The Bible & Stoning!

[AnarchyWings100]

ow, fuck dude, you virtually broke my nose!

[zragisha]

oh, another atheist satire... yawn...

[Emmaluurvechick]

haha! i have to watch to the last second because his reaction is so funny (:

[Ozitiho]

Silly man! You cannot harm me! I am being gaurded by the invincible barrier of the internet! I AM INVINCIBLE!

[xXMrXR3dw00dXx]

nice job being a dumb fuck. Have fun in hell.

[youandihavenolife]

Jeremiah reminds me of Rick from the old Degrassi.

[snoweatsbabies]

he makes the bible sound insane........ well i never read it so...

[MrAwesomeMatty]

You know for a guy who claims he is neutral to a lot of stuff he sure attacks religion and mostly Christians a lot. I was watching this with my friends who are against that religion and one of them (who believes in Scientology) said, "Idiot. He's taking things out of context, so they can sound bad and what's worse is it's from the old Testament, that doesn't pertain to our time like the New Testament." If a non-Christian is not fooled these videos are worthless. Leave Christians alone, Onision.

[TigerWarrior78]

@MrAwesomeMatty You realize it isn't supposed to fool anyone. It is supposed to be overacted and over the top because it is a joke and if it was more serious idiotic people would actually believe it.

[MrAwesomeMatty]

@TigerWarrior78 Yeah, I do. But sometimes he can get pretty close to crossing the line. However, I totally understand it's a comedy sketch.

[TigerWarrior78]

@MrAwesomeMatty Well at least you get it :).

[MrAwesomeMatty]

@TigerWarrior78 Yup. :)

[FKingRandom]

wow these videos were a waste of time, just another rant about how he hates religion so much :S. trying to get followers and encourage aithiesm, Just because some people believe in the Bible doesn't mean they're idiots. If the world wants to believe this, let them.

[EcmsvjHe2]

This was uploaded on my birthday! :D Usually it would be the 16th or the 14th, but not today! OH YEAH!

[Giatosc]

I clicked the right answer.

[utubebff]

is it bad that i dance like that? awk.

[IWasBornStupid]

Wrong, Christians Stoned someone to death when not consulting the Lord. One day, in the middle of adultery, a woman was caught and thrown at Jesus's feet. "Shall we stone her?" Asked the people, God knelt down in level to the young woman, and he began to draw in the sand. After doing so, he stood up and said. "If you have never sinned, let you be the one to kill her with the first stone." Slowly but surely, one by one the people left, and she was spared, yet told to live the life of a believer.

[JHFunny1000]

onision get a camara that renders in something youtube accepts i can tell ur using a video converter lol

[JHFunny1000]

I'm watching this series both ways lol

[Anguyen1036]

how many takes did you have to do to make this? LMFAO

[carrieholmes11]

i choose every1rite so i went back to choose the wrong ones :)

[Silverwing179]

this isn't serious at all people, calm the hell down!

[bkksugarsyrup]

r you tired...i'm really tired about waht i done



[ImNotAPlant]

And in addition to what I just said, I'm not a virgin, but guess what? No one's going to stone me, no one would have anyways, Jesus has forgiven me now that I live for Him, and remember, you're reading a book that is thousands of years old. Times have changed, man. But although times have changed, our daily lives and rituals compared to back then have changed, God is still the same very-loving God. Any questions, you can send your thoughts to me in a channel comment on my channel. Kbye. Again.

[ImNotAPlant]

...actually, if you knew all of your Christian/bible facts, you'd know that we believe Jesus Christ came to the earth to save each and every us from deserving punishments like these [even if some people around the globe are still punished in many ways by other humans] and MOST OF ALL, saved us from eternal punishment in hell. And you don't have to be any kind of special person to be saved.

Learn everything, before you attack. Kthx.

[JustineLeeAnne]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

[SeigidasLullaby]

...I've been virtually pwnt.

...My e-pride hurts.

[IamAbstruseness]

I love you :)

[bobbieorangeful]

I laff at your feeble attempts to harm me :D

[rmrmistero]

@bobbieorangeful i god i see

[artscumm]

i have a friend who takes everything as literal soooo yeah

[GrockBunny96]

where in the bible does it say this? xD

[shotgun1545]

my bibles cross is upside down

[DBSKfreek1]

im 13 but i dont care :D

[oranges0the0fox]

my bible has bible crossed out and toilet paper is written under it. we put it out when we have guests.

