Epic Speed Pipe Smoking #WINNING

[motardktm640]

Hardcore leather mouth! Feel the burn :-)

[Tridd666]

Ow my tongue

[TheFatbaboon]

Achievement Unlocked: Cancer!!!!!

[TheLeam123]

Popeye would probably beat all of them.

[gunfuego]

@TheLeam123 only with his spinach....

[ghosterdude]

what is the point in this?

[Rageah0lic]

the sad thing is... they're all 25!

[christianguitarest]

My tongue hurts just watching this. Not only that, but the bowl would get so hot!

[vayancetodoalamierda]

i wanna do that... with some weed

[Neidfrei]

oh i thought its a smoker with a speed-pipe -.-

[SlappinHoes804]

That's chill

[6edraven6]

@MrLoneWolf33 That, comment, and YOU and you arenot funny at at all. SO THERE!

[MarcoTUV]

Derby style:

it´ll be a close end... cough senior side by side with yellow teeth and bad breath, -bad breath won last year here- but look to mr emphisema closing the rrrrrace hard.... still fighting for the award with yellow teeth... mr emphisema... yellow teeth .... and Mr Emphisema win!!!!

[gregoir]

@MarcoTUV you for got the.." DOOOOOOOWN THE STRETCH THEY GO"!

[MarcoTUV]

@gregoir haha right!!!

[LaWichelly]

There is no passion ..if I smoke my pipe =) ..slowly and carefully. So that the smoke is like a woman <3 elegant and free in the world around me :DD

[dagster115]

do it with weed lol jk

[KrankesHirn]

Isn't the true challenge at pipe smoking to do it slowly?

[abukamoon]

Everybody is good at something.

[Ravalat]

These guys are doing it all wrong... Long drags on a pipe burn the tobacco faster than short puffs.. I started smoking a pipe when cigarettes hit 6$ a pack, and i don't feel like rolling smokes.. I'm just too lazy.. lol

[DannyFox06]

Drag race much? haha

[totopoo123]

the championships would be first one to die whilst smoking a pipe.

[aguineapig]

Hate to break it to you tee-totalers... Pipe smokers usually live longer than non smokers. The cancer is usually from a predisposition due to the shitty diet prevalent in the US. Japanese smoke like motherfuckers and cancer rates are comparatively low.

[jerryk2198]

@aguineapig Yeah youre right, Japanese smoke Marb Lights like the Cheif Sitting Bull Himself, but they dont really get cancer at a rate as high as in the US.

[purplemutantas]

@aguineapig Smoking a pipe is a great way to relieve stress. We all know how bad for your health stress is. It also seems that pipe smokers tend to not be obese. It wouldn't surprise me if the average pipe smoking American were healthier than the average fat American. How about we worry about the health impacts of obesity before we worry about the health impacts of pipes and cigars.

[colaolli132]

@purplemutantas thats because people who smoke pipes usually have healthier living habits

[jdub94ful]

Four old men racing each other in pipe smoking. What badasses...

[thejustingolembiesky]

wiz kahlifa status right here

[poemeltje11]

Why do all of you care about cancer? It's not you smoking the pipe, they are smoking the pipe, so it's their decision.

[ColossusShade]

choo chooooo

[dope187]

Is this what english men do when they are retired?

[J0tunhe1m]

@dope187 Yes

[Acquiescence]

Back then it was a pipe-smoking contest. Now it's a paedo convention.

[schranztech]

Nice contest.

[ryanspeed]

Woah! Talk about serious tongue bite!

[sharadeth]

@ryanspeed Clay pipes and all!

[pittchaser]

That is skill

[LINK320]

is there a reverse at 0:20??

[HOLYHECKITSPAUL]

@LINK320 yes

[TheKackengehen]

press 3 again and again and again  ... tschu tschu ... :D

[mustachos1993]

Now that's a healthy sport!

[FastLikeSquirrel1]

Thumbs up if this video looks way younger than 42 years old

[LeBronForTheWin]

put weed instead

[Londonfogey]

I love all the 'cancer' comments. I wonder if the same sad sacks that post them write things like 'let's see who gets cirrhosis of the liver first' on vids of drunk people...

