Notebook: Health Care Rhyme

[asleeperj]

Have you heard about the new value menu at McDonald's. It's based on the health care bill. Order what ever you want, and the guy behind you pays for it. I think that's a great idea...

[StoryGirlDrama]

WTF is this?? So Christmas is referred to as the Holidays, and any one who says any different isn's being "Politically Correct" and Heaven forbid we might... OFFEND somebody, Ohh the horrors. But SHE's allowed to turn a Christmas poem into some socialist Bull??? WTF is this country going through???

[admirallooney]

Look at all the Fox and Friends trolling this! Quite hilarious. Show of hands, who thinks dinosaurs coexisted with man 6000 years ago? Who thinks research on fruit flies is worthless? Who thinks Katie Couric cheaply ambushed Sarah Palin with the question "What newspapers and magazines did you regularly read?" Aha... if you answered yes to all 3, get educated or get neutered.

[stvrules]

What an absolute hag. How could anyone trust a word outta her commy mouth! Fire that obama mouth piece

[dick062008]

Is it possible that God made her lips backward .... perhaps her mouth lips are between her legs ........ and perhaps her private part lips are on her face ..... perhaps she is talking with her private parts ....... she is a dumb c... LOL

[dedebiren]

UGH!!!!!

[XtremeRealityCheck]

She's a clown... a socialist puppet. Too funny that the white house says that Fox isn't even a news station, yet the ANCHORS on the liberal news sations can say shit like this. And Obama invites Couric to the White House like some diplomat to meet the prime minister of India. Textbook Socialist machine.

[cmovbe]

Twere a week before Hajj and just what does ya no

bama sent out his homeys ta cop him some blow.

They scored 60 kilos, 20 hoes and Bill Gates

And theyre back in times square with some 15's as bait.

Bait for Pink Dogs like Frank an da Bloggo an Reid

Who say public opinion ain't quite wut dey needs

Bait for Joe Lieberman when he ain't pissin glass

Hopin' Heir Pelosi don't start whoopin his ass.

The Republicans back in da times of Nero

knew that snowflakes like him had hot places ta go

[VenusBlue4u]

She is the one bitching about media influence-what the hell does she call this? Katie Couric is Nancy Pelosi's bitch.

[keltrigger]

Katie sinks to a new low. Is she getting some moola from the White House?

[Srekwah]

This woman has had so many facelifts she has to speak out the side of her mouth. She still sounds like a 15 year old though.

[professorroyhinkley]

Some more unbiased "reporting" from CBS "news"!

[carljungtoo2]

Thank you Katie for showing us that you can SUCK enough. You are a joke.

[randy25rhoads]

Katie Coo's acting a damn fool again.

[LiberalHuntingSeason]

Mmmm, Katie Couric, I saw those pics of you dancing. Dirty little freak.

[joej12a]

Cougar on the prowl. X(

[ModernTemplar]

One Republican vote doesn't make a bill bipartisan. Liberals need to stop implying it does.

[monez14]

What a marx.ist cunt Couric is. Go back to your loser Today Show with the fudge packer Matt Lauer, douchey bitch

[pm2424]

Witty but wasted.

[trekkerperson]

Government created distortions, manipulations, and inflations of healthcare. Just add more poison......No thanks! She is just a talking head for government.

[patriot437]

Our government is going to destroy our health care system and push our economy off the cliff its been hanging on and she makes a stupid Ryhme? That is journalism?? The networks (and newspapers) have to cater to whatever the Dem's are doing since they are all most likely going to need a bailout too. Journalism is dead. At least with the mainstream media and the laughable CNN, MSNBC. Their ratings are tanking. All you get from them are lies, empty reporting....and the occasional rhyme?

[Bolgernow]

Please prove or explain how offering a "public option" to compete with over priced insurance would "push our economy off the cliff"?

All you have done is make baseless claims without any specific economic reasons to support them...

[thevirtueallliberal]

To hell with "moderates" like Snow and Lincoln . Progressives should use reconciliation to pass health care reform . That's what the Bush administration did with the tax cuts for the 1 and 10 of the richest people in this country .