[bioniclefan1999]

i dont remember the bible saying that perhaps you got that from a man made highly screwed up bible

[meandsophie123]

im don't follow the bible

[Makaylie1tv]

i love your vidoes so much :) and i support you with what you say, but it bothers me how you always make the bible look bad. :(

[mcrfreak94]

Is it sad that I actually know people like this?

[JoeWazzington]

wrong.... nuns are virgins.

[kohichu14]

No.

That's OLD Testament.

I hate how you bash the bible without understanding it dude.

It's like you read it LOOKING for something to take out of context.

Stop it.

[lonelygloomyday]

Ned? What are you doing on Onision's channel?? XDDDD

[invisiblejellytots]

@GoznerPeter i think hes referring to ned from the simpsons...

[GoznerPeter]

@invisiblejellytots I don't watch simpsons :) but if he's a religious follower too then it's okay! xD

[lonelygloomyday]

@GoznerPeter Yep, I mean Ned from The Simpsons lol (:

[Msjohngregory]

If your going to rip on Christianity so much i never see you ripping on any other religion. Please be fair.

[Monsters9141]

xD I Picked this cause he was dying for me to click stone her ;D

[visitor44534]

how are the top comments are a year old? is that just another youtube fail?

[TCATDWPABR]

I know this is a joke, but the bible doesn't say to kill anyone. Under any conditions.

[SuperAwesomeBigRick]

@TCATDWPABR Sadly, I read that part of the Bible, and it does say that she is to be stoned...I've never read this before and I'll be asking my youth pastor about this and what it means.

[TheWTFCupcakes]

press 4 over and over and over and over....its awesome, he pwns us so hard.

[emoskeleanimal]

heheh oh no im so hurt XD lol i love you Onision!!

[1crissangelfan]

"eeee ee eeeey eeeeey eeee ey e" lmao the sounds he makes when hes trying to hit

[EmoIssues]

I love the noises he makes while trying to hit someone lmao

[georgia795]

I picked the wrong answer every time just to see him mad.

[bpasome12]

You are so wrong if you would look at the first testament it says he without sin cast the first stone to a women who was caught in adulatory she was Mary Madelyn :)

[Dihyyy]

@bpasome12

do you realize this is a sketch? I hope so.

[bpasome12]

@Dihyyy  i mean 2nd

[GlitchxCity]

hahahaha

[HussamAbuHanna]

But Jesus didn't say to stone women to death

[DakotandSkiFF]

Haha this is actually really funny:P and i'm a christian.

but i just wanna say that it does say u should stone her if that happens but that was the old testament after Jesus died for us and God stopped being so completely insane and all into fire and brimstone like some goth teenager, things changed so now it's ok as long as you ask for forgiveness. :D

[JoshuasRevenge]

I am A VIOLENT PERSON!!!! (Weird Female Zombie Sound).. HAHAHHA

[Bloodydoll09]

FUCK i chose the wrong one again!!

[Tygerlily179]

@Bloodydoll09 I chose all of the right ones by:

1. Choosing the best possible answer

2. Choose the other one.

[Bloodydoll09]

@Tygerlily179 i was being sarcastic :P

[Tygerlily179]

@Bloodydoll09 lol

[foist101]

For being so in shape you sure are fragile!

[Jimmyboygohome]

I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD.

[JESUSanswers1]

Lmbo!!

[DeDarkDoom]

I want this in 3D !!

[KillerGuy96]

I am just watching this not cuz of religion, its just that I laugh :3 (P.S. I belive T_T)

[IAmthesc0ut]

the bible is fucking stupid most of the time

[jayjayspider]

Thumbs up if you just clicked the wrong answer on purpose to see what he would do in the video.

[ProblemsInNumbers]

Is this supposed to be stuff according to the christian bible?

[HotSpicyMustard150]

... HONESTLY ... UR WRONG ONISION! FIRST OF ALL.. NO ONE KNOWS HOW OLD THE EARTH IS FROM UR FIRST QUESTION.. AND! >.> UR CULT QUIZ SUCKS>.>

[summermusic14]

I AM VIRTUAL PWNING YOU! LOL thats hilarious!

[ronniereiff]

ok ill click the button

[3v3rythingandanythin]

Did I just get virtually pwned????!!! O.0

[TalkativeHands]

ouch that hurt you basterd! >o<

[1peterkim123]

yeah well in soviet russia i virtually pwned you!

(I am talking to jerimariah or however you spell his name)

[basstrom188]

what a nutter

[Alie32]

2:32 he laughed xDDD buahah. if any of you stupid peeps are taking Onision serious (in this 'game') ... your just flat out stupid.

[doggytown123]

*picks up bible and lighter fluid* oh, relax, the're doing the same thing with the koran in California.

