MW3: Girls! Girls! Girls!

[Day4BOOBS]

Mptley crue or something else ypu decide

[WhosAL3X]

im alex ............................

[Magwalfc2011]

Girls Girls Girls something something leather and lace......

[Alissa636]

Hope u to never break up :)

[acedrew1233]

Good job on GETTING A GIRLFRIEND

[G1NG3RM3X]

I thought you were too lol

[nepdyse]

Wait I thought you were gay.

[mishakiler]

you deiting whiteboy7thst

[zZzMotherShipzZz]

I was expecting Motley Crue Alex...

[meanbean251]

i want you to know right now that your the fucking man, man! i never know what to think at the end of every video dawg haha

[nolifedotcom]

this channel needs more bioshock speed-runs.

[ramosdevin253]

lol look at 1:25 am i the only 1 who sees the dude by the bus? lol

[lilmotor101]

@ramosdevin253

ikr lol



[PuppyLovew123]

I'm in the same exact boat you are. I'm with my girlfriend now for a month and almost a half and it has been an amazing time so far. And yeah, I don't know. I just felt like telling you this. It's crazy how people can hear similarities then just want to share it with another. So. There you go. Same boat. Same vain.

[handlebarchar]

Let's be honest. She only likes you for your Youtube monay.

[legendarywar1]

@handlebarchar accept she had no idea he did youtube until well into their relationship..? nice logic.

[handlebarchar]

@legendarywar1 It's called a joke. Sorry that your sense of humor is defective. Notice the use of the word Monay, instead of the real spelling?

[suckmyglock8]

good vid man

[LuhvMachine]

anyone else notice 1:28 and thought "what the fuck?" lol...

[FYCMolotov123]

Come on man i want to hear some real facts, be confident. #FactNation

[aClubSandwichGaming]

If she texts "(;"

She wants the D.

[PvtJ8ker]

@aClubSandwichGaming Okay, GoldGlove ;)

[MrWTFisBored]

i get my tips from my mom.....

[NoseSeal]

Solid tip: don't be awkward.

[MiniThoor]

How much did you drink that day?

[GODzts]

Does your lady friend know you have creepy internet friends?

[iz0nat0r]

Wow, I thought you said "I couldn't make any videos because my mother died".

Silly me.

[GodOfWar221]

Great to have you back pvtJ8ker!! youtube just hasn't been the same without your videos, hope to see more in the future

[psycosanches589]

me:(looks at title) wtf O_O

[JamezzFTW]

Oh how I have missed these commentaries.

[ROFLcustard]

I honestly thought you were gay...

[rousso]

I like sex. Sex is fun.

[emopuppy123456789]

But how do i pick up animals!

[rousso]

@emopuppy123456789 With your hands. And arms.

[guttermott]

you're groovy

[Lippyscreed]

I looked at my steam chat at 6:00

[ZedsLeppelin]

Finding out you are straight has completely alienated me from you channel......

Good Video :D

[Ehyohh]

This commentary was such good because I really liked the cut of your jib. Mensasses.

[MrSSHater]

So your talking about your hand right?

[ghttboi]

...but i'm awkward AF...:(

[IncredibleOrb]

I tried the beating up her way. We're now happier than we ever were!

[PUFF1NS]

A bundle of not fun. Great line. I'll be using that. Great vid.

[Br1ngTheRain]

When I started watching this I was touching myself. I didn't stop touching myself until it ended and I typed this bullshit out.

[xIVAN14x]

Stealth Attraction works best

[ohiovflrda]

IF she's making fun of you, a guy, for playing video games...well, she needs a reality check lol

[thacuban13]

@ohiovflrda It's probably just teasing. Teasing is good, really good actually. Best of luck to you and your girlfriend, Alex.

[CaMMieCAM1]

Hey, I've been talking to this girl for a while...she's really cute and all but she can't date. It's hard to find stuff to talk about and whenever I see her it's awkward... :/ I don't know what to do?

[evanarnold123]

@CaMMieCAM1 fuck the shit outta her and get the fuck out. not gf material. cut your losses and beat the pussy up for a night then gtfo. lol seriously

[PvtJ8ker]

@evanarnold123 Terrible advice. You sound like a virgin.

[evanarnold123]

@PvtJ8ker how do i sound like a virgin? besides this guys probably in high school. dating in high doesnt get you anywhere in most cases. take the opportunity to get a standard on the girls you go for in high school. and yeah i do realize the way i worded it does sound asshole-ish, but same concept

[CaMMieCAM1]

@evanarnold123 my god...youre helpless...fuck you...asshole. my motto isnt hump n dump like you dumbass

[evanarnold123]

@CaMMieCAM1 whoa. calm down now man. that might not be you. doesnt mean you need to put me on blast for it.

