can be satisfied without a penis,why can't a straight woman? You mean to tell me you think the only reason women are straight is because of a penis?.But if they need intercourse than so do lesbians .And if you've been a lesbian all your life than your a virgin. There's no such thing as lesbian sex.
oh god no! you did not just say that!!!! Women don't need penises cause they already have one called a clitoris and all it needs is stimulation and a lesbian does that better than an a-holish man like you would!
First of all a clitoris is not a penis lol. Ok with that being said,if women didn't need a penis,lesbians wouldn't use strap ons and women wouldn't complain about size or a guy that cums too fast all the time . If clitoral stimulation is better than a penis,then why use a strap on? Why complain about size or impotence ?
playboyoft- You are sooo ignorant and so uneducated. Here's your lesson- every woman is DIFFERENT. Some women like penetration, some prefer none. This has nothing at all to do with sexual orientation, but with preference. Now, when a woman desires another woman, craving her touch, scent, taste, look, and sound, then she is a lesbian. For you to think that there's no such thing as same-sex attraction, that may be a sign that you're suffocating in that self-loathing homophobic closet. ;)
Lol no,its not that.I know that lesbians are attracted to women,and that you love the smell,touch and feel of a woman.But i'm talking about your sexual needs,sure every womans diffrent,but the majority of women love a man thats good in bed with a huge cock . Lesbians can't satisfy their lovers because yall can't penetrate them ,its the truth rainb0wg3mz.
he told me herself that a woman can only offer foreplay and can't ever trully please another woman ,and she wasn't homophobic ,because she was bi lol. Plus i don't have anything against lesbians,except 4 the ones that look like guys ,they're gross,women call them studs or butchs lol..The whole lesbian lifestyle just doesn't make sense . I really think every woman needs to be with a man .
Also what about bi sexual women,if they need a penis why are they bi sexual?.I don't believe none of that,a woman is a woman.I know that more than likely lesbians are not satisfied by their lovers. If they are,than that means a straight woman does'nt need intercourse to be satisfied either. Of course most straight women perfer a penis,but if lesbians can orgasm without intercourse,than so can straight women.
I need to know (just for a laugh) where on earth you (a straight hetero man) got the idea that "more than likely lesbians are not satisfied by their lovers"? Are you... trying to convince yourself of that? Lmao! OMG, you soo have lesbian envy. I seriously genuinely feel a little sympathy for men like you.
If you didn't need a penis to please your lover than women wouldn't care so much about size and premature ejaculation,lesbians just settle for sex thats not as good,because they're gay[;.. That was my point . You're no diffrent from a straight woman,you both have a vagina and you both need penetration and sex toys just arent as good as the real thing lol.
Anyways rainb0wg3mz,my ex girlfriend told me the truth. I use tot hink lesbians were really erotic and men could learn from them, i told her that we should try cunninlings etc.But she said she loved my cock,and without a penis sex is useless,i asked her what about lesbians ? Then she replied and said she had lesbian friends and they lie and say they have good sex ,but even they need penetration .
Just so you know, I'm not being sarcastic in any way, or trying to pick an argument. I would like to educate as well as be educated if necessary. On with the point:
1st- You are totally, totally wrong. SOME women really don't enjoy internal penetration like the majority (gay or straight). This still has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
Yes, a woman can penetrate a woman. And if she knows how to do it right, then... eh hem.. no further comments
Maybe some women,but its very rare,i've never met one that didn't lol. A woman can only use her fingers or a strap on ,so she really can't penetrate another woman lol. I don't hate lesbians,and you seem real sweet and funny[;..
Lastly: your ex (& her friends) need to see a shrink to accept their heterosexuality ;) If she thought it was useless without a penis, then it's simple- she's straight lol Don't let your masculinity take over your brain w/ the whole "a woman should only be with a man". I am NOT a man-hating woman whatsoever, I think we should all just love loving :)
This song was written and sung by Nikki Reed of the Tommy & Rumble morning show on FM99 WNOR in Norfolk-Virginia Beach, VA. I've been the station's program director since 1993. We released it on a charity CD that's long out of print.
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
If you had taken the time to read the above comment, you would know it has already been established that this is not a melissa ferrick song. however, in many places on the internet i have seen this posted as one of her songs, and that is where the confusion lies.
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
Hilarious parody - but It is Melissa Ferrick not Etheridge -
fibermiss 5 months ago
WOOOOW! I can't believe someone would just tell everyone on the internet that their a lesbo,but you probably wouldn't in real life...wow.
Blueeyes14612 8 months ago
Fucking carpetmunchers i swear to god...
Arcturus117 11 months ago
Vernvanndamn that sounds awful j/k
Hauntedprism 11 months ago
too bad as a lesbian you never have the joy of creating life with someone you love and watching your kid that's truly yours grow and enjoy life. you're missing out on the best part of life.
vernvandamn 11 months ago
Your video suck dick BITCH!guys are more then just their pines YOU FAT PIG ASS HOE!BITCH!!!
