Monthy Python - The Meaning of Life: The Miracle of Birth

[eggnogonthebog]

When I was a caveman we had fuck all machines, doctors , nurses and machines that went ping!

[chaosmedianet]

Demais! Mas a legenda tá bem errada hein, tem vezes que ele diz uma coisa e aparece algo completamente diferente o_O

[IamTomWaits]

A boy or a girl?"

"I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?"

[lekaandrade1]

Very good :) PING!!

[melidel11]

lmaoooo!

[sparrow2202]

amplify the ping machine !

[zelda5553]

Like if GabeandJess sent you here :D

[ec64]

"Here it comes......AND frighten it!"

"AND,rough towels!"

Show it to the mother.That's enough"

"Measure it, blood type it,AND isolate it!"

Child birth in the 80's and 90's was just like this on the NHS...SO funny!!

[MrsHCBD]

lol pure british humor

[kyarimaresuki]

At first I was thinking, "Well, at least it involves machines and not plastic kiddy pools in living rooms, with the whole family around!" But then then whole family came in. -_-

[Keatrix25]

@kyarimaresuki Yes, clearly all those *beep* machines are much better than the natural pain relief of water!

[kyarimaresuki]

@Keatrix25

I didn't mean to express dislike for the water itself, but scenes I've seen involving it. But to each their own, right?

[jecka1982]

'who are you?'

'the husband'

'no sorry. only people who are involved allowed!!'

[JoanOfArc10]

I would just steal the machine.

[TheKuroiSheep]

Thank god they left the machine that goes 'ping'

[SirJerson]

Every hospital needs a ping machine.

[SirJerson]

Every hospital needs a ping machine.

[turtlelackie]

if 3 year old's ran hospitals

[MrJeremiahDuncan]

Wheres the patient?

[xXMartinzXx]

"We'll soon have you cured" xD

[SSTGproductions]

is there supposed to be an actual message to this?

i dont see one...

[Prckzl]

@SSTGproductions

This clip is a felicitous, biting satire of over-medicalization and de-humanization in hospital obstetrics. Hilarious! The doctor‘s answer to the woman‘s question “What do I do?”: “Nothing my dear, you are not qualified!” really hits the mark and remarkably, sadly and truely exemplifies doctors’ attitudes towards women in labour.

[modelZtrain]

@SSTGproductions are you serious?

[fairhillnorrie]

i knew birth was easy.. trying to fool men for years..... binggggg!!!

[Lmebarak]

Genial.

[travisandtroy]

I love how they just leave her there in the ER.

Doc: "Baby's out! Shows over!"

Nurse: "What about the mother?"

Doc: "Eh, whatever." *leaves*

[PutoTuga1]

PING

[carbonfootprintmyass]

''nothing dear your not qualified''

[Zaphenath4]

@carbonfootprintmyass You're.

[TheDarthnoah1]

ah i see you have the machine that goes ping!

[msSusanscherer]

love this and Yeas Jean this one is for you. I loved getting to meet Timmy after all these years. Looking forward to seeing him tomorrow, and you

[Rineai]

Haha!

Is it a boy or a girl?

It's a little early to start imposing rules, don't you think?

[Gabrielvogel]

Oh! Its that machine that goes "PING!" :D

[AbortedBabysInMakeUp]

abortion is evil.

[fairhillnorrie]

@AbortedBabysInMakeUp agree.. so do i

[kennykyle133]

@AbortedBabysInMakeUp

Shut up, I'm watching Monty Python on Youtube right now to get away from all the violent hateful things in the world. I'm also watching it to get away from annoying outspoken people like you.

[Emrald70]

@kennykyle133 hear hear m8

I like my entertainment to be outlandish

I mean we get enough of reality from......well reality

[SatoTM3]

you're not qualified

lol

if i'll eer be a surgeon, i'll act as john cleese does it =p

'goodbye!' haha

[TheSlayer447]

NOTHING YOU'R NOT QUALIFIED!

[Ghlan]

PING!

[A0GP5YCH0]

show it to the mother.. thats enough!!

[Aiimmo]

EVERY SPERM IS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GREEEEAAAT!!!!!

[nuclearpavlova]

PING!!!! Oh why oh why did Graham Chapman have to die?? He was simply amazing x

[CynicalSquid]

I love how they're just crashing her through the doors at the beginning. are they trying to give her a miscarriage or something?

[sportsguy006]

I remember I was in the ER with a incredibly bad viris I though was appendicitis, than meningitis. But when I was in my uncomfortable bed, I remember, barley awake, hearing a PING! Even in pain, I laughed at the machine that went PING!

[starwarsgeek804]

ROUGH TOWEL

[czs5056]

i wish i had a machine that went "Ping" when i was being born.

[UndeniableTrue1]

This type of behavior proves how other behavior is conflated in order to resurrect utopianism.

[rocketfred121]

ping ping ping ping!

[CM907AK]

"Wonderful what we can do nowadays!"

[MingleProd]

BING!

