Equestrian Innovations - Portal to Equestria

[OwnedByABigZombie]

''C.L.O.P.''

OHGODISEEWHATYOUDIDTHERE

[mikebuck5089]

i see that eve refrence >.<

[BlueRogue6]

Sorry lady, tomatoes are $3,000.

WHAT?! $3,000 is WAY too much to pay for tomatoes! $1,500!

-New episode-

[ZelddaLinkFreak]

@BlueRogue6 $15,000 for 1 cherry

[blackattack1840]

I would pay a billion to go to equestria.

[GThing64]

Or you could just get Pinkie to break the fourth wall...

[Alargator]

You know, you could have just put the portal in a vacuum chamber... :(

-Sighs- Time to become a millionaire...

[baltakatei]

EI. Have you explored the viability of Earth-based biochemistry in Equestria? If so, can you guarantee we, your customers, can survive there?

[LunarEclipse541]

Turns out i'm a billionaire.. my dream has came true. *Goes to portal*

[Ziault]

Last time I try using a portal it opened up the gates of Hell... Hell and G3 land. Who knew they were together :)

[TypicalUsername1]

Forget getting money. Just piss of Trollestia, get kicked to the moon, go to portal and live in equestria forever.

Problem, Equestrian Innovations?

[davisbr96]

*note to self*

earn 1,500,000,000 dollars before I die

[halohunt275]

Air is a no-go huh? Why not helium, or another Pinkie approved gas?

[ApSykesThewolf]

orrr you could use a portal gun :3

[songoten91]

I considered subscribing after this.

[ed1222]

Cereal Velocity.

I'm teaching my children with your logic.

[Bodatioslycrazy]

Wait... The portal is a link to equestria... And you put it on the moon... So when you banish someone to the moon, they can come right back?

[DeftCrowMk3]

@Bodatioslycrazy The important question is, which side of the moon?

[pinkiepony144]

@Bodatioslycrazy How else do you think Nightmare Moon returned?

[statoose]

"The C.L.O.P"

LMAO

[genralpoopsmith]

just get near that baby. hehe you funeral.

[Lucidria]

Wait... if 1000 Bits=~$1,500,000, then Applejack is a master scam artist. Rarity spent 2 bits, or $3,000 on one small homemade apple treat at the gala. That means Rarity is most financially stupid pony.

[donotreply1000]

@Lucidria said "Wait... if 1000 Bits=~$1,500,000, then Applejack is a master scam artist"

Apple jack loads her "goods" with hard drugs is the ONLY explanation.

[anon7631]

Opening... Portal... Now!

And my Internet connection slows to a crawl, rendering the video unwatchable without ten minutes of loading. FFFUUUU-

[Unit645]

ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN BEEYYTHC!

[wolfboyomega]

all of my money

[superspine113]

NO MONEY FFFFFFFUUUUUUU- *beats head on wall*

[Jedzi1]

Shut up! And take my monye!

[DelphiDovahkiin]

that would mean the 100000000000 bit to make a giant keyboard is about...1500000000000000000000­0

[DaynNightGaming]

Well.. you could just remove the Oxygen but ok, that sum is worth it, BIG TIME.

[MunchyToast001]

Can you send nukes trough too ?

[TheSchweetGal]

Screw you, Earth, I'm off to Equestria!

[CameronOfZion]

and if you don't SHADOW RELM WITH YOU!!!!!!! * powers up the Millenium Rod*

[CameronOfZion]

TAKE MY MONEY MY SOUL MY FIRST BORN MY YU-GI-OH! DECK MY DRAGON BALLZ MY HOUSE! I'M GOING TO EQUESTRIA!

[Broadcastermaster29]

I have one of these in my closet.

and it works.

[CaptainMarese]

Couldn't I just make a portal to the moon, then use the portal to Equestria?

[GarrettGraufuchs]

wohoooo, its less than 1mio Euro xD

[jleonardable]

and start saveiinnngggggggg now

[GeneralNoobslayer]

What's the shuttle for? We can just get Celestia to send us to the moon!

[geoknox]

@GeneralNoobslayer wouldnt you have to go to equestria for that to happen? jus sayin

[EquestriaDJ]

@GeneralNoobslayer (From the Canterlot Royal Archives...)

Dear Princess Celestia,

I'm going to use my unicorn magic on my amplifiers to amplify my magic to bring about the resurrection of Nightmare Moon.

~DJ B3ATZ

(Letter filed under 'Ponies to Banish.')

[elsandro8000]

JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MA MONEY!

