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  • Smurf1: Hey, did you have a good time last night? Smurf 2: Smurf-tacular! Smurf 1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette. Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. Smurf 1: Shut the Smurf up! Smurf 2: Yeah! Smurf 1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot? Smurf 2: Smurf-Yeah! Smurf 1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf

  • do they EVER have SEX

  • dress up as  a bear

  • fucking hate the smurfs!

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  • "In costumes!!! Like furries??? you wanna dress up like bears???" LOL dont worry, "ill be papa smurf"

  • lol that was smurfing funny

  • I think I'll paint my girlfriend blue and then smurf her in her smurf. Come to Papa smurf baby!

  • HAHAHA LIKE FURRIES!!! :D

  • lolol ending

  • jajajaja buenisimooo videooo : D

  • who the fuck wants to have sex with a fukin smerfet ????????????????

  • @xXcupckakesXx Chuck Norris oh wait he already did.

  • fuck ur "responsibe adult" bitch...lol

  • Furries... uh oh. Supernews knows about us.. them... yeah.

  • @4lligator yeah, I'm kinda scared too, but I'd like to see them do an episode on them.

  • Hilarious.

  • so can i smurf u in ur smurf?

  • fred ftw xD

  • I want to smurf your smurf :-)

  • oHHH YEA that was cool

  • smurf you in the smurf... Ahahaha...

  • Bahahahahhahaha, that was fantastic. Smurfette is wonderfully hot and I never thought of it that way.

    "Tonight...I will have her."

    xD

  • smurf off into a sock, lolz

  • oooooookkkkkk??????? lmao hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahh­awat grown man wudnt wanna smurf smurfette

  • Ohh SMERF! XD

  • LMAO PAPA SMURF!!!

  • What grown guy wouldnt wanna nail smurf -ette

  • she sould have just smerfed him while she smerfed him off

  • smurfy smurfy

  • oh,this was awesome!

  • Damn- it's so close to being funny but it's just too predictable and tired.

  • Smerf you in your smerf?

    lol

  • LMFAO 5/5

  • @point8192

    THEYRE MAMMALS!!!

  • lmao, papa smurf.

  • "costumes!..w-wait you mean like furries? You want to dress up like bears?"

  • Well umm I don't know how anyone is going to feel when I say this but the women's fetish didn't seem very interesting. I don't know maybe it's because I'm on the internet for too long but when I think of a sexual fantasy as welll a fantasy something interesting and out of place in a normal civil world.

    Thinking about it I do get the pun but I still think the lady is a stick in the mud.

  • Holy smurf that would be smurfing hot as smurf.

  • I assume you were not born in the 1980's, so Google it

  • "well looks like I'm gonna have to smurf off into a sock again"

  • lol everyone knows now that the ultimate sex fantasy for men is smerfet.

  • Boy would I like to put my one eyed little smurf in her smurfette holes and smurf back and fourth between the smurfholes until im all smurfed out. What do you people think about that? o_O

  • i almost died laughing when he said he was gonna have to smurf off into a sock again...lol x10000

  • The intro when it shows the Earth guy, that sounds like a short excerpt from the intro of Electric Eye. you can faintly hear the guitar in the background.

  • .... o_O

    ok... im leaving

    sonofa fucking smurf my smurfking foot!! DAM THIS SMURFING DOOR!! SONOFA SMURF SSMMUURRFF

  • LMAO!!!

    "I wanted to pretend you were a responsible adult with a good job and some kind of plan for his future"

    owned

  • lmao

    "I know, I'm always Smurfin' around on the computer, I never smurf out the garbage...."

  • i'd smurf that smurf like there was no smurfin tomorrow

  • How much of a jerkoff is he that her desire to see him as a responsible man manifests itself as a sexual fetish?

  • all your smuf are belong to smuf

  • lol smurfet hahaha

  • i love how excited she is when she says 'costumes'

  • What a bitch.

  • He seems like such a nice guy. What a bitch. LoL

    I'd smurf into her smurf though.

  • I'll be papa smurf too xDDDDDD :D

  • smurf off into a sock

  • He shoul'vd said,"I was hoping you'd let me Smurf you in your Smurfhole?"

  • 'Ill be papa smurf'.. lol

  • At :47...I SENSE A TRAP!!! *smirk*

  • smurfette LOL

  • lol, DAMN... she hit him low with that comment she made about wanting someone responsible and all that, I was like DAAAAAAAMN.... lol

  • She wants to screw her daddy.