[ripticdu]

I wanted to see some Holy Bible Bashing and instead I got this dumb ass.

[SharnellReid1992]

I AM VIRTUAL PWNING YOU !

[britney7898]

thats old testament dumb ass!

[Sinblade71]

Im gonna sue your ass for virtual assault!

[Cmpunkfan4life93]

That was in the old testiment not the new one



[muzicaon]

he is so funny =))

[NickBius]

I'M BEING VIRTUAL BEATEN UP!! HELP HELP!!!

[tcyk7777]

OMG, I thought he was joking in the other video and I thought you do nothing.

[ninjagelato148]

I've picked the wrong answer every time! xD

[1peterkim123]

i blocked your pwn and did a flying side kick and 720 kick to yo face!

[DontEatButterflies]

In the bible god kills more then satan does

[1peterkim123]

make vid response virtual hitting this charater

[IssyRedbird]

I am virtually pounding you! *makes a noise that sounds like some type of bird over and over again* XD

[lulabell0]

does it say anything about men being virgins?

[JoeAnnaXD]

Thou shall not kill. The most important message in the bible.

Jesus stopped a prostitute from being stoned by saying,'He who has not sinned shall cast the first stone' (Obviously expecting nobody to throw anything)

Then he anointed HER! See! Not all Christians are psychopaths!

[sebob123]

@JoeAnnaXD Close enough to psychopaths for it to matter.

[legostpaction]

Shit. I got virtual Pwned.

[ireallyhatespiders]

just think theres like a hundred maybe more people exactly like that in the world!

[1peterkim123]

guess what "virutally beats your charater to death for acting all tough"

[demolitionXloveX94]

-_-;; ughhh wrong again

[RainbowCreamPie]

hurt me please

[lollol737]

should you stone her if she was raped?

[Ruzlier]

she ddnt kill herself so duh..

[lollol737]

@Ruzlier but isn't suicide also against the bible?

[Ruzlier]

@lollol737 yeah who cares if she was raped her life is already hell because she did a dude out of marriage. better not have to get married then get killed and get more people introuble for killing

[wilbot321]

were you a vigin when you married?

[jujkuj123]

@wilbot321

Is he a woman?

[wilbot321]

shut the fuck up

[wilbot321]

yes

[laxplayaaa]

OOppps honestly the wrong one i thought it ment something else

[thenorksisters]

lol all you people who are taking this seriously are very immature...pleas stop making fun of people and doing all thsi stuff and maybe possibly get a life O.o

[WillUCarryMe2TheEnd]

I'm virtual hurt.

[YanTheBlackMan]

i faved this specific vid. the funniest one

[justinbieberluverrrr]

hahah he reminds me of my brother lol

[rdrgz93]

your mama is stubid bitch your fuuny tho tehhe

[irock467]

i dont read the bible

how am i sopossed to no!?!??!! :(

[Daniel97Combo]

SORRY

[ChrysKhrys]

i apparently dont know anything about the bible hahaa

[raidor54]

SORRY FOR INSULTING THE BIBLE

[thegurlsproductions]

Im 7th day adventist?

[TwCardillo]

im buddist

[vegetarianhottie]

suicidle sp, itz a joke. chill out, if u dont like his videos than dont watch them. You-tubers can bitch alot.

[dramasings]

Jeremiah is fun to torment.

[XxXsantajewXxX]

I allways get them wrong on purpous :D

[dramasings]

Lols!

[SarikoRarr]

My only response to this is; LOL.

(:

[LawlietKai]

IM SORRY IM SORRY ILL TRY HARDER! :O

[TheMetallkylling]

i maerly see the bible as a guideline of morals, not to be followed 100%, i doudt there really is a god, yet i still red the bible, why? its a good book whit great morals behind it.

[darkslayerryu]

yeah i agree with it being a moral guide book almost. I dont take the stories literally but it seems people take it that way. in ancient days they often used interesting stories with metaphors to help teach people things. i believe in a god for sure but im not sure i believe the stories of earthly miracles.

[SuicidalSP]

Like mass murder? Racism? Sexism? Great morals indeed.

[TheMetallkylling]

Yup, the same as the constitution, right?

im pretty sure i said "NOT to be followed 100%".

[SuicidalSP]

I'm not american, I don't really care about the constitution.

Regardless of not following it 100%, it's primary basis is intolerance of pretty much everything. It's pathetic, outdated and horrific.

[TheMetallkylling]

thats nice of you, im guessing that all you know about the bible are around 20 quotes you read online from it that says its ok to stone pepole.

please, i really dont want to start a flame war, lets just leave it as it is, i have my beliefs, so do you.

