Smurf1: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular! Smurf 1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Smurf 1: Shut the Smurf up! Smurf 2: Yeah! Smurf 1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf 2: Smurf-Yeah! Smurf 1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf
Well umm I don't know how anyone is going to feel when I say this but the women's fetish didn't seem very interesting. I don't know maybe it's because I'm on the internet for too long but when I think of a sexual fantasy as welll a fantasy something interesting and out of place in a normal civil world.
Thinking about it I do get the pun but I still think the lady is a stick in the mud.
Boy would I like to put my one eyed little smurf in her smurfette holes and smurf back and fourth between the smurfholes until im all smurfed out. What do you people think about that? o_O
The intro when it shows the Earth guy, that sounds like a short excerpt from the intro of Electric Eye. you can faintly hear the guitar in the background.
err, my English is not perfect, so I just had to check a dictionary for 'jack off'...... OK, that makes sense, and it also makes Fred disgusting indeed XD XD XD (I've learned a new phrasal verb XD ).
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Smurf1: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular! Smurf 1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Smurf 1: Shut the Smurf up! Smurf 2: Yeah! Smurf 1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf 2: Smurf-Yeah! Smurf 1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf
AliceBoceanu4Yaoi 4 months ago in playlist Liked
do they EVER have SEX
Rissaoreo 5 months ago
dress up as a bear
MyTilted 5 months ago
fucking hate the smurfs!
DepressedAnnnie 5 months ago
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SovereignStatesman 6 months ago
"In costumes!!! Like furries??? you wanna dress up like bears???" LOL dont worry, "ill be papa smurf"
MrSirSchmoops 7 months ago
lol that was smurfing funny
thevidmaster17 8 months ago
I think I'll paint my girlfriend blue and then smurf her in her smurf. Come to Papa smurf baby!
Boogyman4050 9 months ago
HAHAHA LIKE FURRIES!!! :D
tss7s9 9 months ago
lolol ending
lendial 11 months ago
jajajaja buenisimooo videooo : D
jhonypablito 11 months ago
who the fuck wants to have sex with a fukin smerfet ????????????????
xXcupckakesXx 1 year ago
@xXcupckakesXx Chuck Norris oh wait he already did.
MrDarkmaster98 1 year ago
fuck ur "responsibe adult" bitch...lol
MrMethadrine 1 year ago
Furries... uh oh. Supernews knows about us.. them... yeah.
4lligator 1 year ago
@4lligator yeah, I'm kinda scared too, but I'd like to see them do an episode on them.
Tubedder 1 year ago
Hilarious.
Alex121309 1 year ago
so can i smurf u in ur smurf?
uchihafan16 1 year ago 4
fred ftw xD
Zutentu 1 year ago
I want to smurf your smurf :-)
llothar68 1 year ago 8
oHHH YEA that was cool
jamil316 1 year ago
smurf you in the smurf... Ahahaha...
AnDyWa1983 1 year ago 4
Bahahahahhahaha, that was fantastic. Smurfette is wonderfully hot and I never thought of it that way.
"Tonight...I will have her."
xD
cheezypotatoes 1 year ago
smurf off into a sock, lolz
Jehansi 1 year ago
oooooookkkkkk??????? lmao hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhawat grown man wudnt wanna smurf smurfette
heyaheya96 1 year ago
Ohh SMERF! XD
TheTanker077 1 year ago
LMAO PAPA SMURF!!!
Littlecupoframen 1 year ago
What grown guy wouldnt wanna nail smurf -ette
WereWolfSexx 2 years ago
she sould have just smerfed him while she smerfed him off
brado9862 2 years ago
smurfy smurfy
DRLOVE212 2 years ago
oh,this was awesome!
jmwintenn 2 years ago
Damn- it's so close to being funny but it's just too predictable and tired.
lupischuckle 2 years ago
Smerf you in your smerf?
lol
ultra1super1pancakes 2 years ago 3
LMFAO 5/5
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point8192 2 years ago
@point8192
THEYRE MAMMALS!!!
EntinludeX 2 years ago
lmao, papa smurf.
meepsquad101 2 years ago 3
"costumes!..w-wait you mean like furries? You want to dress up like bears?"
drago589 2 years ago 20
Well umm I don't know how anyone is going to feel when I say this but the women's fetish didn't seem very interesting. I don't know maybe it's because I'm on the internet for too long but when I think of a sexual fantasy as welll a fantasy something interesting and out of place in a normal civil world.
Thinking about it I do get the pun but I still think the lady is a stick in the mud.
shadowhexogram 2 years ago 2
Holy smurf that would be smurfing hot as smurf.
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i dont get it. whats a smurf and whats smurfing?
