Germaine Returns : Foamy The Squirrel

[Yora21]

Germaine looks good.

[ChristineDaee1]

can't stop chewing on potato sticks... yummm

[shadowsa2b]

you would think that at a point like this where germain has finally learned something would make foamy happy. or at least smug that everything hes ever said to her is validated

[redsand22111]

isnt it her house?

[Necrovallet]

IM AWESOME STIIIL!!!!!!! there where cought up

[Chinese0Chicken]

"Isn't there always?

WHAT UP, BITCHES!"

Welcome back, Foamy.

Welcome back.

[TanukiCoast]

I miss fat germaine =(

[rickybobymyass]

dayum she got fat

[jaysonthepimp]

everytime i see germaine i get a boner.

[CaramelCleo]

"I care not for this beast" LOL! That has to be my favorite end statement. All hail witty Foamy....

[101Starclan]

wow she lost a bit of weight on her traveling....and that smell that Foamy smells is discovery...

[Extremesquirrel9]

Stop fucking jiggling! I'm trying to find the moral to this video!

[zachayfiers]

thumbs up if you noticed the middle finger on her shirt

[SuccuSinserity]

even if she changes the color her shirts still say f-u

[123ryuku]

hey hey look at her shirt though

[jas17p]

Oh why has she returned to me i care not for this beast! lol

Foamy definantly is and always will be our lord and master

[grimlyn94]

I just joined the cult of foamy on fb,,, lol

[prelynmax]

Germaine looks cute is glasses.

[whiteroselia]

germaine kinda reminds me of meg from family guy, no one takes her seriously at all ^^;

[101Starclan]

oh im sorry is my story about my road to recovery boring you?!?!?!?!

me:......um yea pretty much.....

foamy: um yea

FOAMY IS THE LORD AND MASTER

[Lenna1Doom1Goddess1]

Fuck college.

[WarPigsLukesWall]

College is sooooooooooooo boreing. -.-

[lilkebbe]

BItches? how does he know we're here too? POWER OF FOAMY

[slipspacer88]

what is that on germains shirt anyways

[Brat120000]

@slipspacer88 a dick

[ArtemisTheCuteMute]

@slipspacer88 A middle finger, ^^

[slipspacer88]

@ArtemisTheCuteMute i hope thats what it is... if you get my drift

[ArtemisTheCuteMute]

@slipspacer88 Lol, nice

[GRIMtwelve]

@slipspacer88 i think it's an Atari

[halfway2hell333gmail]

@slipspacer88 its a middle finger, ya can see it better in other episodes

[InwardChaos93]

"O, why has she returned to me? I care not for this beast..."

Why does that sound remarkably like Shakespeare, but obviously isn't?

[Nowinski96]

@InwardChaos93 perhaps shakespeare was one of the only 3 humans foamy actually liked

[TikiFoamy38]

If some random Pokemon trainer walks into Foamy's house Foamy will say...0:01

[cupidxxrawr]

Why would she have to ask permission on crashing at her own place?

[TJsands223]

It's only been 5 seconds and foamy already wants to kill someone!! XD

[1989kaitlen]

She says she 25 and this show has gone on for 10 years. That means she was 15 at the beginning. The fact that she's been living without her parents must mean she was emancipated from them to pursue her poetry. I'd bet she didn't go to high school that much and she dropped out for her search for self discovery. I hope her family makes an appearence in the reboot.

[IronTate7]

@1989kaitlen Or, it could be that the time passing through the show isn't the same as the time passing in real life...there are many perfect examples of this, such as Pokemon, or The Simpsons, where the main characters never age.

[1989kaitlen]

@IronTate7 True, but Foamy stated that he gives his owner's 10 years to become enlightened individuals before he kills them. If this show stayed in the same place, then his plans would never progress.

[IronTate7]

@1989kaitlen If that's the case, then since you say that the show's gone on for 10 years, doesn't that mean that we'll be losing Germaine very soon?

[1989kaitlen]

@SuccuSinserity The was Foamy who said that, well assumed anyways. She doesn't know if they care or not cause she hasn't seen or talked to them in 6 years (it was on Academic Alert).

