@7StoryMagnet Keep changing your argument. I'm sure no one notices and it's not like there's a youtube chain documenting it. Your initial point was that I should get a life bc I post stuff like this vid. I disagree. I get paid to post stuff like this. The correct point is that I should get a life for arguing with people like you. And that's true enough.
@7StoryMagnet wow. That condescension is awesome. I've been a columnist on Cracked for years. This post appeared there. It also gave birth to my web series Hate By Numbers which runs on Asylum.
@7StoryMagnet Jackass, go to Cracked right now and see what they call the people who write their columns in the column section of the blog. Yep, its columnists. Not my word. Also, people who write jingles shouldn't be telling others to get a life. Now remind me again, which of is the one filled with hate? Sounds to me like it's the jingle writer picking fights and trying to knock others down a peg.
@7StoryMagnet Do you need tweasers to masturbate? Because small dick is the only explanation I can give for your stupid ass behavior. Here's the thing. You think you are smart by trying to piss of some dude who is making money by writing, something you don't have the mental capacity to do because all your comments make you sound pants on head fucking retarded.
I just hated the fact he is old!!! damn ppl his age should freakin retire.. im pissed off even though ppl will say he's amazin bla bla bla...damn im a person of This Generation im not interested in oldies blabbing, come on now he could die anytime last thing ppl wanted was to see his death on tv! give other ppl a chance now..lots of ppl lookin for jobs & do have talent too Larry's not the only one mIIm
I agree with you about how American Idol singing careers end in dust. They've been on how many seasons and I can only name 2 people who are even somewhat prominent in the music industry.
By "sustainable careers", do you mean "just barely scraping the obscurity barrel" or do you mean "annoyingly popping up out of nowhere to try and make themselves relevant again"?
10. Stop complaining you whiny bitch. Everyone hates their job. Everyone. But yours is easy and you get paid millions of dollars to do it. You think I like picking up Lex Friedman's tasteful collection of macs, chapeaus, and other assorted fine head gear from the local haberdashery?
No? Did I actually WANT to go to Jack O'Brien's "come as your favorite Star Wars CGI character" costume party? Of course, not. (And Jack, Darth Maul is NOT a CGI character and if by "scary" you meant "willing to experiment sexually" then yes you looked very, very "scary.") But it's my job. And Simon, you have a job too. One that will keep you in tight, black, man-breast hugging shirts forever so shut up and stop whining about it.
9. At least two more years of American Idol? Why? Why? No one has had a sustainable career coming off that show. Let me rephrase that. No man has had a sustainable career coming off that show. It is not designed to create rock stars or even pop stars. It is designed to pad the resumes of people destined to do local theater
Clay Aiken is in Spamalot now. Spamalot and he should count himself lucky that Eric Idle deigned to have him in his production. In 5 years, it's all about Carnival Cruises, opening up for Kathy Lee Gifford. And don't get me started on Daughtry. Is that his name? I refuse to even look that up. I promise you his next record tanks. Guaranteed. Yeah, there are some Idol women with pop careers now right? That blonde chick. And the other one? I'm not sure. I'm not a 14 year old girl.
. "Kidding!" Get it? He said the opposite of what he meant. Isn't that the kind of joke 5 year olds tell? "The teacher said you were in trouble" "Really?" "No. . . Kidding!"
8. Larry King isn't sure if Simon is joking. Really? Really?! Where's the confusion? Was it when he threw his hands up and shouted "kidding!" Seriously, what is wrong with you?
1 Larry King. I hate him. I've always hated him. He simply does not listen to a word that comes out of his guests' mouths. That's worse than being stupid or lazy. It's downright rude. Oh, but he is stupid and lazy. See number 8 below.
2 "Is this the last year of American Idol?" Why are we discussing this on a news show?
