Your own, personal, Jesus someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares Your own, personal, Jesus someone to hear your prayers, someone who's there Feeling unknown and you're all alone, flesh and bone, by the telephone, lift up the receiver, i'll make you a believer -Johnny Cash
your god also hates women, children, animals and most living things as well. In fact, according to your own god, he also hates you unless you worship his ego in every possible way imaginable...WOW!
Infanticide Jaweh (infants not included), Incest-approving jaweh (wine and cave not included), american jaweh (decapitated teddy bear, beer cans and shotgun not included), and virgin-impregnating jaweh with telepathic buttslap-action! (virgin not included)
There is no action figure more deserving of a deluxe edition than the Son of God. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl figure comes with eight amazing plastic accessories: five loaves of bread, two fish and a jug for turning water into wine (not guaranteed to work for real). Also features "glow-in-the-dark miracle hands!"
(yes, this is a real ad for a real Jesus action figure, from archie mcfee)
glad that some Japanese people realize how crazy and hypocritical christian are getting nowadays.
jojoinhere 6 months ago
Who's the woman at 1:41?
BoggiD101 7 months ago
Yoooko deki mashita :)
Highice007 10 months ago
*insert bible black reference here*
alex73593 1 year ago
great
Dar0A0Nakk 1 year ago
Thanks but I too would like to wait for the Virgin Mary series. :)
dirtydonki 1 year ago
Loved the Good Ol' Boy Jesus. Mainly because I hate good ol' boys and what they tend to do with the Bible.
phinny5608 1 year ago
At least he admits it (refering to the very end). I was caught off guard by the Japanese song at first though
Evnyofdeath 1 year ago
I'd buy one.
animalcrosser591 1 year ago
beckham sucks. after he left real madrid he started sucking
The8347135 1 year ago
This is so subtly presented that there are many moments when one has to think carefully about what is being satirised.
Thinking carefully is always good value.
thallassocracy 1 year ago
good job (:
TheBlueName 1 year ago
GAY JESUS!!! hahahaha
angellxxxLA 1 year ago
@angellxxxLA Well, Jesus is described as thirty, single, and followed around by a bunch of other bachelors. That may not mean anything, but . . . .
Largo64 1 year ago 3
I want a gay jesus too <3
mornmeril 1 year ago 3
i want a gay Jesus!!!
tictactoechicken123 1 year ago
nami from OP heh
killuwitgunz 2 years ago
That red haired action figure...I recognized that one. It's a tad disturbing.
dRevan64 2 years ago
Who wants to bet someday there will be Jesus action figures with pull-strings so he'll say quotes from the bible?
szrgirl 2 years ago
@szrgirl There already are
zwrdl 2 years ago
GI JESUS. so true.
dragonbow0 2 years ago
i want one of those xd
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MrHobiecat 2 years ago
@MrHobiecat what does the perosnal jesus song have to do with the cartoon?
deivlhunter88 2 years ago 2
@deivlhunter88 I'm confused too, and isn't it a Depeche Mode song?
janellc122 2 years ago
yes, Depeche Mode wrote the song, but Johnny Cash did a great cover on acoustic guitar.
The song would be a great commercial for the Jesus doll action figures.
MrHobiecat 2 years ago
Nice figures, but I'll stick with my Buddy Christ.
elfbride 2 years ago
k i keep loling at gay Jesus, but seriously i wonder how does Japan view US crazy for Christ BS
whydid666 2 years ago 3
That Bleeding Heart Liberal Jesus, looked like
Saturday Night Fever Jesus!!
fonna 2 years ago 2
Wow. They're actually speaking Japanese, too. Awesome job, guys! Funny AND you did the research! XD
Syrenav 2 years ago 2
lol there acctuly speaking real Japanese.. i dont need no subtitles.
goumeimeifan666 2 years ago 2
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hahahaha read ur bible, god hates faggots
akumie 2 years ago
lol
direngrey4569 2 years ago
dont care if I get -10 since thats a ffactm god also allows slaves...just proves if u are a human being christianity is not a good religion
akumie 2 years ago 3
your god also hates women, children, animals and most living things as well. In fact, according to your own god, he also hates you unless you worship his ego in every possible way imaginable...WOW!
pillowbugg 2 years ago 5
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akumie 2 years ago
I am no muslim, I am atheist who think if u believe in god then u need to get shoot but we cant have all we want in life
akumie 2 years ago 4
Wow, then he must really hate you!