[kimme468]

@1989kaitlen how could this show go one for 10 years when youtube was founded in '05 and she was 21 when she started poetry beeacause foamy says it took you four year to realize that poetry wasnt a professtional job

[1989kaitlen]

@kimme468 One, there is the official website which has [most likely] gone on before youtube came along. Two, it wouldn't be so much that she started poetry at 21 but when she started looking for other sources of income while still keeping high hopes for her "poetic talents."

[tearzofblood718]

I'm awesome.....still

[Traban25]

What up, bitch'ens!?

[Narutofan1000k]

did anyone notice she is wearing a foamy shirt?

[MrLovessless30o]

WAT UP BITCHES :D

[Contannia]

She's 25? And this has been going on for 10 years. So, she was 15 in the 1st episode?

[7thhkage]

@Contannia makes sense sorta

[Contannia]

@7thhkage Well, I always thought she was at least 18.

[Radioactive1080z]

@Contannia well some episodes say 8 years others say 10, so I'm guessing she was about 18 in the beginning

[Kiba151]

How did Foamy meet Germaine anyway??

[ab2aasd]

@Kiba151 germaine's foamy's owner

[Kiba151]

@ab2aasd Wait then is that germaines house or Foamys? lol

[RavensMommy01]

lol... foamy loves his cream cheese huh? XD

[HeartRigi]

She's pretty with hair C:

[JohnTheTroll]

@HeartRigi  "she's" a cartoon. Wake up

[BoxerSeeker]

YOU HAVE HAIR

[TheNostaglicFlower]

XD I just noticed there's a middle finger on Germanine's white shirt.

[DoomScarf]

@TheNostaglicFlower I was wondering what that was.

[ZombieJaidon]

you suck

[animegirl5321]

wait... germane's 25?????!!!!!!

[MarieCytrix]

@animegirl5321 yep

[GuitarGuy057]

@animegirl5321 Anymore, yeah. When you think about how old the show is, and how young she was when it started, it kinda makes SENSE.

[chloelee12]

@kittynixion

....Fuck you...

[NinjaDavid2]

@kittynixion actually it dosen't ive been hit rather than kissed it dosent work at all

[tomylove98]

OH WHY HAS SHE RETURNED TO ME I CARE NOT FOR THIS BEAST

and this is what im gonna say to my sister when she come's home from work :)

[SiKnEsS17]

HAHA!! My comment is the top comment! I have 225 Thumbs up on mine! how come it isnt the top? " Sad Face "!! LOL

[AmeliaLockheart]

Oh why has she returned to me? I care not for this beast! LoL!!!! He does totally love her!

[CloudCereal553]

Aww foamy loves her.

[DibbehFan13]

i like the new Germaine! she's pretty. 

[PaidInBoredom]

Oh why has she returned to me!, I Care not for this beast

[713strangejane]

@PaidInBoredom i was about to put that lol

[chloelee12]

Wait isn't Germaine his owner?

So technically everything in the house is her's isn't it?

[NinjaDavid2]

@chloelee12 yep but foamy took over everything and it is all his now because foamy is awesome

[chloelee12]

@NinjaDavid2

Thank you for ansearing my question...

Also help me thumbs down kittynixion because that person's comments are so useless it should be eradicated from the world

[NinjaDavid2]

@chloelee12 done and done 

[chloelee12]

@NinjaDavid2

Thanks =3

[way2cool93]

funny episode as always

[Echosofthemind]

Did they ever explain why her hair went from blonde to grey?

[payneterran3]

@Echosofthemind its kinda bluesh gray

[teenteamcomics]

@Echosofthemind she dyes her hair

[Echosofthemind]

@teenteamcomics Yeah I know she does but when she woas out on the road it grew out pure blonde. is she dyeing it grey?

[teenteamcomics]

@Echosofthemind she is blond and dyes her hair grey/blue

[malfunctioninghero]

Hey did anybody else see the married hand giving you the bird on her shirt? :D

[teenteamcomics]

@malfunctioninghero while you were paying attention to what's on the shirt, i was paying attention to what's in the shirt

[malfunctioninghero]

@teenteamcomics Yes, I imagine you were.

[teenteamcomics]

@malfunctioninghero lol XD

[BrokenWind08]

When Germaine says, "I went through a journey of self discovery," I thought she meant masturbation

[BrokenWind08]

@1WarriorofFreedom WIN! XD

[HotNarwhal]

Oh my god turn on transcribe audio:

"theres an insult there loving parents."

"Wanna get coffee or something taxes debt determining senior like three months i wanna catch up."

