Ellen's 3rd TBS Special [Part 6 of 9]

[dabruin2]

Smart.

[JKid6698]

CAn someone please explain the 'I'm Irish joke"?

[agenthelios1]

Joe= funniest damn comedian today....makes me cry laughing!

[milindnjoshi]

two illegal makes one legal!!! hillarious!

[fascista]

the ladies love him

[misake90]

lol! it took him 2 yrs 2 understan wat was written on d bumper stickers! rofl!

[panphyuphyu]

you'd think he's an average joe and he may wanna make us think this way but he went to rice university!

[anniala]

Oh Joe. I'm just waiting for the day for you to mock the meaning of your name in English (黃西 == Huang Xi == West YELLOW). You'll do it beautifully. :D

[LordDeren85]

Funny motherfucker

[co0LAide]

don't you notice a lot of stores don't allow $100( benjamin franklin ) because most of them are usually fake!!

[spideruuu]

He has a phd in micro biology, and has a regular job as a cancer researcher.

[vanderley3]

INSTANT FAN

[0001kd]

That peach was on fire!

[powerxuexin]

you gotta think about his joke.... you may not get it at first, but it would be extremely hilarious when you get it eventually... Nice boy and he never speaks any f*** word and porno jokes... very unique

[asianorblack]

roe = row. wade as in swimming. rowing a rowboat or swimming to illegally come into the US

[cinephilist]

i didn't get the roe v wade joke. what does abortion have to do with coming to the us? can someone please explain?

[Shokeybutsi]

@cinephilist roe vs. wade - a famous supreme court abortion case

[co0LAide]

@cinephilist  roe vs wade , two ways to come in america ( a dead baby or alive )

[jlui21]

i spent the last hour watching his stuff, and GREAT as he is, he reuses a lot of jokes.

but if you see him only once, he's wickedly awesome.

[iMPERiOUS]

actually.. compared to most standup comedians, he reuses very little of his material.  maybe 3-4 jokes in a 7-10 minute routine being reused is REALLY good.

you should see some of these other comedians out there. they reuse their entire routine on every single show..

but anyway, yes he is indeed very awesome and very witty :)

[footielocker]

@jlui21 in joe's defense. this act was the same as his other one on ellen's show was because he was suppose to do that.

[jali0874]

Joe is awesome, so is ellen.

[joy2000cyber]

What did Ellen say at 5:40 ?

[CelineDionFan4life]

"How hilarious is he?! Joe Wong....if loving you is Wong i don't want to be right!"

[co0LAide]

@joy2000cyber "if loving you is wong I don't wanna be right"!

[h0twaffles2go]

@joy2000cyber IF LOVING YOU IS WONG I DONT WANNA BE RIGHT

[ChinkyTwinky123]

LOL i love the last joke!

[qualityfruits]

can someone explain what he means when he said

"who's benjamin franklin?"

ans: "the reason why our convenience stores get robbed"

[CelineDionFan4life]

because benjamin franklin's face was on american dollar bills so he related it to the reason why their convenience stores get robbed.

[wusong77]

He's the guy on $100 bill.

[dearbearzn]

@qualityfruits he is on the $100 bill

[wangshiyun]

because benjamin franklin is figured in $100 bill

[jjliy1]

$100 Dollar Bill

[liuyun3]

that's the $100 bill

[peterjones5664]

@qualityfruits: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill.  It is a slang for money.

[blue30587]

@qualityfruits CelineDion is right. There is a famous rap song by Puff Daddy called "It's all about the Benjamins." In context the word "Benjamins" means $100 bills, because Franklin's face is on the $100 bill. The joke assumes that convenience store robbers are thuggish fans of hip-hop who steal because to them, it's all about the Benjamins.

[iMPERiOUS]

@qualityfruits you're confusing it, they're both questions

wong: "whos benjamin franklin?"

wong: "[what is] the reason our convenience stores get robbed?"

then he goes on to make a joke that the second amendment is the reason the stores get robbed (right to bear arms).

[cuirio123]

@qualityfruits wait, I thought he meant his convenience stores got robbed because Benjamin Franklin gave freedom of arms or something. At least that's what I think

[TheJason999s]

@qualityfruits because benjamin franklin's face is on the 100 dollar bill, so for some people instead of saying a 100 dollar bill they say benjamin, same thing goes for lincoln and other dollar bills. also people tend to go for benjamins(100 dollar bills)more than any other type of paper dollars because its worth more . You're not gonna go rob 100 one dollar bills from a store you, you take 100 benjamins from a store.

[richie8811]

"nobody took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe"

[scorchoman]

Ahh man this routine is awesome. The "50% of marriages end up lasting forever" line coupled with his expression of amazement is just pure awesomeness

[JayinSEMO]

I like his humor, it's sharp and witty, saw him on Letterman the other night, have now watched all his videos I can find on internet.

[chudsay]

miketaeu74 , you nailed it ...

[miketaeu74]

OMFG.... who ever knew if you fused Christopher Walken and Mitch Hedburg, you'd come out with an asian guy named Joe Wong..... genius brotha

[miketaeu74]

OMFG.... who ever knew if you fused Christopher Walken and Mitch Hedburg, you'd come out with an asian guy named Joe Wong..... love your delivery

[miketaeu74]

wow.... he's like a reincarnation of mitch hedburg... just asian!!!!...

[AndNoted]

his entrance music was "this is lady's night"

[daFranch1se69]

He is brilliant...

[btdsullivan]

I am a cameraman who has videotaped his performances in Boston and he is a terrific guy---and hysterical. He does this bit about living in Texas that is really funny.

[ovynohtna]

he did this bit on letterman

[loosegoose01]

sometimes i don't know what he says :(

[kaikaipanda]

Is Joe come from Hong Kong?

[samgu3990]

he's probably a mainland chinese according to his accent

[deanthornhill1]

Joe is so FUNNY! He is also a great guy. He has done our CFF benefit show several times and will be back in March! Thanks Joe from KC's Dream Team! Joe continues to give!

[sarastone101]

if u dont speak english, go home

lmao!

[Freddofrogsforever91]

I LOVE JOE WONG

[luvuj4ever]

Very smart, very witty. He cracks ppl up w/o being racist or offensive. Just love himmmmmm

[gt198gtr]

@luvuj4ever Agreed. It's so easy to use race as material. But coming up with something unique takes more talent.

[snare247]

klajdflkjsdlfk, lmao!!

[pshenoy09]

my absolute favorite!!!!

fucking amazing!!!!!

[xmconx]

i love this guy.

[kimchidreams]

Me too. :)