MST3K 810 Giant Spider Invasion 4/10

[kiraina25]

Fun fact: Yes, diamonds cut glass, but so does quartz and a mineral called corrundum. Seeing if it cuts glass doesn't actually prove it's diamonds... then again, we do see later that they are, but whatever.

[MushroomBluex]

i used to take physics but now I find prunes do the better job for me. WTF

[austrailianpirate]

Well Betsy been depressed but I didn't think she'd do this...

[slickksmith]

3:48 Funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

[PerryPlanet]

"Yes, but it's NASA...Houston, Texas."

Um...is that a different NASA? What the HELL was the point of that line?

[requiem4ameme]

Wow, it made a small scratch in glass!  It MUST be a diamond!

[JoeTheMeatbag]

"McRib Sandwich with McFlies."

[easyeasy506]

I tried that but sadly his jokes STILL suck - I have to agree with Mike Nelson-

'chuckle...JUST KILL HIM!"'

[PaperbackWizard]

I find that, if you pause the sheriff's jokes halfway through and then start it up again a minute or so later, it lessens the impact.

[LatteBoy123]

I gotta drain the little buddy...

[EmmaOnATangent]

I'm glad he's not a mohel. . .

BAHAHAHAAA!

[kftc88]

There's no way that butchering up those half-devoured cattle and selling the meat to a local cafe would make up for the loss of 9 livestock.

[austrailianpirate]

Cow tipping gone horribly wrong.

[easyeasy506]

I agree with THREEBLACKS - Alan Hale is SO NOT FUNNY in this film

[easyeasy506]

"I don't care WHAT you use - JUST HIT THE GUY!!" lmao- that couple is so hideous

[Vortigern99]

4 people are the lead singer of Spin Doctors.

[yaywhewclips242]

"Did U beef?"

Tom actually has a lovely singing voice.

"He's got a hatchet wound."

"SNAP .. CRACKLE ... POOP!!"

[zacharyjeans]

"Cow tipping gone horribly wrong"

[TheLazerBread]

Well, maybe we never planted corn.

[negativegirl0]

"I'm glad he's not a mohel" lmao

[drafe007]

oh! alan hale! whata pig!

[TheBurtons06]

"The Hilllls are aliiive with the smelll of that guyy"

Good lord, L M A O.

[stevelud23]

what a delightful pig i am.

[NeverDoubt1]

"Not that one, the big one!"

He really does sound like Oliver Hardy for a second there, lol.

[sifle3]

"these are NOT a lovely bunch of Cocoa nuts" .lol

[livinintwilightzone]

It IS a high school bio lab...with orange and yellow seats.

[fiofiofioletta]

GOT...MILK??

[lightitup2924]

In soviet Russia Giant Spider invades you!

[Daelock]

I love Tom's "AAAAAAUUUUUUGH!" after Alan Hale's atrocity of a joke.

[AstralPixie]

"It's always funny when you turn down tea, and then you decide you want tea"

"Bessie's been depressed, but I didn't think that she'd do this"

[MyMelyanna]

"Look at that!"

"I made a R!"

lol

[Feckinpaddy29]

I gotta go drain the little buddy, I'll be right back!

I'm glad he's not a Moyle.

[Feckinpaddy29]

or maybe we never planted corn...

[Feckinpaddy29]

snap crackle poop!

[BlueEyes7452]

6:05

OH ALAN! lol

[bowieluver1]

3:27 am i the only person who gets the joke?

[zadrhion]

and NOW!

[EternalGuardian07]

I just noticed that Vance asks Jenny (Barbara Hale) if the sheriff (Alan Hale) is her brother

[lightitup2924]

@EternalGuardian07 no the sheriff asks jenny if vance is her bother.

[EternalGuardian07]

@lightitup2924 Yeah, after watching a couple more times, I noticed but I never felt like looking for this comment lol. Thanks though.

[dork94596]

1:04 "Got milk?"

[noahsim97]

sheriff: it's one of our local spiders.

so it's stupid and smells of beer sweat?

[SinnFein4ever]

The Sheriff kind-of reminds me of the police chief from that late 80s/mid-90s TV show "In The Heat Of The Night".

[changyimei]

My toenail finally fell off!

Round of bacon, i'm buyin.