[MsOrochimaruKabuto]

blue hair and piercing konan much?

[SweetZelda500]

@MsOrochimaruKabuto just what i was thinking i'm like konan wtf y is she with foamy lol

[Lexio3031]

@ChristopherAngelies

LOL!! Who Knows........

Here's your foamy Card..

(runs away) FOAMY!

[ChristopherAngelies]

Oh why has she returned to me

I Care not For this Beast

[BigNette]

17 ppl smell like ROAD!!!

[Ebisrator]

I'm Awesome.... STILL! there your all caught up.

[IonicFreak]

Foamy The Squirrel!!! Like A Boss

[moongoddess7]

Road has a smell? Interesting 

[fredfredburgeryes123]

@moongoddess7

Have you ever smelled fresh pavement? It smells like tar and camel (also known as "wet rug").

[moongoddess7]

@fredfredburgeryes123 I know what it smells like. I was being a smartass lol :P But thanks for pointing that out to me.

[thisisbonkers]

why would she ask to crash with foamy? i always though Foamy lived with Germaine not the other way round..

[luna002030]

@thisisbonkers SHE went on a journey so she stopped living with him and then she came back so that why

[eternitiesblade]

who are you get out of my house or ill shit on your eyball fucker

[Dipstikk]

Hey, cool. Now that Germaine's arc has come to a close, maybe we can get rid of Foamy.

ONE of Foamy. One, I meant one.

But yeah, maybe one where he has to confront how much of a loser he actually is, in a situation where his egomaniacal snark can't save him. Taking him down about a hundred pegs might actually make him a likable character.

[RoyalGuard503]

@Dipstikk Foamy isn't MEANT to be a likable character. He's a deadpan asshole with an ego. However, some of the things he thinks are within reason, yet because of such he comes off as insufferable.

Even his few redeeming qualities are overshadowed by his jerkass status: his way of telling Germaine to pick herself up and get her shit together was done in a mostly insulting, hostile way. Sure, he had her best interest in mind, but there was no way of knowing that without him saying so.

[Dipstikk]

@RoyalGuard503 I get that. Mathers created a character who is unlikable in every aspect, and lo and behold, someone doesn't like him.

[RoyalGuard503]

@Dipstikk That I don't have a problem with. The problem comes with expecting someone who's written to be unlikable to, despite all odds and ends, be somewhat likable.

[DarknessFades91]

Anyone notice how her lipstick always matches her hair color?

[aelita909]

what's that on her shirt?? i really don't wanna jump to the conclusion that its a cock..

[cacapoopoopeepepants]

@aelita909 Looks like it's a hand/middle finger flipping the bird.

[Slayerkid16]

@aelita909 its a middle finger.

[mybigwang1]

@aelita909 its the finger

[PuppyGeneral]

OH why has she returned to me i laugh at that part

[bombzach]

Is my story of self discovery boring you?

Actually yes

[InfinityxForeverx]

"There's an insult there, isn't there?."

"Isn't there always? Waddup bitchezzzz."

[Zanza808]

go outside, take a shower XD

[mljedi]

Shakespeare is see

[kenzieuchiha1191]

Germaine: Hey Foamy!

Fomay: WHO ARE YOU GET OUTTA MY HOUSE OR I'LL SHIT FUCKIN ON YOUR EYEBALLS!!!!!!! i love Foamy to death xD

[LilWildAnnie]

I love her shirt.

[NexCarnifex]

This is based on the authors life isn't it, well, at least 206,836 people accept her art, is that not enough?

[LordMoonshadowGaGa]

@NexCarnifex .........The author is a guy.

Dumbass.

[NexCarnifex]

@LordMoonshadowGaGa o

[NexCarnifex]

@LordMoonshadowGaGa Well he probably lives with a girl...

[neuroticheroine]

I think that if Germaine gets a job (which is finally a possibility; woohoo self improvement!) there is probably some good comedy potential in making her work in that crappy restaurant Foamy's always complaining about lol.

But who gives a shit about what I think? FOAMY'S AWESOME! <3 <3 <3

[ANIMEobsesedGIRL]

o y has she returned 2 me i care not for this beast lol love it

[keithbu]

GIVE HER PURPLE HAIR AGAIN, I DEMAND IT IN THE NAME THAT IS ALL IN HOLY FOR THE FOAMY CULT!!!!

