TNG edit 23 - "shame on you, mr. Clemens"

[RIOT690]

Myeehss.. WOOOH-hah!... kho-hoh, AAAAH, WOOO

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

I want him as my ringtone.

[salamirterra]

JOCKEY!!!

[TheRhinehart86]

Sounds like beavis and butthead

[greigism]

I'm crying with laughter here, that was brilliant, I can barely type. :D

[k8jcr]

this just slays me. Every time I need to be cheered up i watch this! thank you!!

[guanjon]

Anyone else noticed he locked them in on his way out at the end?

[getridofit3]

Mr. Beavis Clemens

[ohtheprofanity]

At first I was like :-\ , then I was =D !

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

I love the fact he's jibbering away to himself like a mental patient.

[LordVader89]

where are these sounds from

[SnooperSquirrelFilms]

yes , that is too damm funny.....sounds like a total funny nut case

[adaksteter]

i bet he was laughing at the half man half goat he found in the wardrobe

[metafication]

ha HOO ha

[piccard1976]

thumbs up if you think twain sounds like Angry Birds (android game)

[BoredChick]

I just watched this episode. Because of this video I was laughing the whole way through as I recognized various grunts.

[ptracerfastlane]

This is the funniest thing I have EVER seen, I am absolutely crying my eyes out with laughter here. Genuinely.

[Freddie1980]

For those who are not in the know 'Mr Clemens'  is better known as the famous author Mark Twain.

[ReedVictor]

he'd make a poor ninja

[TheLastBlueApple]

HAHA! after 0:48 i was actually crying with laughter! all those sounds, even when hiding. #LOL

[spyrokid77666]

@TheLastBlueApple How do you make LOL sign?

[peachmanflossboypeac]

This had my crying with laughter

[Zpik3]

@peachmanflossboypeac Your what crying with laughter?

[peachmanflossboypeac]

@Zpik3 Well, isn't that a personal question ;0)

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

Sounds like the Jockey from Left 4 Dead 2

[me80822]

I love the look he gives at 0:13 with the WOO HA!

[schwarzfalk]

btw I like how he can't keep his trap shut when he's hiding

[schwarzfalk]

lol

Mark Stain - Mark Twain's hidden twin, and the black sheep of the family :/

[Diamondmaster93]

Hahahha! I laughed to hard I started to cry!

[FilipUNIBO]

Did he lock the door at the end??? :D

[rubberguard83]

@FilipUNIBO lolz

[henrydarger]

this is great but I wish the audio was louder

[SuperKoolaidgirl]

ah this is wicked cool he never stop up

[MasterLeatherface]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooool

[datalorelover]

He's a raving lunatic, a madman!

[slacknhash]

The greatest wit of his generation. Would that people today had a tenth of his way with words! "Mmhmm, yess, mmhmm hm hm WHOO! HA! Hmm", indeed.

[OfficerJordan]

SASSACRE

[TheBeatfox]

@OfficerJordan Land sakes alive. He is cooking with petrol now.

And several controlled substances, it would seem.

[incantar]

Poor Sam's got Tourette's Syndrome. Not the In Popular Culture kind where you shout obscenities all the time, but the real life kind where you have a bunch of tics.

[Captainbob25202000]

i think showing all the vids makes for a perfect first date

[blackcat355]

lmao, twane annoyed me that entire episode with those noises!

great edit XD

[Obscurechild33]

the best part is when he's hiding in the wardrobe xD

[BluChimera]

This is by far my fave one. Sometimes I go around making those sounds . My bf knows exactly what it is and joins me. Glad the neighbors can't hear us, they'd call the psych ward or maybe the swat team.

[BlessedAgni]

if only he'd shut up. lol

[BluChimera]

Huh humh hum WOOoH AH!

[CaJoAuGy]

Gazorra, you are a genious! Post more more more!

[bobdonda]

I think Mark Twain is related to Beavis

[c0mbineelite]

Amazing!

[GuitaRDudE6722]

i like how you can still hear him when hes in the closet

[butsnif]

all those years of st were just preparing me for this

[pokeeto2]

I Love these Clemens Videos.

[GeneralThornton]

He sounds like Yoda.

[sbeer6er]

ha ha

[gaaratoast]

New sound replacement for left for dead 2 zombies?

[Deepsmeg]

@gaaratoast Jockey?

[molybdenumtop]

Guinan: Shame on you Mr Clemens, shame.

Clemens: Yes.

[molybdenumtop]

Guinan: Twain.

Data: Clemens?

Clemen: Yes...

Guinan: Yes.

[NASAjunkie]

I just noticed that he put the background hum of the Enterprise's engines on here, even though they're not on the ship. What's funny is that I didn't even notice until the third time I watched it! I guess I got too conditioned to it watching TNG over the years.

