Heavy Plays Half-Life 2

[scenerysound1]

GMAN IS SPY!

[riardid]

how did you make heavy to play half life 2

[TheSisisspore]

'don't drink the water. they put something in there that makes you forget.' alcohol

[hammbaby]

lol pow haha at the can guy

[dada78641]

"Gordon Freeman!"

NYET!

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

''Cry some more'' :D

[TheGrantFreak]

"no matter how many times i get relocated i never get used to it"

"KISS ME"

[woozleification]

@TheGrantFreak No wonder he never gets used to it.

[vulgixtrax]

7:25 - 7:43 was the best part.

I wouldn't be surprised if a Benny Hill Theme came up right on that moment :P

[ilaxim]

"Were you the only ones on that trai---DA"

[TheLordsedrick]

heavy thought barney was going to rape him when he said "i'm gonna need me some privacy for this." lol :3

[The1Next]

pick up that sandvitch xD

[Stf0u]

Demoman, is spy ! :D

[bananapielordfan]

finnaly some one that uses one box to climb up :)

[GreenPepperoni99]

Every time Barney says Civil Protection in HL2, I think of the Civil Prtection job in the Gmod RP servers

[abcrules2]

Citizen: I don't know how many times ive been relocated... I never get used to it.

Heavy: KISS ME!

Citizen: Fuck off Homo >:U

[SNIPERGUY9294]

Lol, I never knew you could bypass the trash can part simply by being a dick. XD

[murosteel]

@SNIPERGUY9294 i did that the first time, too XD my friend didn't tell me until later that i had to put it in the trash can, so i just threw it at the guy and booked it XD

[ckay1100]

Where'd you get the tf2 sounds at?

[Falmora]

1:17

Heavy is homosexual.

[Ov3rs33rHUN]

5:09 Soldier, is spy!

[ttjolly]

G-man's a dick

[iamnotamouseok]

don't drink the water.

NO!

they put something in it, to make you forget.

EES NOT POSSIBLE!!

[Giulianosse]

9:04 INCOMING!!!

*poof*

awkward silence

[Giulianosse]

Heavy Freeman is pootis

[stormdumb]

"You citizen, come with me!"

"NO!...Very well..."

[flimflabber]

Who the fuck watches this entire thing?

[82Wafflez]

@flimflabber Me

[breakerboy365]

so that's what the spy looks like with his mask off 0.0

[82Wafflez]

2:42 look in the corner it says GABE NEWELL

[82Wafflez]

3:50 Heavy is racist, thinking all black are demomen LOL

[spikeyouw]

1:17 "KISS ME"

[MrEverythingepic]

"Its me, Barney, from Black Mesa!!"

"GOOD TIMES!!!!!!"

[darthvictor01]

dude: dont drink the water they put something in it to make you forget! Heavy: IZ NOT POSSIBLE!!!!

[TheGermanletsplays]

alltime when heavy say "da or njet"

then i think hes from russia o.O

[cartsamx]

4:56 Was anyone else expecting Heavy to say "So much blood!"?

[aNINJAwithnoSWORD]

I never udnerstood why G man stutters like that. is it just for dramatic effect?

[daxter375]

@aNINJAwithnoSWORD I think it's because he's not human? I could easily be mistaken though.

[Sarecaman548]

'Point Insertion'

[YTHellDevil]

WOW.... Low graphic settings?

[CommonSkill]

CRY SOME MORE!



[srslyimnotaspy101]

"dont drink the water" NOWEH!!!

[dalehauri]

no matter how many times i relocated i never get used to it....... KISS MEH

[manboobsdk]

DEMOMAN IS SPY!

[kortezlolno]

"remember that beer i owed ya?"

[l4dful]

@kortezlolno No its not only ordinary Beer Its like This

"remember that Beer That Tasted sandvitch i owed ya"

heavy:My beer?

"Umm demonman got it :/"



[dropdead156]

if black mesa is good times for heavy then what is a bad time for him?

[117callum]

lol

citizen come with me

heavy:NO.......YES

[palmeiras321]

Heavy is such an asshole

[privatepessleneck]

lol 4:13 Heavy: How could this happen? my favorite part.

[privatepessleneck]

1:14 that guy looks like das bo schitt! he plays half life?

[Lskovfoged]

@privatepessleneck Not to be an idiot or anything, but Das Bo Schitt is using that skin for his character in Garry's Mod (You probably know) The character was originally made for Half-Life 2, you see if you have played Garry's Mod you can choose your model, or as he is, choose a "ragdoll" which have this look, I hope this clears out some things

[privatepessleneck]

@Lskovfoged i know i think its funny because i thought he had a custom ragdoll face of somthing

[privatepessleneck]

@Lskovfoged i know but i thought his ragdoll was custom.

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

POOTIS PENCER HERE

[Tylerdwarf]

SPY!!!