[SodiumHydroxideRG]

I love Cereal's voice. It's like, perfect for this.

[lousyPersonable]

1.5 million dollars?

...

Mum, can I borrow my allowance for the next 798 years?

Like, now?

[EquestriaDJ]

1,499,499.99 divided by 1000 equals 1,499.49,999

or

1 Bit equals $1,500

1,500 times 1,000,000,000 equals 1,500,000,000

This means that the ponyboard cost between $1,500,000,000 (one trillion, five hundred billion dollars) and $150,000,000,000,000 (one hundred and fifty trillion dollars) to develop.

...China, can America have some of your child-laborers? We lost our entire country's budget on developing a big keyboard and a portal to a magical land of friendship and ponies.

[programaster]

@EquestriaDJ WORTH it.

[FlamingAtheist]

@EquestriaDJ Ha thats a good one! What would we need to borrow from china? Were already in equestria! For all we care they can have America!.......... unless someone plans on coming back. Ridiculous!

[pinkiepiefluttershy0]

@EquestriaDJ but the apples where charging 2 bits per cup of cider rip off much

[tet0s4brawl]

i am throwing all my money at the screen but it's not helping

[wuffie9]

I already got around £187,000 with my car and house.

So, how much do we get for a kidney or a liver?

I'd better start saving up some money...

[physicsman90]

I want to go to equestria!!! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[d3lta38]

so equestria is on the moon?WHEATLEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[squal101]

@d3lta38 omg you gave me an idea, we need to find the portal gun

[fredrick01]

Why not just put it in a vaccum?

[fredrick01]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[ThatN00bGamer2]

wait a second, wouldn't have been easier to just put the portal in a huge vacuum chamber?

[SilverDHedgehog2]

I need no spaceship, i just use my human>pony conversion chamber, and convert myself to my pony form, which is unicorn with extra warp abilities, but only within dimensions, and i warp to moon, and use your portal to Equestria!

[dspeoples]

Take my dog, my math teacher, and this half-eaten slice of pieces.

PONIES HERE I COME!

[Raindbowdashbronybro]

Where do i buy it :D!!!!!

[mickeymouse14]

amazing dude.

[TheMatrixRules]

1.5 Million dollars to get to the portal?

*Puts on ski mask and pulls gun out of pocket*

Who's up for visiting the nearest bank >:D

[MilmakeBelle]

@TheMatrixRules LET'S DO IT!!!! We can take my flying box machine! >:3

[TheBerchie]

@TheMatrixRules Hold on! Let me make a quick stop at FPS Russia's house to arm myself! >=D

[programaster]

@TheMatrixRules I'll help you rob the bank, in my tank.

[FlamingAtheist]

@TheMatrixRules Count me in fine sir! Ill drive the getaway van and set up our randevu with the shuttle.

[Darkakorri]

@TheMatrixRules Ooo me me! *Pulls out two LMGs and Juggernaut Armour* >:D lets do this.

[SyonX05]

@TheMatrixRules hmm... *takes out cell phone* yea.. can i get a few VTOL's, maybe a few tanks, some men, HWG, a lot of money bags, and one big motherfckin gun

[FIREDRA6ON]

New life goal: somehow "find" $2,000,000 and go to portal to achieve my other life goal to get to Equestria.

[DaKatphish]

lmao, why the hell would they move the damn thing to the moon when it's far cheaper to rent or create a vacuum chamber 0_0

[twentyoneandsix]

@DaKatphish i'm liking this idea!

[TheGenRex]

@DaKatphish Because at Equestrian Innovations... they take it to the next level of awesome ^^

[theblackwidower]

It looks a bit like a Stargate. But somehow, it doesn't work like a Stargate. You need to fix that.

[Masterofvore5]

you guys need a portal?

I just use a coffee shop *wooo DCD*

[LizardMan5507]

Dear santa

[blenderpanzi]

Why not put it in orbit or, even better, a vacuum chamber. Or if only oxygen is the problem: a chamber filled with argon or any other inert gas.

[Sailex105]

is it just me or dose no one realize he is imitating Cave Johnson form portal 2?

[4LLJ00R84536UY]

I would pay you all of my money to get one of these, pay you all of my belongings to become a pony, then give you my soul to live with Fluttershy. ;)

[MoldyAngle]

@4LLJ00R84536UY You mean you, or HIM? Your goal...I can't find it..

[F1NJP]

Suddenly, new #1 dream.

[ZELDAFAN152]

why not just encase the portal in a vacuum chamber while its active?