3 Simon Cowell. Colossal douchebag who is so easy to make fun of that I will refrain. This was a gimme.
So here's a fun little quiz for you! The other night I was watching Larry King Live. Why? I'm not sure. It probably had something to do with my testicle clamp being in the shop. Anyway, in less than a minute worth of show, I found no fewer than 10 people or things that pissed me off. I think that's pretty incredible. Here. Why don't you take a look at the clip and see if you can name them all before reading the answers below.
???
101ros 9 months ago
look kiddo, Cracked is a boring website with bloggers who call themselves columnists. You will never be a "columnist" kid.
You're a blogger. Deal with it and let it go.
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet Keep changing your argument. I'm sure no one notices and it's not like there's a youtube chain documenting it. Your initial point was that I should get a life bc I post stuff like this vid. I disagree. I get paid to post stuff like this. The correct point is that I should get a life for arguing with people like you. And that's true enough.
gladstonew 1 year ago
@gladstonew A lot of people get paid to post retarded videos. And a lot of people rant about stupid shit on websites like "Cracked"
It doesn't make you a "journalist" or "columnist"
If you film yourself masturbating, it doesn't make you a "porn star"
and if you're wasting your time with me, then stop. Move on
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
you sure spend a lot of time on what pisses you off
maybe you should get a life
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet, you know i get paid for this right?
gladstonew 1 year ago
@gladstonew sure you do
you're not partnered, kiddo
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet wow. That condescension is awesome. I've been a columnist on Cracked for years. This post appeared there. It also gave birth to my web series Hate By Numbers which runs on Asylum.
gladstonew 1 year ago
@gladstonew
lol so bloggers are columnists now, lol
guess i'm a columnist
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet "columnist" = one who writes columns. What you are a is a twisted ass clown who can't admit to being wrong.
gladstonew 1 year ago
@gladstonew lol you're a blogger (a grown ass virgin) who prefers to use the term "columnist" because "blogger" sounds unimportant
lol, i couldn't even hold a candle to you when it comes to clown status
i'm a professional song and jingle writer
I guess i should just call myself a "maestro" then, huh? lol
7StoryMagnet 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet Jackass, go to Cracked right now and see what they call the people who write their columns in the column section of the blog. Yep, its columnists. Not my word. Also, people who write jingles shouldn't be telling others to get a life. Now remind me again, which of is the one filled with hate? Sounds to me like it's the jingle writer picking fights and trying to knock others down a peg.
gladstonew 1 year ago
@7StoryMagnet Do you need tweasers to masturbate? Because small dick is the only explanation I can give for your stupid ass behavior. Here's the thing. You think you are smart by trying to piss of some dude who is making money by writing, something you don't have the mental capacity to do because all your comments make you sound pants on head fucking retarded.
mchapra 5 months ago
I just hated the fact he is old!!! damn ppl his age should freakin retire.. im pissed off even though ppl will say he's amazin bla bla bla...damn im a person of This Generation im not interested in oldies blabbing, come on now he could die anytime last thing ppl wanted was to see his death on tv! give other ppl a chance now..lots of ppl lookin for jobs & do have talent too Larry's not the only one mIIm
sazer123 1 year ago
I agree with you about how American Idol singing careers end in dust. They've been on how many seasons and I can only name 2 people who are even somewhat prominent in the music industry.
mikeellerbeck 2 years ago
That's a cool idea, make us guess what you hate.
mikeellerbeck 2 years ago
wanna know one thing that pisses me off?
you.
:P
I love american idol and i love everyone in it, and just based on your blog you complain too much!
rockoutnoel777 3 years ago
I meant to hit reply...why are those buttons so close, anyway? But pwnm4ster, what exactly is a sustainable career?
tvdrpr 3 years ago
having a mediocre singing career. I mean no offense to these people they have great voices but, come on what do they do!?
colinohyeah17 3 years ago
boo hoo.
kelly, carrie, clay, daughtry, jordin are all having sustainable careers.
pwnm4ster 3 years ago 2
Which is it. Are you a 14 yr old girl or a 58 year old woman?
gladstonew 3 years ago
hahahahahaha, great comeback dude. american idol sucks and yes, only 14 yr olds and 58 year olds watch it.....
colinohyeah17 3 years ago
I'm a 40 year old and watch AI. :) I also love Larry King Live. BOOYAH!