[Vuohanon1234]

aw wisconsin in the 70's a dutchess cafe on every corner. the dont feed your livestock practice in fulll swing, plus unholy giant spiders roaming the country side. Sweet memories.

[TimelordR]

8:31-Proof positive that sheriff's a jerkwater rube!

[Irkedmv]

The hills are alive with the stink of that guy.

[freakofevolution]

I'll juggle my way back to his heart! What a delightful pig I am! OH ALAN! I got to go drain the little buddy I'll be right back! Here's your steak and eggs with deep fried butter! Welcome to HOOTERS! Were out of gin! It's the lead singer of the Spin Doctors! This floors disgusting! Let's get Mikey to try it! See he remember that from his last day of school in 3rd grade! Aryan Nation Rules! Look at that! I made a R! Round of bacon...I'm buying! JOKE COMIN' IN! You, me and booze!

[Econniff]

"I just don't look at this table that often, just occasionally...really it's kind of a...periodic table" GROOOAAAN! :P

[dbqsparty]

Loved the Neanderthal sounds when the guy's working the hammer and chisel.

[NYG4LIFE123]

You know, this movie tested well with Sexual Predators.

Almost fell out of my chair laughing when I heard that.

[davedaveydave]

Honey  M.I.T. called

[Windclaw]

Pork vacuum...er Sheriff:  Oh, I used to take physics. But now I find that...

Crow: Oop! Joke coming in!

Sheriff: Prunes do the better job for me. :D

Tom: RAAARRR! D:<

I'm with Tom. That was just unforgivably bad!

[applebonker141]

"McRibwich with Mcflies!" 

[Lunalover95]

"Here's your steak and eggs with deep fried butter"

[xxzerawriotxx]

lookit I made a R!!

[Gigrantula58]

McRib sandwich with McFlies!

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

"Got Milk"

[anemicroyaltea69]

Yeah, "painfully unfunny" says it right. Ugghhh just about all his lines in this one makes me cringe! It's sad, really....They should have just called him Sheriff Skipper. lmao

[TheRydog100]

@anemicroyaltea69 who are you talking about?

[anemicroyaltea69]

@TheRydog100 Alan Hale, the Sheriff. He was Skipper in Gilligan's Island. I was actually kind of going along with the post right before mine, but forgot to hit "reply" lol

[Threeblacks]

Alan Hale is painfully unfunny in this.

[snipetracker]

@Threeblacks

8:53 "Oh, I used to take physics, but now I find that...prunes do the better job for me."

Mike moans, Servo groans, and Crow wretches.

[pretorious700]

@Threeblacks Alan Hale made a career out of painful unfunniness.

[Theburn77]

hey look! my toenail finally fell off!

[excellentbobby]

exactly what meat is he going to butcher, all I saw was bones and cafes don't want those??

[cirv0]

@excellentbobby

Hes gonna shave off a few pounds of his own back fat.

[CarolinaOcelot]

Well, my thumbs clean off now.....

[DAVIDInitiative]

"Did you beef?"

"Were we supposed to be feedin' the caddle!?"

"You know this movie tested well with sexual predators"

"JOKE COMING IN!"

[joemomma46]

Got Milk?

Brought to you by the Pork Counsel

[ComCodex]

N.A.S.A.R.

[BlueEyes7452]

OH ALLEN!

[ironychan]

Were we s'possed to be FEEDIN' th' cattle?

[suichi98]

snap, crackle, poop! lmao

[Oppledeldoc]

Why in the world did they cut short that scene that ended at 6:20? That part of the movie had so much going for it. (namely the Helga character leaning over the table).

[Applemask]

Are you as turned off as I am?

[gotch09]

0:59 The hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!!!!!

[aminedude]

cow tipping gone horibly wrong

[chutoi26]

Go Spiders!

[TitusYorick]

Ah yes, lots of tea in this movie. Ah well, Coleman Francis had his coffee, Bill Rebane can have his tea. It's all funny in the end.

[AlecRozsa]

snap crackle poop!

[pretorious700]

Why did this lab need 100 oscilloscopes?

[ChaoticYak]

Thirty lashes with a wet noodle.