[EverfreeMotorsport]

But does the portal work two ways? That'd be interesting.

[Dumaiciukas]

Congrulations, you win internet :P

[RExplosionStudios]

lololol

[Nicolasduca]

if i go to equestria can i play violin with Octavia? I also play some piano and i can do choir pretty well.

[MidnightRedemption]

Still waiting for an orbital friendship cannon..

[TheAman2311]

Where ever you are, take all of my money!!!!!

[Bigserann]

i googled some buck and i get this:

4 Bits = $14.00 Nets you a bushel of apples (40-42 apples)

1 Bit = $3.50 Nets you 10-10.5 apples

0.08-0.10 Bits = $0.35-$0.37 Nets you a single apple

[semion5]

I will give you everything

[DarkZerkerX]

Wow, 1 bit is equal to $1500 dollars in U.S money. I didn't know the value of the dollar fell that much...and apparently the pony economy is working just fine.

[thebloxxeronroblox]

@DarkZerkerX If the ponies had a portal to earth the company that owns it would be filthy rich

[Chick8ed]

Prohect alicorn.

[TheAnonymousComedy]

No no no! You're not using the right grounding agent! What you need is vodka! Poor vodka into the plasma containers. It'll stabilize the portal and get whoever passes through the portal drunk to boot!

[MrTerradell]

I was going to throw all of my money at the screen, but I ate it in my excitement!

[maxride10000]

TAKE MY SOUL MY FIRST BORN AND THIS GOAT .

I going to equestria!

[LolVermillion]

WAIT, I get to go to Space AND Equestria? This is grand.

[AlexielSnape]

NEVER USE A LIVE CAMERA FOR TESTING! But, this is AWESOME.

[IzMyOmNomz]

So, lets think about math here. If I go on a search for diamonds and find the minimum of 1 carat of diamonds ($700), then I need about 2150 carats of diamonds to have $1505000. I'll have $4500 left and according to Drake00075, that won't be enough to buy even ONE APPLE in Equestria.

[idogis1]

Where we're going, we won't need hands.

[idogis1]

I'm looking for investors in my "small business"

[ShaneAndHisHats]

@nanocamaro

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[pivotmaniac10]

Remember to say hi to Luna for me.

[80WooR]

I'm saving already.

[Rahhzor]

"clop"

[Spheremaster0001]

Wouldnt it be a better idea to place the portal into an airtight chamber?

[adamkerr6894]

Fuck, wheres my bits

[PoopDawgification]

You better get this bitch up and running by the time I get there :D

[zachesmith]

There needs to be more of these NAO! Btw, thanks for the ponyboard, it helped a lot.

[micericeking111]

I care about socks :(

[ErlanNighthallow]

I've jammed my wallet in the CD drive and slid all the £20 notes i could under the monitor screen, and threw my change at it.

Why haven't I got my portal yet?

[11Affen]

Sing me in

[WalkmanSilver]

Why not put it in a vaccum? Would be a lot cheaper than taking it to the moon

[LightSilent]

Guess I better start saving up

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

Just take my Celesta-damn money already. I want you to have it. Take it. All of it.

[MrBingLee]

1 bit is equivalent to $1499.49 ....Well, I can't say I'm surprised, I mean they use gems the size of your head on dresses.

[Drake00075]

1 apple in Equestria costs approximately $6,000 according to those figures. In theory, to own a house and feed yourself in Equestria, you would need to earn over $210,000,000 a year.

[hotelmario510]

@Drake00075 Ah, but you're forgetting buying power, my friend. Just because 1000 bits is worth approximately $1,500,500 doesn't mean that it's going to have the same buying power as $1,500,500.

[idogis1]

@Drake00075 Yeah, pretty much. For a pony, going to Earth is kind of like an American going to Cuba.

[Petrionvitunkomea]

@Drake00075 This might be because ponies eat grass which has caused lowered the demand of other foods what has caused other food products to be luxury items that aren't really meant to be for everyday dinner.

[evertime123]

@Drake00075

Well you would have to take into account how hard it is to acquire bits... Here.

While in the pony world it is most likely much easier as the rarity is decreased.

[xJsW116x]

Now, Ill be honest with you, we've never tested this thing with humans before. Only ponies. We're throwing science to the wind with this one to see what happens. So! That means that the first of you lucky bipeds who journey to the moon to test this thing out on your side will be pioneers of science! Testing is the future, and the Future starts with you! So why dont you make that check out to cash and get going, future starter!

[youcomeupwithone]

I would sell everything to get through that portal. 360? Gone. 55 inch tv? Gone. Soul? 50% of it, gone.