MelzVidz 1 year ago
fat whore
MephedroneMonster 1 year ago
This was a parody done back in the nineties by one of the gals on the morning show(Nikki?) at WNOR(i think) in Norfolk Virginia. My brother was stationed there for the navy at the time. Another good one is 'i love navy guys' done by the same woman.
jasoneg73 2 years ago
Anyone that calls themself playboy as if he gets alot of action already has mental issues so your comments are considered as part of your sickness
Drtakeachance 2 years ago
i like penetration,but i don't like guys at all!I'm a lesbian and a dated two girls since now!It's wonderful...Cocks not in my worst nightmare!
florentaflorenta 2 years ago
Wait who exactly is singing this? Nikki Reed or Melissa Etheridge
AliceBellaGirl 3 years ago
I ♥ StephStance
you should too!
jtold322 3 years ago
My fiance and I watch this all the time...so proud to be lesbians!
witheyeslikethese 3 years ago 2
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Alot of women say that their not pleased unless a guy is good in bed(referring to intercourse).And alot of times ,whe it comes to a man , becoming impotent can ruin a relatinship. So either straight women are telling lies and a man does'nt have to use his penis to please a woman,or lesbians are not really sexually satisfied . It has to be one or the other.
playboyoft 3 years ago
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lol you're so right. lesbians need a real man
palle525 3 years ago
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Lol That's true ,God made a woman for a man,every lesbian needs a real man lol.
playboyoft 3 years ago
Of course a straight woman wouldn't be satisfied without a penis... it's why they are straight. A lesbian would find a penis as attractive as you do. According to your logic, you must not get pleasure from sex either?
drunkencherry 3 years ago
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All women are the same,i'm speaking in terms of sexual satisfaction ,not attraction. For example i perfer a woman with big breast,but that has nothing to do with sexual satisfaction. Women may perfer a man with a penis,but if straight women need a penis to be sexually satisfied.Than both lesbians and straight women have the same kind of body,the same vagina's,so that would mean lesbians do to.I'm speaking on pleasure,not prefrence.
playboyoft 3 years ago
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That's false,i'm a man,i don't have a vagina . And if a lesbian can be satisfied without a penis,why can't a straight woman? You mean to tell me you think the only reason women are straight is because of a penis?.But if they need intercourse than so do lesbians .And if you've been a lesbian all your life than your a virgin. There's no such thing as lesbian sex.
playboyoft 3 years ago
oh god no! you did not just say that!!!! Women don't need penises cause they already have one called a clitoris and all it needs is stimulation and a lesbian does that better than an a-holish man like you would!
CelloApocalypse 2 years ago
First of all a clitoris is not a penis lol. Ok with that being said,if women didn't need a penis,lesbians wouldn't use strap ons and women wouldn't complain about size or a guy that cums too fast all the time . If clitoral stimulation is better than a penis,then why use a strap on? Why complain about size or impotence ?
playboyoft 2 years ago
playboyoft- You are sooo ignorant and so uneducated. Here's your lesson- every woman is DIFFERENT. Some women like penetration, some prefer none. This has nothing at all to do with sexual orientation, but with preference. Now, when a woman desires another woman, craving her touch, scent, taste, look, and sound, then she is a lesbian. For you to think that there's no such thing as same-sex attraction, that may be a sign that you're suffocating in that self-loathing homophobic closet. ;)
rainb0wg3mz 2 years ago
Lol no,its not that.I know that lesbians are attracted to women,and that you love the smell,touch and feel of a woman.But i'm talking about your sexual needs,sure every womans diffrent,but the majority of women love a man thats good in bed with a huge cock . Lesbians can't satisfy their lovers because yall can't penetrate them ,its the truth rainb0wg3mz.
playboyoft 2 years ago
honestly yes they can it's called strap on dildo's with fake cum
baeball101 2 years ago
he told me herself that a woman can only offer foreplay and can't ever trully please another woman ,and she wasn't homophobic ,because she was bi lol. Plus i don't have anything against lesbians,except 4 the ones that look like guys ,they're gross,women call them studs or butchs lol..The whole lesbian lifestyle just doesn't make sense . I really think every woman needs to be with a man .
playboyoft 2 years ago
Also what about bi sexual women,if they need a penis why are they bi sexual?.I don't believe none of that,a woman is a woman.I know that more than likely lesbians are not satisfied by their lovers. If they are,than that means a straight woman does'nt need intercourse to be satisfied either. Of course most straight women perfer a penis,but if lesbians can orgasm without intercourse,than so can straight women.
playboyoft 3 years ago
Riiight, but a penis is not needed for intercourse. That's what it boils down to, cutting down on the bullshit that you filled three boxes with.