[waluigiland]

lolxD bout new ones were added

[scob1928]

0:03-0:07 best 4 seconds ever

[KriPtiK88JoKeR]

And take a shower! You smell like road!! lmmfao

[atombomb54847]

hurray she is slightly normal

[Phandiw]

Wait, chick stopped being a whore?

Naw, naw, that's some bullshit right the fuck there.

Better when she was a pro, man. D :

[daphill]

makes you wonder.....did she ever bring foamy something FUN?

[231Kittycatgirl]

I thought she died. Now she has blue hair, cool.

[Dosumarushi]

oh why has she returned to me i care not this beast

[Taramal2000]

get out of my house our ill shit on your eye balls

[MattStrongg]

I love this show, but it would be better if you did like 10 frames per second

[jaycie017]

Germaine should come back ^^

[xXbunbunluvXx]

Germaine's story really inspires me. I know a lot of girls who are going through what she was going through, just not as, you know, extreme/jizz-filled

[smexyfox2009]

"oh why has she returned to me? i care not for this beast" ~Foamy

[zeldafan900]

sometimes when people have the type of problem Germaine had it takes a while for them to realize it.

[mPatt500]

"Get out of my house or I'll fucking shit on your eyeballs you fucker!"

[akeem455]

wtf

[zuzulover100]

i think foamy and germaine would be a good pairing

[ChristopherAngelies]

@Lexio3031 What the fuck with your fifteen

Poeple

who are these Imaginary 14 other poeple?

The hell Ive read your Comment on atleast 5

other videos!

[drapion1029]

looking back on early germaine it's so different compared to her now

[mizukicrandallsama]

-just realized that the symbol on her new shirt is foamy's middle finger-

[monmaker]

Someone should count how many times they blinked. they blinked WAY to much xD

[gitoffame]

Chunky Germaine looks hotter than ET germaine anyway.

Take that, Mr. Author trying to get us to focus on deeper character traits.

(Splurt splurt)

[Xtremepyro6]

Im Awesome still..... there you're all caught up. Lol

[GirLuvsTacos12]

waaait wait wait....how did she get like (what is that a navy blue? or something) when she had like blonde hair before? Did she dye it but with a different color?

[RazgrizShadow]

@GirLuvsTacos12 um . . . duh. I think jim got a lot of WTF comments on her being a blond. Besides, her dying her hair a different color goes with her new character who wants to stay away from the old memories with wearing black and having purple hair during her whore days. If he was blond in the episode before this and comes back with blue hair, that must mean . . . she dyed it. Put two and two together

[VictoriaRosification]

Germaine got fat.

[silvernsilver11111]

@VictoriaRosification she got skinny, dont compare her to episode one!

[ghasher5]

WHO ARE YOU! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I'LL FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR EYEBALLS.... FUCKER

[siliconeandpoetry]

GERMAINE IS A FAT WHORE WITH NO HAIR!

...YOU HAVE HAIR!

lqtm, that made my day.

[suiankumori]

@siliconeandpoetry lqtm? i thought i was the only person who used that!! lqtm yay!! :D

[sukingeggs1]

is it me or has she lost weight?

[MrDarkgundamx]

germaine is starting to change

[webby411]

"oh why has she returned for me i care not for this beast"

BAHAHA

[myara546]

So she finally got over her self. Now please tell me she is going to do something about here breasts.

[darkbatMori]

I can understand the point of the Germaine sub-story, but I wish it had gone differently. Like if she'd gone to work in a shop to earn a living where she could insult the boring/bizarre customers all day and moan pretensiously about her creative spirit dying.

I just thought the whole poetry thing was funnier and more realistic when she was just reading out crap at the open-mic night. I mean, how many people really become whores to further their dreams of being a poet?

[mangobird75]

O come on foamy u missed her :)

[DOHCEJ22E1]

I LOVED the Germaine side-story.

To hell with those who don't or didn't.

It was awesome, still.

Now, what up bitches!?

[chevychevelle396]

Foamy is such an ass but thats what makes him even more funny.

[skullz55555]

RAGE!!!!.....Rage!!!.......cal­m greeting lol love his expressions

[SarItachi79]

Awww! Foamy's actually happy to see Germaine! ^.^

[BlueGoblin1]

She should get a job at Hooters. It takes advantge of her looks and is not whoreing.