[Axisoflords]

Hes fucking joking dumbass

[TheMetallkylling]

who? i replyed to SuicidalSP, to commenting on onision, if thats what you meant.

[Axisoflords]

Sorry seemed to sound like you were talking to Onision

[TheMetallkylling]

no prob, im starting to get used to it -.-

[SuicidalSP]

I have my beliefs, you are trying to insult me by claiming I don't know what i'm on about? Well let's put it this way, I'm a LaVeyan Satanist. I've read the bible, COMPLETELY, more than once. I attended a ROMAN CATHOLIC high school for 5 years of my life. I've looked into religion, witch hunts, the crusades and a fair few other wars that began from religious beliefs. Mate, Onision is not joking either. The quotes in the bible STATE doing evil deeds. And you defend the bible? Lol.

[Psychiatrium]

@Agnosticuzumaki greatly said

[Psychiatrium]

@Agnosticuzumaki Damn right, satanism is basically catholicism but backwards(kinda)

[chad749898]

i no he's dumd

[milesmcculloch]

@chad749898 i think what you mean to say is that his video is stupid because he is a very smart person acutally!

[imred3345l]

@Agnosticuzumaki so... atheism is right??? they're really close to satanism if you tell me...

[doggytown123]

@Agnosticuzumaki some men have brain cells. i'm a man and i chose "DO NOTHING"

[shiZGFX]

@Agnosticuzumaki Can't call someone dumb because there is no higher form of ilife than us.

[AnExistanceOfNothing]

@Agnosticuzumaki Isn't it sexist to say that a product or anyone associated with said product is less than you just because the creator of that product is of a certain gender. Scientifically speaking, neither men nor women are inherently more intelligent than the other. There are slight differences in the brain between genders, however they aren't excessive enough to make one better than the other or decide which career one is better suited for.

[imjowsef]

all stoned her if im allow me to get stoned with her.

lol

[DJTrell07]

That does not apply in todays times. Jesus did not teach that. People like you twist the Bible and cause people who are confused to go the other way. I hope you stop this foolishness.

[SuperTwitterWhore]

he knows that, he's just trying to find ways to be funny

[Agnosticuzumaki]

THe bible was written by MEN! 0.o

[DJTrell07]

so was every other book you have read in your life... *hugs* it's okay....it's okay

[ilysoccer09]

@Agnosticuzumaki Ya stupid men..

[super1upmushroom]

@Agnosticuzumaki The bible was written by HUMANS humans are imperfect and so is the bible of course their are mistakes. (im a christian with a brain)

[super1upmushroom]

@Agnosticuzumaki The bible was written by HUMANS humans are imperfect and so is the bible of course their are mistakes. (im a christian with a brain)

[doggytown123]

@Agnosticuzumaki fook you. some men aren't brain dead morons. move past the whole "Men did it" crap

[BigdogWitBigdog]

@Agnosticuzumaki No really? I could have swore it written by cats.

[WilliamTapley]

@Agnosticuzumaki Precisely! It does contain truth, but it is perverted. The true elect are the ones who know how to read it.

[rockerdude0910]

@Agnosticuzumaki Funny cuz it wasn't. Idiot. It was copied down by men but it wasn't written by men. Way to be dumb and think you know what you're talking about then have 112 other idiots think you're right when you still aren't.

[britmetal]

hey i only get stoned ocasionally :( XD

[superfunnydove]

I loved the punching noises!!! HAA.

[slaw115]

your virtual punching looked like a weird kind of monkey dance :D

[JouninAkisa]

Dude, this quiz is failing me. XD

[makemebad1545]

im picking all the wrong answers then im going to pick the right ones

[AutumnxfallXdownx3]

didn't jesus say when Marry Magdelin was about to be stoned to death because she was an adulterer "Who has not sinned shall cast the first stone." So he was preventing the stoning

[holyknight70]

@AutumnxfallXdownx3 In family guy didn't Jesus toss the first stone?

[Shirotaka92]

Regardless, in the Old Testament stoning of women in such situations is encouraged.

The fact that Jesus prevented stoning is a direct contradiction of previous biblical law.

But hey thats the Bible for you....

[13Cadavre13]

He did.

This guy is just trying to make the bible look bad...

His trying for about... 1 year, already...

Because his dad molested him and he was a catholic... ooor something like that...

[LeeLahCheetah]

0:38- 0:50

Kida Cartman-Like, dont you think?

[Headbanger979]

your virtual punches hurt my virtual face