[DinosaurJesus]

Yeah, pass a bill through reconciliation that is going to do irreparable damage to the health care system and the nation's finances. If Reid does that, it will be at his own peril - things aren't looking good for him in next year's Senate election, and he can kiss his chances of getting re-elected goodbye if he stoops to underhanded tactics to shove this bill down our throats.

[thevirtueallliberal]

The only thing that's going to do irreparable damage is the status quo of the current private "wealth care" sector . Or if this bill is weakened further by payed of senators .Reid could have a tough fight, only if he doesn't listen to progressives . I don't see a picnic for Republicans either in 2010 and definitely not 2012 .

[millersxtremedepot]

closecombattraining(dot)com

[johnhall77]

My father always called CBS the Communist Broadcasting System

[TheHauptsturmfuhrer]

Let's put Katie in the ring with Sarah Palin

One punch from Sarah, & Katie goes sailing.

Hike up your skirts girls,this one's for the title

This won't be another interview; or a dance recital

Kicking,scratching,biting and plenty more,

two desperate women, fighting on the floor

Pay per view,pass the pop corn,I'm betting on Sarah

and when she done with old Katie,TV will have a brand new era

[Bolgernow]

Sarah already was in that big ring with Katie

Palin choked it, proving she's not a smart lady

Katie asked her basic ?'s anyone should know

But only got "winks", "you betcha", & "I'll go"

Cats fight are weak sauce that you're hoping for

In getting a boner watching them roll on the floor

This country has moved on from your silly small views

The saddest seems you're the last to get this news...

[cottonceena]

@Haupts...rer Nah, Breed her off with Obuma. She can pop out a bunch of welfare pups that can live off the Obuma's socialist system. Oh, BTW, tax the bitch and the monkey ass @ 90% to pay for the bumlettes.

[7jerryv7]

How will you make the tough topic more clear? This rhyme had no substance. A person could watch TV news and being as ignorant as sin.

[Moffatwv]

Mmm mmm mmm

[KneeDeepintheHooah]

There is nothing more refreshing than the unbiased opinion of the media. If only we could find one in this Country.

[quizerry]

I have never understood how she has come this far. She is in my opinion the worst interviewer. I have seen her interview Authors and ask question about their book when it is perfectly clear she never read it.

[antilibercrat]

Twas the night before Christmas and someone is sick

A call to the government gives me a number to pick

Ahead of me are 5000 illegal aliens who have needs too

My temp is 105 and still climbing, I must have the flu

Twas the night after Christmas still no doctor, all alone

Doesn't matter anymore, just put something nice on my head stone

This was Pelosi's Christmas gift, don't forget to mention her

As my body assumes room tempeature

[antilibercrat]

Katie Couric you're a joke

Not unlike your predecessor Blather the bloke

Couric gleefully supports the bama care

She is rich enough to buy doctors so what does she care

Did Couric read the 2000 page House bill

Sure, at the supper table while having her meal.

No, Couric is just a mere teleprompter reader

Which tells her that obama is her faultless leader

[Hudd1950]

The misery this administration will never touch Katie--only the rest of us who are in her view, her lessors. Never bothe with CBS--no reason to tune in since what she reports and how she reports is predictable.

[antilibercrat]

CBS news failed because of radical liberal Dan Blather. So what do the wonder boys at CBS do, they replace him with radical liberal Katie Couric. Katie Couric is nothing but Dan Blather in drag. What the hell does Couric care if her hero Bama turns the country socialist, she is paid 25 million a year for being a failure at CBS, she is set for life, she won't have to get the socialist healh care, she is rich enough to BUY doctors and hospitals.

[AMonty805]

Dumb bitch.

[bigdogsdontbark]

but noone watches when she does the news cause in 2012 Obama will lose. Katie will cry and say "oh why????" "what has happened to my socialist guy?" The patriots will cheer and have no fear cause Palin will be the President here.

[bigdogsdontbark]

Couric is a loser a pile of shit the news to some but really a ditz. she is a leftist but more than that a low down dirty liberal rat she loves obama even though he's failed when he was elected her ship had sailed.

[TheLogicalPositivist]

Has Katie ever considered switching careers and becoming a journalist?

[bigdogsdontbark]

I like that. very good

[alteredbeat]

as if we needed more evidence that mainstream news is a complete joke

[polishsupreme]

Nobody watches her....