[treyhoov3]

Hm hm WA! Hoo hehheh ya! HM LoL

[Faunatik]

Lol, I like how Data says nothing the whole time and just raises his eyebrows at 1:17 !

[dbreze]

that man just can't contain is hootin' and hollerin'.

[UnanimousDelivers]

It's Davros! And he's discovered the reality bomb! I knew he didn't come up with that thing on his own.

[ibreakkidslegs]

i love how his hiding spot is revealed by his random noises

[metrOjedi]

this is ace, lol!

[ashproductions]

Ok, I just happened to watch this episode, and I LOVE how all of Clemens' crazy noises are things he actually does during the episode.

These are amazing.

[drockjr]

autism for the win

[ShoeMage]

Hm Hm, Hah!, Yes, Hm Hm, WOO!, yes

[FetidToecheese]

love how he locks the door at the end :D

[iceytina21]

Ooooj jeez everytime I watch this i just CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! It's pure brilliance!

[Malskazz]

WUH-HA!

[raydenthetullgod]

Good god, these comments are just as hilarious as the clip.

[raydenthetullgod]

OMFG I cannot stop laughing. These are so ridiculous, I love them. This was the best, though.

[LiLMiNjA]

haha he sounds like a sim

[NodDisciple1]

Hmmm hmmm ha ha, yes. XD

[raydenthetullgod]

OMG he does!  That's hilarious.

[Nacthem]

I cannot tell you why, but I laughed harder at this video than I have in a long time.

[raydenthetullgod]

Lol, I think it's the random "WHOO!! HAH!!" that gets me.

[NodDisciple1]

Mark Twain=S-T-A-L-K-E-R. X_x

[livewire242]

Hmph. Haha. Hm. WOO!

[PrometheusSD7]

Who knew that Mark Twain was such a retard? :D

[XxDudullxX]

He sounds like he's totally retarted and mental!

[XxDudullxX]

LOL! I love that fucking funny noises mr.clemens makes!

[kranktank]

I fucking hated the mark twain eps

great edit though :D

[AMRadioHits]

Mark Twain was hilarious. And insane.

[sockglue]

Hhr-hmmm ehh yess WOOHAH hmmhmhmm

[patrickleydon]

ha! he sounds like Beavis!

these edits are brilliant!

[tFighterPilot]

Is that Woopie Goldberg?

[Menand1]

it is yes

[spartan5397b]

is that father grigori laughs

[SoraTheHappyEmo]

My sides hurt

[Chromoite]

That is too damn funny...you'd think if he was trying to hide in the wardrobe he'd shut the hell up!

[Foebane72]

Yes, that Clemens did make all sorts of stupid noises, didn't he? :D

[Scourge666]

ROFLMAO is the only word to describe these vids too busy laughing to type worthwhile comments

[PeterDivine]

Sounds like a lip-smackin', hog-snortin', hoot-n'-hollerin' fine time can be had with Mr. Clemens.

[wickedfeylady]

Yeah, Whoopi, that'd be my reaction too.

Herrrh...ehh,yes,WOOO-OO...mmm­pph...

[USMCG0811]

FLMAO!

[spacecowboy5000]

LMAO! Might be some form of Tourette's Syndrome. Poor ole coot.

[duckmanham]

Wat?

[threechamberedpeanut]

if I could give it six stars i would

WHOO ahem hmm HAHA

[grendelee]

"(insert quote from video)" haha that was hilarious

[Hylanvahr]

I expected as much from Brannon Braga. :-P

[Talinth]

Just love how you can still hear him in the closet xD

[firesoftheempyrean]

i know... rof roffff!!!!!!!! i was hoping we'd still be able to hear him in the closet, and when we did, I was practically throwing up... this is soooo funny!!

[steerpike66]

Dying...can't breathe....too...funny...

[schpongled]

ah ha, yeees, mmm, AAA, WOO-HAAA!

[omgsandp]

AH OOH

mm..hmm..hmm

OOH AAH

[LOLMAN22]

this episode was GREAT, one of my favorites

[SporeSquire]

wow Mr. Gazorra's star trek is one messed up place

[RoboApe666]

That is one my favourite star terk episodes...

...but this is funnier

[GeospaciallyGone]

maybe the funniest one

[jordinyc]

This sorta reminded me of Charles Nelson Riley's character on Lidsville. Quite a Kroft moment.

[Wimpoman]

Crying now, thanks very much!

[agentcox]

I love that at 1:16 it looks like he's going to flap his arms like a chicken, right as he goes WHOOP!

[NekoValtz]

... he reminds me of beavis and butthead.

[sidgallup]

Data and Whoopi... that gives me an idea of just how corny this show was...

Pure comedy gold¡¡¡¡

[wenaolong]

Hahaha!!!!

[TerrorBlack]

Wow. For a gimmick episode relying on one increasingly obviously looped sound sample, I'm surprised how well that worked.