[metafunky]

I expected him to say "Soldier is a spy!" to Barney when he took his mask off. :)

[CATINAWHEELCHAIR99]

as soon as the game starts SHPY! XD

[MyFreakingAwesome]

HALF-LIFE BAD MACHINES BAD GRAPHICS WEAK ZOMBIES ETC.

HALF-LIFE 2 GOOD MACHINES GOOD GRAPHICS STRONG ZOMBIES ETC.

[legobaxter]

i was expecting him to say DEMOMAN to the black guy

[DgkYogi]

Heavy:kiss me! Scout:NO Heavy:*crys* WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[ArchvileKing]

This was funnier than expected

[kingflo123able]

are you the only an that train? DA

[flarn2006]

As soon as he takes off the mask you should have had him yell "SPY!"

[sonicthehedghg2]

And i have weak antlions on my side with a second save way back at ravenholm

[sonicthehedghg2]

GUYS READ THIS AND HELP ME

I am stuck on a part where two helicopters are shooting at me and I'm in a tilted huge square thingy facing away from danger and I ran out of explosive stuff and I cant run out of the square thingy because I have 40% health remaining what do I do?

[THEFLESHMANN1]

@sonicthehedghg2 stop being bad?

[SmackyduhFrog]

Barney is SPY!!!

[DrClay999]

8:53

What happened to that thing? It's usually much taller.

[Bubbadaboo]

@DrClay999 Cowardly machine was hiding from mighty Heavy!

[Mats900ie]

@DrClay999 it's called a strider

[GDarkGoombaG]

@DrClay999 about the short strider, i know this comment is sort of late and u might have already figured it out lol, but the strider was crouching down. they do that sometimes lol. if u already knew that then just ignore this comment

[DrClay999]

@GDarkGoombaG

I never really saw it do that, :P

[GDarkGoombaG]

@DrClay999 lol. like, when ita firing that huge violet beam, it crouches down to get a better shot or something, idk. also, when ur hiding it crouches i think... go back and look at them. they generally crouch when they're shooting while standing still, especially if ur under something or something like that. u sort of just have to catch it in the act.

[SuperHitman200]

@DrClay999 the combine masturbate him :)))

[GreenPepperoni99]

@DrClay999 When I play, it's usually tall like you said.

[loyaltodeath]

walks up to Eli Vance "Demo man !"

[123matas123]

3:13 come sing is to me XD

[Cybertoco]

It have some sounds of TF2 and Portal too.

[bladeedge1001]

i like it when he shouts at the camera.

[zeroxaxlvile]

2;42 gabe newell

[TheFXGuy]

rofl CRY SOME MORE!

"Don't drink the water... They put something in it to make you forget..." NO!!! It's not possible!"

[tronlaser]

Woman: Overwatch stoped our train in the forrest, they took my husband for questioning. They said he would be on the next train...im not sure when that was....

Heavy: CRY SOME MORE!!!!

[L4D2Masterplayer]

8:51 Why was the giant thing crouched?? (I play on XBOX 360 if that has to do with it.)

[mewcommander]

@L4D2Masterplayer I play on the PC and it NEVER does that... mod perhaps?

[ZZZiPhoneHelp]

Dr. freeman: "Wake up" Heavy: "Shut the fuck up im trying to sleep in a fucking train"

[Geccola]

"Demoman is spy!"  *throws milk at nearest black man*

[MrGziz1]

@Geccola tryin to beat some white into him

[Virinlikesbeef]

i feel bad for the workers

[MrCrisis585]

"you the Only ones on that train?"

"DA!"

[frenchtoaster1000]

yeah, that was my first reaction to the city scanners too.

[catalog343]

Heavy really likes to talk to himself eh?

[loyaltodeath]

wake up and smell the sandvitch

[MrGziz1]

@loyaltodeath not that i wish to imply you have been nom-ing on the job

[bombajofej8]

Heavy kisses DasBoSchitt!

[olaf702]

It costs 400.000 to play Half-Life 2... for 12 seconds

[Schniedragon88]

heavy life 2?

[pakostnik730]

Demoman is spy!!! xDDD

LMAO!!!

[brwnipoints]

awesome!

[Carragos]

LOL This blood was not around the seat in the german version :( Fuck usk

[Vanguarde12]

This is a great video. Not sure why it's not more popular. Youtube isn't exactly fair.

[taylorgoff235]

in the tram. IIIIIIIIIIIIN COOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGG­GGGGG

[MrTankSandwich]

KISS MEH.

[RickTheStickman2]

SPY! Lmao.

[danutmh]

Half-Life 1 made me to piss my pants but half life 2 (whit higher graphigs) it wasnt scarry at all.the difference betwen scarry and awesome is the graphics quality :D

[alex45myass]

xDD laughed threw the hole video XD

[MrJamesGtv]

Doc: GORDON FREEMAN!

