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  • Смеялась до слёз)) как хорошо, что ты есть, чтобы веселить нас, Коктопус)))

  • the dance was not videotaped

    sources: I was there and i recently graduated from that school

  • Oh my god, the ending is funny as hell.

  • CHS's policy is "face to face with some space". I know, rediculous. Although, I'm glad they didn't enforce that poilicy for prom. :) Less people would have attened.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ur great.

  • Wait, you seriously think that the only way to dance is to grind??? Pathetic.

  • You're either a guy with a messed-up overly-liberal mentality, or you're a flat out pervert, or you're just ignorant.

    These policies are not "ridiculous". They are necessary.

    I go to HS. I KNOW.

    I was pretty shocked when I went to my first dance last year and all the dancing was was girls rubbing their asses all over guys and the guys GETTING OFF TO THEM on the DANCE FLOOR.

    NO ONE actually "DANCED" No one KNOWS how to dance. The regulations are just trying to stop the dry humping and groping.

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 wow your a fucking prude! grow the fuck up haha.

  • @DAI3792 You don't know what you're talking about.

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 " I was pretty shocked when I went to my first dance last year and all the dancing was was girls rubbing their asses all over guys and the guys GETTING OFF TO THEM on the DANCE FLOOR." That sounds like a sexual prude trying to ruin other peoples fun. If anyone is rubbing their asses against another person and they are enjoying it, why should anyone try and stop them. Just because you think its icky does't mean they should ban other people from doing.

  • @DAI3792 You sound like a perv.......oh yes, it's totally appropriate for HIGH SCHOOL dances!!!

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 haha its fucking high school not kindergarden fucking get over it. Did you know kids in high school actually have sex?!? haha you need a reality check.

  • TY, Noww finally you let it be known what your true opinion is, teenagers having sex is O.K. Yeah, so don't try to pretend that you're mad that it's saying the dancing should only be "standing". That's what made me comment in the first place: "You gotta have your hand 1 foot above the a** crack", "Rename it school STAND AROUND," Um, no, you know that they weren't being extreme and you were just mad because they're not okay with grinding, humping, getting off to other kids on the floor. *EYEROLL*

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 "TY, Noww finally you let it be known what your true opinion is, teenagers having sex is O.K" lmao! Of course teenagers having sex is okay as long as its consensual with the people having sex. Why are you portraying sex as something icky?

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 "you know that they weren't being extreme and you were just mad because they're not okay with grinding, humping, getting off to other kids on the floor." Oh your right the school wasn't extreme at all when they required: dress codes, guest passes, student checking, dancers must be standing up right, no sexual bending, no hands on knees, no straddling of the legs, and both feet must remain at the dance floor at all times. You wouldn't know a good time if it bit you in the ass.

  • @DAI3792 uhhh , no, not at all. apparently the only fun you think you can have at at a DANCE is grinding. that is SAD.

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 "uhhh , no, not at all. apparently the only fun you think you can have at at a DANCE is grinding. that is SAD." When did I say that the only fun you can have is by grinding? You completely missed my point. What I'm trying to say is that if people want to grind they should be able to without being kicked out of the dance floor or suspended for it. If you don't wanna grind don't do it but let people that enjoy it do it.

  • @DAI3792 okay this sums it upp; "sex between teenagers is okay" << we obbbviously have some different moral standards. welll, God bless and have a good summer

  • @THEGLASSOFMILK2 you too

  • My loving part of my middle school dance is its 1. not even at our school 2. there are like 3 parents watching us, and they r in the food room, 3. no parents get mad at any of our dances.

  • look ma, both feet on the floor. So funny lol

  • Seven people ignored this video's message. :D

  • Ok well i completely agree with you, however humping a chair and telling your mother to look is rather um, how can i put that? Disturbing.

  • All the kids on the dance floor should grind, they can't kick em all out

  • People (Teachers & Stuff at School Dances) Need To Understand That Thats Some Of The Only Dancing We Teenagers Do! The Teachers & Administrators & All That Didnt Care If We Were Grinding At Homecoming., & They Had Cameras There And Everytime I Saw One They Would Zoom In On Me Grinding On Half The People There! I Totally Agree With Everything You Just Said

  • Dude, I have to admit you are the funniest fucker I've ever seen on youtube.

  • LOL! Bumpin' uglies! I lol'd so hard.

  • But oral sex isn't sex. Bill Clinton said so. LOL!