[rofltastic12]

Who else checked their steam at 5:57?

[screamingsun91]

how many subscribers have you lost since you like left youtube?

[Fghwads]

hi Alex. why aren't you on KBMOD podcast anymore? i miss you. </3

[PvtJ8ker]

@Fghwads I am, but sometimes I'm too tired from the day or need to get up early in the morning. I do it when I can.

[mortimormouse]

Would you say that you have to go up to a girl and talk in order to get a relationship going? PS we must be dating because guy, you make me laugh ev'ryday!

[Execrationalism]

@mortimormouse You need to have a foundation before you start a romantic relationship with someone, start talking to her and if she seems to like you go with it, if not there are 3,301,112,087 more women to try, odds are one of them will.

[WTAWWR08]

I'm glad for you Alex. Have the best time of your life.

Also, my thoughts on women. The best way is to stop caring if you impress anyone ,especially girls. First, you become a problem solving, collected, funny motherfucker in order to have a good life on your own, and then people will notice. Women love men who find solutions, not boys who find excuses.

[ScUbAhStEvE193]

holy shit, make more videos about this topic please.

[Boxlinger]

Pics or she's your sister.

[TheBumShackler]

God I hate all these "How to get girls" commentaries that commentators do but It's you Alex so I have to watch it. And I'm glad I did.

[yum438]

or yours*

[yum438]

was that my steam alerting me our yours?

[cdc0186]

lol i feel like you would be a good stand up comedian

[An0nymousHelper]

Alex, you are the best commentator on YouTube, please keep making vids for us! <3

[Voltage530]

Still expecting the full length feature starring Batman and Big Daddy, Alex.

[PvtJ8ker]

@Voltage530 Titanic wasn't filmed in a day. This will be better...

[Syncopy528491]

@PvtJ8ker When is the next episode of Troll Academy coming??

[Imkoalalol]

hardcore actor Love youu

[fr0z0ne0wnz]

so he isnt gay...

[CKdaBK]

@fr0z0ne0wnz no he is still gay, just hiding his sexuality

[fr0z0ne0wnz]

@CKdaBK xD

[Over9000producttionz]

@fr0z0ne0wnz Its a cover up

[legendarywar1]

@fr0z0ne0wnz how did people get the idea that he was gay?

[fr0z0ne0wnz]

@legendarywar1 idk i never thought he was but people think everyone is gay nowadays

[1337x1337x]

Orb plays 1.6...

[PvtJ8ker]

@IGame4Free Spin it around in circles at a Laker's game on the JumboTron. 

[celtic9523111]

text at 5:57

[celtic9523111]

(chanting) PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC PIC

[SaltyPictures]

I believe that, as a viewer, I would appreciate Troll Academy.

[motorcycler11]

5:56 Damn you! Checked my steam while I was in Minecraft..

[robert2777able]

cough* k :3

[pokedafish]

Im telling your girlfriend u love me more than her!

[peterganna]

Omg he uses such clever fucking sentences and he taught me the way of the troll

[Eirekk]

Instantly thumbed up and favorited. I didn't have to watch it before doing so, all because you're awesome :D

[ThunderNuggetGaming]

you are my favourite commentator

[dreadsmusiclove]

I still fucking love you. and 4:00 is how i haven't been dumped...yet:)

[Cordog1370]

should i show a girl all the nukes i got in mw2? i heard girls love nukes

[batbot99]

@Cordog1370 girls love nukes in their snukes

[conley3650]

@Cordog1370 You know chicks love winning round based games.

[TheOli345]

Thanks dude, gotta feeling that last tip is gonna help me out

[th3mw3llboyz]

Gonna go hit on a girl haha

[MunchGamer]

Y U NO PAUL RUDD

[ARomanianKid14]

i am going out a date with a girl i just met on saturday. its gonna be a long distance relationship, but she is worth it and more.

[GuardRabbit]

If you're going down that road of badboy beating up girls, it doesn't really matter if they like it or not.

[TwinsKid001]

Oh man. I miss these commentaries.

[o0KAPPi0o]

Orb plays cs not css. Importan, i know

[mastekillerKurD]

Cpmputer  specs? :o

[C4PTAiNiCBRE4K3R]

Still one of the most entertaining commentators out there.

[AChaosEmerald]

waiting for John's next video: Men, Men, Men.

[xlSKYLINE]

Ohh alex nice job!

[OllyLessThan3]

You should defiantly talk about awkward situations. I enjoy hearing them, and I find myself in them daily.

[MyLife4Auir]

Hail to the King baby.