NIET!

[XXxcrazyjay]

5:08 IT IZ BARNEY THE DRUNK MEDIC!

[Host00Die]

SMELL THE ASHES! NIET! lol

[RedKremlin17]

NO!

[Tankbustabro]

Poot deespenser heer.

[Danthepest1]

Heavy as Gordon Freeman. Best thing I have ever seen. Do moar

[Blox5320]

RIse and shine, mr. SPAI! rise-- Very Bad!

Best line i have heard all day.

"Mr. SPAI"

[stevean2]

@Blox5320 he said "i see spy" -_-

[bobbysam232]

I wished he rcon equiped a gun and killed everyone xD

[TheLonePimp]

demoman iz spiah!

[gultask]

2:55 lol

[Hameshk100]

Why'd gman hafta take away his minigun?

[lolman5921]

CRY SOME MOAR!

[sinderion7]

LOL!!! thumbs up

[Bazatage]

I laughed so hard when heavy threw soda can on combine

[skarmorydragonite123]

i was 32,500th viewer

[oneoneword]

Black Mesa, GOOD TIMES!

[9yersoldkidishere1]

nyet = no in russia

[deathsoul7]

Gordan Freeman ?!? NIET!! :D

[darklink223456]

lol you citizen come with me !

NO!

....

Very well

[FleskTheHedgehog]

rise and shine mr SPY!11!1!!!!!!1!!!one!1

[nexzabuza]

No wonder the cartoonish fat russian triggered the alarm

[MriLoVeMiLeYcYrUs]

i laughed so unbeliveable much at the beggining spy ! haqhah

[Robbaz]

Train stops... CART HAVE STOPPED MOVING!

[smatteringofapplause]

Heavy iz racist!

*Throws carton at black guy* "Demoman iz Spy!"

[CaptainHarmony]

@smatteringofapplause How is that racist, exactly?

[smatteringofapplause]

@CaptainHarmony Our of all the people in the train station, the black guy has to be the spy...

[CaptainHarmony]

@smatteringofapplause So everytime someone says the demoman is a spy in TF2, that's racist?

[smatteringofapplause]

@CaptainHarmony No. I was joking dude!

Gah...

[CaptainHarmony]

@smatteringofapplause I'm sure you were.

[Hammerman24]

"Wake up...and smell the ashes...."

"NYET!"

[jj5x5fan1]

*picks up can*you mean nothing to me now *throws can at guard* PWN HAHA

[bestdudeever765]

i love when heavy does interrupt that security guard :D

[TheTYFK]

Heavy got bored of killing babies now gonna fight zombies and combine

[bioniclear]

gman is spy without mask :)

[TurquoiseQuestion]

*Gets blinded by camera flash* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! How could this happen?

[xxSpec0ps92xx]

blu or red?

[illegalwaffles]

@xxSpec0ps92xx ornj (orange)

[Gearsguy405]

ಠ_ಠ

[MisterPolaristo]

Rise and shine mister SPY!

[XxmaxOimpxX]

*throws milk at black guy* Demoman is SPY!!!

[Quadunit404]

G-Man: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.

Heavy: SPY! Very bad!

[0niK4ge]

KART IZ NAWT MOOVING

[uno6610]

NO O_O verywell -_-

[oobietime8]

kiss me :3

[lenivech]

*heavy sees gman* SHPY!!!!! (spy)

[SimonSweTV]

@lenivech VERY BAD!!!

[kamilfreeman]

i lol'd at girl saying her husband got stoped in woods and heavy responds CRY SOME MOAR

[blightscrib]

In this case it is the right man in the wrong place

[Shoopboi]

GMAN EES SPY =O

[metaknight511]

no he isnt playing half life 2 without sasha and sandvich

[blazer270]

heavy throws scouts BONK

[Kotathelulzy]

sleeping on the job NOAH

[shadowtube567]

So wake up Mr. freeman, wake up, and smell the asses.

[psychee1]

"I didn't see you get on."

Heavy: "You are not as good as you think!"

[gelu4056]

i burst out laughing when you threw the can at the guy

[Xbox360PlayerGuide]

@gelu4056 I burst out laughing when he was just like "kiss me"

[deadvodka]

@gelu4056 I thought everyone who played the game did that, didn't you? Not so special to me :)

[gelu4056]

@deadvodka i dont have the game

[deadvodka]

@gelu4056 I see I see... must be even funnier then. ;)

[Petrico94]

heavy is such a retard in this universe

[mynameisman66]

I cant believe that the same guy who voices Barney also voices G-man

[Traibaizler]

You should have added "SOO MUUCH BLOOOD" at 5:00

[iobjection]

Noone is more deserving of a rest- YESH!

[BC3602]

new heavy weapon

can:does no damage ever

100% crits