Oh, ALAN! :)

[watda74]

7:50-7:54 Tom perfectly captured Gilligan's Island's little musical interstitials when introducing the next scene. lol

-Eh, I gotta go drain the 'little buddy'. I'll be right back.

[Zoso881]

I love Toms "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR­" After Alan Hale's prune joke XD

[Sexyfatchick08]

Got milk?

[pytko3]

"Are you as turned off, as I am?"

[Dulcimerist]

Brought to you by the Pork Council

[DaGanjaSamurai]

"Look at that! I made a 'r'!"

[johnnyo3535]

"awww shut up"

There is love....

[johnnyo3535]

"did you beef?"

[ReeperTheSeeker]

so many red neck jokes i can't keep track! 

[JackilynSkellington]

"Thirty lashes with a wet noodle."

Heh heh heh heh heeeeehhhhh <---*evil laughter for those of you who are unsure what this is*

[Slartibartfass13]

@JackilynSkellington I imagine that in the voice of that alien overlord in prince of space.

[JackilynSkellington]

@Slartibartfass13 hahahaha. I always hear it in my head the way Jafar laughs in Aladin and the Return of Jafar.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

GOT. MILK?

You know, this movie tested well with sexual predators.

Just random words!

[ADashOfHemlock]

PUDDING!

[OzzieOlin]

"Look at that!"

"I MADE A 'R'!"

[vjm3]

Oh wow they really let Red Necks have it this episode. They just wouldn't stop, like bullies who beat you up but insist on inviting everyone over to laugh and spit on your now tender body. :(

[Verto9999]

Ouch "tested well with sexual predators."

[sullivan328]

Sadly enough, this soundtrack reminds me of the soundtrack for Monster A Go-Go :-|

[InterEDGE]

"youre so dumb you wouldnt know rabbit turds from rice krispies!"

that is one of the most astounding lines ive ever heard.

[watda74]

"Say, what's that gizmo?"

-It's my pacemaker!

Oh, the humor of cardiology! X-D

[freakofevolution]

Did you beef? Are you as turned off as I am? SHHH...The flowers are listening! GOT MILK! He's got a hatchet wound! A McRib Sandwich with McFlys! Come on MOO...MOO DAMN IT! Snap, Crackle, POOP! What are going to do? GHOSTBUSTERS! I love summer in Wisconsin...meat rotting in the fields... The hills are alive with the stink of that guy... You know this movie tested well with sexual predators! Mork of Ork was taken to St. Mary's Hospital, but was dead pronounced on arrival.

[ccrstarpanda]

that sheriff reminds me of the one from the creepy pc game "harvesters"

[Wakalaz]

Mooo damn it moooo!

[ChaoticYak]

I love summer in Wisconsin, meat rotting in the fields.

Just random words.

[TheGreatYellow]

1:05 One of the few times asking the question "Got Milk?" is actually funny.

[SeolfurDragyn]

I imagine this movie isn't too good without MST3K. We're almost halfway through and there's a noticeable lack of giant spiders, or an invasion of giant spiders.

[ndnsoldierboy]

cow tipping gone horribly wrong...

[bakes7288]

Yes! A Jack-In-The-Box E-Coli joke!

[VeryAngryCamel]

whoops! plothole!... got milk?

[FUTURECRICHTON]

"it's the lead singer of the Spin Doctor's!"

[cool29801]

"You know, I just don't look at that table that often, ya know, just occasionally. Really it's kind of a periodic table.."

LOL

[BBCTURBO11]

"What do you mean WE , this is my farm !!!" lol

[energyturtle11]

MRxL

[JunieBJones16]

"I'm gonna put on a dashiki and blow your mind." MST3K is the bomb!

[heartseed]

I half expected them to make a 'Diamonds are a cheesehead's best friend' sort of joke.

[ronvins]

"got milk?"

[Mrboneboy1]

got milk?!

[moewron]

"You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice crispies!" I wonder why this saying never caught on...

[guysmiley00]

@moewron Ever been in a Kellogg's factory? Nothing but rabbits pooping in boxes.

[axonnsbuddy]

@moewron snap crackle poop

[darkmaster3011]

"Got milk''1:05,lol again

[FrancisJFox]

Lotta Croppies down there.

ahhhhh, shut up!

[massivedata]

I see the salad wasn't included huh?