[JasonW560]

Somebody needs to take the notebook out of her hands, rip it up into little shreds then burn it. After that, tear it up some more, then burn what's left, then bury it where no one can find it.

[kittydewfish]

I doubt she writes her own teleprompter. but the writer rhymes like they were recipient of a full frontal lobotomy.

[Fergus1922]

I couldn't watch more than about 15 seconds of this. Felt like I was going to puke. Do people really watch this crap every night on TV?

[NordenzurZukunft]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[mrjeronimo]

Is it any wonder that nobody watches her newscast..

Major FAIL!!!!

[LB45SS]

Couric is a liberal......powerful, intelligent and a woman, not so much.

[hog1775]

Fuck Obama, Fuck socialism, fuck cap and trade and the completely full of shit tree hugging, dirt worshiping, great-full unwashed hippie global warming bullshit.

Happy Holidays and fuck you

[AboveAllNations]

The health care rhyme was actually pretty good.  If this video didn't have a 30 second ad at the beginning, it would have a much higher rating.

[AAACORNorg]

Wouldn't a powerful liberal woman have to have people watch her in order to be powerful?

[TheBernice]

Hey Katie, fuck you.

[DigitalAquarius]

Republicans hate Couric because they are afraid of powerful, intelligent, liberal women.

All they have is Sarah FAILIN.

[parquar]

Hahahaha that is so funny because you rhymed Palin with Failin' just like Couric rhymed in the video! Yeah this woman is exactly what they fear because she is so unique and original going against the grain of the normal conservative media. If Obama didn't have such a definitive messenger of truth, people just wouldn't have any direction...

[jchittwood]

Couric has no power (she works for CBS which is in the toilet), she is not intelligent (this stupid rant says enough) and she is not liberal (she is a socialist communist pig with lipstick).

Sarah Palin is "FAILIN" at what, not being a step in line comarade idiot kool-aid drinker like you?

[scrappmutt2]

laaaaaame

[sybilll]

Katie, I can't wait for your hard-hitting expose on ClimateGate. Oh wait, that would require actual journalism, which you helped kill in 2008.

[QuasiEvilScott]

I rather enjoyed this - I enjoyed her enjoyment of doing it.

Anything to break up the monotony.

-Qes

[2cpus4me]

Oh, what a tasty snark! Kitty, did you right that prose urself? Wow, ur like smarter than Sarah Palin fer sure.

[ironclad452]

Obama's teleprompter operating at the CBS news room again.

[Tobias2012]

WTH! The Porky One still thinks that she is a tween or something. The Lame Stream Media is an effing joke.

[tanvec]

I didn't know anybody watched her anymore. What a complete joke the media has become

[NoCensorshipYT]

@tanvec

So true.

Is Katie REALLY gonna have to have OBAMACARE?

Of course NOT!

The RICH like HER will alway's have access to HIGH quality healthcare!!!

She is a TYPICAL liberal HYPOCRITE.

F-U Katie!

[priapistt]

Sheesh, that made me pinch out a 3 couric load (see EFS&M)

[Stormin1775]

Charlie Uniform November Tango

[corncat]

Wow... remember when CBS had a news organization?

[ohplezz]

This dumbo is a sad joke. It is painful to watch her. CBS sucks.

[onvogmasaj]

a page form her JOKEBOOK is more likey.

[Area51Spy]

Objective, non partisan journalism at it's best LOL! CBS exec's wonder why they are dead last in ratings?? Edward Murrow must be rolling over in his grave!

[jchittwood]

Fortunately the public exercises their "public option" not to watch/listen to this lead clown entertainer for the communist broadcast system.

[cornbutter100]

No wonder CBS ranks last in the evening news ratings.

[flyboy7588]

How the hell did this dolt land a job, let alone one that pays her $16M a year!!!!!

[moski3]

I thought this was going to end with her silly dance. The stills make her look like Elaines dance on Seinfeld.

[dmmadde]

Katie is a huge lightweight...

[montywade]

A 30 second commercial? Shit man. I don't have all day.

[chrisdojo1]

is all her head bobbing supposed to make her sick poem more interesting?