[LookItsBilliam]

so i guess we're over? it's hard to hear through youtube. =(

[peachyy6]

where is arkham city

[LookItsBilliam]

for a second i thought he said his mother died. O.O

[GrimPlays]

Alright bro, Let's see her

[deidara655]

lol mcgovern u dirty dirty troll alex respondeing made me laugh though o and alex y u move away fron toronto man, i used to live down the street id sit in that dumpster across the street and watch u and the day i came to rape your shit u were gone...

[askacapper]

I think your a pretend dick... and I love it! A graduate from troll academy! Even though you're a "PeeSea Elitist!"

[deidara655]

wip out your junk and hope for the best is a winning strat

[thelittlejf]

if I told my gf I made youtube I would be forever alone :(

[Toobelito94]

Now You back ! For real

[sagetheraptor]

The GosPel.

el oh fucking el.

[sdiona]

WAIT WAIT WAIT... Your the oldest you've ever been?

[franchisejr15]

What do you think about the whole paying for shoutouts situation?

[AWESOM8thGRADER]

Dude if you did chase after her and she was gay you could have just like recreated chasing amy and eventually turn her straight then you could of had a video titled: "how to make lesbians love your cock." but it would have been the same video as this just add kiss them in the rain at the end but ya that would have been cool.

[funnyguy0476]

yeah talk about the classes in another video,they sound pretty interesting.

[TheEpicFactory]

god, i love you man. your straightforwardness is so refreshing compared to all the other uptight commentators. thank you mamush.

[TheFirstShin]

girls, girls, girls, girls. girls i do adour. yo put your number on this papper coz i would love to date ya... anyone, no. ill shut up then

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

Competitive Bioshock. That is all.

[cardboared84]

i feel like this was a troll video ¬¬ or am i just to suspicious of you ?

[TheVaiskinator]

I never subbed to you weird, anyways it was a good video

[zillyzachary]

Anyone else checked their Steam at 5:57?

[IamTheBlackPastor]

your starting to act like @FuzzyOtterBalls

[Gageaso]

This commentary is approved by me. And you can trust me.. With anything! (Besides children maybe.) I am a doctor.. A LOVE DOCTOR!!! >;D

[TheAchilles17]

awesome video man. keep entertaining :D

[mynameisJolih]

Still my most favourite commentator/YouTuber/Personali­ty......

[MrTehmuffinman]

you should make a second channel called lolitsalex where you would just give girl advice. trolololol.

[busykingwill44]

i miss your commentarys alex. haha. so entertaining.

[FiestaPong]

5:57 confused me. Silly steam noise!

[swampninja187]

Nice video, right to the point, and relatable

[cristal0hunter]

oke i found a girl i really like but i am to scared to make a first talk and she is one your older than me (she's almost 15 i am almost 14) help me to make a good first talk

ps. she like's the music i do

[tonilando]

@cristal0hunter , tell her stuff about other music bands that you like, ask her questions about if she likes anyother music thats similar.....but dude your (nearly)14, most girls that age are bitchy + insecure it doesnt matter if you strike out. you have plenty time and opportunities to impress girls, for the time being you should have your fun but use protection!!!

[RonB193]

So... even if they're laughing at my penis it's a good thing, right? Right?!

Joking aside (I wish), they're very good tips, especially the making a girl laugh part. It's no doubt one of the reasons my current girlfriend noticed me in the first place and it does set you apart from the usual riff-raff.

[ChillOnlyKetchup]

hmm

[JD34KU]

glad you're back...

dicks

[c0d3w0rd]

Wow.... Saw another side of you in this video (in a good way).

Good for you man. And also the first girl tips I've seen that aren't sappy and idiotic and/or not helpful at all.

[TheStiefmen]

OMG, A Pvtj8ker vid <3 :D

[joemcgovern1239]

Wow this guy is a pretentious dick

[PvtJ8ker]

@joemcgovern1239 How so? Jeez, definitely not my intention. I say over and over again these are just my opinions.

[askacapper]

@PvtJ8ker Did u just get trolled bro? Pretentious dick.... u really are.

[DAY0FDOOM]

@joemcgovern1239 Ok, so he's young and learning new things about girls and life in general. He's sharing his oppinions, but how is he a dick?

[TyroJuggernaut]

@joemcgovern1239 I bet you liked the video, because I know how much you love dicks. :)

[utubBatman]

omfg 15th

[kenneth4333]

First....not

Can i get blow now?

[D3rptastic]

@kenneth4333 Me first.

[VPSxReaper]

are you gonna make videos again, again, again?

[PogoHD]

you're so good at video games!

[D3rptastic]

First.

Can I blow you now?