HoushiChan1121 2 years ago
I assume you were not born in the 1980's, so Google it
Fireproofretz 2 years ago
"well looks like I'm gonna have to smurf off into a sock again"
kahzedh 2 years ago 5
lol everyone knows now that the ultimate sex fantasy for men is smerfet.
xxXXRAPXXxx 2 years ago 4
Boy would I like to put my one eyed little smurf in her smurfette holes and smurf back and fourth between the smurfholes until im all smurfed out. What do you people think about that? o_O
TheNetIntelligence 2 years ago 9
i almost died laughing when he said he was gonna have to smurf off into a sock again...lol x10000
no1saw 2 years ago 5
The intro when it shows the Earth guy, that sounds like a short excerpt from the intro of Electric Eye. you can faintly hear the guitar in the background.
MitchPwnz0rz 2 years ago
.... o_O
ok... im leaving
sonofa fucking smurf my smurfking foot!! DAM THIS SMURFING DOOR!! SONOFA SMURF SSMMUURRFF
kuza261 2 years ago
LMAO!!!
"I wanted to pretend you were a responsible adult with a good job and some kind of plan for his future"
owned
paintbrushkirby 2 years ago 8
lmao
"I know, I'm always Smurfin' around on the computer, I never smurf out the garbage...."
CabbageKitty 2 years ago 4
i'd smurf that smurf like there was no smurfin tomorrow
supercardnals 2 years ago
How much of a jerkoff is he that her desire to see him as a responsible man manifests itself as a sexual fetish?
Bigkahkistan 2 years ago
all your smuf are belong to smuf
8bitPikachu 2 years ago
lol smurfet hahaha
cookie759153 2 years ago
i love how excited she is when she says 'costumes'
Joker365 2 years ago
What a bitch.
TheCelticNinja 2 years ago
He seems like such a nice guy. What a bitch. LoL
I'd smurf into her smurf though.
strikerk 2 years ago 2
I'll be papa smurf too xDDDDDD :D
tuus1994 2 years ago
smurf off into a sock
CrudelyDrawnFilmz 2 years ago
He shoul'vd said,"I was hoping you'd let me Smurf you in your Smurfhole?"
TekkamanBlade4ever 2 years ago
'Ill be papa smurf'.. lol
Ushaam 2 years ago 3
At :47...I SENSE A TRAP!!! *smirk*
brnleague99 2 years ago 3
smurfette LOL
izzatiizzatiizzati 2 years ago
lol, DAMN... she hit him low with that comment she made about wanting someone responsible and all that, I was like DAAAAAAAMN.... lol
SiNbige63 2 years ago 3
She wants to screw her daddy.
ORCA4312 2 years ago 5
And tonight, I will have her.
Dangturtle 2 years ago 8
smurfin smurf
darkdekmaster 2 years ago
wait....so he just has a papa smurf costume under his bed? i mean i do too, but i thought that was just me...
Joker365 2 years ago 102
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mclean2010 4 months ago
That is a big reason why guys marry.
So we can do all that smutty, kinky stuff without any guff.
Well good luck to that happening!
Njoydancing 2 years ago
hmm, hmm, hmmm...the proper smurfology is smurfhole. thank u
Njoydancing 2 years ago
then how do you say asshole in smurf?
CrissLHB 2 years ago
asshole is "smurfhole" in smurf.
AndrosForever 2 years ago
then how do I say vaginahole in smurf?
I don't want to get brown smurf of my big long smurf
CrissLHB 2 years ago
wtf thats my name you PERV@!!!!
anime1lvr 2 years ago
SMURF!
AIRYman50 2 years ago 3
Well that was random.
DevilMayhem666 2 years ago
Um... so did she paint her 'smurf' blue as well?
grecomic 2 years ago 14
smurf ya mother smurfer! lol
shikery1 2 years ago
If she did, he'd have a good idea of what Captain Planet's cock looks like.
fakesteezepolice 2 years ago
Is this Smurfette HOT or is this weed really good...
Njoydancing 2 years ago
i was just wondering the same thing
bookoo666 2 years ago
Like... furries
FrigidDeath 2 years ago
check out the magic in 1:52 to 1:57 his earphone automatically disappears WTF!
dayknightvampire 2 years ago 75
I noticed that.
Giblinono 2 years ago
@dayknightvampire
hahaha, i just watched that and payed attetion to his ear and actually lol-ed xD
cutiechick123100 1 year ago
@cutiechick123100 agreed lol
MrSirSchmoops 7 months ago
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MrSirSchmoops 7 months ago
Could i smurf you.
Ok thats it you pervert im breaking off with you!!