  • Ewww at my school they're gunna sit up on stage with the lights ON while we dance so we don't get " out of hand"

  • orgy with a chair... hmm interesting and ironic; great job( on the presentatiln part not the last 15 sec)

  • Could you please tell me your work out plan, I'd like arms like yours.

  • This will just make Highschool kids have parties at home where they drink and do x and other bad drugs, not including marijuana though, since it's not bad : D

  • I just made a similair comment on one of your other videos, but (as long as a child isn't getting exploited by an adult) where did this fucking idea come from that sex is even bad or wrong ?? Fucking christian mother fuckers !!

  • that lucky chair LOL LOL LOL

  • Damn, chair fetish. Never heard of that one before.

  • my C0c,i didnt think you had a thing for chairs!

    XD

  • The last part made me laught so hard :P haha best ever.

  • Yeah. Look mom, both feet on the floor.. Clank clank clank... lmfao

  • At my school the administrators always say "no dirty dancing" but they hardly enforce it, unlike this messed up school.

  • amen

  • ...They should just fuck right there on the dance floor. You know. As a sign of protest.

  • School dance = school stand = school Christian side-hug party.

  • lol at the very end

  • Sooo...No hip hop strip club dancing and no tango? Fuck that shit. I grew up in CT, the most uptight state in the union, and they didn't pull this crap on us.

  • Christian Side Hugs for everyone!!!

  • Sorry dude, but I think you are wrong.

    People can bump and grind all they want at their own parties but at a school sponsored dance such as the Prom or homecoming, there does need to be some limits. People can bump and grind at their own parties and at their own expense.

  • This rule is all over the place. Granted, at my dances, I don't do any of those dances -- My girlfriend and I dance swing, so I really am not in a position to say anything about it.

  • how can you swing dance with both feet on the floor?

  • hhahhahahahahahahha

  • Sorry Coc, but bending over and pretending to fuck on the dance floor is tacky as hell and kids don't need to do that stuff at a school sponsored dance. The school is in the right here. I still shudder when I think of some of the nasty bumping and grinding done by unappealing teens who thought they looked sexy at school dances in my day. The other teens were actually wincing in pain at some of the more bold and clumsy displays. It just looked like a sticky train wreck. *BARF*

  • I see a plot for a new movie ! Footloose pt2 !

  • nutjob christian conservatives trying to stop young adults from doing what they want. unless it's against the law they need to fuck off! great video coctopus! hope you get a new computer soon! your videos make my day sometimes :)

  • We're teenagers, we're horny and we will go at it when no one's looking. When those cameras turn off they're will be a full blown orgy on the dance floor, no joke.

    It's dancing, moving bodies! How can that not be sexual? Hell I get more aroused by looks then moves.

    We had an issue like this a year ago and my school took the same stance, instigating rules, codes and regulations en masse. And guess what? NO ONE came to the dances anymore.

    Dancing is a human mating ritual, you can't fight nature.

  • LOL clearly you didn't understand the sarcasm, if a guy took off his shirt in 3rd period he'd be suspended as soon as he put it back on.

    My club handles the dances. Money, administration, music and sometimes we're even chaperones if they're aren't many teachers, and the dances are tame considering. But there were restrictions and attendance to dances dropped.

    I don't know what school dances were like for you but I'm pretty sure they're not that different then the ones we have now.

  • Very sorry. I did not read any sarcasm into that at all. It is hard to tell through text when a person is being sarcastic and when they want to be taken at face value. ( Even saying face value seems funny as we can't see each other's faces at all.)

    I grew up in the days of Dirty Dancing and Lambada. School dances had awful music, cheap decorations, big hair, tacky dresses and too often people dry humping on the dance floor. Nothing says sweet 16 quite like the sound of sequins grinding. 0_0

  • your tax dollars don't run school dances. bake sales ans shit make the money to hire a DJ (if they even hire one), and the decorations aren't done by pros, but rather by volunteer students.

    if you tell a kid he has to keep both feet on the dance floor or he gets suspended, what the fuck kind of "fun" is that? doesn't it defeat the purpose? its not like they're encouraging sex in the bathroom, but rather discouraging students touching each other...which is a kind of control freak behavior.

  • We never had a bake sale to pay for a dance. The feet on the floor thing may come from some idiot breaking his nose doing a handstand. (Ive seen it.) Everybody is paranoid of being sued. Sorry, but pantomiming sex from behind in the school auditorium is lame and disgusting. It should not be condoned by the school. You can bet the school janitor cleans up after and the building is paid for our taxes. If they want to hump like drunk monkeys, they can do it at home or they can rent a room.