[wenaolong]

Actually, it wasn't THAT looped. You can hear where it lulls in places, or where a certain "yes" comes out or a "whoo hoo" so that it is timed perfectly with something Mr.Clemens is saying or doing. That is certainly not mere looping of sound.

[Xenaero]

I love the dulled sounds coming from the closet. Icing on the cake.

[pDirkins]

This is my new favorite in what's been a truly landmark series. It makes me laugh 'til I cry even if I'm only *thinking* about playing the video. Keep up the genius!

[ErtaimonTheNoble]

hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm hehah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah h hah hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah WOO! HA! hmm heh hah hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah

SHAME ON YOU MR. CLEMENS

hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WO

[KoewlBag]

Epic comment is epic

[greenpenguino]

locks data and guinan in

[Revan1701E]

You still got it man. Keep em comin.

[1knabber]

ahaha, all that insane cackling/yelping had me laughing uncontrollably!

[jackrudybacks]

excellent 5 stars!!!!

[dolst]

Yet another good one!

[kaztros]

I <3 these remixes!!

I think you should have played with his voice track a little though; softened it when he was off screen, moved stereo bias as his head moved left to right. It took me half a minute to figure out what was making that sound.

[XiTDiS]

I can't stop laughing at him making his noises. LOL.

[Takeshi357]

No matter how many times I watch this, I can't stop laughing.

[Wolfsclaw01]

He look like the guy from Kentucky Frid Chicken

[count0break]

It's Samuel Clemens, or as you may know him, Mark Twain.

[slashen00]

@Wolfsclaw01 Colonel Sanders >_> That's the word you're lookin for, man.

[MetalGear1022]

@slashen00

Colonel Sassacre :D

[UkeaOP]

funny, good jorb

[kevinbrueck]

Ahhhh, if only I spoke hillbilly.....

[DeaconBlues]

Mark Twain = Dr. Wiley

?!

[AisuSeijin]

Yes. =P

[staubinator]

Where's megaman when you need him?

[PeterDivine]

Maybe... Data IS Megaman...

[potophan2006]

By far my fav. ROFL

[58buicklimited]

The more I watch it, the funnier it gets!

[ShinobiGarth]

lol he sounds like Yoda!

[Telekenesis123]

Fantastic =)

[alastairward]

Agreed, technical bit aside (the volume) this was another laugh, thanks.

[Iain0408]

Pure gold.

[FurryPurryKee]

This one gets funnier everytime I watch it!

Mmmhmmm, mmrr, hmmhmmhmm hahayeh...Ha! WOO! Ha!

lol

[Chefshaolin]

Sheer genius

[JPSK]

must've been one helluva closet lol XD

[ImAWaffleSauce]

..wat

[Fux4Bux]

Could've done a better job with sound levels.

[groupthinker1984]

I agree about the sound levels but otherwise, getting to see what Samuel Clemens was like as he slowly went senile was well worth the price of admission.

[Barbadian2k8]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO So fucking funny i cried.

[0114ryan]

LMFAO the beginning was gay but the end rockedd

[raider8654]

PURE GOLD

[GBart]

hah! mmhmm. yes, mmhmm hmm hmm WOO! HA! hmm heh hah

[VidGamer123]

I LOL'd right off my chair.

[jaradlune2004]

i cant hear it to well,maybe its just me

[Pheonick]

It was a little... subtle.

[Chriskey83]

Needs more Picard spying! Still funny though.

[jimjimjimjim1234]

best one

[NecronAbyss]

Definitely not the best, however, I did audibly laugh when he hooted and they noticed it. I think the only reason why it didn't really work for me was because he was talking and not hooting and doing what sam clemens from TNG does. I'll give it three stars. You get the third cause I like ya, Gazorra :)

[Chick6517]

I always like reading the comments on the video and commenting on what they had to say on the video. haha

[jimhuynh4]

this one wasnt funny

[NeverwaY]

Never really noticed it before, but he sort of sounds like Beavis.. especially when looped like that lol.

[atican]

You may have already hit your peak with "such tenderness."

[WilliamBrothers]

Woo ha!

[RevImhotep]

Awesome! moar Mark Twain!

[futureproof84]

Ya, volume too low :(

[WCityMike]

Gazorra, love your stuff, but this one's barely audible. You need to reupload.

[mannik]

volume is wayt too low

[aealtrus]

The first part of this was on Virgin1 Yesterday!

[gazorra]

you mean of our re-edit or just the real episode?

[aealtrus]

The real ep.

[Conchobhar]

PLEASE DO A DS9 ONE! D:

[edmondo]

"our re-edit"? I'm touched you consider us part of your masterwork!

[gazorra]

Of course! But uh, I really meant Andrew, the other editor.

[JJRocco]

WTF!? AHAHHAHAHA

[BadLactose]

I love you guys so much.