[kstarquasar1]

Got Milk?

[sephiroth21347]

Were we suppossed to feed the cattle? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[shrews12001]

So the observatory has a chem lab

[EbolaSandwich]

0:26

"It's always funny when you turn down Tea,and then you decide you want Tea"! xD

[Jorf420]

@EbolaSandwich laughing so hard at this got to be in my top ten mst3k moments.

[AL52Dragon]

"Cow tipping gone horribly wrong!"

[Theburn77]

you got a limburger cheese smile, wtf

[yanzi420]

We're outta gin

[Adrialgon]

You're so dumb you wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice krispies!

"Snap, crackle, poop!"

[swpr]

moo moo damit

[Tex2Nova]

"Are you as turned off as I am?"

[hatonbackward]

"Honey! MIT called!" LMAO

[BlueEyes7452]

OH ALLEN!

[ChaoticYak]

You know, this movie tested well with sexual predators.

Random comment from Mike. ;D

[mslrkn1471]

sheriff: pardon me doctor

servo: there's a crumb i didn't eat there

sheriff: one of our local spiders

crow: so its stupid and smells of beer sweat

LOL

[Tex2Nova]

"Are you as turned off as I am?"

[M0VIES4U2]

"Ghostbusters!"

[watda74]

WHOO!!

[M0VIES4U2]

"Oh, having another heart attack." Someone should really call the hospitle, 'cause he's a medicle miracle!

[M0VIES4U2]

Sorry, "hospital".

[rsilkw2]

If Dr. Ted Nelson from "The Incredible Melting Man" ( Ep. 704) were here, you wouldn't have had a problem with Giant Spiders or Alan Hale.

[PirateLordRogan]

Yeah, someone would've shot him after he finished screaming "I'M DOCTOR TED NELSON!" and the movie would've been over already.

[LONGPORKBUFFET]

The sexist pig looks like George Noory.

[Vivi100]

Cow Tipping gone horribly wrong.

[sr71ablackbird]

Did you beef ? you're so dumb that you wouldn't know rabbit turds from rice krispies - snap, crackle, poop. It violates every know laws of physics - except that one I don't know :p - ehh, I gotta go drain the little buddy, I'll be right back. - Welcome to Hooters ( must have the a/c on in there set real high :p )- fried butter- honey, MIT called :p - Hey, look, my toenail finally fell off- Diamonds are supposed to cut glass, they're supposed to but they're too damn lazy !!!! - Prunes, yuck!!!

[sr71ablackbird]

Greg Norman at the Masters :p - I just don't understand it, the things I can do with my spiro-graph ( I still have mine :p ) - 30 lashes with a wet noodle ( OMG, that lab looks like my old science class) - Moo Damn it !!!! - or to jack in the box, ( or as in my area, a place called burger ranch 30 + yrs ago which used horse meat ) Cow tipping gone horribly wrong ( beavis and butt-head probably got there first :P )

[iggy9919]

"i'm going to put on a dashiki and blow your mind!"

[applebonker141]

"Oop, plot hole."

*scream* GOT MILK?"

"McRibwich with McFlies." LOL!

[Kinemacolour]

"No wonder I was constipated."

[gurufabbes]

'what are we going to do?'

GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Mrmccrits1337]

ITS ALWAYS so funny when you turn down tea then you want it LOLOL

[GSeward]

2:28 One of the greatest movie lines ever

[COIVIIVI0DOR364]

"Aryan...Nation...Rules."

"Look at that!" "I made an R!"

Hahahaa.

[softcelltainted22]

the hills are alive with the stink of that guy

what a delightful pig i am

[Herr12]

It's me or this is like a bad version of Them!?

[FutBoy182]

just havin another heart attack

[johnnui]

These are not a lovely bunch of coconuts.

XD

[MagikSpaceFries]

"Snap, crackle, poop"

[ArccaToothus]

oh Mc ribb sandwich with Mr ribb flies, cow tipping gone Horribly wrong... lol

[kaejae24]

Oof

Did you beef

[limmywinks]

4:05

"The hills are alive with the stink of that guy, his back bace is smelly"

LMFAO!

[12timesadayman]

I'm actually from a nearby town to where this was filmed. These guys totally hit the Wisconsin jokes well.