[zeta85518]

what it compitition it is really is who gets cancer first :L

[TOX1CREVOLVER]

0:16 LIKE A BOSS!!!

[PizzaCakeSteak]

this song reminds me of Take five by Dave Brubeck quartet

[XarpzHD]

They Must Have Finished That With Tongue Bite

[iTrollThis]

They are almost dying from old age.. do u think they give a fuck about cancer?

[Vaicurious]

goodbye lungs.

[chargerfish1]

@Vaicurious they don't inhale it.

[Vaicurious]

@chargerfish1

That's cool then.

[JakeAmick]

i would of weed in mine that would of been awesome

[WarmForever]

Pipe smokers don't often get lung cancer seeing as they don't inhale the smoke like cigarette smokers do.

[aminomethyl]

they aint smoking speed, the vid and title is a lie

[code123ns]

first to get cancer wins

[WhiteCong147]

So stupid, to much speed give you a damn Brain Fuck tobacco flash

[jlandinez1]

que tan rapido quieres morir???????????????

[cobolt13]

They're all dead :(

[longblackjimmy]

I bet it smelled amazing. I love the smell of pipe smoke.

[amalwaysawsome]

I thought this would involve meth. I guess they meant something else by "speed pipe" :P

[26TwoFace]

фууу

[WTF1920]

Wow, this is about as fun as watching paint dry.lol

[ZiggyOsiris]

Ouch..

[85cc144]

there smokin weed its the 60's

[Omega52]

@interveneplease Wrong, cancer wasn't invented by the reptilians yet.

[MegaLazi]

@interveneplease Who wants to live to 90 anyway. haha

[ComicMan9]

@interveneplease Whoever gets cancer first, dies first!

[brotahojk54]

@interveneplease they are old enough to catch cancer 

[FrancoDucati]

who are they?

steam trains?

[cfb88864]

You should not get lung cancer from pipe smoking. cause you don't inhale pipe smoke. Mouth or throat cancer sure.

[OKINGDOMTV]

I bet they can't feel their tongues.

[justanotherengine]

I'm "Puffed out" just watching it ! Hysterical, Thank's for sharing, VERY FUNNY !

[tallthing000]

@niel.. you don't inhale. Ignorant little kid...

[NielsShoe]

Lest see who gets lung cancer first.

[soap7771]

there like trainss or steam boats

[wreyoG]

how can these dinosaurs be considered real men? they re not even inhaling that shit..nice one,...gonna just roll on the floor and start laughing my ass off right about..............

now!

[loltastic2334]

@wreyoG You do realise that pipes are not meant to be inhaled? Ever?

[wreyoG]

@loltastic2334 oh yes, :D and i'm just taking the piss...

[cuntylishus]

@loltastic2334 WreyoG is an idiot, but bear in mind that many pipers do inhale, particularly those who have stopped (or wish to stop) smoking cigarettes. I certainly don't inhale every puff, but I like to 'retrohale' one or two through my nose so I can taste the baccy fully. A lot of cigar smokers do that.

I don't judge the inhalers. It's probably safer to do so with a fine, aged pipe blend than a flavorless, additive-laden pack of cigarettes. :)

[J6R92]

@wreyoG you dont inhale pipe smoke...

[alesouza1970]

Someone knows what happened to the mouth of those gentlemen?

[TheKeyWestian]

ugh, i can feel the tongue bite from here

[MOTHforLife]

Gentlemen doing gentlemen activities. I'll bet they also play rugby.

[911bartek]

It will be funny if they will put weed instead of tobaco :D

[romanstrijbos]

What's that song?

[asenboi]

speed lung cancer...

[agentzchango]

@asenboi : to moke a pipe one is not expected to inhale, only if they choose so. And I often choose so, there's more variables to the health facts of pipe smoking

[CooperHaydenn]

@asenboi you dont inhale pipe smoke. so. yeah.

[BasicNemesis]

@CooperHaydenn except if its mary jane or a black n mild

[richard833]

@asenboi protip: you dont inhale pipe smoke.

[rexorrama]

First prize was chemo therapy.

[PraterBoyJohn]

Those guys are hard asses.....

[RaeZax]

why the fuck am i watching this

[RushOrbit]

Mannnn.... they're gonna be high as shit

[SJEfilms]

there shoulld be a 2 gram bong bowl smoking contest! i'd win that!