[Falandarin]

Truly pathetic and very sad. I'll bet she sings the Obama Kid indoctrination songs as well. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

[yipeelolo]

Seriously? Seriously - is this what passes as impartial in todays media? Main stream media has died - and what has been left in its wake can NOT be trusted to be unbiased in its presentation... It is the MEDIA's fault - and all these supposed news anchors and reporters - that this once great country is in its current position its in right now. Where are the true journalists and reporters - I hope they come out soon to save us all ---- that's the hope and change I wish for...

[raf81390]

yechh

[christogarcia]

WTF?

[xplics]

WOW! She is like a Hitler supporter back in the late 30's. NO BRAI!

[davethe10r]

No bias here, folks ... move along.

[linnilu]

Barf

[ksurick]

What a disgrace to the news!

[ItsFrankieBoy]

Oh please. A monkey can do your job Katie. How about YOU pay for my healthcare you overpaid knucklehead.

[cyryc]

So ObamaCare should pass.. to save Harry Reid's Christmas? Say wha?

[jeffmagic32]

wow. Get back to the morning show.

[pscarver]

It's truly amazing that they even try to claim that they are impartial.

[RogerOnTheRight]

She might better have simply read "Charge of the Light Brigade"

[RadioFreeCanada1]

Katie why not first learn how to dance, before you try your hand at Obamacare propaganda poetry?

The only saving thing saving you from being a total joke is that no one watches CBS News.

[GunRights4US]

Pure propaganda! Stalin & Mao would be soooooo proud!

[Hoosierhorsesense]

38% of americans, otherwise known as the brainwashed useful idiots, support the socialist health care dependency program, and they think Commie Katie is clever, witty, and oh-so-cute.

54% of americans, the ones who can think for themselves and question the media and what their leftist teachers drilled into them, see this travesty for what it is. It won't "reform" health care, it will bureaucratize it, complicate it, and drive up the costs. Let's try simple insurance & tort reform FIRST..

[CHANGEtheIdiot]

God knows this stupid bitch has to get herself off somehow... who would want to fuck her!

She's probably soaking wet after her showing just thinking about liberals and how far up her ass they are!

[ctusa777]

What is CBS and who is Katie Couric?

[sca719]

what a fucking communist. fuck CBS.

[AStarSpangledGirl]

You gotta be FREAKING kidding me???

Can the MEDIA WHORES get real for a second????

Disgusting, stupid bitch

[raidky1]

Sorry Katie, you and Obama WILL not be Fundamentally Transforming my America!

No matter what kind of stupid poem you make up!

[MidNightRider2001]

Pure garbage. 0/5

[wilco618]

It's really no wonder why CBS Evening News has shitty ratings.

[ihityourcar]

dumb bitch

[backrubs62]

what a stupid commentary. the poem SUCKED.

you really are stupid Katie

[bisek]

Fuck this noise.  Where's the substance?

[djk84]

Gotta love those YT ratings CBS. LOL

[NCMan28025]

Creepy Katie Couric, liberal poet and idiot. She should have been fired a long time ago. She is a proud product of affirmitive action gone wrong in the alphabet-media

[ChesterMolested]

I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.

[cottonceena]

Couric, you are an embarrassment to women everywhere. You have a high position, and had an opportunity to make us all proud, but you fail worse and worse with each passing day... everytime you open your mouth!

U R nothing but a air-head socialist puppet, a waist of journalistic opportunity, a welfare state slut. Why do you not date Nancy Pellosi, you would be quite the item. Or is that already on your cheeze-assed adgenda?

[Mechan8]

Get a real job MsPerky....how sick is this!

[LowBudgetStudios]

Grandma got run over by Obama Walking to the doctors without leave You can say theres no such thing as rationing But as for me and Grandpa we believe Shed been seeing Doc quite often For her heart and lumbago But one day she got a letter Saying sacrifice yourself; its time to go They found her DOA that mornin At the scene of the attack Rejected stamped upon her forehead And an incriminatin O upon her back

[LowBudgetStudios]

Now were all so proud of Grandpa They dont have him on the run See him in there watchin NASCAR And clinging bitterly to God and guns Its just not the same without Grandma She was too young to be whacked Only 70 on her next birthday But too old according to The Ones contract Now the funeral is over And the familys steeped in gloom And now ACORNs at the front door Taking stock of Grandpas empty extra room

[LowBudgetStudios]

Ive warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for your health

We should never have elected

A man whose main concern is spreading wealth

[NCMan28025]

LOL...copyright that jingle!