  • The no touching etc. is weird and over the top. That's true. But no school dance is meant to be as fun as getting a lap dance or getting rowdy in private. That's why the lap dance costs. Some teachers are probably paying off student loans shaken it for tips right now. Id had a teacher who paid his as a pool shark, so why not? You know a teacher in my area got fired over a porno she stared in years before she taught? So unfair.

  • i hope your mom doesn't watch these videos... lol

  • TYT

  • The world is FUCKED UP! People are afraid of sexuality, fucking afraid. And lol at the end

  • ROFL, wasn't expecting that...

  • How are you supposed to dance with both feet on the floor all the time?

  • ask an emo

  • @cmxcmx

    fuck that, how are you supposed to walk?

  • People need to get over their stupid fucking self-hatred for being human. SEXUALITY IS NATURAL!

  • The Stork would disagree, good sir.

  • more reasons i love canada

    i can dance with my girl whatever way i want

  • Look mom!  Both feet on the floor hahahaha

  • Epic chair humping!!

  • Haha nice ending xD

  • That vid deserves 5/5 just on the chair hump part alone. "Look Ma! Both feet on the floor!"

    LOL

  • dude, i can top that.

    i went to a co-ed boarding school from ages 14-19 that had no physical contact whatsoever....no hugs, not handshakes. nothing.

  • lulz.... sexual repression fail.

  • that's fucking insane...

  • FUUUCK THIS COUNTRY

  • Here is the thing. If you make it to where the kids dont even want to go to the dance because there are so many dumb rules. They will have their own party where they might not even have any supervision.

  • look mom both feet on the flore LOL

  • Fuck that shit. I'd stay home and get high. Dance. Blah.

  • @TheOtherSide100

    We never went to the lame school dances anyway. There was always a good keg party instead, usually we provided the keg.

  • I'm hosting a dance at a near by venue and inviting all the kids. I'm hoping to pull a 17yearold. Got to luv adults pushing kids away from safety with over baring supervision.

  • Lol, I'm loving all these "Footloose" references.

    Seeing as there's going to be a remake of "Footloose," I can TOTALLY see this incident making it into a movie.

  • Nice wood-on-wood action at the end there :P

  • lolled at the end xD

  • Haha! :)

  • 5 stars from Wisconsin

  • You know the kids who try to get kicked out on purpose will be school heroes anyways.

  • I am the only one who, upon hearing the term "sexual bending", pictured more of a "Boy George" kinna thing...?

  • @BionicDance no you're not the only one. Am I the only one who finds it ironic that people so offended by sexuality would come up with a term like "sexual bending"? Next thing you know they're going to rename hand holding, a "rusty trombone".

  • And doing the Lambada is now known as the "Dirty Sanchez". :D

  • I also envisioned the boys wearing guyliner and women in flannel shirts.

    We actually have a town (Westwood) where dancing is illegal!!!

  • Heh. I d'know...maybe it's cuz I was in high school and college during the 90s (plus, I now live in Seattle), but I remember when flannel was just what people wore... :D

  • Yep I was definitely part of the flannel crowd as well. All the unpopular iconoclasts were doing it. And yet more irony that we all end up here...

  • ***** for bumping uglies with the chair. hawt.

  • Know what? Those rules are right.

  • That is some funny shit. You do have a point though. You can still have sex with both feet on the floor lol. The stupidity of people. It never ceases to amaze me.

  • "One warning results in a teacher cutting off a wristband."

    Teachers on the prowl, with scissors in hand. Yikes, even.

  • 5 stars for "both feet on the floor."

  • roftl "Look Mom"

  • pound that chair boy,,,

  • "Remember to save room for the holy ghost!"

    Lol

    Good stuff!

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that last scene

    look mom .................

  • If Yahweh/Jesus/Holy Ghost didn't want humans to start fucking until they were in their 20's and married then the three of them should not have created puberty to occur at 11-13 years of age. Just another one of their mistakes, I guess, like mosquitos.

  • And why do they fuck much younger in the bible while we're at it?

    This is a ridiculous story.

  • Wasn't Mary suppose to be 14 when she got knocked up by a ghost?

  • I think it was somewhere around that age, I heard 12, 13, 14 but always around that.

  • Yes, she was around that age when she got knocked up by a 13.7 billion year old ghost.