[Carbon657]

I wouldnt worry if i had to have a big operation as long as there was a machine that goes bing nearby.

[magnum9987]

The classic monty python beats the shit out of this

[insainiac33]

It's not their best, but it's still funny.

[EternalAngelofDeath8]

wtf. hahah

[MrDBRADLEY12]

Doctor: who are you?

Man: Im the husband.

Doctor: Im sorry only people involved are allowed in here.

I love this movie. XD

[renegademidget]

"nothing dear you're not qualified!"

[1Rayson]

and the machine that goes "Bing"

[FitoSaav]

-shakes violently-

Show it to the mother.

-shakes again-

That's enough.

wow xD

[jlj20001]

- Is it a boy or a girl?

- I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on IT, don't you?

Joke yesterday, serious thing today - as the queer theoretics denies the biological sex/gender.. hehe...

[EasterBunnySucks]

i love englis comedy's

[mhermit]

"Leave it to us- you'll never know what hit you!"

[DSD1v57BG32]

republican- That what you get with a socialist system!

[babymoondancer]

To the fetus-frightening room!!

[Dagowly83]

They're ones that can probably spell doctor.

[TheMattist]

holy crap the woman is my politics teacher

[florisarjan]

I seen this sketch many times, but it's the first time I noticed that there are two Japanese tourist in the background lol

[douglascabrito]

I think aaaa... We're going play some heavy now !

Ping !

[BerserkerIsmail]

Oh, that traditional bastion of conservative thought that is the Pythons.

[tjwxgirl09]

*bangs the patient's bed* Mind the machines!

[ricardoherbertjones]

Fui eu quem colocou as legendas neste vídeo há muitos anos... E fico feliz que tenham disseminado isso para tanta gente. E um abraço à parteira Ana Cristina, de SP, a quem eu homenageei colocando o nome da paciente.

Beijos

Ric

[tommkid]

i have the meaning of life and life of bryan on dvd they are both classic films : )

[drbrunch]

Bing!

[TheSaintOfPain]

*BUZZER* Wrong sound effect. Thank you for playing. You lose.

[YukonJack1993]

theres still something missing though, Patient! lmao

[EgoApocalypse]

Ping! By 2......

[dvp89]

Ping!

[rrooxxssttaarr100]

im surprised they didnt hit her head  passing by all those doors

[attickdog]

im surprised that they didn't chopped the baby in two with that chopper...

[aarmache]

Loved the machine that goes Ping!!!! hahahahahahhaah

[donttuchmybass]

Lovw the ending with a ping 4:17

[Chakal19]

How you can put the minute and the second?

[skepticoz]

It's eazy Chakal. You just write the numbers with colon between them and the youtube software makes it a link automaticly.

[sharkboy85]

amplify the ping machine!

[geraldineamercuri]

Quiero ver la parte del donador de órganos!! (risas)

[hamsterapril]

wooo! ppl who say its pathetic- get a life! jeeeez cant stand u lot! i want the ping machine!!

[skepticoz]

I agree with you, but I do think you should call 'the machine that goes ping' by it's propper name, incase the administrator comes. ; )

[TheLogicJunkie]

(I smell a medical shill.)

[Chakal19]

looooooooooooooseeeeeeeeerrrrr­

[iwuvsweeney]

amazing what you can do nowadays!! :D

[obiwanobiwan13]

I want the machine that goes, "Ping!"

[quelvar]

WOW... for some reason the intro reminds me of Half-life.

[Getwtfpwnd]

"get the machine that goes BING!" ha ha

[fiscornioman]

I just love how John Cleese says "Youre not qualified!" at 2:19 xDDDD

[jadoredashboard]

This is great! It's a perfect parody of the over-medicalized industry that is modern birth.

[MatthewCanSeeYou]

A birth. Ah, and what kind of thing is that?

[XxXRANDOMWERIDOXxX]

appliffy the ping machine!~!!

[elguerreromuisca]

ita a parody!!!!!

[drahoop]

its more of a comedy than a parody. Parody implies some kind of media like book or movie.

[Renny89]

The machine that goes "PING"!!! XD

[QraApesanteur]

PING :D:D:D

[HockeyChick1223]

Ah i see you have the machine that goes 'Ping'

[BuffaloZazzySka]

show the baby to the mother! *violently shakes child*

[Greenice015]

the best film eveeer ^^

[AssirakASSINATOR]

Haha "That means that your babys alive" Poor woman. This is such a mint movie! Especially when your fuuuckkedd!

[avgdvl]

- a boy or a girl?

- now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

absolute favorite

[Capdecabra]

what do I do?

Nothing! You're not qualified!! LOL

[santana261]

It's amazing that machine "PING"

[LargoChan0]

so many doors o.e

[CM3006]

hahah the machine that goes "ping"!!!

[BlooBeluga]

this is my favorite

[MadzaRox357]

MACHINE THAT GOES PING

[ewif]

what do i do? nothing dear you're not qualified

[yeyDOOM]

Bring me the machine that goes "PING!!!"

[milicabg011]

hahahaha I hope they wont be there when I deliver a baby!