SunflowerAim 3 years ago 2
touche sunflower, touche
colinohyeah17 3 years ago
By "sustainable careers", do you mean "just barely scraping the obscurity barrel" or do you mean "annoyingly popping up out of nowhere to try and make themselves relevant again"?
AgentArchangel83 3 years ago
kelly clarkson has sold over 12 million albums and has had numerous number 1 hits, 2 grammies, 2 VMAs, along with plenty of others
carrie underwood sold over 7 million albums so far, won 3 grammies, numerous ACMs, and almost all of her singles have topped the Billboard charts.
daughtry has sold over 3 million of his debut album and four top ten hits.
jordin sparks's album just went platinum, and her first three singles all excelled on top 40 radio. she's also up for her first grammy.
pwnm4ster 3 years ago
don't count katharine mcphee out on that list!
qg6ff 3 years ago
10. Stop complaining you whiny bitch. Everyone hates their job. Everyone. But yours is easy and you get paid millions of dollars to do it. You think I like picking up Lex Friedman's tasteful collection of macs, chapeaus, and other assorted fine head gear from the local haberdashery?
linusillusion 3 years ago
No? Did I actually WANT to go to Jack O'Brien's "come as your favorite Star Wars CGI character" costume party? Of course, not. (And Jack, Darth Maul is NOT a CGI character and if by "scary" you meant "willing to experiment sexually" then yes you looked very, very "scary.") But it's my job. And Simon, you have a job too. One that will keep you in tight, black, man-breast hugging shirts forever so shut up and stop whining about it.
linusillusion 3 years ago
9. At least two more years of American Idol? Why? Why? No one has had a sustainable career coming off that show. Let me rephrase that. No man has had a sustainable career coming off that show. It is not designed to create rock stars or even pop stars. It is designed to pad the resumes of people destined to do local theater
linusillusion 3 years ago
Clay Aiken is in Spamalot now. Spamalot and he should count himself lucky that Eric Idle deigned to have him in his production. In 5 years, it's all about Carnival Cruises, opening up for Kathy Lee Gifford. And don't get me started on Daughtry. Is that his name? I refuse to even look that up. I promise you his next record tanks. Guaranteed. Yeah, there are some Idol women with pop careers now right? That blonde chick. And the other one? I'm not sure. I'm not a 14 year old girl.
linusillusion 3 years ago
. "Kidding!" Get it? He said the opposite of what he meant. Isn't that the kind of joke 5 year olds tell? "The teacher said you were in trouble" "Really?" "No. . . Kidding!"
8. Larry King isn't sure if Simon is joking. Really? Really?! Where's the confusion? Was it when he threw his hands up and shouted "kidding!" Seriously, what is wrong with you?
linusillusion 3 years ago
1 Larry King. I hate him. I've always hated him. He simply does not listen to a word that comes out of his guests' mouths. That's worse than being stupid or lazy. It's downright rude. Oh, but he is stupid and lazy. See number 8 below.
2 "Is this the last year of American Idol?" Why are we discussing this on a news show?
3 Simon Cowell. Colossal douchebag who is so easy to make fun of that I will refrain. This was a gimme.
4 Ryan Seacrest (See 3)
5 RandyJackson (See 3)
6 PaulaAbdul (See 3)
linusillusion 3 years ago
from the website to the slow folks onyoutube
So here's a fun little quiz for you! The other night I was watching Larry King Live. Why? I'm not sure. It probably had something to do with my testicle clamp being in the shop. Anyway, in less than a minute worth of show, I found no fewer than 10 people or things that pissed me off. I think that's pretty incredible. Here. Why don't you take a look at the clip and see if you can name them all before reading the answers below.
linusillusion 3 years ago