Teranex 2 years ago 2
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CeeBee95 2 years ago
rofl, man this is funny "honey, im gona fill your fantasy tonight so... im papa smurf"
apriswajaya 2 years ago 2
I hate Smurfing out the garbage too.
goodfellabeats 2 years ago
lol if it was me i would pick ummm yuna from ffx yeeaahhh yuna.
dj2530 2 years ago
LMAO
RPGJoel 2 years ago
what does he say at the end? "Smurf off into a sock"???
YTuser87 2 years ago
Yeah
stgraces 2 years ago
Yes.
smallandchewy 2 years ago
mhm,
he means "jack off in a sock"
haha :P
jonahmonk 2 years ago
That sock would be worth about $25,000 by now if he had gone to a sperm bank every time he smurfed into the sock.
kingofepic 2 years ago
err, my English is not perfect, so I just had to check a dictionary for 'jack off'...... OK, that makes sense, and it also makes Fred disgusting indeed XD XD XD (I've learned a new phrasal verb XD ).
and what do you think about "smurf you in your smurf"?? "cum in your mouth" or "fuck you in your ass"?
YTuser87 2 years ago
sex with fantasy ok but not this at lest like dragon fantasy
cool video
LINK5 2 years ago
OMFG! hahaha Smurfing awesome!
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samsunguitar 2 years ago
haha
Responsible adult with a plan for the future
DebtFreeIn28Days 2 years ago
smurf xD
AmazingTheNinja 2 years ago
what lawl.. xD
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majang101 2 years ago
smurf to a sock,hahaha
ppeterraekaraole 2 years ago 3
crazy
devilceeeeee 2 years ago
loool
Ikneus1 2 years ago
lol
breki2 2 years ago
"and tonight........i will have her"
excellent
ayboday 2 years ago 3
smurftastic!
drago1990 2 years ago 2
smurfarific!
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molinobeer 2 years ago
i thought it WAS very nice :)
derpoetischedichter 2 years ago
really fun lol
shdy14 2 years ago 2
what does smurf u in your smurf mean?
shortyniceshoes 2 years ago
Penis in the anus.
bzup9mm 2 years ago 3
Really? I thought it was something like 'cum in your mouth'
YTuser87 2 years ago
well if it was (cum in your mouth)...it would of been moe like *smurf in your smurf*but wen its smurf *you*in your smurf,more likely to be fuck you in the ass.
bzup9mm 2 years ago 3
hmm, interesting, I hadn't seen that detailSo I guess you're right. Thanks for answering
YTuser87 2 years ago
Just take the "Smurf" word as a censor beep.
NikoAccampora 2 years ago 14
danielle sounds like leela from futurama lol
julz1278 2 years ago
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she really doesnt
casino16 2 years ago
i like the porn episode
36jemm 2 years ago 2
ha i bet you do
papasmurf16974 2 years ago
good idea gone bad
ReignTracer 2 years ago
hmmm...not veeeerrrryyy funny, but....ok...=|
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Sorry.
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MsAngel1984 2 years ago
LOL smurf?!
Jimohazard 2 years ago
o man are the smurf continuing on air
TheFrogmanxxx 2 years ago
I think its very good and funny
BadBoyck85 2 years ago
eltaljose943 cool i'm going to die in 2 days xD its just like the ring... but they don't call u XD
btw... great video xD womens are soooooo strange xD
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eltaljose943 2 years ago
This Kandia Funny
6Matt7 2 years ago
that's good, just a little bit lol
fmontoya18 2 years ago
lol
kingrexrex666 2 years ago
Hahaha!
KyockLee123 2 years ago
LOL LOL LOL smurfette ahahahahaha genius, no doubt idea taken from donnie darko
jkelly33887 2 years ago
dress up like bears LOL!
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zapatajpablo 2 years ago
4 days lmfao
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simply excellent!
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that guy is smurft up
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emmyrad 2 years ago
Also noticed that you spelled "you're" wrong, as in, you're an obnoxious piece of shit for posting this.
Youboob99 2 years ago
the last joke was unoriginal, ruined it really... cheap joke
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prisca1706 2 years ago
"ill be Papa Smurf" LMAO!
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sokiberon 2 years ago
"Looks like im gunna have to smurph off into a sock again"
Rofl.
Azated2 2 years ago
that sucks, my nickname was always smurfette :D
CherryZigZag 2 years ago
LOOOL the script is so funy
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SwagBucksInformer 2 years ago
LMAO A SMURF
antonioaquila 2 years ago
wait, where'd his bluetooth go?
FrozenCanuck135 2 years ago
LMAO 1:56 his bluetooth does disappear i didn't notice that
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vannskranke 2 years ago
lol that was weird
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porfavor no lea esto
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un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 videos mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise
lorenaalisson1 2 years ago
Excuse me, I appear to have have smurfed ALL over your face.
ReligiousBias 2 years ago