  • And tonight, I will have her.

  • smurfin smurf

  • wait....so he just has a papa smurf costume under his bed? i mean i do too, but i thought that was just me...

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  • That is a big reason why guys marry.

    So we can do all that smutty, kinky stuff without any guff.

    Well good luck to that happening!

  • hmm, hmm, hmmm...the proper smurfology is smurfhole. thank u

  • then how do you say asshole in smurf?

  • asshole is "smurfhole" in smurf.

  • then how do I say vaginahole in smurf?

    I don't want to get brown smurf of my big long smurf

  • wtf thats my name you PERV@!!!!

  • SMURF!

  • Well that was random.

  • Um... so did she paint her 'smurf' blue as well?

  • smurf ya mother smurfer! lol

  • If she did, he'd have a good idea of what Captain Planet's cock looks like.

  • Is this Smurfette HOT or is this weed really good...

  • i was just wondering the same thing

  • Like... furries

  • check out the magic in 1:52 to 1:57 his earphone automatically disappears WTF!

  • I noticed that.

  • @dayknightvampire

    hahaha, i just watched that and payed attetion to his ear and actually lol-ed xD

  • @cutiechick123100 agreed lol

  • Could i smurf you.

    Ok thats it you pervert im breaking off with you!!

  • rofl, man this is funny "honey, im gona fill your fantasy tonight so... im papa smurf"

  • I hate Smurfing out the garbage too.

  • lol if it was me i would pick ummm yuna from ffx yeeaahhh yuna.

  • LMAO

  • what does he say at the end? "Smurf off into a sock"???

  • Yeah

  • Yes.

  • mhm,

    he means "jack off in a sock"

    haha :P

  • That sock would be worth about $25,000 by now if he had gone to a sperm bank every time he smurfed into the sock.

  • err, my English is not perfect, so I just had to check a dictionary for 'jack off'...... OK, that makes sense, and it also makes Fred disgusting indeed XD XD XD (I've learned a new phrasal verb XD ).

    and what do you think about "smurf you in your smurf"?? "cum in your mouth" or "fuck you in your ass"?

  • sex with fantasy ok but not this at lest like dragon fantasy

    cool video

  • OMFG! hahaha Smurfing awesome!

  • haha

    Responsible adult with a plan for the future

  • smurf xD

  • what lawl.. xD

  • smurf to a sock,hahaha

  • crazy

  • loool

  • lol

  • "and tonight........i will have her"

    excellent

  • smurftastic!

  • smurfarific!

  • i thought it WAS very nice :)

  • really fun lol

  • what does smurf u in your smurf mean?

  • Penis in the anus.

  • Really? I thought it was something like 'cum in your mouth'

  • well if it was (cum in your mouth)...it would of been moe like *smurf in your smurf*but wen its smurf *you*in your smurf,more likely to be fuck you in the ass.

  • hmm, interesting, I hadn't seen that detailSo I guess you're right. Thanks for answering

  • Just take the "Smurf" word as a censor beep.

  • danielle sounds like leela from futurama lol

  • i like the porn episode

  • ha i bet you do

  • good idea gone bad

  • hmmm...not veeeerrrryyy funny, but....ok...=|

  • LOL smurf?!

  • o man are the smurf continuing on air

  • I think its very good and funny

  • eltaljose943 cool i'm going to die in 2 days xD its just like the ring... but they don't call u XD

    btw... great video xD womens are soooooo strange xD

  • This Kandia Funny

  • that's good, just a little bit lol

  • lol

  • Hahaha!

  • LOL LOL LOL smurfette ahahahahaha genius, no doubt idea taken from donnie darko

  • dress up like bears LOL!

  • 4 days lmfao

  • simply excellent!

  • that guy is smurft up

  • Also noticed that you spelled "you're" wrong, as in, you're an obnoxious piece of shit for posting this.

  • the last joke was unoriginal, ruined it really... cheap joke

  • "ill be Papa Smurf" LMAO!

  • "Looks like im gunna have to smurph off into a sock again"

    Rofl.

  • that sucks, my nickname was always smurfette :D

  • LOOOL the script is so funy

  • LMAO A SMURF

  • wait, where'd his bluetooth go?

  • LMAO 1:56 his bluetooth does disappear i didn't notice that

  • lol that was weird

  • Excuse me, I appear to have have smurfed ALL over your face.