  • banning a thing never works because then more people want to know about it or do it. they banned alcohol consumption for a time. did it stop people from using alcohol? drugs are illegal does it stop people from doing drugs? banning this type of dancing will just want to make them do it more just because it is "banned".

    information is the way to go not banning things. banning is just another form of censorship...

  • It's "Footloose" all over again!!! Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him ;(

  • Is this the town from Footloose or something?

  • this story reminds me of the mormon dancing unofficial standards. when it comes to two people dancing a slow dance you must be able to fit a bible or a book of Mormon in-between the couple. fucking hilarious on reflection.

  • TYT fan?

  • maybe they should teach a bit more sexual responsibility rather than just banning shit? That's the problem with this world... too many people think that banning or censoring something will just make it go away.

  • land of the free

  • old men watching kids dance on video.... and a little dirty dancing is wrong!

  • They just gave all the kids at the dance so many ideas they probably didn't even think of before.

  • LOL! that was some crazy shit.

  • i went to school in wisconsin. they were so retarded.

  • Thanks for the laugh man

  • I love you. XD

    I seriously tee-hee'd at this.

  • Your opening bit always fools me, I think I'm listening to Tool for a split-second, then the rest of the song dashes my hopes away.

  • It's not about waht you all want, it's about the kids freedom. shut up with your naysaying!

  • I am a little torn between two points:

    1) Do hsigh school kids neeed to bump and grind at school dances?

    2) Are we still living in the freaking 50s or something?

    Sure, being out of high school for over 20 years, and childless, is a definite sign that I have almost no clue on youth culture, but it seem a little to polarized here.

  • Now, I graduate in '07, and yeah, the couples would grind and there would be kids making grind trains and go "choo-choo." But IMO, it's harmless and it burns off sexual energies you have when you are at that....age, without actually having sex.

    Though I can't speak for my whole school, of course.

  • Damn I am getting old. :D

  • i see your point but i do also see theirs, besides... who wants to see minors grinding away doing dances that mimic sex? i surely dont.. it is just disturbing. we have all seen hip hop vids with chicks doing the same dances and we all know what message those dances are meant to put across, it is a bit silly to ignore the facts that those kind of dances are to give guys a hard on, saying oh it is just dancing is a little childish.

  • @spacecoke- kid, no one is making you watch kids grind. You want to force people to stop doing something because you don't like it? Fucking childish. Go Christian-Side-Hug yourself.

  • i am in my 30's and i am an athiest, i just stated my opinion and you come back with insults and call me childish??? also i did NOT say it should be banned... i said i think it is disturbing... if you get pleasure from watching minors grind then go right ahead. just do not expect me to like it too... man you are so fucking ignorant, re read my comment you fuckwit.

  • @spacecoke lol, what kid, you want special treatment cuz ur an atheist? I think not. I clump all you stupid mother fuckers together in a sack and beat you senseless, regardless of what fairy tale you do or don't believe.

  • again... did i ask for special treatment? no i did not... why do you answer questions that have not been asked? i CORRECTED you on YOUR mistake and you are such a little man that you try and redeem yourself with more insults, also you still called me a kid AGAIN! LMFAO! you are just arguing now for arguments sake... you are pathetic xD

  • i ask you again Sav3TheWorld

    what has religeon got to do with this subject?

    what made you think i was christian?

    Do you think everytone who disagrees with you must be christian?

    oh and one more

    do yourself a favour and stop tryin to guess my thaughts,my age and what i believe.. you fail at it.

    maybe you should take up religeon since guessing is your thing.

  • @spacecoke

    I think the reason that religion came into play is because of the very anti-sex position of institutions like the catholic church.

    They are the ones that love to be anti-sex. See: Christian side hug, teaching abstinence only, spreading disinformation about condoms etc.

  • i do not think it should be banned.. i think minors need to be educated on the type of message they are putting across because it is a kind of seduction not just a dance. it seems you also need to be educated on that too. i see coks point on the silly rules list they have come up with... that is just retarded as it prevents dances that are NOT meant for seduction too.

  • wow... sounds like a dance party between the male and female penitentiaries xD

  • Dance Gestapo.

    "Vee af vays of making you not fuck"

  • school stand lol.

  • School Stand? LOL!

    Look Mom, both feet on the floor! LMFAO!

  • fucking retarded... sounds like soviet union O_O

  • This whole conserative fucktard bullshit thing is getting way out of fucking hand. I see that the Truthfulfailer has made an appearance. Love how you just gave it to that chair C0c!

