Paul Mooney funny jokes about O.J Simpson and Wesley Snipes

[Pllm30]

I would commit suicide if I had this job. I couldn't make a living out of trashing people like that. I don't see how Mooney sleeps at night.

[Hapshetsut28]

This is so true. Before OJ got arrested, he had an interview with a Dutch celebrity. It was embaressing. OJ is a Dumbass.

[derrickbaby43]

Paul mooney is an asshole

[s0bad]

which show is this??

[sumaya090804]

"What are we gonna do about" Get em Mooney!!!!!

[notango89]

Paul is never going to lay off OJ he is just classic material

[SmokesdaGanja]

*Click* *Click* *Click* NO!

[TalkNChitwTraCGmore]

Paul obviously doesn't know about melanin.

[kynriv101]

"If you gave Wesley a ride in your car, the cops would pull you over for having tinted windows" -LMFAO.

[buggeazy102]

duuh! help me get back my stuff lol

[betaporn4blackmen1]

post the whole thing damn

[geezy286]

@mowac i uploaded a video of him HIGH AS FUHHQ! n my city on my page cUHz! °§§°

PITTSBURGH PA

DEBO-G

[ldpoetess]

ANY TRIBE WILL ACCEPT HIM! (WESLEY)

Are you Wesley? *click click click click* NO LMFAO He is so unconventionally truthful and resilient!

[Mowac]

Best comedian out there.........

[DeadIslandTrailers]

i dl-ed the entire show from some website last year when it came out

since youtube never had any footage. took like two days too since the shit had some password limit thing but it was worth it. i watched this special like every day for the next week or so.

[NathanSynth]

HELP ME GO GET MY STUFF AHYUHHYUHHYUHK =F

[caree1993]

OJ thinks hes shaft L M B O

[xclusiv007]

Tar baby black wesley..haha

[ChewbaccaJackson]

"Did they glue the ball to his hand?". LOL

[britneyslut]

Are you Wesley slick slick slick? lol

[KILLUMINATIish]

"whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas,and thats exactly where he'll be staying"LMAO!!

[mrnaji]

Paul Mooney is racist, that's why he's funny

[willardlockejr]

@mrnaji Paul Mooney is simply funny because he tells it like it is, witrhout the sugarcoated B.S.!!!

[SupremeAp]

Dis nigga Mooney hella funny

[Taospark]

I love how Mooney turns to notice the attractive waitress in the middle of his act.

[EJAanime]

why dose he never sit fully in that cahir too stiff?

[thrasher1983]

hahahaha he sounds like goofy xD "Help me go git muh stuff"

[britneyslut]

Im black shit he did it .lol

[franz909]

actually OJ Wasn't dumb and one example was he partied with cops .. WTF , Yup He partied with cops and there's testimony the mirror was used extensively . That's Brilliant ! How else could you ingratiate yourself w/ the man get drive away from beating your wife ...OJ worked the system like a Fiddle from Jewish lawyers to Black & white cops that went to his house to part y .

[champ23100]

paul paul paul lol

[FANTOMTRON]

are you wstly,

Nuoooo

are you wstly

tock tock tock no

[pabankhead1]

OJ simpson DUMB......

Oj Simpson love WHITE motherfucker who HATES his Ass.......

[caspersman59]

This is funny?

[cun7us]

@deejayem91 no he doesn't!

[joshua626]

Paul said "Any tribe would accept him" just bc of how black he is. LMAO!!! Paul will make you cry man for real.

[keepingitreal15]

This guy is one of the funniest comedians ever.

[GatorGirl04]

"Don't none of you jive turkeys try to split!"

LMAO His bits about OJ are always freakin hilarious!!!

[JackHorny77]

Its a shame too, cause they gonna lock Wesley up this Thursday.

[biblefarce]

Who's dumber OJ or MJ?

[jrcarter9175]

@biblefarce OJ. At least Michael was smart enough to leave the country after his acquittal.

[biblefarce]

@jrcarter9175 lol yeah

[mcgavocks]

@biblefarce OJ and MJ are both dumb. lol

[140662amarildo]

@mcgavocks And former president Bush the dumbest of all Americans. LMAO!

[CJBombaYe]

this is from a guy who barely knew who Obama was till he became prez

[wadza122]

@CJBombaYe oh pliz obama is a black prez to his wife and kids. if in 2010 you dont know that american prez are selected b4 elected then there is somethin wrong with you. if you think that goin on and vote that somehow your vote matters then most def there is really somethin wrong with you.

[mrscox27]

ohy ou know wesley is black..if you rode wesley home tonight in your car the police will stop you and give a ticket for tinted windows, If you shot wesley that bullet would come back and ask for a flashlight..lmao..paul is the shit

[mrscox27]

how did OJ play ball did they glue the ball to his hand...lmao......OJ thinks he shaft, "dont none of you jive turkeys try to split, Ill kill ya..can ya dig hush ya mouth..lmfao...

[ladymjackson001]

what is the name of this event?