[viperslide98]

i see u have the machine that goes PING!

[busterflex]

jdf

[pedestal007]

I have been lookin for this 4 years lmao

[SKATERstudios]

PING!

[bluehazer]

I've friends who work for a local hospital. They SWEAR this is not made up in the LEAST!!!

[twofuckface]

the machine shows that the baby is still alive...then everybody moved out the woman was left there the machine "Ping" :D:D:D

[bozza69r]

haha

[babymoondancer]

Take her to the fetus-frightening room!!

[jabberwolf]

I still remember showing this movie to a pregnant friend of mine, forgetting what it was all about.

And when I went to see her in the hospital, there was the machine that went BING!!! ( she threw something at me when I pointed it out!)

[thewhulk]

damn my brain is fucking dumb (lol) who is the one that says ping he is my faforite

[Zecdra]

John Cleese :3

THe blonde was Graham Chapman, he died in 89'

[BearCubShape]

ISOLATE THE BABY!

[ninjastrike3]

shake the baby abt lol then stuff it into the towel

[thevoicessaidso]

nothing dear your not qualifide

[coasterkid345]

Funny, but this is a horrible movie. I can't stand to watch it, it is soo creepy. Monty Python is incredible, but they wasted their talents on this film. .5/5

[TyMadness]

PING!

[homesweethomebirth]

This would be really funny if it wasn't so accurate!

Oh my god why would any healthy woman want to give birth in hospital?!!!

[SumoSatsuma]

For the fast response time in the small chance that something goes wrong?

For the expert aftercare?

For the painkillers?

[homesweethomebirth]

Women's bodies are amazingly able to handle giving birth, contrary to what we are conditioned to believe. Of course it is wonderful that hospitals are there if we need them - but this should be very rare! Those routinely administered "painkillers" (and being forced to lie on your back) have a terrible effect on your body and your baby. And then the baby is in distress and you're unable to push and gosh how lucky you were in hospital- your baby was saved thanks to us!!! Aren't you grateful?!!

[SumoSatsuma]

Haha, yeah.

But, you don't have to lie on your back to give birth in hospital. You have a choice.

[homesweethomebirth]

That's good. But I'd still much rather be at home!

: )

[SumoSatsuma]

xD I just noticed your name!

I know what you mean, haha.

[methinks27]

ROFL!!! @ "You may be depressed, so it's lots of happy pills for you"

[natdatil]

Now, I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?

[kombajndosalatek]

i LOVE the "PING" sound. There was a great desktop theme for windows 95 with theese sounds, and great wallpaper with many-eyed dragon.

aaaahhh... old times.. ;]

[dcp10200]

ping

[fiskfisk33]

It sounds like a sonar from old red alert ^.^

[leitinhomarginal]

ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!

[boardwalkman]

The Machine that goes PING!!! XDXD Classic!

[towerofdave]

LOL the doors

[ShawnCastle]

Jolly good carry on then. There is the meaning of life alright for women they should have babies.

[BUTTERFLYX789x]

I love that. "What that?" "Thats the machine that goes PING!" hahahhahaha that cracks me up every time he says it.....

[plasmaswordguy]

"oh and get the machine that goes PIIIIING"

hahaha fucking class...

PIIIIIING

[emoninja501]

PING!

[dancinginfernal]

PING

[ghosty227]

Lol this film is the best..Well along with most of the other monty python stuff :D

[butterflylove20]

OH MY DAMN!!!

[MissKK172]

I like how there's so many random people in the room. That was how it was at the birth of my first, though on a bit of a smaller scale.

And, of course, PING!

[kvolt44]

ping! :0

[dandom666]

PINNG!

HAAAA Classic!

[Soreto]

"Ah I see you've got the machine that goes "PING", this is my favorite you see we leased this back from the company we sold it to. And that way it comes under the monthly coloured budget and not the capital count. *applause* Thank you, thank you, we try to do our best. Well do carry on."

[Shmoopy117]

the machine went ping even after the birth o.o

[Razbfowl]

omg...thats hilarious..!!

[benjy6000]

Ahh I see you got the machine thats goes PING!

lol

[vinkie35]

i mean in cahse the admenistry

or sumthinge

XD

[vinkie35]

and get the most expensive machine.

in case the ministery comes

lolz

[martin0luther0wanabe]

*ping*

[gangrail]

lol i love ho once its all done they just leave the mother in their.

[potatogrls13]

"the machine that goes ping!"

[dbro46]

The fetus frightening room!

[SombraroKilla]

i...want...the...machine that goes....PING!!!!

[B4r8r4dY]

you are not qualified :D

[Grim798]

"And get the machine that goes PING!"

[fleshysmell]

PING!!!!!!!!!

[SpaztastiC4]

"The machine that goes PING!!!" Thats is classic!

5/5

[funkydogperson]

XD circumsised with a meat cleaver, lmfao

[vitaminqueer]

he was just cutting the umbilical cord actually....

[higirl16410]

he was cutting the umbilical cord moron.