[Slyrr7]

Twas the month before xmas, & all through the land,

the people were shouting to stop the govt's plan

The media laid out deception with care,

in hope that full socialism soon would be theirs.

With Couric's lame poems & other claptrap

& with Chris Matthews bragging 'bout thrills in his pants

They bribed & they blackmailed to buy corrupt votes,

by the lead of Obama, and his lies about 'hope'.

They shut out debate, said 'shut up and go 'way,

'this ain't American no more', we heard their thugs say

[NCMan28025]

Mind if I put your poem on my blog? LOL. its gold, gold I tell ya!

[Shakeythemoil]

I just threw up a little :(

[WildmanBS]

Yeah...no bias in the media at all! Purely laughable! No more like SICKENING! Let's see 38% of the country agrees with Katie that Govt. should takeover healthcare...pretty low margin if you ask me...alot like CBS ratings..pretty low! Hope & Change baby! Hope & Change! What a JOKE! Come on 2010 and 2012!

[well99]

Wow all Bull and plenty of Bias.Wonder why CBS is on the bottom of the ratings?

[cottonceena]

Kiss Sarah Palin's sweet ass, you broken-down whore dog!!!!!!!!!!

[pote34]

here's a page from my notebook. Go fuck your self katie

[echosyst]

Wow, how embarrassing for her. What a douche bag.

[sybilll]

You've GOT to be kidding me.

[popcornfreak828]

Well, thank goodness no one really watches the twit. She should've stayed on the morning show

[samkurz]

This is not a joke. It is serious. How many people

are going to die before we do something. I find our

goverment exceptually the republians a sad issure and

they should be in jail for murdering for their ignoring this

issue for years. Shame on them!!!!!!

[pieceomeat]

I think you should be in jail for totally being a twit who not only bought in to the lefty partisan line (Not the higher class arguments either...the ones they spread in the homes of mentally disturbed/retarded) and you should be jailed for butchering the english language...."exceptually"???Wh­at the fuck is that? It's not even a word idiot. Since you are an idiot...how many people do you think you swayed with your uneducated pissy fit...my guess.....0! Now go get sick.

[samkurz]

I only went to the 6th guarde. Buit, i know how

to spell asshole.

[pieceomeat]

lol...yep...you can spell "asshole" but it appears you cannot spell "grade" or "but". Look clearly you are an idiot. That's ok...noone could MAKE you go to school. But just because your decided to be an idiot and not go to school, doesn't make it my responsibilty to take care of you by increasing my taxes. That isn't fair. I have not problem with you being a screwup , dumbfuck...but you need to grow up and accept the consequences of your life choices. Now shut up, you don't know anything about

[pieceomeat]

healthcare or taxes.....you have just spent your life depending on the rest of us to go to work, take risks, earn a living, and make our own way. It's bad enough that you leach off of productive society...don't further burden us by forcing us to listen to your drivel about socialized medicine.

[GrievousCommander]

This video cured my constipation.

[frado2jr]

my god im going to kill myself prapaganda up the wazoo

[HowTheWorldWorks]

She's not even an intelligent hack. What a waste of an anchor seat.

[BGDPPL]

would you prefer glen *waahhh the whole worlds falling a part give me my blankie* beck?

[LowBudgetStudios]

Yes, I would rather Glen 'the non journalist who debunks liberal lies from fact' Beck than this bias journalist hack Couric.

Wouldn't you?

[oriana647]

Tax Katie at 90% ..

[Tobias2012]

No wonder no one watches this woman.

[vortic5]

pure time waste ads!

[lupe556]

that was good

[adadie31]

vERY cREATIVE

[adadie31]

vERY cREATIVE

[Jerseysson27]

Not a bad rhyme :D

[earthbounding]

FUCK YOU CHASE SAPHIRE

[hellodolly2683]

fire her

[mike23marab]

Yeah, we knew those people had nothing better to do