[ToeKnee0126]

Couldn't I just hitch a ride with dr whooves in his tardis?

[TheBaker099]

BWHAAAAAAAAAHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!

[nascarcatcar]

It's a Starga.... I mean, an inter-dimensional portal.

[TheGameFilmGuruMan]

So how do you deal with unauthorized off-world activations?

[Spheremaster0001]

sad times.. How can I get all that money?

[metrocop1000]

It costs over 400.000 $ to stay in Equestria for 12 hours. Still, shut the hell up and TAKE MAH DAMN MONEY!

[biggmac4444]

Over 600 people are smart and approximately one man is sad because he is a closet Brony.

[CrimsonCreed603]

@biggmac4444 No, it's because hee is mad that he will never be able to enter Equestria.

[guitarfan01]

hilarious.

[floodboy55]

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[EquestriaDJ]

@floodboy55 I see somepony has yet to buy the Ponyboard.

[SomeDudeOnY2B]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

[garfocusalternate]

Pay 1.5 million dollars to get sent to the moon?

Pfft.

Anyone want to go piss off Celestia with me?

[TARINunit9]

@garfocusalternate

But the Portal is on Earth's moon, not Equestria's moon

[calimantis]

I'd pay every last dime and not regret a damn thing.

[squintstheninja]

@KaptenN : admit it, you'd pay three grand for an AJ fritter.

[hgfggg1]

I'll get Chell and GLaDOS for all of you. Don't worry, They're safe and unbraindamaged... PORTALS!

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

You know what?

Take my money. Just take all of it. I don't care anymore, take everything I have and everything I will ever earn. No, don't give me that look, I want you to have it. Now send me to the moon.

[kingkid15]

Now all want to do is find the exchange rate per bit.

[kkijikiji]

I did it and don't regret it...even though I did land in a desern, ran miles to get away from a hydra, and get rejected by Applejack. I'd do it again, but ask Twilight instead

[kingbrandus111]

They put that portal... ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOON!!!!!!

[KylerThatch]

Wouldn't a vacuum chamber with airlock seals be cheaper than a space shuttle service?

[TheGreatMightyPoo1]

@KylerThatch

But not quite as entertaining!

[KaptenN]

By that exchange rate one of Applejack's apple fritters would cost $3000! :O

[weldonwin]

@KaptenN And probably worth every penny

[WINGEDW0LFGIRL]

It looks like a StarGate.

[sohip12345]

you really should make tutorial on maya or whatever program you use to make these :D

[TheTehomgwtf]

Why dont you put it in a airtight chamber and remove the oxygen then to get in you need to wear something like a scuba oxygen tank because the cgamber before entering will remove the oxygen around you SIMPLE WAY INSTEAD OF MOON also cheaper!

[azndude1789]

Did we find Luna up there?

[SamuriX2010]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[xanderman1201]

wait so they fly us out there, and drop us off in a zero oxygen environment and we go through a portal to get to equestria? do the space suits cost extra? cuz if they don't id pary for the trip...no clue how id get back or if id want to, but still...

[zamordomin]

@xanderman1201 i'm pretty sure if they dropped you off on the moon, the chances that at would ACTUALLY WORK would be about 1/∞ and EVEN if it DID work, you'd be stuck with luna for the next thousand years.

[thomasw011]

the... C.L.O.P. ? WHY?!

[johnwuzhere1993]

So a normal trip to space costs at least 1 mil. a trip to Equestria costs 1.5 mil. I see this as a great deal actually. I'd like to say "ALL MY MONEY" however it appears that there is an actual cost here. So instead good sir, ALL MY DOWN PAYMENT. Umm..that is if I end up in equestria, not the moon...and as a pony...pegasus or unicorn...if you don't mind...

[AAliasW]

I would buy a ticket to this if I was an idiot.

But I'm not, so I'm buying a share of the company.

[Mynameistimmeh]

R.I.P. to everyone who were wearing earphones at 0:48

[MidnightRedemption]

JUST TAKE ME TO THE LAND OF FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC!!!

[Suthek]

God, the 'narrators' voice fits epicly.

[RedPhoenix9000]

Now you're thinking with portals.

[DevilDan83]

You should call Aperture Science. I hear they have a simple solution for your problem.

[thebloxxeronroblox]

1 person can't afford to get to the moon

[thelpsgirl]

Dude. I'll paayyyyyy.

TAKE MEHZ THERE

♥

[111111shredder]

*coughFoalinAroundwiththeCMCco­ugh*