  • Gimme that Christian Side-Dance, that Christian Side-Dance, that Christian Side-Dance.

    lol, this shit is getting pretty nutty, man. it all started with the censors, letting a group of stuck up prudes decide what was ok to say and do on tv, and now it's just snowballing. Either everything's ok, or none of it is, because this shit is starting to get out of hand.

    On Dirty Jobs, on Discovery, the word 'TEAT' was bleeped, on a show about sheep. TEAT! They were showing them on camera for fucks sake!

  • Yeah WTF is up with that shit! If Mike Roe can't say TEAT then we are all fucked by these assholes with no lube!!

  • 'school stand around' lol

  • TruthfulChristian what the fuck are you doing here? You really are heading towards becoming the new VFX arnt you? Retard.

  • Yes he is!!

  • how about they do the "side-dance"?

    Oh those rules are ok, but the dictionary gets banned?

  • I agree completely, way too many people act like little kids when it comes to the topic of sex.

    I guess these teachers wouldn't have liked the dancing at every dance at my old High School.

  • What a load of fucking shit. Even though I don't dance, (I headbang and mosh) this has got to be some fucked up shit. I would love to see these kids just all break the rules at once. And people wonder why kids are sooooooo disrespectful towards adults.

  • @TruthfulChristian Fuck your concerns. Btw, I'm 19 years old and I don't fucking dance. You can't make someone not have sexual thoughts. Its a natural thing that occurs in puberty. Do you think yoy can prevent puberty?

  • jesus. you're an idiot.

  • The only person acting inmature here is you!!

  • I think you've completely missed the point here. I agree with your first statement, there is a definite lack of respect but the reasons for this are too many to name here.

    In regards to dancing, the contemporary forms of dancing (not tribal or religious dancing) are ALL about sexual energy and intentions. Ballroom, tango, rumba, lap - all these dances are sexual in meaning and history. It is just another form of non-verbal communication.

  • Wait... people in high school have sexual thoughts?!? No fucking way!

  • How many hoops to the animals jump through? Don't forget the FIRE too!

  • Sexual Bending,

    Isn't that a song by Marvin gaye?

  • ending was epic!

  • That sexual bending fad is getting way out of hand.

  • if i was a student there i'd try to organise a mass ejection - where everyone simultaneously gets kicked out for booty grinding offenses.

    so, what's the worry here by these organisers? that teenages may become sexually aroused? perish the thought!

    the means to prevent teenage arousal is obvious - have all the middle aged chaperones stand around in the nude.

    job done.

  • so everyone gets in a big circle and does some sexual bending simultaneously - even the ugly kids as it would freak out the teachers and if they don't chuck them all out - then the rule is lost as it should be.

    US culture is especially when it comes to sex so regulating - it is the puritan heritage of the US.

  • Lmfao

  • lol

    That is almost endearingly 50s...

  • Way to spoil your children's party! No teen is going to enjoy a dance knowing, that he/she is being videotaped and monitored by a fucking school-dance-gestapo...

    (germanaccent)

    "Don't tatch ze batt, zatz nott allowed! We gatt to panish you for zat nao!"

    (/germanaccent)

    This sounds pretty fucking totalitarian to me. Reminds me of the novel "1984"...

  • Goddamn man, you deal with aberrant behavior in the best way possible. Keep up the good work. Peace and sin dios.

  • Way to fuck the hell out of that chair.

    I sincerely hope the students at that school take a stand and just skip the dance. Who the fuck wants to go to a fucking totalitarian cluster fuck like that anyway?

  • @dannypantsgm

    Better yet they SHOULD go to the dance. Then stand in front of the cameras, flipping them off, ALL NIGHT LONG.

    While they are at it, make a human shield AROUND the chaperones. Holding one another around the shoulders with one arm, and FLIPPING THEM OFF with the other.

    As long as the dance is going to be a conservafuck, make it YOUR FUCK! ;)

  • When I was in high school they pulled something similar to this a bunch of kids just pooled their cash together and rented a place to have an alt prom. It was a ton more fun.

  • I wonder if they are going to have rulers as well to make sure that the kids in attendance are dancing a foot apart. If they are going to be filming this dance, are they going to have the lights on as well? I think it would be kind of hard to tell who is doing what if the majority of the lights are off at the venue and there are only light effects by where the dj is.

    This whole idea is just retarded.

  • I think you outta make a vid out of this. btw, if you look towards a comment left by me earlier, you'll see that truthfulchristian has dropped another FAIL-bomb. Check it out. lol.