[kingmajin]

can't help but think...a pot smoker who also smokes tobacco would dominate, lol.

[zekezero12345]

Yes, we'll follow this up with the 'child rickets 100yds dash' and 'womens speed ironing'.

The 60's were ace...

[alesouza1970]

Great video!!! Great men!!!

[doomsk8er]

Lol burning your tongue to a crisp contest.

[Prtscrable]

Jesus, what's the point about this? Pipesmoking is all about having a relaxing time, at least to me.

[tiagovideolink]

@Prtscrable Agreed! But... they're having a good time.

[SeatownGreen]

What a waste! Id rather just relax and slowly enjoy my pipe, but to all their own!

[RationalDischarge]

At the rate they're smoking their pipes, those gents must be getting some VICIOUS tongue-bite.

[TheJimclay]

I hope they die for a cancer.. fucking bastard...

[TheRealLaugh99]

only in england :)

[IMakeVidsAboutRS]

straight up steam trains.

[TheBelieverAmen]

So these are the guys from Kramer's Pipe Night!

[SunnyLovetts]

I only smoke weed.

[Kortcubain]

Well, at least they were doing it outside..

[LBC6893]

british humor... so gay

[THEACAV]

@LBC6893 pipe down kid.

[Theunknownforce001]

@LBC6893 Who ever said it was humour retard, It was a contest in 1969.

[TheRealLaugh99]

@LBC6893 two words. Monty Python.

[dave38x]

@LBC6893 british humour (with a u) is definitely, completely and utterly gay. So unbelievably completely utterly gay in fact that you, as a yank, will think i actually mean what im saying here.

[LBC6893]

@dave38x Go watch the royal wedding again.

[dave38x]

@LBC6893 Why good sir, i think i will, with a Glass of Pimms. Do you even know what Pimms is?

[LBC6893]

@dave38x The reason why Brits have such rotten teeth?

[dave38x]

@LBC6893 My dear sir, if rotten teeth is the worst of our worries then i would gladly say that pimms was indeed the cause, however we have more pressing issues such as running around after an idiot superpower that thinks it can play dibs with the worlds oil...

[rammen4]

@ieatlbjshit Seriously? How old are you? Like ten? Grow the fuck up kid and stop giving it over Youtube thinking your a big man.

[DRoephIe]

che tristezza

[PipeIncognito]

Never thought I would give props to a bunch of old white dudes. But if they can do this with the shit they put in reds and blacks then imagine what they can do with weed!!!

[MegaStevenhyde]

Good lord england must be boring lol seriously speed pipe smoking ? ? ? lol jk its a cool vid : D D D

[retrofooze]

whats the smooth music?



[JohnMuise]

talk about tongue bite!!

[augustusdes]

Real men..from the days when that meant something..

[agentzchango]

@augustusdes and this guy knows what's up

[AchingOvaries]

The winner looks like MacGyver's grandpa. 

[dave38x]

epic winning, this competition happens every year! proud to be a brit :D

[spangleandmarmite]

Real men. Funny thing is, they're all still alive. Every one of them.

By the way. Isn't it the chemicals in weed that cause problems, rather than the smaller amount of tobacco that goes with it? So no tobacco does not = no worries.

[ELFHUNTER50]

@spangleandmarmite id rather be smoking the 421 natural chemicals weed has than 4000 man-made chemicals in tobacco with radioactive polonium in it, and with weed carcinogens and tars are largely left behind in the preparation for eating and are not released into the lungs. chewing tobacco will still cause mouth cancer

[rangu66]

@ELFHUNTER50 Pipe smoking has proven to give longevity to an average persons life over non smoking. compare that to weed? you may ask why that makes any sense its because pipe tobacco is not inhaled like weed is also pipe smoking reduces stress dramatically (like cigarettes but not inhaled). you know that burn in your throat when you smoke pot? yeah there's none of that in tobacco that burn is going to your lungs. I've smoked weed and pipe tobacco. Stress takes a minimum of 7yrs off your life...