[xbox3shity]

@ladymjackson001 the world's gonna end.lit;s coming on friday on showtime

[cartmann94]

are you wesley? nnnooooooooooooooo are you wesley (click click click click) NO!! lmfao

[seanjohn21276]

OJ thinks he's Shaft. You jive turkey!

[erb7562]

what is name of show, that T.V. station did it come on?

[autopreneur]

@erb7562 Paul Mooney: The End of the World. Funny shit

[Azzieisawesome]

No the truth is the truth and I am not a racist.

[EJAanime]

you i saw this the other night these girls "waitresses" are walking around with or without stars on their nipples i thought i he was in a freaken "Hustler" magazine

his impersonation of O.J. is too damn funny!

[henry7515]

"dont non of you jive turkeys try to split, l'll kill ya can you dig it? Hush yow mouth" ...ahahhahahahh

[aafrias]

I how Paul Mooney is so fearless and daring with his comedy even though the demographics of his audiences have changed with his recent popularity. Props to Mooney.

[wiselady54]

Blackmen are banking on the their penises will be working for ever. Well guess what your penises do not pay the bills. White men are night stalkers you want black women for sex and won't even hold there hands in public. your either walking as if you are not with them or your walking with them with your head held down.Black women wake up dummy stop thinking all you have to offer is a big ole butt and nothing else. Stop wearing fake hair and go natural right and love the skin your in.

[Knarf009]

@wiselady54 That's just racism. You're making baseless statements about entire groups of people and it's not even funny.

[DGreen951]

@wiselady54 lol shut up

[CZRXCZR]

Brotha'!, Brotha'! - LMMexcianAO!

[LionEntity]

"if you shot Wesley, that bullet'll come back and ask for a flashlight!"

that's some funny-ass SHIT!!!!!!!!! LOL

[TRKoneAD2]

ladies and gentlemen...Paul Mooney

[transformersHD2009]

dam is there a dvd of this stand up??

[jokebooks]

The realest mf to ever pick a mic.

[pughead]

Let him have stole some of who's shit??? I don't understand what he's saying there.

[kalimaganeshshivan]

@pughead He was referring to Jeffrey Dahmer. "There would have been a cookout over there" referring to Dahmer's cannibalism and a particular desire for "dark meat". LOL During the 90's, sick people were also collecting macabre memorabilia about Jeffrey Dahmer too along with other serial killers.

[realurban]

Let's be real, this is the last im going to say this if the "victims" where black OJ Simpson would not be a household name.

[CZRXCZR]

HELL YEA!! post the whole show!! I can never get enough Mooney in my diet!!

[journeyway86]

This was great! Thanks for posting.

[IlluminousUthra]

Everybody had a tape recorder but OJ. Dummy had a gun. Play the tapes OJ thinks he's Shaft stuck in the 70's. ~~> Dont none of you jive turkey's try to split. I'll kill ya hush ya mouth. ~~>> LMBAO!!!

[IlluminousUthra]

I liked to see white folks try to find wesley in africa ~~> LMBAO!!!

[TheChris071985]

r u wesley? Noooooo... lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JenToths]

please please please please post more of this show!!!!

[Xtreme10385]

bullet would come back and ask for a flashlight..... Hysterical.

[santero9999]

Paul Mooney ...Cold blooded

[LightxDark99]

"what happens, in vegas stays in vegas, and that's where he's gonna be staying" I love this man! He's my favorite comedian!

[TheSuirad]

y did u stop it right at the good part!!

[JamesL009]

Hey man can you post the whole show ???

[peopleratrip]

Hwy JamesL009. The show is called Paul Mooney: It's the end of the Worldl. It is being shown on most cable listing at this time. Check with your cable company and see when/if it's showing. It was taken at a Gentleman's club in Texas.

[evilzlatan]

@JamesL009 check out TEXASBLOOD1 they have the entire show up

[mrivanoliver]

He used to be so funny, what happened to him?

[dsb188]

paul mooney goes in on people..i love it..i really do. I feel like you just need to be lighthearted about things like this...

[obunde]

Heh heh! Wesley was safe in Africa!

[MrGarthjohn]

Paul hit the nail hard on the head with his impression of OJ. "Poor OJ." LOL! I often wondered how OJ did what everybody claimed he did and got away with it and him being that dumb and Ron and Nicole must have(in combined intellect) been "dumber" than him!?? Yeah - right. Plus he had all those football injuries!!? I just don't know how people thought after what everybody was calling, "The OJ Show" that he was guilty and the jury was wrong!? That s*** confused and jaded even me. Thanks Paul!

[HibbdyD]

1:00 funniest part, love Paul Mooney. He will fucking go THERE.

[Teabonesteak]

I'm in stitches!!!!

[liltd87]

@HibbdyD lmfao! he sounded like Barney the dino. and pause at 1:02

[liltd87]

@HibbdyD lmfao!

[Hapshetsut28]

@HibbdyD This man is an equal opportunity offender. He takes shots at everybody, nobody is spared. LMAO.

[ldpoetess]

@HibbdyD Without fail. No fear LOVE HIM