Hjaltithehun 2 years ago
yes and people tell me I am going to hell when I dont even believe in hell, like me saying be nice or a unicorn will kill u
akumie 2 years ago 4
yeb, i wasnt sure if you were an atheist or not for a second there, but then i saw sweden in your channel xD
Hjaltithehun 2 years ago
hehe yeah I have heard Japan and Sweden are the 2 most athesist countries around :)
akumie 2 years ago
Yeah, probably because of good education :)
Hjaltithehun 2 years ago 4
lmao... "kick ass imperial jesus"...
TheAtheistSwede 2 years ago 23
They should do a Jaweh series too :P
Infanticide Jaweh (infants not included), Incest-approving jaweh (wine and cave not included), american jaweh (decapitated teddy bear, beer cans and shotgun not included), and virgin-impregnating jaweh with telepathic buttslap-action! (virgin not included)
Baltican 2 years ago 21
I'd buy that!
bummercucumber 2 years ago
Oh my f*ck!I want G.I. Jesus!!!
godonlyknows1101 2 years ago 5
COUNTRY BUMPKIN JESUS LMFAO!!!!
I want one
R3APER24 2 years ago
The gay one is cute. It's almost cute enough to make me rethink my stance on Christianity.
CuriousMoth 2 years ago
G.I. Jesus! xD
zeeslag123 2 years ago
Fucking awesome. Whens the Muhammed series coming, id like the self destructing muhammed and the Paedophile muhammed too.
mainsteyn5985 2 years ago 7
very well done...
stonedcommander 2 years ago
LOL! The Vigin Mary series!
I want the gay one, too!!!!!!!
KatRocks333 2 years ago
So the person who owns this channel is Japanese? There is a more interesting story behind this I am sure. Makes me curious.
82abhilash 2 years ago
Nah, 82abhilash. Just proof that humor about this sort of thing knows no nationality.
RyuDarragh 2 years ago 4
Doesn't that last phrase after pervert mean shut up? not i know...
good video
932016 2 years ago
Deluxe Jesus Action Figure
There is no action figure more deserving of a deluxe edition than the Son of God. This 5-1/4" tall, hard vinyl figure comes with eight amazing plastic accessories: five loaves of bread, two fish and a jug for turning water into wine (not guaranteed to work for real). Also features "glow-in-the-dark miracle hands!"
(yes, this is a real ad for a real Jesus action figure, from archie mcfee)
enigmatically 2 years ago 4
I want the gay Jesus action figure. and maybe the rich Jesus too!
enigmatically 2 years ago
That was really cool. And i didn't see it before when i guess it was first uploaded, so I'm happy.
Nice. Good work.
(now i know what to get the christians in my life for December holiday. ;)
9Ghostly9Fish9 2 years ago 2
Holy shit I love this!
AdmiralZidane 2 years ago
lol
SucculentJuniper 2 years ago
lmao
bamboo4tameshigiri 2 years ago
very creative.
hadr0n 2 years ago
fakku kirisutokyouto!
★★★★★
sahardoom 2 years ago
Sugoi! Dai suki!
trendy09 2 years ago
Careful with the Maria-sama action figures,
last one turned out to be a trap.
Why the reupload?
Lihinel 2 years ago
Now I get to play "spot what's different."
deRoyLight 2 years ago
Sorry for deleting and reuploading this one--there was a small error I wanted to correct. Thanks.
atheistcartoons 2 years ago
We forgive you, our son ... LOL
Kickass work as always
Cafeeine 2 years ago