[ELFHUNTER50]

@rangu66 "/watch?v=4yxlCDtOlSM&feature=­channel_video_title", tobacco will also burn your throat if you directly inhale it, weed is smoked differently than tobacco. also weed doesn't hurt my throat ive tried tobacco and that irritates my throat alot more

[rangu66]

@ELFHUNTER50 You're not supposed to inhale smoking tobacco is the thing if you do inhale it you negate all the positive effects. Yes I've seen that news about pot. I'm for legalization of weed don't get me wrong I'm not against it. I don't smoke it anymore however.

[sashmuscle]

@rangu66 Burn in my throat when I smoke pot? No I don't. I use a vaporizer. Magic Flight Launch Box or a classic Vapor Genie pipe with maple walnut finish.

[brerbear]

Great way to ruin a pipe....

[Jayrod4113]

that makes your mouth taste so gross after....

[Crumble1105]

wttttf haha

[TheHearshotKid93]

This is the best video on YouTube. Hands down. Game over.

[kartikeyajs]

@TheHearshotKid93 foreal bro

[machinima31]

All those guys could have a lemon party!!

[MrAwsomeguy12345]

first one to have heart faileir wins

[Professsor]

Tongue bite much?

[Trokolol]

Thomas and his friends~ :D

[mikelching]

he barely opens his mouth its like he's breathing the thing not smoking it

[MrChanieldang]

@mikelching with a traditional pipe you're not supposed to inhale it, just hold it in your mouth and maybe the back of your throat and then exhale, but since this is a speed thing I bet he's probably just sucking it in and letting it out as fast as he can

[4BoardAllDay4]

so stupid, like wtf? why even smoke cigs let alone smoking out of a pipe as fast as you can, pointless

[AlexAvet53]

You might be right, but how come anyone whom I meat that fights cancer are nonsmokers and never smoked a piece of cigarette in their life.

[Gaffas93]

they must get killer tongue bite.

[PocketChange2247]

dont pass the pipe to these guys. its puff puff pass not puff puff puff puff puff.....

[vannerrr]

@Hax0rPr0n

There are a lot of other reasons for throat cancer. But putting my doubts aside, we have vaporizers to use now. No carcinogens = no worries.

[Numba1SouthParkFan]

just add a touch of ganja in those pipes and your set for relaxation and happieness :D

[mattix771]

@Numba1SouthParkFan ya i never saw the point of tobacco and i never liked the idea of smoke.. but we have vaporizers now that use less weed and get more baked with no worries cheers

[Typetronik]

@mattix771 Never saw the point of tobacco? It's delicious, a chunk of the American economy, and it's better than weed!

[MegaStevenhyde]

@Typetronik better than weed ? ? ? hoooold on dude care to explain this or should I just assume you've never smoked weed ?

[Typetronik]

@MegaStevenhyde I just prefer tobacco? It's just an opinion, man. Relax.

[MrSolja127]

i can feel the toung bite already

[EDWARDBASTARDHITLER]

these were hard core pit men

[fodsaks]

Look at the total concentration on the winner's face.

Eyes fixed on a single point in the distance, head tilted back at a 45 degree angle, lips going in perfect rhythm... And all the nerves in his tongue burned out years ago!

[mike666black]

IoI fiII it with bud but dont teII them ;)

[mahcatiscool]

smoke weed

[hxasmirl]

they better smoke da weed

[FutileFreak]

It would be funny to see these guys following one of those obnoxious people who start instantly coughing whenever a smoker in near them, And have these guys puff smoke all over them!

[skillz139]

fill that shit wit bud and ill win everytime =)

[TheDarkDimensions]

reminds me of monty pythons in a way

[okusachink]

The comments on this video are funny. It's crazy how the media has brainwashed people into thinking all tobacco is like some kind of toxic poison, yet they talk about smoking dope like its mother's milk.

[Mightypoo007]

It looks similar like babies on nipples... just stupid, the act of inhaling.

[falloutdude222]

hahaha that music

[predvcecerom]

they all look so young XD

[ryan129222]

id try to take very long drags soit would be faster

[SamuraiPirate88]

what a waste of good tobacco

[dontdareforget123]

i love how its behind some random store in a field somewhere lol

[teranfoong]

The judge going to get lung cancer too.;(

[fockya]

put some weed in it and thats my kind of competition