And there's more down there than just a hole. :|
drunkencherry 3 years ago
@drunkencherry That last sentance that you posted was very infact disturbing
lilyflowers35lol 1 year ago
I need to know (just for a laugh) where on earth you (a straight hetero man) got the idea that "more than likely lesbians are not satisfied by their lovers"? Are you... trying to convince yourself of that? Lmao! OMG, you soo have lesbian envy. I seriously genuinely feel a little sympathy for men like you.
rainb0wg3mz 2 years ago
If you didn't need a penis to please your lover than women wouldn't care so much about size and premature ejaculation,lesbians just settle for sex thats not as good,because they're gay[;.. That was my point . You're no diffrent from a straight woman,you both have a vagina and you both need penetration and sex toys just arent as good as the real thing lol.
playboyoft 2 years ago
Anyways rainb0wg3mz,my ex girlfriend told me the truth. I use tot hink lesbians were really erotic and men could learn from them, i told her that we should try cunninlings etc.But she said she loved my cock,and without a penis sex is useless,i asked her what about lesbians ? Then she replied and said she had lesbian friends and they lie and say they have good sex ,but even they need penetration .
playboyoft 2 years ago
Just so you know, I'm not being sarcastic in any way, or trying to pick an argument. I would like to educate as well as be educated if necessary. On with the point:
1st- You are totally, totally wrong. SOME women really don't enjoy internal penetration like the majority (gay or straight). This still has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
Yes, a woman can penetrate a woman. And if she knows how to do it right, then... eh hem.. no further comments
rainb0wg3mz 2 years ago
Maybe some women,but its very rare,i've never met one that didn't lol. A woman can only use her fingers or a strap on ,so she really can't penetrate another woman lol. I don't hate lesbians,and you seem real sweet and funny[;..
playboyoft 2 years ago
Lastly: your ex (& her friends) need to see a shrink to accept their heterosexuality ;) If she thought it was useless without a penis, then it's simple- she's straight lol Don't let your masculinity take over your brain w/ the whole "a woman should only be with a man". I am NOT a man-hating woman whatsoever, I think we should all just love loving :)
rainb0wg3mz 2 years ago
@playboyoft But... Hell... A women is not gay just because doesn't like penis...
that is so superficial
Men is NOT = Penis
When are you going to UNDERSTAND THAT?
I am a lesbian.. and I would like a vibrator... that does NOT means that I like penis or... man... gosh
requiemofspirits 1 year ago
I LOVE THAT SONG!!!that was cute as hell.
belladonna5048 3 years ago 2
That was pretty much amazing.
I think my girlfriend's a lesbian... =D
RosieBomull 4 years ago 2
FUCKING AWSOME!!...From one DYKE to another!!!...WOOT WOOT!!!
WyldeGirl03 4 years ago 6
This was sooo excellent :) You are amazing - thanks so much for posting :)
kraic06 4 years ago 2
DYKE!!!!!
thrashDISstrukter 4 years ago
And proud, thank you!
drunkencherry 4 years ago
=D your cute
Skipper372 4 years ago 5
oh my! i enjoyed it! that was hilarious!!
tabathajc1981 4 years ago 2
This song was written and sung by Nikki Reed of the Tommy & Rumble morning show on FM99 WNOR in Norfolk-Virginia Beach, VA. I've been the station's program director since 1993. We released it on a charity CD that's long out of print.
hkojan 4 years ago
not runny
mrneading24 4 years ago
indeed, i had just gotten over a cold :)
drunkencherry 4 years ago
mwaha, love it ^^
chrispylol 4 years ago
lmao I love this song! Of course, that's coming from a lesbian...
lol
Great job. =D
ironicallybarbie 4 years ago
you probably aren't but are you really a lesbian..no offense..or need to get mad..just wondering =]
Luv4CottonCandy 4 years ago
my girlfriend says i am :D
drunkencherry 4 years ago
hahahaha nicee!! =] made my day! thank you! lesbians are the shiz lol! byee!
PandasEatPie 4 years ago
love it!
theresatexas 4 years ago
lol, how did you find that song?? *love*
ajaguar27 5 years ago
i think it was on limewire...yeah i love the song :D
drunkencherry 5 years ago
dose any one have the lyrics to this song??? If so please tell me..
stardel6 5 years ago
i haven't found the lyrics...or who did this version...just the song...it's rather odd.
drunkencherry 5 years ago
you are way too young to be sportin' that tongue ring miss thang lol
Furnifur 5 years ago
hahaha i'm 20! i've had it since i was 16 and if i take it out, i get a speech impediment....ooo maybe i should make a video of that hehe
drunkencherry 5 years ago
no confusion. not her song.
ineyesofstrangrs 5 years ago
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
iclaimfreedom 5 years ago
If you had taken the time to read the above comment, you would know it has already been established that this is not a melissa ferrick song. however, in many places on the internet i have seen this posted as one of her songs, and that is where the confusion lies.
drunkencherry 5 years ago
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
iclaimfreedom 5 years ago
THIS IS NOT A MELISSA FERRICK SONG!!
Thinking that this is her song is an insult to her talent.
tilyouredead03 5 years ago
Ugh. That is not Melissa Ferrick. Have you ever heard her sing? If you had, you would know that wasn't her. She would never write or sing that crap. Let me guess, the only song you know of hers is Drive. Am I right?
iclaimfreedom 5 years ago